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Nigeria election matter, dem no dey see am finish...

No magic wey no fit happen..

Smh

Namaster:
Threats are NOT enough. Nigerians do NOT respond to threat.

An IMMEDIATE closure and payment of EXORBITANT fines should be the penalty for hoarding fuel and creating ARTIFICIAL scarcity to inflate prices.

Filling stations are one of the most EVIL institutions in Nigeria. At the mere rumour of a potential increase in petrol price, they'd immediately SHUT DOWN to exacerbate the issue.

But when the price drops, it takes them FOREVER to make adjustments.

Criminals like these DON'T deserve warning but IMMEDIATE punishment.

Plus there should be a crack down of black market fuel sellers and those they buy from... The corruption just dey get belle dey born many nonsense character for the country... SMH

Richtaiwo:
Not really. Reasonable number of Northern muslims don't take alcohol. Though few, very few of them secretly do.

True...

They prefer smoking and other more terrible drugs as their poison.

SMH

virginboy1:
Seeing the headline my mind pictured obalende and I wasnt disappointed after reading the details. In fact it is not only under the bridge people sleep, some men even sleep on top of the bridge as under is already saturated with people. .. Chai poverty na bastard ooo..."men hustle ooo as government now no send una papa".....

Obalende is another realm in Lagos on its own...12am 1am 2am people still dey outside dey flex life as na that time day dey break for dem ...it is that time some mama put,beer palour and POS venders starts making their money.

What of oloshoism...that area is like the hub of olossho levels in lagos....as women from 18 years and above just choke for street dey hustle..

Hard drugs nko..that one has turn many young boys and girls on colos to walking zombiees ..Obalende matter ehnnnn sighsss

You know d place wella...

That place na real cesspit... Smh

Vintage001:
My wife just gave birth to twins

Baba ibeji congrats o...

When we go come drink and chop jollof to welcome the twins?

Humans sef...

Wetin dey language wey pesin dey love?

No be just to pass a message from all the chaotic jargons within thoughts? Or is it something else?

Make we hia word abeg...

Sonnobax15:
. Your own good bruh....... You no know wetin God do for you like this

Trust me, I know...

And make e no shock you, my head dey always swell anytime she calls me the pet names...

SocialJustice:
If na me be Osimhen I must chop after she sign consent form.

Chop wetin? That one?


She as she do waist like pikin wey dey purge... Abegi

Sonnobax15:
. Only son ke? Meaning say he go too over pamper you like gold na .

Pamper me? That was my mother. She nearly make this ancestor spoil finish, even till today, as I old reach, she still calls me pet names...

My old man was strict but his love and favoritism still show where I'm involved . The old guy hardly laugh unless Nigeria win match... Smh

F22RAPTOR:
Some people are here calling igbo men and others are calling yoruba men as the culprits. But notice that the woman said "Nigerian men", not igbo, not yoruba. But hey what do I know?

You know something those eediotic tribal bigots don't know...

Sonnobax15:


The bond between fathers and daughters is always second to none....

Dear fathers,show your daughters love and they won't have the time to be running after low-lifes and riffraff all in the name of relationship

But then again,as I'm always fond of pleading with God to bless me with daughters, I'm also pleading with HIM not to punish me for my sins by giving me the type who would have the low mentality kinda reasoning of an average Nigerian girl 🙄. Cuz it won't be funny at all..

Can relate...

But my dad was different... He likes me more than his daughters, maybe it's cos I was a only son the 8 children he had...

RoyalBlu:
My goodness!

If only they knew what he had in stock for them. This is how a lot of people miss their blessings with their anyhow behavior.

Later they'll tell you all na hustle.

Too much rot in the system for real.

True true all na hustle...

Some go hustle to a loss while some to a blessing.... Na d same hustle..

Smh

Manigie:
I ate this thing as a kid in Kaduna.... You eat the flesh but can't eat the big seed in it ..... this fleshy part covers the big round seed in it ....
I was filled with nostalgia when I saw it in Keffi this year, has to rush it just to think of old times

Omo, your teeth must be strong to bite some of the goruba because it's strong....

It's mostly common in the Northern part of the country

Are you talking about Keffi Street at Awolowo Rd falomo?

If yes, direct me to where you got it.. as I'm just close by now and I'm feeling like I wanna taste something new...

AbuTwins:
Yes even if na small pikin or miscarriage or baby born dead!

Na their time be that!

If you say its not their time then give us your own computations and show your workings!

Esteemed teacher, you no understand my comment, eh teacher Abu?

MossadAgent:
How can a sovereign nation enter agreements under a foriegn court ?

Good question...

Maybe it was never a sovereign nation. Hmmm?

My body dey pain me anytime I hear matter like dis..

Ah hahahahahaha... 🤣🤣

Them don do am jékòmó...

With all dat biabia for face, who would've thought this agbaya no get sense?

Mumu no fit finish for life - Ogbeni Alberto Einstein

Melonsmasher:
We need 3 of this fish in my community

That ya community wey notorious for cooking pepper soup?

Una fit drown the fish inside melon soup the way I dey see ya eye so... Yéyé melonsmasher

tutudesz:
troops stationed in North-East Nigeria as part of Operation HADIN KAI are on official duty

Aye.. they were on official duty and going home (from official duty of course)

Enough both of you ..

Dem don dey buy the "material" finish or dem no go dey produce am again?

Werey analyst... Smh

chatinent:
Normally, anything on camera is subject to first, registering disbelief, before trying to believe.


...unless it's from a CCTV cam footage.

Too much film tricks and skits nowadays...

That was how a blockheaded neighbor was arguing with his ancestors (not me) about a so-called ghost caught on camera. I watched the video and was stunned quiet as everything shows clearly it was doctored...

BeyondCertainty:
Why are they bothered ?

The Oyibo woman is a human being and deserves to be loved regardless of whoever and why.

True...

Love for whatever reason is still love abeg...

Even tigers love antelopes because of their tender and delicious meat...

No son of mine should even play to this extent...

Henry2405:
women no dey ever get money🤣
Drop your comment

No be lie o...

According to my younger sister... A woman's money is her money but a man's money is "our money" ...

And dem say it's a man's world... Smh

gentlekeny:
Yes, they gave it to these Bishops that supported them

Osusu bishop things....

All these eediots online sef...

This rubbish senseless slogan only exists online...

Moving from the mainland to the island regularly dgor two weeks now and haven't seen or heard the nonsense offline...

Or no be Lagos I dey again?

See the mumu people wey wan unite protest, eediots all of dem ..

Awón oni yéyé

iichidodo:
[color=#1986BC] I've been to the rural areas of the South West, in places deep, vast and thickly forested...I feel for those isolated communities over there, some so isolated that time seems to have slowed or stopped altogether. Even the inhabitants are stuck in time past, these simple minded folks would be mince meat to the coming onslaught of the Fulani marauders in their locale.. Even if you want to secure these deep areas, the entire Nigerian Army would be swallowed up there without a trace.[/color]

And Mrs Oluremi Tinubu is pretending to be a farmer in the name of "encouraging" Nigerians to go back to farming...

It's like sending victims to the terrorist herders....

SMH

clockwisereport:
Generations come, generations go but the earth abideth forever

Who knows...Maybe the earth is still young but it's age and time is something beyond man with ordinary 100yrs as peak age...

Or maybe it's already old and would surely kick jerrycan... It'll surely die too. Especially with the greedy blockheaded humans poisoning it regularly...

Who knows?

Kylekent59:
What would happen if the guy went broke tomorrow?

Remember you subjected her to a grandiloquent lifestyle by buying her expensive gifts.

Not tomorrow, you hear, "After all I did for you" bla bla

Well, it seems the guy is rich, so it's his money and he can wish to spend it anyhow he likes.

Anyone currently capable of spending like that eediot and somehow becomes broke tomorrow is a monumental failure and a money miss road, also a blockhead and .... I no even know how to yabis pesin again... Smh

With such capabilities, there are many things one can do to be amongst the group getting richer and never experience lack till death... If e land for the other side, e really be waste of space...

Smh

DevilsEqual:
A "Girlfriend" and not a wife?
If this relationship ends in heartbreak, how will he justify spending 2 million naira on a wig for a lady?

Shes pretty tho but her laps thin(she no get hips/yansh), so shes a 6/10

She's prolly 5'5 tall and that would make her a 5/10. Spits

SMH..

Beauty as the drunk says lies in the eyes of the "beer-holder"..

Some men like walking stick leg, who are we to question their choice? Na our like?

SMH

Money wey dem for use do marriage...

Awón oni yéyé

My goodness...

See encouragement..

What happened to doing all it takes to assure farmers their life and sweat would not be trampled by herdsmen and other criminals?

What happened to incentives and other easily accessible grants for those who want to farm?

Dey show us cucumber, ori é buru.....

kereman1:
JW have never ever recited the national them and pledge since time immemorial FG wasn't bothered, but since Nigerians decided to boycott the new anthem for them to recite only in barracks and chambers, they decided to take actions, confused lots, as for me whenever the Athens is been recited I'll keep mute, because I never sabi old one finish them con add new one join.

Just imagine...

Prison go full again...

Me no be jw, but abeg wetin concern me and national anthem?...

Even when we were in secondary school, we were among the big heads who believed big boys don't sing whatever at assemblies..

Come be now, na who wan even ask me to sing am, head dey pain the pesin ni?

Umueme:
Venezuela, one of the most corrupt countries in the world. Hope it isn't what I'm thinking sha

It's exactly what you're thinking mate ...