₦airaland Forum

AbuTwins:
His time was up!

No one dies except his/her time is up!

Whatever time a person dies (even if na smallie pikin) "is" their time....


Abegi..

Hezzyluv:
No be me oooo

I don't go close to them for relationship lailai.
Because, most of them are full of themselves.

Shey?

Dem fit use annoyance give you injection wey no good...

I dey fear dem instead, dem too get mind...

Lordsonn:
And their plans is to loot Nigerian shops and other blacks stores. They will never go to stores belonging to whites.
South Africans are slaves in their own land

Na our body dem dey get power... The cowardly eediots

Slytiger:
Yet, most of the state on that list is a filthy mess. Bayelsa normally with It's population of 2.5million people should be as fine as UAE or Qatar.

Yet the people are yet to see the scam in their immediate environment. But somehow believe they understand the magic at federal level....

Smh

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/I-still-play-squash-thrice-a-week-Obasanjo

87 or 107?

Baba is looking good for his age...

Zonefree:
That girl fit senior you, trust me.

I know what you mean...

But even in za oza room, she still be pikin...

Zonefree:
Shouldn't this agbaya be in 400 level

900level ni...

Da small rat? Comot hia jhor

Zonefree:
Ask 96.863% of them to define "Photosynthesis", and watch them disgrace their lineage.

One is even wearing wedding gown

Dem don crase na...

Or maybe na d op dey crase?

Hahahahaha 🤣

Solsix:
Mtcheeew people wey use expo write waec

Lols

TheBillyonaire:
EFCC should arrest that graduate and investigate the source of her poverty, and seize that pure water container as well as her mobile phones.

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣

Fear no catch you?

DeepSight:
I taya oh. Its still benumbing to me.

Can one even conceive all the opportunities that rest in the Olympics for human development, marketing, jobs, careers, sports industry acceleration, national projection, I can go on and on.

But you allocate a tenth of what you budget for people to go and kiss a black stone in Mecca.

Frankly this alone tells us that we probably have enough resources to do well, and are simply mis-allocating them, with 90 per cent of course, being an "elite tax" (money for the boys).

I have always been among those who'd scoff at the nonsensical talk of the country being poor, population this and that and blah blah blah...

Any regular citizen holding and spreading such misinformation is either benefiting from the status quo or has something wrong with their heads.

Just a glance at our books would always point at one problem.. MISMANAGEMENT

The country is poor yet the government can still spend extravagantly like yahoo boys with their first ever loot? Abegi make I hia word...

Common sense should tell anyone to look at the reality on ground, not all those manufactured data and analysis of crazy itchy handed government officials and their minions.

Its like a husband and father always telling his wife and children he has no money but beer parlour na his second house and he's keeping multiple girls. Dem dey use empty pocket run all those kind wahala?

I greet ya office brother. I just say make I talj a bit more today. Some Nigerians character dey make me speechless.

DeepSight:
Is this how Jesus taught you to pray?

Na dat one dey worry you?

The eediot just proudly announced he's a bastard by calling himself "Abraham's" child.

His ancestors go dey bite finger by now...

What a slowpoke.. smh

DeepSight:
Nine billion for Olympics, Ninety billion for Hajj.
What a country.

That one na life?

And people still have hope for the country? I don't envy their naivety . ..

This metric no make sense any angle you check am. And na so-called people with brains draw and carry am out...

Smh

Hope they won't print "made in China" on their products...

Racoon:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/jqioKcefmB7cgGja/?mibextid=oFDknk

Blood of God....

The werey that made that iron bucket is a crazy and wasteful werey...

That thing almost always drag my skin on my leg anytime I pass it's side ..

AllBlack:
She walked 3,000 meters to propose. how romantic 😁.

Abeg who go propose to me this weekend? Don't worry about my wife, just propose with your big assss and book a nice room for celebration .

Baba you be serious werey... 🤣🤣

I don laugh tire

DeepSight:
How dare you? Will you kneel down, raise up your hands and answer the question at once! We are ready to deal with you, we know your activities. Report now -

1. Who and who did you kidnap recently
2. What organs did you harvest
3. How much did you sell for

Answer immediately. Both the policeman and the priest are waiting.

Lols

I see you've read that crazy book....

A good book if you ask me... Smh

ElevationD:
Fish wey boys go take run with beer for evening during this raining season.

All these package by the lady na to find boys wey go dey pay am. Rubbish and laziness combined.

Abeg na where you are rain?

Omenapounds:
1999 too far, 2015 when I started my apprentice we sell a carton of 20leaves exercise books (ctn contains 24 packs, each pack contains 18pcs) for 2500 naira.

As I speak with you now 1 packet is 1700 naira
And a carton is 40,000.

That's what you get when you choose tribalism over competence..

I always tell people, an average igbo man doesn't care about your tribe if he sees you're more competent than his blood brother, he won't hesitate to make you his manager over his own brother. Na Yoruba and hausa dey carry tribe for head

Ehn, na so...

All I know is you WaZoBia have totally succeeded in destroying this nation from every angle....

How about that for finger pointing?

Wisdomkosi:
Very stupid people around. The authority is doing nothing over this situation.

Na everything the authorities go do for people?

Ordinary catch and tie the werey, dem no fit do... Abegi

Really?

Valhalla nko?

Staywithbina:
Am always saying ,why do Nigerians love to add tribe and religion to everything They do ,can’t we have a neutral forum ,who said Sundays on nairaland should be about Christians ,who said Saturdays are for Muslim thread ,can’t we have some neutrality here Abeg. Some of you if allowed will say prayers inside a flight

Big dream...

Not profitable...

Many no go still hear...

Christians or not, no sensible person should take loan because of something as mundane as party...

Take loan and do party, me go wear cloth come chop party jollof and semo.. kò kan aiyé

People are funny...

Na everybody go farm?

The thing is encouraging and providing more incentive for those who do it and you'll be surprised others would be enticed..

Just my simple opinion on the matter.

AntiChristian:
Cos they didn't choose their parents!

Now they have the chance to make it right!

And it's painfully frustrating to know your current situation is a result of your own choice, especially when you remember better alternatives you dismissed.

Plus most people are really terrible at taking responsibility for their own decisions...

Smh

Boomark:

Apart from worshipping idols, I know that Catholics lie a lot. The father of liers is always using them as he pleases.

Now you must show me where I told my members to worship me. After you also show me where you saw my member abi members. Don't go and start talking too much. Just show me, then I will show you how great you people lie about almost everything.

1 kings 22:21,22

21 Finally, a spirit came forward, stood before the Lord and said, ‘I will entice him.’

22 “‘By what means?’ the Lord asked.

“‘I will go out and be a deceiving spirit in the mouths of all his prophets,’ he said.

“‘You will succeed in enticing him,’ said the Lord. ‘Go and do it.’

Hope you recognize the father of liars now?

Afonjah:
Or these?

The last picture...

That pastor too like play 🤣

hisgrace090:
The only solution Nigerians want from Tinubu is for him to return this 3 things where he met them,
1, petrol price.
2, naira to dollar price.
3, electricity price..
Your palliatives annoys Nigerians, just do this and know peace.

Let's assume you were president...

How would you accomplish all that?

RoyalBlu:
Chai.

We keep pushing !

Me likey...

I never joke with the bolded..

👍

Mariangeles:
That's not true.

A sister will most likely ask her brothers to give her, and not to lend her.
At least, that is what I would do. 🥰

Borrow from brothers kor! 🙄

True for me..


Can't recall a time when those girls returned money taken from me, even the married ones. And as big brother, I've never asked even if they request again...

Smh

Lobatan...

So why all the noise and court wahala?

Politicians and speaking with both sides of their mouth...

Tomorrow again, na the opposite this man go yarn... SMH

Ikaeniyan0:
Government should let agro and food processing companies import wheats, corn, rice etc into Nigeria for free.

When baba is brainstorming how to collect more tax you're saying this...

The confusion big pass me abeg