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Kalulu44:
I swear down, the past really sweet die

Maybe much interaction with the world corrupts and saddens our innate spirits. Especially when you operate at the level we operate from.

Truly, the price for "experience" and "knowing" otherwise called "knowledge" is always accompanied with the loss of whatever could be called "innocence"...

That's also maybe why those who claim to be "woke" appear strange to those of us who somehow preserves some form of innocence. As barbaric as I seem with my views on certain matters, I'm still very innocent even at over 4 and a half decades. I always make sure I preserve something so as not to lose myself entirely as I often feel I'm too welcoming to everyone and everything. So, I consciously protect somethings about my perceived perception of who I expect "ME" to be.

At least I'm aware something is corroding all of humanity should stand for, for a better world. Replacing it with total impossibilities as logic. But most people seems to be unaware of the subtle corrosive influence of whatever they expose themselves to, especially now where the internet is trying to replace the ether. That's if it hasn't already happened. I doubt it'll take much time to become reality and all of humanity will be totally in the palms of these sick wereys.

There's too much danger that I pity my seeds. I just hope they somehow resolve it all. We've failed them like our predecessors.


SMH

guass:
With UK just joining the war shows something huge is fishing.

Maybe... It's brewing already....

The man no even sabi vex. E pretend like say e be anything until dem send am on his way. Since oga Trump boldly "ended" Suleimani back then, I already knew the old geezer is nothing but noise.

Person wey for scatter the whole board before e exit... Or maybe the true shadow controllers don tell am to go in peace and not make noise.

SMH

Was just smiling as I read this... It brings up memories....

Make I no talk pass like that.

Why the past always be like say e sweet pass the present sef?


Gods abeg o 😁

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, One of the most hilarious event in my secondary school days.

1996, J.S.S 3 Ojo High School, Ojo Lagos State.
We were preparing for our Junior Waec. In our J.s.s 3 C was one beautiful girl named Cordelia. Just saying she's beautiful is understatement. Cordelia was gorgeous, and I can bet she'll be among the top 5 in the whole school.

Added to her beauty, she's intelligent and came from a privilege home. Her father is an importer in Alaba int'l market and from Imo state.
But there was one thing negative about Cordelia, the beauty, the intelligent and the coming from a wealthy background got into her head. She wasn't humble.

Cordelia was saucy, arrogant and boastful.
She only had just one friend in the whole class of 52 students, and never talk or mingle with anyone else except rolling with S.S.2 & 3 peeps.
By rolling with those seniors, all of us in her class are not her mate or in the same level.
Guys and some girls had tried to make friends with her, but the snubbing is out of this world. She will berate and be little you and always let you know you're not in her level and if you tried to beat or threatened to beat her, she will send the seniors after you.

Those ones will come like zombie and start punishing the person.
Those were the time when students still respect their seniors, not now a junior student fit change am for senior especially if them don join that their mumu cult.
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So bcus of this, everyone avoided Cordelia like a plaque. But there has been tension brewing between her and a girl name Shekinat sitting next to her desk.

Shekinat, a Yoruba girl from Ibadan, Oyo state. Has always told her that one day she will beat her that she won't get the chance to go call her seniors boyfriends.

Cordelia has always mocked her that it's bcus she's jealous of her beauty and intelligence.
Then came the D-day, lunch break bell was rang and many students started walking out.
Me being an introvert person, it's only football matters that can take me out as at then. So I stayed back in class and started re-reading An African Night Entertainment. A book I have read many atimes.
I don't think we were up to 10 or 15 people remaining in class. So my head was buried in the book I was reading, when I heard the slap. I looked up and saw Cordelia just gave Shekinat a dirty slap. (Oya nah, the Royal Rumble fight we all have been waiting for has just started). Mehn! I dropped my novel and sat on top of my desk. Likewise other students in the class, (who wan go separate, something wey we all don dey wait for)
Shekinat replied with her own hot slap and then the dragging of shirt and pulling each other back and forth began.

Shekinat eventually overpowered her and pushed her hard backward untop of a desk and Cordelia flipped and fell to the other side raising her full gown up exposing only her pant.
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Then everybody saw the unbelievable. Cordelia the most beautiful girl, wealthy, intelligent and proud was wearing a rainbow color pant that is torn in three different places exposing a slight of her [.....].
Like a rehearse and choreograph thing, almost everybody exclaimed! Hey, Cordelia tear tear pant.
And the singing and chorus and clapping started: "Cordelia, tear tear pant." "Cordelia, tear tear pant." It got loud that it attracted other students passing our balcony and they all stopped and leaned on our window to watch the show. Shekinat herself couldn't help but was laughing.
Meanwhile, Cordelia landed badly with her back and I guess the pain and shame didn't let her get up on time.
And when she eventually did, she faced down with tears rolling down her eyes, walked to her desk, opened it and gently carry her bag and then walked out of the class. Some people still followed her singing behind her while me and others still in the class started discussing about what just down and we walked up to Shekinat who was by now sitted and calm.
We stood her up and raised her hand singing "Winner oh oh oh" She was somehow shy but later received the accolades and said "let me see how she will go and call those seniors" All of us said "lai lai, dem no born am well" with this shame and humiliation, she no fit.
Before long, those that escorted her came back and said she left the school and went home. She lied she was sick.
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Before you know it, words had spread round the school about what happened.
School closed we went home, the next day everybody was expecting her at school. We all want to check something, whether she go don mellow or still dey feel herself.
Cordelia didn't come to school the next day.
1 day became a week, a week turn to a month and that's how Cordelia stopped attending our school.
It was that her close friend who later hints us that Cordelia has been transferred to Owerri to go do her Waec. She said her parents told her so when she went to pay her visit, but no reason was giving for the change.
Guys! Na so our beautiful Cordelia take vamose and carry her shakara comot for our miss, all thanks to Shekinat who exposed her unintentionally.
Sometimes in life, God and nature have a way of dealing with people like.
If you enjoy this story hit the like button and share your view.
Have a lovely weekend ahead.

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Helpfromabove1:
For where in Lagos or Nigeria because Lagos Lastma and police get diff one


For example No.12 failure to wear seat belt - 2k (urgent 2k)

Which Lastma or police officer go collect 2k for lagos dere money start from 5k

I am even surprised at the penalties listed here

Ordinary expired spare tire, na 25k Dem dey ask for. E later enter asking for tax ID before they'll allow or accept payment and other matters.

Like most Nigerians e be like say me sef dey guilty of not knowing and using the law properly. Such ignorance, gods abeg o...

OP, thank you o jare

Win12345:
Deluded Islamists with nefarious agenda for the world. God will punish and expose all of you. You guys think that you have Nigeria already wait till Iran is finished been dealt with. No room for Islamic terrorists in this world.

Islamic terrorists wey the West hand dey inside abi?

These powerful world leaders are all the same.

Hardeybohwarley:
Serves her right. What kind of nonsense was she thinking.

He shouldn't take sorry for a response, Sue her and if she doesn't have money, let her go to jail.

Meanwhile Ftc in Ramadan.

Wuked man 🤣🤣

Still I don't see any reason to speak against this.

Even if she no get 15million. At least 5million suppose fall. Make her family go sell whatever and pay or she serve 6months for talking anyhow.

Make this be an example for all the very stupid people wey like to dey talk anyhow.

The era of doing anyhow in this country should end. We need to make use of our courts. No need to fight anyone, just go to court and receive compensation and if dem no go fit compensate, make dem go inside for 6months to a year. Na dem go begin preach and advise anyone wey dey talk and do anyhow.

Lols...


Some men go even know say a woman is taken, dem go still get affair with her and even make her pregnant.

Humans eh? Serious crazies. I even experienced where one yéyé fine boy was being beaten like a thief. His crime was disturbing a pregnant girl for affair not knowing the girl guy na street soldier. And if na one of those girls wey dey always dey itchy and almost always needs their itch scratched, na so both of dem for do the do...

Animals

SMH

donMIG:
Dracular has awaken
Mk we go soak ourselves with garlic

No forget to add salt and pepper. So that you go sweet well well when e wan chop you....


Lwkmd 🤣🤣

SMH

This one wey never master hia emotions sef dey go do DNA test.

Ya own heart will attack you na.

A pity and a waste...

SMH

Sonnobax15:

Both relationship and marriage na scam

In fact,both of them were designed by only God knows who to lure majority of innocent men into embracing their death before their time

Romantic relationship as it is today is alien to men of times past.

Marriage itself originated from men. It was to glorify themselves. With the number of women they can acquire. And if a fellow man wants their daughter, they request for benefits in the name of bride price.

Until time corroded it all. Modern ways are different from back then.

No even ask me how I know. It's in our DNA to know ancient infos like this one

The baba was like.....

You think church offerings and tithes na osusu savings wey you go fit come withdraw anytime you want? Come on getat and go meet ya govnor.

Black man go dey get am clear small small...

Caaz:
Drinkwater fc spotted...oga chilled Big eva water was in the background.

Oh.. hao hao hao...

Give them to the police, just as the system demands and the police will release them to unleash further calamities on you.

There have been cases of sex offenders, psychos and the likes who were given time inside. They serve and came out to do more evil. The system supports these derailed programs.
Hence they don't want them deleted. At least, they prefer to be in charge of controlling the chaos. Anyone going out of hand, would be handled with capital judgement. If it's a terrorist leader, he'll die mysteriously and his position taken by the former second or third in command.

It's all a conspiracy.

If you can, delete these programs. Don't do as the system says.

My 2kobo..

You people amaze me.


Whatever happened to eating with good ol' water? Na beer and yogurt una dey use eat... Strange people

Bahamas95:
You can't force someone to love you.

The man is even risking his life because this kinda woman could poison him. Secondly, the pastor or whatever his title is sounds toxic to me.



For peace to reign it's better they go their separate ways........The man should count his loss because he ignored the handwriting on the wall.

What do you mean you don't love Isaac? Demon! 😁

He is not only toxic. He's a mad person...

SMH

immortalcrown:
As she is not a man, no punishment for her.

Those who cheered her up and reposted the video in which she accused the guy will not reshare this video in which she is apologising.

Those who cursed the guy will not bless him now or curse her.

That's the modern world for you.

If one is not careful, they'll use their brainless NPC thinking drown you...

Many of them are hardly conscious or aware of themselves. Zombies

QuinQQ:
Someone spoilt them - an adult

Shey?


We wey grow for Ajegunle back then. Na our own peers spoil us o. Whoever even spoil dem then, I no even know.

Recalling those past days, I dey suspect it's mostly because most of our peers live in one room. And they try to imitate what they see their parents do.

I quarreled a friend over back then over something like that. He was one of our group that married very early as his father left him a house in the hood. He got a girl pregnant almost immediately, lols.. The werey go dey "shine Kongo" when he suspect say his children don sleep. But his son was caught "kissing and rubbing" another neighbors daughter. Small rat of not even 7yrs o.

The adults have harmed us

Sigh

Namaster:
FUNNY stuff!

The 27-year old YAHOO boy would be in PAIN right now.

After 2-years of calling a 64-year old GRANDMA "Baby".

Ehen.

Na his own baby na. Baby wey dey epp his ministry move.


Lwkmd 🤣🤣

pdppower:
It's normal to let the go of the child early enough because one day, one day he will look out for his real father if he knows I'm not his biological father.
Blood, they say, is thicker than water.

Can keep and can let go.

Situations differs. Depends.

But that woman just cancelled her name from my circle. Letting go easy for people like us. We're used to bottling everything down, literally

QuinQQ:
Happens a lot in Nigeria too but under-reported

{Which one be "mædness" "ræpe" }

Children wey don already spoil troway.

Abegi

See reporting o...

Dem dey force thief wey dem wan catch to run again?

These people sef...

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

Ah, daddy don see the thing well now. But wth... These people no go kih me

adenigga:
In fact, you have hit nails on the head.

You are accurately accurate with your comment, respect your submissions.

See we young kids, is this what they should be dishing out to us.

God bless you..........

No child of mine go play that kind play online. I wonder how they raise them these kinds.

I once mentioned that not even my sisters would try it. They know where they came from. This daddy won't permit it. They can do anyhow on anonymous forums like nairaland (something I doubt) but put their faces on the web and talk personal matters and some other kinda things, never.

Some useless children on here even lambasted me for blaming her for going online and suspecting her story.

Now, if dem like, make dem marry this kind unstable child enter dem family. Dem go wake up one day and find knife for dem chest all in the name of say someone dey depressed.

Nonsense

My son go come carry this kind witch come house say e wan marry her.

Gods forbid badt thing..

Where all those werey wey dey yab this ancestor because of this useless matter? Dem go hide their inexperienced dirty selves now.

Awón òní yéyé

dangotesmummy:
una still dey make excuses. When they're about to expose her lies,she now quickly switched it to depressed and suicidal. She must name the person that grape her.she can't come online to lay such a wicked and malicious allegation and go Scot free

Abi na false grape accusations na the only way to get sympathy and public attention?

I was asking questions about how some stranger gained access into a compound, located ya own flat and after molestation, got ya TikTok id and was rubbing it on ya face on there and some little things wey never see life begin yab their ancestors.

The message looks funny. Plus she now brought it online without due process.

Na so this generation be. Always doing things without sense. For their mind, because they can spit and type English, dem don mature and woke.

Awón èyàn werey

SmartPolician:
I believe that the reason many crimes still persist in Nigeria is that they only attract light punishments.

If the punishment for raping women and a woman wrongly accusing people of raping them is the death sentence, the either party will think twice before committing such crimes.

You never know humans be that.

Although, it's a mighty deterrent, it'll never stop werey dem from doing things only wereys would do.

God1000:
Some of our black women sha, see how they all easily fell for the Russian guy simply because he's a white man

Maybe na osusu e use entice dem. You know poverty don put our supposed queens for survival mode and the highest bidder always getsthe things " in the middle"...

And...

See that guy eyes. He looks unwell. I strongly suspect a conspiracy here. Make e no be say e be carrier of one of them manufactured illness again o.

E no dey hard these animals to do o.

lordm:
You no get work. Go and look for something to do

Lols.. no be so na...

Not everyone would be heartless like you and yours truly

Me even do it too... I sometimes disappear too. No contact whatsoever.

Currently, I just disappear again.

Some people dey complain over wetin we even want you to do.

Counter-ignore and move on with ya life. Or dem tie una two two-gether? 🤧😁

Kaliningrad:

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No this is baiting you to sit back in your country, develop it and admire Russia from afar. Stop looking for countries to go and constitute nuisance in.

Nigerians have been schooling and traveling to Russia since forever.

Or you think the world started in February 2022??

Lord Putin said something like that in one press conference back then but ended with.... " Sadly, the so-called leaders of Africa are in the pockets of some shady people"...

He'll gladly use us too however he likes until we wakeup, know ourselves and develop some spine. His words, not mine. But me thinks he's right.

Some wereys go go Google go gather lists of countries with most resources and you'd barely see African countries listed among first 50 but dem no dey ever comot for Africa. From times past until now. If their resources were sucked the way Africa has its sucked, they'll go barren, probably.

Putin was simply wondering aloud. How a continent that it's resource mostly keeps the modern world running still lives in total penury. His words also. And even me too find that magical.

If you like let dem deceive you with their nonsense surveys. The reality says they can't touch their so-called abundant resources the way they do Africans'.

Na so Google still say na dem give us cassava but not the variety of soups across the continent.

Awón òní jibiti

Sonnobax15:
The worst mistake you will ever make as a man is to place your business under the total care of a woman If not that I quickly retraced my steps back on time and collected my business back with style,by now,I for don run mad .

To think that the female thief will still be collecting salary by the end of every month after siphoning all these money is even more evil

I know of bosses who were scared of employing sales boys , thinking they'd steal from the company. They instead employed sales girls, mistaking their soft nature's as a sign of gentility, only for the sales girls to turn out to be Scorpion queens and iron monkeys,stole and even made the bosses bankrupt to the extent of relocating back to their home towns

The fear is that the boys would steal ya osusu because they need to give their girlfriends money

Me knows better. So I prefer young males who just did waec.

Plus it's best not to leave ya business anyhow unless you've secured the way cash flows within. Even if Dem go pilfer something, they can never touch anything that big that'll hurt your osusu ministry.

We supply ethanol and most pay directly to our account. But we've experienced boys who'd somehow secretly move goods but e no go tey before e go show for the meters installed to the reservoir.

It's truly difficult for we small people. Especially with the dubious nonsense talk of "na where man dey work, man dey chop" mentality of most people. Me thinks they have perverted the meaning of that saying.