₦airaland Forum

SixSeven:
Before I opened the thread, I knew this was going to be the picture . This is one of the reasons I avoid Honda. You can't fix this in a min

Same here.

Austindark:
None. Is he pregnant?
He should look for a seat somewhere else.
There is an empty seat on the far left. He should use it.

Lols.

Austin, you too dark 😁

EmmyMaestro:
Because society and religion requires them to be like that if not, they will be doing things more than men

They're already doing things more than men.

Are you not aware ?

Oh gods, and na men dem dey do the things with.... So who come do pass now?

Lwkmd 🤣 🤣 🤣

yarimo:
This is very commendable from president TINUBU

Wetin you dey commend there?

With their records, I'll expect any well meaning Nigerian to only commend finished results.

Abi you no know how many projects were later retitled as unfinished projects for this country?

It's a nice dream but make e finish am first and if the time frame for finishing it go pass his time in office, I no even know wetin to tell una wey dey commend such projects.


SMH

fyneboi79:
Aunty wey mumu bodi go still tell you



The women folk is just plain silly! For all the risk we take as men to fend and cater for the family, risk of early death and all the stress involved and all that pains them is man's need to be polygamous?

What freedom do you want as a woman being provided for? Na so you free for ya papa house? Conform to a man's authority or stay with your father!

Funny thing is...

Most lazy boned women wants the authority of the male yet run from the responsibilities of the male.

Una no dey see man wey run from his responsibilities? How e life dey be? Na so you go end up as a woman if you run from ya responsibility and do wetin nature no send you.

Truth is...

Modern ways are harmful on matters like these.

Our women are mothers and queens and should be treated as such. Our men are fathers and Kings and should receive corresponding acknowledgement.

But today, our supposed queens and kings are so lost, they do things that makes them unworthy of such titles and the benefits that come with them.

Everything suffers because of deviation from the norm.

Smh

nlfpmod:
Arochukwu in Abia has that culture of severe consequences when a wife cheats, but when the man cheats, nothing happens.

When we tell you people marriage was an institution men created for themselves and themselves only, una no go gree.

Now, time and modern ways has started eating at the whole thing. Modern woman no gree again o...

Lols

Kadejo:
This is serious.
They should try and settle outside court

That's most likely how the matter will disappear.

They're using courts and the public to tell the other side they're serious in protecting their perceived "share of cake."

When dem go later settle, nobody go tell you and if the matter disappear, you sef no go remember am again.

Na the kind of battle big boys engage in nowadays. Before they throw any literal punch with their hands, e go hard but results go either mean losing or gaining millions of dollars.

Poor man na to shout and fight themselves anyhow like werey still nothing go come out. What if you get correct evidence and simply sue the other to court? Poor man no dey do court things as ignorance make am dey fear the courts.


SMH

Mirasteel:
That's why he changed his name because he doesn't want colonisers names.

See this person. Mohammed na wetin ?

E resemble African name for ya ears?

This ancestor no kukuma follow for those wey e affect as I no ever sure say I wan enter their nonsense land.

There be many beautiful and nice places around the world. Na that their

Look again. Na third world country full there.

That should tell you something about the kind character that IMF get...

BigYash:
Back then in my school days.. There was the guy close to my room. Mid night he will be playing loud music and signing along. Disturbing me when I needed rest more..


I didn't even say a word to him.. I went to get two big speakers . The two were facing his room. When I am at home and noticed he is sleeping,I start playing loud music.. Even when I am leaving the hux,I leave the music on. And the kind of songs I play are the ones that will get someone angry. Those native , traditional songs..

The idiot come beg me after some days..

If you had said anything, all these people go say you be nosey neighbor.

Very yeyestical matter.

allen113:
Give us context. E fit be u way dem need to handle

Wuked man, see as e black 🤣 🤣


Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

wirinet:
Never heard of anyone keeping venomous snakes as pet. Pythons yes, because they are non venous and are non aggressive, but cobras, vipers and mambas, no.

People do.

LeeSmart:
Just like you guys (mulisms) are also lying about the death in gaza abi?
Una go get sense small small

Oh, this is the first time I'm accused of being Muslim.

God abeg o.

Okay. How many Jews were there in the world back then? How many were in Germany then? How many escaped and how many survived? And how many really died?

You people no dey ever ask questions. Because it's the norm, you just accept it.

Have you ever even asked how many black men were in Germany then and how many died? And why are we not making noise like them and why do you think they're making noise about that lie and continue to hammer it into the heads of subsequent generation?

If you no fit ask better question, play go front. And I for one go still dey call of una out everywhere for that lie.

LeeSmart:
I am 100% sure it's the wrong guy the got, only did this just to save face..... Russia and propaganda be like Nigeria govt. and it supporters.

Una dey quick to see Russian propaganda but not una albino president own?

The Russians dey learn for where the US and Israel dey for such matters na. How come una no know? abi una choose not to know?

One big lie is that 6m Jews were killed in Nazi Germany. Okay. How many dem be then, how many dem be now? How many black people suffered and died in Nazi Germany? Una no know that one but accept and spread the 6m Jews death lie.

No matter who, I go talk even Oga Trump down if he mentioned that to my face.

If you know how many black men, women and children don suffer and die in the hands of these people, Arabs included, you no go even believe the lie again.

The General die?

WriterNig:
👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

Do not tell me this man has 10 daughters....


What a blessed man. He go chop dowry tire... 😁

That's $4.5m every 6months as bribe money to beg for their dumb empty heads to remain on their neck....

See as dem use big grammar paint am like say na one honorable thing.

Oga Trump always talks about what the US gives but e no go ever talk wetin the US dey collect both in cash and minerals.

No matter what they give, they get a sizeable ROI or you think the US dey altruistic?

My own leaders just dey concerned about how dem dey share osusu among themselves and use am sponsor small girls dem no fit satisfy.

Dem dey comot $4.5m as if Dem work for am. It's either na from their borrowed funds or the one dem extort from their own citizens... The werey dem...

ariesbull:
Painting the biggest canvas .. abstract painting

The report isn't about his Guiness Record but Sanwo Olu hosting him

A simple Google search would have helped you ..but we know what intellectual laziness is ...

Someone is talking about better reporting and you're talking about intellectual laziness. With so many words and sentences, what would stop any sensible reporter to just add the most important? I guess the most important now became Lagos State governor as I'd you look closely at the writeup, he's more present than the small boy. Just stop ya itk abeg...


But wetin concern me?

Sangoamadioha1:
This long epistle and it is still lacking the most important information, which world record is the young man holding
All these journalist wannabes🫤

The werey wants his ancestors to go start searching online. Such useless nonsense.

Drinkwater2026:

He go chop wetin adult dey chop..... he can as well chest the responsibility that is attached to it.

Children nowadays seem stupid. They'll boldly do things they're not ready to bear. When the adults wash their hands and make them bear responsibility, them go begin do as if anyone send them message.

We did a lot when we were young and never got anyone pregnant until we knew we were capable. Abi na me too dey exposed to some kind things?

Houseofglam7:
Marriage under duress. He’s sweating his as$ out!😂

If na you, you no go sweat? See heavy duty wey dem force am carry. Only just because e say make e taste small "something" .


Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

Tenses:
I cant imagine there was a time I was madly in love with Nigeria army as a child.

When I heard from my father's discussion with some of his friends that Nigeria Army is ranked No. 1 on foot in the world.

Then I was in primary 2 but I keep going to all the classes telling those who would pay me any attention. I dreamt of wearing that khaki. I even picked up lessons in karate. I was so good at it.


Now when I see a soldier from Nigeria army I have absolute dislike for him.

I was told same. But me don tey wey I no dey like anything wey concern military. I had a chance to join up when I was 16. I refused and looking back, I'm glad I refused. Abi who those eediots want to come dey do yes sir for all these farting old thieves wey dey do boy boy for the oyibo masters?

God's forbid badt thing..

paxonel:
Tattoo or no tattoo, it means absolutely nothing.
Circumcision or no circumcision, it means absolutely nothing
Dreadluck, hair plaiting, ear piercing, etc

You know what my grand ma told me one day?
She said there was a time in this Nigeria were any woman seen putting on trousers, she will be tagged ashawo.

You can't fight certain change and succeed

Well me remember I was told hairy armpits was sexy. And if it's accompanied by sweaty smell, it's sexier.

Leonardo4:
Lol so you don't know you can spend up to 100k per month on electricity in Nigeria? Go to iyanmo in Auvhi they have 247 light. And some houses spend as high as that per month

Come on bros. I'm Nigerian and it might be erroneous to use where I stay as judge. Truth be say we hardly see light there so ordinary 10k go last more than 8months.

But I still find it hard say anymore would buy over 300units at once. Even for the Island, these so-called big boys no dey do am like that. They'd rather spend more on diesel.... Nigerian man hardly do things that way...

Tenses:
CO inhalation.

Studios are made airtight to keep off random sounds. When CO goes in there's not enough O2 to convert it to CO2.

Haemoglobin has 10x afinity for CO than O2 and even less affinity for CO2. So in a room with the mixture of O2, CO and CO2 the chances of carbon poisoning is considerably higher than thought.

So how fumes from generator use enter? Abi dem mumu reach to put gen inside studio?

The account no even sure. Who knows, someone fit don lace their food with not so funny substances...

D madam wey run is suspect.

Why APC people dey fear this matter like this?

Una see una life? E clear now ...

Awón òní jibiti.

Dohn:
Too much sense the later become stupidity,,,,,, how them take start this kind project sef...... Sooo travellers will have to board a boat or helicopter to get to the airport hmm

Funny thing be say dem dey lie to people say no land so Dem go water.

Humanity wey go pack themselves together for one corner, ignore other places and begin complain of overcrowding.

Very anyhow anyhow specie...

VeeVeeMyLuv:
News
Minimum wage buys only 350 units of electricity in Nigeria, 7,500 in UK – Agule

Who you don see wey go use all their salary buy light?

Wonderment 😂😂

Abi o

E come be like say no be him be thief e dey talk about.

Xscape1993:
Let him resign now he refused. Always talking anyhow.

Tenses:
Time will heal them. He should just keep alive channels that they can reach him and he should also continue to reach out to them irrespective of their hostility.

When they are ready they will come around.

Especially the son. He'll one day find that he's beginning to understand his father. Women would surely psut him in that position.

Ordinary my friend wey dey do supervisor at one IKOYI big house, he decided to stay at the island until weekends to cut transport. Baba don begin go house everyday now. Reason is, his wife dey tell his children say their papa dey island dey enjoy himself with other women. Na his youngest daughter mistakenly voice the thing wey e hear. No be small quarrel for his house that period. I too follow beg am to forgive madam😁...

You wey decide to marry, be ready for wahala if ya woman na problem person.