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Omo... This ancestor got tired of reading his nonsense.


This is exactly what I always have been saying... Even the guy that's "doing Badoo" for some girls will still have a girl that's using him and the mumu will still be aware and give total permission with acceptance. Convincing themselves by themselves. Na o ly to come online come dey form goons dem sabi...

Their stories go dey come online everyday...


SMH

Reminds me of Peter Piper jibe back then...

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, e concern you?... 😂😁

Now, if Peter went to school without shoes, e concern you?...

Na wetin peter even do these people sef....

Lwkmd 🤣🤣

thecommunist:
Everybody will be alright atvlast. Make Nigerians face the carnage at thier backyard please.

At last, everyone will eventually kick jerrycan.

Only that, is inevitable.

njokuuche77:
Hmmm problems just full everywhere
Even planets get issues
So after surviving colonialism, bad governance, Twitter bans, Nairaland bans and DStv price hikes, it’s now a passing star that wants to scatter everything?
Even the cosmos dey look us like:
“Y’all not serious. Get out!”

Lols...

Everything eventually meets it's end. Even the gods and forces will be eliminated and their place taken by whatever comes after them.

I feel only the circle of creation and destruction are inevitable.

dkidd:
Girl child can be very sweet when still little but then they start growing too fast and having boyfriends and experimenting with different things giving U unnecessary BP

Happy birthday beautiful princess

I can relate.

But watching my elder sisters, I know the headache giving period will pass...

SMH

Galaticos444:
Iran just proves to d world that they aren't tactical and can hardly win a war against a technical country like USA and Israel.while Israel and USA while precised with their strikes ,Iran was throwing missiles indiscriminately.Israel achieved all their war objectives (killing of d generals, destruction of some key Iranian institutions and through d help of d USA d destruction of d nuclear facilities) while Iran war objectives was saving face by firing missiles indiscriminately

And is there any news of crippling the capabilities of Iranians to produce nuclear weapons?
Generals are simply chess pieces, who knows if someone more intelligently ruthless would replace the dead chess pieces?

In the long run, the twelve day war was entirely pointless. Both sides were just warming up to the problems they'll give the common people later.

Be careful of taking sides with these murderers. They care not for you plebians...

Chief2410:
Omo, finally na online dem be alpha. Offline na beta dem be....that means our gals no go change be that,cos many men dey when dey enable them.

Na the reality be that o..

And dem carry oyel for head dey deceive their ancestors not me...

Some people dey somewia dey "achieve" all these codedly.

And you go hear things like 13 of the 36 states no dey fit generate jack?

God abeg o...

Chief2410:
just imagine. I had one like that always advising me no to spend on woman. Omo come see when this guy do birthday party for him gal friend. I shock,I come use style tell am say this party don reach traditional marriage party;only thing missing na elders from both family. I dey try tell am say e for just convert am to traditional marriage ceremony.

Lwkmd 🤣🤣

You sef you wuked... Traditional marriage ke? Lols

I just have had my fair share of oversabi guys around me.
Just recently, a friend wey dey always criticize me for spending on my pikin mama dem rented a business space in Lekki, along admiralty way for his side chick. This one get wife for house o. He furnished the place and I'm sure the werey is still the one paying for her house. I look am and swia for am, the mumu dey laff telling me nonsense like: I just don't know why I like this girl.

If you see eye wey I look am? I dey too lazy to dey worry about another person life but the girl knows how to cook more than his wife, any day, I go pick her food over his wife's. That I must confess...

My friend is gone... Love don hold am for throat.... SMH

Kalulu44:
Lolz, no be lie. Just like when you hardly see Native doctors sign board but with time it became rampant

Ah gods... those ones na another problem.

I no fit talk. Always claiming what they don't know.

eyesoflagos:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/06/24/unbelievable-traditions-in-lagos-you-probably-never-knew-existed/

Similar thread https://www.nairaland.com/2535848/7-strange-traditions-nigeria-probably

Noted...

Some people will be going to church and still honor the deities. That's what you said.

But lemme tell you this. They're not actually honoring any deity, they're afraid of the worshipping wereys of these deities who seem to be the ones angry if the deities so-called laws are ignored. The deities no dey care sef but their worshippers na serious problem.

Chief2410:
You are right....na wetin dey give all these gals mind dey make careless statements.

I tell ya. Na men dey make dem the way they are.

I have one mumu that used my phone back then to call his little sweetie... The mumu agbaya was like: why don't you want to come to my house? Please na, I won't touch you. I love you na, come to my house please, I won't touch you. Okay, I will send jamb money to you......


I always put my phone on auto-record and when I discovered this voice note the mumu left on my phone. We his boys wan finish am because he's one of the wereys that'll act like they're true alpha males and them no even know the meaning of being an alpha...

Most men would be cool with this...

But they can't tolerate the thought of their fellow man "eating their food"...

There are hardly any women who'd tolerate their man "doingx another man... Yuck, that's disgusting...

Kalulu44:
Lolz, the funny part is there's blue film in those shops but they won't display them. Just codedly ask for it and they will go bring out for you.

And wrap it wella for you.
.

Just a few years later, I started seeing it being displayed boldly, na then I know say things don cast...

SMH

press9jatv:
most of them have taste, but unfortunately they are looking for a guy that will pay their bills throughout the month. I will never settle with the kind of lady. They only thinks about materials things and not the visions of the man in their courtship or in marriage. men are wise this days.

Most men are only mostly wise online.

Offline, most of them are exactly who they claim and brag to detest. Many of them will be quick to tag some guy online as simp but once dem see okolo, dem go turn mumu.

Depriest2020:
OP your phone model can no longer accept Whatsapp that's the simple truth. Buy another phone, there's nothing you can do about it. Your phone can't accept the newest update on Whatsapp app.

That means he either buy a new phone or abandon Whatsapp entirely?

Op kukuma try 2go... That app still dey sef? Lols

press9jatv:
this is the big question here. Why can't they compare their father's earnings with the earnings of men in our world today.

Una jhus dey waste una spit and vex on top girls like these.

Many of them are dead hungry. As she is there so, make dem check her own account, you go shout mògbé.... Na dia way of forming.

I watched one funny program like that where they match men and women. Come see girl wey dey talk of being to Dubai and never dating a man that doesn't earn millions monthly no even get 20k for her opay account.

Most of dem, na one werey dey service dem codedly...

Nowadays women with unnecessary eye service and oversabi...
SMH

This is the kind of targeted protest this ancestor supports and can take part in.

Not going to block the roads, playing music and dancing. Eating food that came from shady people. That's total unserious business. E go be like the thing you dey protest about no dey pain you.

I dey like this VDM actions.... Take it to their houses and offices. Make noise for their head and don't let them have a wink of sleep. Let's see if they'll dare use force and deny it in frontbof their gates.

CodeTemplarr:
The issue is not with AI taking hitherto human jobs but humans not adopting AI well enough. If those laid off can adopt AI in other tasks they find themselves they will have no worries.

No matter what. AI will still bring sack to the land.

It's expected.

Kaycee9242:
And he achieved nothing, what a terrible legacy. B

Apart from keeping their countries and citizens impoverished, what has any ECOWAS chair person accomplished?

I no dey see their nonsense...

Abegi

Abi it's so that ya sins would be forgiven... Sins of pocketing public funds

Òní yéyé

Chilipepper:
After spending ₦30m to sponsor her to the UK, she’s now filing for divorce after 6 months” — Nigerian man seeks legal help to protect his interest.

Protect which interest again?

Na refund you want?



God abeg o 🤣🤣🤣🤣

God1000:
I fully support Iran and whatever response from them, Donald trump is so foolish for bombing Iran just to please Israel, now US military bases and embassies across the middle east will be targeted.

Iran was ready to negotiate with the trump administration before Netanyahu started this madness just to sabotage everything and drag america into his war, Donald trump not being a smart leader fell for it.

I'm tired of western hypocrisy, they cause chaos all over the world and pretend to have moral superiority over other cultures.

See ehn. I am like the God of the Bible. I will visit the sins of the fathers upon his children.

Those saying Iran bombed civilians na dem sabi. The useless leader of the people that provoked the bombing should bear responsibility.

You offend me. And run protect yasef? Your children go collect.

Trump is like a father. Netanyahu is like a father. They might claim they attacked military structures and blah blah blah, they protect their own military structures with state of the art technologies... You expect Iran to now do what? Continue wasting expensive weapons fighting a tech? No, them go do you the one wey go pain you. After all, na the useless bandits bring quote say "all is fair in war" . So which one be complain say dem bomb civilians? Some go talk of unspoken code of war. Since whatever goes in war is fair, which one be code again? Just mind who you pick fights with in the first place, that should be the only code. If na me, everything go spoil aswia...


Abegi...

aremubabs:
Many people taking sides don't even know what the issue is all about.


Why should some countries be policing those who should have nuclear weapons and those who shouldn't?


It remains known that no one can be trusted with a nuclear weapon, not America, not Israel, not Russia, yet these countries have a stockpile of them.


The only time nuclear weapons was used in warfare was in 1945 when the Americans dropped atomic bombs on Japan.



Now, the same America thinks they can be trusted to own nukes but Iran can't.



I hate the hypocrisy. There are Nigerians supporting Israel and America because they hate Islam. What they don't understand is that this conflict can quickly escalate into the Third World War.


Already, Turkey has begun talks on expanding their nuclear programme. Russia and China are watching and seeing how the United States is breaking protocol by bombing a sovereign state. They are taking note.


Even if they don't join the war directly, trust them to join through proxies.



The Nigerian thinks he is safe in his own country. He doesn't know the economic impact it would have on him if the economy of Europe shuts down.


The fight between Russia and Ukraine caused the price of wheat to skyrocket in Nigeria. Just wonder what would happen to many of our imports if a World War was to begin today.

It's plain foolishness I tell ya.

Trump is a mad person. Netanyahu is a murderous werey. But I still don't get how a Nigerian in their right senses wouldn't see the implications of all these and the actions of the US over the years. They don't even recognize their country and every country in Africa will face the same problem Iran is facing if they dare try to be free from the indirect slavery Africa has been subjected to. (Just like Burkina Faso) Let alone dare to think of owning a trump card like nuclear warhead...



Just because of the bible mentioned Israel, some mor0ns has even thrown away and abandoned their humanity and common sense.

People do not see the implications of all these. E go touch everybody if the problems escalate more than it already has. Gods...... SMH

Kastonkastroll:
How much bribe has he collected for the 35yrs he served? Eh make he use that egunje money hold body.


We move !!!

You mean am?

Money wey e don use drink beer and carry iya alagbo...

All the bribes and extortion they take for road, dem no dey ever use do any better thing for themselves.

Now some mor0n go dey insult Ofili for dumping Nigeria and choosing Turkey.


Awón òní yéyé

TempleHouse:
You're correct 💯%
I'm not proud to say I'm a Nigerian.
Nothing works in this country.

A country where N39 Billions was wasted to renovated an utilised Hall.

A country where Police, Army or any Politicians can do anything without any consequences !

A country where likes of Yaya Bello walks scot-free after impoverished thousands of citizens.

A country where there's nothing to inspire you or support you to reach your goals.

A country where 218 people were slaughtered like Chickens and the President could not visit or commiserate with the grieving families.

No plans !
No ideas !!
No future !!!

No accountability !!!

It's painfully sad.

Sonnobax15:

If he likes ,he can go and meet Putin, . But the fact is that Iran must not be allowed to have an ordinary "FIREWORKS" site let alone a nuclear weapons site

Reason? At least provide a reason why you'd support this.

aremubabs:
Why not enlist in the US military?


Are you people aware the number of American soldiers who have died in the Middle East.


Trump himself said it that America should never have involved itself with the Middle East. He said it to throw shades at Obama.



But Trump becomes president again, and he is doing exactly the same thing he criticized Obama for.



In fact, he is doing worse, striking Iran unprovoked.



Are you people aware that there was a negotiation going on before Israel struck Iran unprovoked.



Are you still aware that negotiation hasn't closed yet before Trump struck Iran?

These people won't reason with you.

Anyone that thinks it's okay for Israel and others to have nuclear weapons but Iranians shouldn't is really sick.

These eediots can't even see the clear silliness of such nonsense talk.

Trump wey no send anybody.

The madman even killed Suleimani and got away with it.

I dey wait to see if Iran go reciprocate this provocation.

My guess is, they don't have the balls....

AllBlack:
And after that they left her to expire on the shelf when she still has lots to offer? Right?
E be like say stagnation na your hobby for life.

Don't mind the werey....

I no wan quote such a stoopid pesin.
Worse is the werey go sell the country without blinking.

There's hardly a citizen of this country wey dey proud of it. Nigeria wey be disappointment, yet the leaders no even care.

Disgraceful country. The thing dey pain and annoy me if I dey see other countries progressing yet my own birth country no just dey stagnant, dem even dey drag am back.

FreeStuffsNG:
This is the reality in Israel at the moment.

It is a USA-Iran war all along. Israel is just a proxy and battle ground for the war the American Republican Party imposed on Americans.

Unlike the time of President George Bush (Junior), this time, Israel is seriously receiving the heat.

The Americans and Iranians are at war, Isrealis are mere puppets. They are feeling what Gazans have been experiencing.

Let's pray for the peace in Middle East and the whole of America as a continent because the US may be bringing home a bad omen to the American continent.

Peace and Justice will eventually prevail in the world.

1 Thessalonians 5:3 (KJV): "For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape."

Abeg no pray for peace again... Lols