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Zlatan... Omo werey..
One of the musicians wey I no even know why I like them..

I just like his craze. E be like say Evian dey inside cos that kind of matter can never be ordinary....


SMH

Shamelessly telling lies..

All these yéyé agbayas wey just full politics. Na wa o.

One man was telling us about how former governor of Benue State was crying and begging for help when killings were happening in his State, one of my guys just shut the man up by asking... Why didn't he resign so we know he's serious and responsibility would've been on the fg as the governor resigning is proof of his seriousness. This ancestor was waiting for a reply but the baba couldn't think of a reply... That was when it hit me...

Misinformation is no where better than ignorance...

And not having a mind of one's own to freely analyze all the prevalent information, weeding out the yéyé talk, it's just almost the same with being ignorant.

immortalcrown:
Agbero has become a nationwide menace in Nigeria. I think Abuja and PH are the only places where the madness is low.

They are out for extortion and nothing more. They don't coordinate commercial vehicles. They don't secure passengers. They are even the major vandalizers of passengers' luggage. But what else is expected when politicians give them the power as settlement for thuggery.

It's called "illegal taxing".... Go and check, there's no where in the world where the leaders are serious that will experience this. They tax openly and use the tax judiciously. That's why before you steal, you gotta be smart about it.

They'll empower thugs (their unregistered and unaccounted for soldiers without uniform) and use them to run and mix legal and illegal business.

All over most of Africa and even India, Thailand, the Laos and the rest. It's all the work of the government, no matter how they deny this, that's the truth.

All those supporting evil and it's reign, take note o. You're among those destroying the land for both ya descendants and the future generations.

Una hear?

That's true.

Those from that region were once welcoming, they welcomed Abraham who was from a place located in today's Iraq
, according to the book and even wanted to dash him land. He paid for the portion he used but now, his descendants has made the people unwelcoming like they once were. So these Iraqi children has given themselves another identity and divorced themselves from their real ancestors.

Why this ancestor dey even get involved for this mumu matter sef? I even know wetin dey happen sef?... SMH

phorget:
Number one...

His actions brought about terrorism and killings in the world, without him the world would have been a peaceful existences.

Without him humans have been killing each other and without him, that would never change.

Humans will surely find a reason to kill each other. E no dey hard dem.

And sometimes, it's necessary. Oftentimes, it's not.

You get?

Lakside1955:
There are some places, mosquito dey work 24hrs, no resting

E get one rooftop enjoyment area for lekki like that wey I mistakenly wear shorts go. Mosquito just dey lick and suck my blood until I decided to run.

Mosquitoes for lekki dey carry pin Waka abeg..

SmartPolician:
In sane society, that Governor Alia would step down for this gruesome attack that happened under his watch. Unfortunately, Nigeria is far from sane.

Tell dem o.

Fubara matter no reach like this yet Commander in Chief of Nigeria's "harmful forces" don rush give am yellow card, and declare state of emergency. But if Fulani bands do the thing they're known for, every werey for leadership position go ignore d matter. Wait until dem harvest more lives before dem go do something.

Be informed, Nigeria is never for us all. It's for a select few, the proverbial chosen ones. Herders are gun wielding warriors in disguise. They enter a place, circle round and map the whole area. When they strike, the forever unprepared will suffer the negligence of their governors who decided to allow such forbidden animals into the land. People will now say why don't you fight for ya land...

Ah, dem dey use plank and cutlass fight person wey carry gun? Abi you think say everyone ready to not reap the fruits of them labours?

God abeg o.

helinues:
Facebook monetization program, the sincerity about it is questionable, now they want to introduce same on WhatsApp

I feel it'll kill the app.

Someone like this daddy might start blocking people or abandon the app entirely. I no dey like unnecessary wahala.

Ads ko, abs ni...

The man is saying nonsense.

Animals move? What about the herders directing the movements of the animals?

Or cow waka from their far Fulani north come Benue and other places with this mayhem by themselves?

I agree it's a political problem but las the military, Oga should make a move to stop these unnecessary bloodshed by herders.. oh, daddy forgot, he too must listen to Oga C-in-C of the "harmful forces"

Abegi...

yomzy4cool:
Some Important Facts Nigerians Should Understand About Iran 🇮🇷 and Israel 🇮🇱

Iran 🇮🇷 is not an Arab country; it is predominantly Persian.

Israel 🇮🇱 is not a Christian nation; it is predominantly Jewish.
The Jewish people practice Judaism, not Christianity ✝.
In Israel 🇮🇱, both Christianity and Islam are minority religions, but there are more Muslims than Christians.

Iran 🇮🇷 actually has a larger Christian population than Israel.

There are more Arabs in Israel 🇮🇱 than there are Christians ✝.

Preaching Christianity is easier in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 than it is in Israel.

Iranians 🇮🇷 speak Persian (Farsi), and only a small minority speaks Arabic.

Iran is the leading Shia Muslim nation and often at odds with Sunni Islamic doctrine, which is led by Saudi Arabia.

If the only reason you support Israel is because it is mentioned in the Bible or you believe it is a Christian country, then you are wrong.

If the only reason you support Iran is because you think it is an Arab nation or simply because it is predominantly Muslim, then you are wrong.

If your support is not based on who is right or wrong, who breaks international laws, or who upholds justice and fairness; but is instead based solely on religious sentiment, then, you are not standing for truth, fairness, or humanity. You are simply acting out of religious bias.

Let us stand for truth, justice, and human dignity; no matter who is involved.

*Let’s get informed. Knowledge is power!*

Knowledge isn't power. You only gain power from how you use knowledge. In itself, it's simply good ol' knowledge.

Oh..

So the koboko Israel dey flog Iran no do?



Iran should beg our Baba Tinubu for help to survive this crisis.

This i have not seen... 😂😂

2mch:
Why do you think he looks Nigerian because of his wide nose?

I wonder o...
Like say we go fit beat South Africans and others for any "wide nose competition "

Ah... Gangs have spoken

See them.. the murderous wereys don gather to join hand bully another weakling. As dem dey do Africa.

No African country will ever be allowed to wield that weapon. But dey fit allow you serve the biggest and mightiest God of the universe abi? Dey play

favor914:
Please dey should leave Godwin Emefiele alone, all these is President Buhari’s fault.

See you...

Na who dem catch be thief. Until proven beyond doubt, Baba Buhari is innocent. E no matter say me, this ancestor think all Nigerian political office holders are criminals that deserve the maximum penalty but what to do? The law of the land itself was made for/by them and it protects these people...

If na place like North Korea or China, we know say there'll not be anyone with that name again as dem go thoroughly comot am for existence. You dare steal public funds and get yasef caught? Na you do yasef..

Botragelad:
Funny. Iran’s incompetence is on full display Mossad operates without resistance .
For those unaware, this man replaced Major General Gholam Ali Rashid (see image and Wikipedia source). He barely held his position for few days before meeting his deserved end.
This one was appointed by Ali Khameini himself. Lol

Take note: Israel does not waste time with petty online propaganda, begging for likes or validation unlike the Islamic Republic of Iran, which floods Twitter with empty threats.

When Israel marks a target, elimination is inevitable. No amount of noise will change that. Reality is not measured in viral tweets or firing missile blindly,it is measured in precision, power, and decisive action.

Israel will dismantle the regime piece by piece, at a time and place of choosing, to satisfaction. Intelligence wins wars, not keyboard warriors or failed rocket attack.

To every remaining officer in Iran’s forces, if you’re still alive, either you’re irrelevant or you’re one of ***. Israel is clearing the path, mossad assets will rise and assume those roles, and the regime will rot from within.

The paranoia in Tehran is palpable. 😂😂

I'll not say incompetence though. The matter is funny sha, I burst laff as I read the news.

You might not know this but I tell ya, in our world today, there's hardly another that has infiltrated almost everywhere on this planet like the Jews.

I might not like them, but I must confess they're terribly efficient in espionage. It was a plan concocted from more than 100s of years and every successive leader of the group will continue from where the last leader stopped and even try to surpass the achievements of the former hence this.

Whether na terror group or country, these efficient wereys get ways to enter and have people in key positions ready to strike or give info.

E go hard to fight a prepared man, especially when that man get big gun for hand. Na serious beating you go just dey collect.

That's why I tell you people this. The Israelis know their own history more than you, if they do not acknowledge someone as the saviour of the world, where Africans wey no even know and understand their own history take believe say a Jewish man died to save their yéyé lives, e no add up to me. If you try understand the way these selfish and narcissistic people think from back then until today, you'll understand the plot about the whole matter.

Israel is more informed, Iran dey blindfolded dey fight pesin wey e eye dey open. See the result now. Before you know now, nobody go gree take that position, make bomb from the nine heavens no come land for their roof... Lols

donleo92:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A hard one to swallow!!!!! God have mercy upon us.

Anyway, na rich people dey get allergy

Everyone should have that something, it's just that maybe you never know wetin ya body no like. Aswia, even if na ya spirit detests something, you get allergy be that.

Me na most fruits I suddenly from no where develop allergy for. All of a sudden, oranges, pineapples, apples begin dey shock my teeth. Since I noticed it, daddy has grown tired of every other fruit. Sparingly will I be caught taking fruits. The evil thing is that, when I squeeze the juices out and mix with gin, allergy no go show. How evil and wonderful... Smh

donleo92:
Waytin person no go hear again.

Common bee way him suppose chew.

May his soul rest in peace

See you.. even water can choke person to death...

Reminds me of Baba Ojo that died, choking from fish bone. My annoyance be say na all those fish wey get soft bone choke the man to death... Smh

Exousiang01:
I want to be long gone by then.
I no go fit stomach the rubbish

We the gods have heard.

You have our promise. You'll be long gone before then...

madridguy:
It seems the FG have abandoned the good people of Benue State...I still don't know what the state governor is doing... What exactly is the governor doing with the security vote and other allocation?

Do not be surprised. The governor is in on what's really going on and I bet the eediot would've cashed out from it all.

I was in Delta state when some people rose up against open grazing in the land. Did you know that Oga Okowa sent representatives to talk and preach about one Nigeria. At the end of the day, the chairman at Iyede-eboh was killed by herdsmen...

ThierryJay:
You gerrit. At some point in the build up to the 2002 WCup ladies were actually falling over to get near him or even a glimpse. Several old women in Korea Japan booked hotels near the English team's location just to experience Beckamania.

The guy na cheat abeg.

And African women that can't even reach wherever he is still dey fall for am. I was with one Hausa babe then, the girl just made me vex by liking Beckham too much. And na me make her know about his existence o...

Gods forbid bad thing... SMH

This werey fine boy that snatched my girlfriend back then even without even showing up in person.

Some girls are just stoopid and crazy. You get days with funny matters.. smh

Even werey dem wey never experience serious turbulence and problem full the list.

Without nuclear power, na weak country abegi...

TheWebbers:
Nairaland is the wrongest place to bring marriage topics.

Watch has this thread will be flooded by under 30 jobless men.

They will tell you how worhtless women are and how marriage is not worth it, and how they can never marry in this life.

But meanwhile, if they give you just 5 minutes access to their phone, you will open your mouth waaa with what you will see. You will see them begging women for attention and sending gifts she never asked for.

Truth is, an heterosexual man is nothing without a woman in his life. Not women but a woman. You are just not completely fulfilled no matter how much you try.

The topics of marriage that makes it to the internet are the bad ones because it is news worthy. There is no news about a working marriage. So whenever you see a marriage thread, its the bad one and people will think that is how all the marriages in the world are. But for every bad marriage and divorce that made it to the news, there are 1500 good ones that dont make it.

I have been married for 3 years and I'm loving it. My wife is the most stubborn woman I have met in my life. In fact we just finished settling one minor qurell before typing this. But she is also the sweetest gift I have ever had. I dont know what would have happened to me if I didn't marry her. She is the kindest, sweetest and most loving human being I know.

Yes, there are conflicts but we have made a decision not to go to sleep without sorting it out. And this has helped us.

Marriage is sweet for many and sour for some. But in general, train yourself to be a good and loving person and when there are conflicts, iron it out fast before it degenerates.

Gods.. this is crazy... Someone can not recant something on this platform again. Na wa o. Na only the gods go save our hands anytime we are letting udémé get to us..

Smh

chatinent:
Lol. They will tell me soon: "I rebuke you." Or probably they'll say "Pray to God for mercy for insulting his annointed."

Omo, e dey shame me to know I share the same planets with these sorts.

Lols.. Why e dey shame you.
From my own understanding of "Existence" , such existences are inevitable.

Unless you wish to change this and usher in something different, one where the laws governing our world as we currently know it will not accept or tolerate such existences. Na work o. Lazy person like me no go fit do that kind stressful work, as I see everything as almost the same.

FOLYKAZE:
What's with Crashes in India killing Hindus lately?

The gods are angry and needs to be appeased. Help me find a way to tell them that they have to sow seeds of deliverance before this matter will get out of hand...

That's what our FalseProphet1 said, not me.

chatinent:
Nigerian pastors are fake. Y'all know this but refuse to accept.

The number of church buildings in Nigeria alone is more than business buildings in the whole of Africa. Everywhere you put face, na church and one head leader doing like he never shit before...plus people worshipping him. Every street in Nigeria has a church..from a one-room service to two beds, to a warehouse, to a reserved areas, to numerous stadia. Sometimes, there will be more than 10 churches in a certain location shouting differently and encouraging their members that the nextdoor church is fake. In that same street, all sorts of atrocities happen. Allow me chisel some knowledge into you this morning:


Take for example that one they saw pointing out a gun from his car just because someone was hailing you..up till now, he has not said anything about what he was holding...he only debunked it to his gullible church members.


The real question is: since the pastor tells this members to pray to God for protection, why does he need a gun! Don't forget he also had security details escorting him that day...why did he need a gun!

They don't practise what they preach! So the holy Ghost stuff was all fake?


Every "Ministry" in Nigeria that performs miracles is fake. Some pastors started as preachers but they saw it wasn't profitable and people wanted where "e dey show, e dey happen" because human are always looking for the supernatural always...but will live in self denial.

They are all fake.

1. You aren't married , yes , and yes , you don't have no spiritual husband (no such thing as that exists. It is a pastoral format to keep collecting money from you for deliverance). Na bad character you get or crazy specs. You cannot pray your way to a rich man as a woman. Go and fix your life! Nobody dey do you na you get big taste.
2. If you go for deliverance and a pastor touches your privates, just know that your won don bi..en go hard for you to get sense for this life.
3. You aren't possessed by any demon. Na poverty dey give you expensive bad blames. Why is it that it's only the poor that is always possessed in church? Lol. Even when politicians who have killed many visit, it is only the poor that will be singled out, but the rich are giving special prayer times. Dey play you hear?
4. You are married and haven't conceived. Hanty, the problem is biologically not spiritually. Nobody chop your womb. It's either your husband has an issue or you! What about the abortion pills of old when you were younger? Are you sure you haven't deleted your womb? What about other health complications? Zuzuru leave that church you go to everyday and go and meet a medical expert to diagnose your problem.

You can't destroy your body when young and expect joy when older. You suppose cry like wolf...kwwwwwwaaaaaannn!


"Shiloh is not designed with you in view! It is designed for yours in view." - chatinent, 2025. Read again.




Secondly, do you remember the other fake one who threatens to arrest if criticized? Even Jesus who was beaten didn't arrest anyone!

Btw, why are all pastors extremely rich if Jesus was poor? They have another defence "The lord is rich." Did the Lord feed off from poor people's tithes and offerings? They all have private jets, Rolls Royce and one opolo eyes that has used egg rolls and coke and blocked his vision will be online fighting for these same men milking his life. Even church rats had self regards!


Back to the plane crash and the Hindu survivor, Christians make it look like other religious are demonic...even those that predates Christianity. Let's pretend as if Christianity didn't also copy Hinduism and their stories.

BTW, where is that one who drank tea with God?
Where is the other one who sells all "heavenly" objects?
Where is that business man who said God chased Adam and Eve out of Eden because they didn't pay tithes?
Where is the other one notorious for always wanting to bed Nollywood actresses?
I mean, where are the so-called "fathers of tithes and offerings"??



If a Christian was the survivor, this Sunday would have generated billions for them. The one who drank tea would have made another incoherent statement. The tithe and offering businessman would have said the others who died don't pay tithes and that's why they had to go. That one who sells heavenly objects and speak incoherently would have introduced another rubbish to sell.

...and if you talk, they have another defense mechanism called "touch not my prophet."

They want to be gods on earth to do everything and go scoff free. If the prophesy and it didn't work, they'll still blame you! Lol.


Whose anointed prophet btw? Who called you?
You called yourself for tithes and offering!


Condolences to the crash victims! 😞

It's called arrogance. Religious arrogance . Wherever Christians got the idea, that theirs is the only way escapes me but without total disillusionment from the whole religious matter, it'll be difficult to understand anything else.

It's hard to reason with religious folks. Do not be surprised that after reading all you wrote up there, they'll immediately label you a child of Satan... Lols

And abeg, na which MoG like to dey sample Nollywood actresses? This ancestor needs a name and face to place that description...

Speaking on behalf of his group, the bandit leader blamed the roots of the ongoing violence on years of neglect, marginalisation, and systemic injustice faced by pastoralist communities in the region.

See talk o...

So the best you can now do is to attack and demoralize those who were also marginalized and neglected like yasef ?

Gods, this man get sense deficiency aswia. Or it's just an excuse as usual to cover up their real goals and motivations. We already know some shady business is involved and the werey and his group were recruited by the shadowy figures to protect interests we currently have no idea about.

And who's the eediot having peace talks with these mad goats?

Smh

GanagiBitrus:
To Religious Folks; God saved him.

To Superstitious Folks; the man get Odeshi.

To Atheists; he was lucky

To Scientists; a combination of seat location, crash dynamics, structural damage, and human reaction combined to create a rare escape window.

To people like us...

Me Ramesh is suspicious. Nothing anybody go tell us.

Kemetian:
Self loather who trusts his oyinbo master so much…

How do you know he’s not poisoning you with his dodgy “health care assistance”?

Where in your history has the white man ever given to blacks for free, as opposed to exploiting them?

What qualifies him to be a health care expert?

Do you know that millions of people in his own country distrust his motives?

Have you ever investigated what they say about him?

Typical trusty, naïve African.

If to say I get money like Tinubu, I for dash you some.

Africa is in a thoroughly defeated position, to the extent its own people now loath the land that begot them.

Their own ancestors are demon worshippers, their own gods are demons but the ancestors of their enslavers are saviours and saints
.

Smh