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Kobicove:
The woman is daft!

As a woman if your husband is cheating your issue is with your husband and not with the woman he's cheating with.p

Sometimes e dey good make you know whether na who knows you

Kalulu44:
Around 8:30pm today, I was doing routine patrol at the Guest House I am watching over.
After going round the guest house, I decided to go out and check too.
While going to the next gate/house beside the guest house which is still owned by my boss younger brother and still being watched by me.
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I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the fence of the house. Looked at them and noticed the faces are strange from the regular street people that always sits there.
I approached them and politely ask them who are they and what they're looking for?
They said they're waiting for their friend who lives opposite the guest house to come back from work.
I told them, no problem. But that there's a certain time I can allow them stay there.
They nodded and continue their gist, while going I over heard them saying they'll so deal with him when he comes out.
Bcus it was Yoruba they were communicating with, I couldn't decipher if it's a female or male they want to deal with.
"A'ma fe se' le'se to ba de"
So that Yoruba words didn't state whether it's a male or female.
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So I was just saying in mind what offense has this said lady donevthat 3 ladies are waiting to deal with her. I just did my own patrol and went back to my office inside the guest house.
Guys you see eh! If devil wants to deal with you, he can just use anything as excuse to drag you out for embarrassment.
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Meanwhile, our 5 apartment are fully occupied. With all paying 15k each for day break except the front apartment that cost 40k for double apartment.
At our bar, we have all types of drinks from soft to alcohol and wine and spirits.
We have as chops fried meat, chin chin of different flavors, plantain chips, Burns and doghnut, and including cashew nuts and groundnuts.
None of this chops interest one of our lodgers, and he decided to go to an Aboki along the street to go buy the same plantain chips we have.
Just bcus ours is #500 and Aboki own is #200, he decided to patronize Aboki.
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I opened the gate for him and he went out while I close it and went back to my duty post. Not even up to 10 seconds I heard serious shouting outside. I quickly opened the gate and went outside to see what's going on.
Lol and behold, it was one of those 3 ladies who held the man by the shirt and shouting untop of his head, "asewo osi" awon omo yin oti jeun ni'le, e gbe obinrin kakiri"
Meaning, stupid womanizer, your children haven't eaten at home and you are here frolicking with a woman.
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The other ladies she came with were putting fire on their own, "Baba Kamoru, agbaya niyin sha" "E'ni oju ti rara rara, awon omo yin wa nle ti ebi fe pawon, eyin e se sina kakari"
All this while, our "Oga ade" was just speechless and couldn't find his voice to say anything.
Some senior men in the area came to calm them down, that was when the woman provoke and said before she let go, she wants to see the woman he lodged.
And like play like play, she was dragging "Oga Ade" back to our guest house.
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The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.
I quickly bypass them and mount my gate, all these while people are telling the man to beg his wife and also telling the woman to allow them settle it at home. That they're just embarrassing themselves.
I stopped the lady and the man been drag at the gate.
The woman started yelling at me, that why am I stopping them from entering, that she wants to deal with the useless woman that's sleeping with another man's husband.
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I politely told them there's no way I can allow them come in, especially with their noise. That they'll disturb other guests.
Omoh the other ladies she came with, tries to force their way in. That was when I brought out the matchete my direct security boss gave me.
I told them if anybody do anyhow, she will see anyhow.
They shifted away from the gate, I went outside too and lock the gate from outside.
I told everybody including onlookers that I don't want to see anybody around the premises.
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They didn't listen to me, so I called my direct boss who's just 10 min away from where we were and told him everything. He responded he's coming right away. He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.
You need to see how people were running helter skelter, I was laughing my head off cus I 100% knew it was my boss.
Another laughable thing was, we didn't see or know where Mr Husband ran to cus the gate to the guest house was already locked by me.
Same with iyawo and her bodyguards 😀😀😀😀😀.
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It was when the street people who knows my boss finally knew it was him that shot the gun that they started coming out.
Mehn! This is a scenario that has been making me laugh since.
After my boss restored order, he left me to handle the remaining situation after telling me what to do in case they come again.
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It was around 9:45pm that "Oga Ade" sneeked into the guest house, picked his things and drove away with his bike, leaving the said lady behind.
Meanwhile when the whole brouhaha was going on, one of the guy's working with us has gone to tell the lady the man brought what's going on outside, and he relocated her to one of the staff room.
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When I later got to know, I asked him why he did so. He said he thought the ladies will overpowered me at the gate and gain entrance. So he said he should save the the lady from hurt. I no fit laugh honestly.
The lady is now back to their apartment, but now alone and visibly shaking.
Omoh eh! Naija and different type of drama no dey ever finish.
My boss just sent me a WhatsApp msg asking if everything is ok and calm, I replied yes.

Laugh don tear my belle 😂😂

AleAirHub:
If this project pulls through, then BAT has my vote and my full family's vote, as the economic outcome from the project is unlimited. I am watching.

They are proposed railway projects that has been planned through multiple regimes.

No way the projects would pull through during one administration. Highest is one or two.

jmoore:
Tinubu propaganda group will blame screwdriver seller in Onitsha for giving the report to USA.

Wizardofng is already all over the thread acting like Tinubu and his supporters invited and love American presence in Nigeria

gracias124:
She blocked me after that convo

You deserve what you got. Cos you lack self respect.

Emu4life:
Let the Christians getting killed use the name of Jesus to chase the Killers nah. Abi name of Jesus is powerless Shioor

See as you dey happy say killer religion dey kill christians

Sonnobax15:

Power of social media.

Instead of them to come out clean and say they wanted the loan to sponsor their campaign,they lied it'd be used to generate power

But thank God for the association of angry Nigerians that stormed the world bank comment section to remind them of the motive behind the loan.

They found out it's going to end up a bad loan. Simple.

nairalanda1:
The thing is, it is going to cost a lot of money and it is also going to need a change in the way we run our economy before our security forces have the resources and stuff needed to fight terrorism in nigeria.

The problem is, Nigerians do not want that type of economy., or change.

Always yarning offpoint

Factoryfitted:
Small thing una Don call billionaire. Na so billion come cheap for naija?

Billionaire in naira

Someone who owns houses on all those places mentioned is definitely a billionaire.

Eba50:
Botha made it very clear that blackman can't rule himself well or properly.blacks attacked him for making that statement. Time has proven him very correct. I still wonder y azikiwe, awolow,enahorob, balewa, and all those greedy idiots some stupid Nigerians call "heroes" . put an end to white rule. Nigeria for don be like Europe today.just imagine say white rule no come about 150 years ago, nigeria for be one big poultry or piggery.all solid infrastructure today, was done by whites when no oil dey.all infrastructure degenerated after we gained independence of seil deceit

Lolz. They didn't put an end to the white man rule. American sanctions on England did.

Actually, those people found a way to work with the English... While pretending that they were fighting for democracy. They were like the Palestinian politicians in the Israeli Knesset.

Tjra:
Netflix should an exclusive on Tinubu. There is something special about this man.

He should use some of that special something to rescue his people including teachers, students, and toddlers that were kidnapped and killed by terrorists in his own region.

LordIsaac:
"I told him to be rotating it!" What audacity....and she has hands.

If women had the kind of physical advantages that men have, the human race would have since ceased to exist.

bluefilm:
Someone should tell this sycophant to carry im courage dey go abeg

He should chanel the courage to rescuing the kidnapped teachers, students and toddlers from the terrorists in their own backyard

CharlotteFlair:
Most of you here who always say rubbish about a guy falling in love do so because you are not lovable yourselves. You all lack what it takes to love and be loved in return. You are all the male version of that his girlfriend.

We all are here reading what the lovable one is going through... Abeg gerrout

Dzzzz:
Abeg no vex ooo cause I wan grasp wetin you talk”You cleaned your gfs room”?..

The mumu even said it proudly that he wanted to prove a point. SMH.

Simps eh... If you understand them, something is wrong with you.

Wickedfacts:
When person head dey like this, how you go expect am to talk like normal human being?

The FG needs to expedite work on the mental hospitals they want to build in the East.

last I checked, normal human beings don't run Helter skelter in their own regions because of foreign terrorists. Especially when one of them is the president.

Realguyman1:
I don't understand why protest to get ride of this useless governments isn't going on by now in this country. Nigerians are really something else.

Which protest? Where were you when the APC adopted tribalism as state policy?

phemmie06:
Will the splitting solve the problem?

The only solution is to unlive every bandit,their associate etc

Yes splitting will solve the problem.

If you una live these ones, more Islamic almajiris are still growing up in the north and southwest

alanto:
No matter the party or association. You guys can never organise yourself. Primary de go on the whole of Nigeria. E reach SE peace disappear.

Organise your self enough to go rescue teachers, students and toddlers kidnapped by terrorists first before stretching your neck into what's not your business.

NaijaNaWaa:
This is what happens when a diverse country like Nigeria is captured by an unapologetic tribalist who surrounded himself with his tribes men and ensured that all arms of government are headed or controlled by his tribes people. I hope everyone knows what this "judgement" means for the everyone.

For this country everyone suppose dey check how policies benefit him o. No be everything be opposition.

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Nice one.

Where do I get 13 characters
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manmade:
only a reasonable and detribalistic Nigerian will see the efforts president tinubu is making to turn Nigeria around for better, the massive on going development and projects here and there will be blind to the tribalistic wailers.

He should show some of the efforts by at least issuing a statement on the abducted Yoruba teachers and students including the beheaded teacher.

Abi lives of those people no matter too like them northerners? Soon everybody will become desensitized when terrorists kill a Yoruba person.

Iyeku:
Who is mentioned Obi only igbo people are mentioning hom on socia media

Lolz. Fayemi the Igbo man

Imindmybusiness:
Even your phone that you used to type this rubbish will laugh at your hypocrisy.

You don't even know the meaning of hypocrisy

FSBoperator:
Oh the guy is going to get picked up for sure.

These are the crimes he broke :

1. Arson.

2. Destruction of private property

3. Criminal mischief.

4.. Tampering with election material. Yes, unlawful destruction or tampering of an election poster is considered as tampering with election materials .

Electoral Offences (Electoral Act 2022)
Destruction of Election Materials (Section 126): A campaign billboard is considered an election material. Snatching or destroying any election material is an offence punishable by 24 months (two years) in prison.

The Police can also arraign him for arson and willful destruction of private property
Under Nigerian law, a person tried for arson for the willful destruction of a campaign billboard faces severe penalties as outlined in the Criminal Code Act.

Primary Charge (Section 443): A campaign billboard is legally considered a "structure." Therefore, wilfully and unlawfully setting fire to it constitutes arson, which is a felony punishable by life imprisonment.
Attempted Arson (Section 444):

Even if the attempt to set the fire fails, the individual can be charged with attempted arson, which is a felony carrying a penalty of fourteen years' imprisonment.

He should use that power to find the beheaders of Oyo school teachers first

Ofunaofu:
No one wants Tinubu

No one wants a mandate of death

Mandeath

BOOZELEE:
Weakling.Went down without a fight

No bro. He fought. Have you forgotten when he was winning. And the meme depicting him dismantling wikes political structure was everywhere.

He only got tricked by Tinubu and his supporters to drop the case that gave him leverage. And then he got dumped hard.

He's better than ambode who only managed to organise a "world press conference"

Leepeak:
Lol not soo true
These are my spec, but funny enough I don bang many beautiful slim onces my current babe na lekpacious

Men who can eat those can usually eat anything. No surprises. No spec. Anything goes.

tyson98:
Real men eats meat and not bones

Shame tactics won't work.

Wealthyonos:
I can date and knack all, but not marriage

I cant even muster an erection for any no matter how hard I try. Yuck 🤮🤢

Mopolchi:
A big loss though! What I read of Mr Lucky Adimike are glowing reports of how generous he was and his love for Catholic Church. However, the rumour of how he departed at the hands of his 'loving' son is worrying and gives one a source of reflection. O diro mma i nu na onye a ga-eji ehi kwa na okuko tagburu ya. Lucky, a good man as acclaimed by many, departing in this manner, is undeserving! It is a rumour peddled since he left but there is a saying that holds that in every rumour, there is an iota of truth. There were signs before now, seen by those who started the rumour. What was done to tame it then? Was the rod spared, and the child spoiled? I am not giving credence to the rumour. There is no smoke without a fire. What will exonerate the young man is the police releasing the CCTV footage showing what really happened on that fateful day! Lucky, a big man and stupendously rich, would have the latest security gadget installed in his magnificient mansion in a high area of Abuja! It is a pity such a good man left the manner he did. May almighty God bless his soul.

Ok we use punctuations well. That's good. But we can do better. Can we use paragraphs next time?