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PoliticsRe: B’haram Funding: SERAP Asks CBN Gov To Provide Information by CORTANA: 3:21pm On Sep 15, 2014
Thats the right way to 2go. Fvck the ones that politicize everything!
PoliticsRe: Abia State: An Unbiased Evaluation Of An Unsung Hero by CORTANA: 2:08pm On Sep 14, 2014
angry
Nairaland GeneralDickdastardly Finally Banned By Nairaland CEO Himself! by CORTANA(op): 7:04pm On Aug 10, 2014
An appeal to Seun to temper justice with mercy.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You HATE Or LOVE Your Job? (A Fun Job Satisfaction Survey) by CORTANA: 6:59pm On Aug 10, 2014
nenergy: You mean PALM Oil and cooking GAS? wink
angry sad
Drat

Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You HATE Or LOVE Your Job? (A Fun Job Satisfaction Survey) by CORTANA: 6:29pm On Aug 10, 2014
We need a 3rd post for self-made oil $ gas boys like me to like cool
PoliticsRe: The Creation Of WAR(west African Republic) What Do You Think?? by CORTANA: 6:23pm On Aug 10, 2014
I think you should get tested for ebola asap!
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Just Checked My High Blood Pressure @ The Drug Store by CORTANA: 6:20pm On Aug 10, 2014
Waiting for tpia's view on this cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: ISIS Is A Terrorist Organization - Explained By Shaykh Muhammad Bin Haadee by CORTANA: 6:07pm On Aug 10, 2014
Islam for muslims......
Leaves thread undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Letter To Protest Inability Of My Threads To Make Front Page! by CORTANA: 10:37am On Aug 10, 2014
grin sad embarassed shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Any Good Nairalander To Invite Me For Sunday Rice Tomorrow? by CORTANA: 12:13pm On Aug 09, 2014
I can arrange that of seun's house for you
Nairaland GeneralRe: Iran Seeks Nigeria's Cooperation In Islamic Brotherhood. by CORTANA: 7:43pm On Aug 07, 2014
I support this move. They hasten up
cool
HealthRe: Mr Sawyer Was A Disease Terrorist ! by CORTANA: 6:35am On Aug 07, 2014
I second this!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander's Dad Signs N165bn Integrated Rice Project With FG by CORTANA: 10:30pm On Aug 03, 2014
thief of bagh-DAD
tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Freshly Imported From Liberia: Fairly Used Cloths And Shoes At Give-away Price! by CORTANA: 5:06pm On Aug 02, 2014
Ebola Agdnt spotted tongue
PoliticsRe: 0haneze Youths Give Northern Govs 21-day Ultimatum by CORTANA: 6:07am On Aug 01, 2014
Make Ebola strike......
Nairaland GeneralRe: Juju To Protect Yourself From NL Unwanted Ban? Come In! by CORTANA: 10:27am On Jul 29, 2014
DickDastardly: We also have spiritual Mod Blokos-Enlarger tongue
The most potent so far grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Juju To Protect Yourself From NL Unwanted Ban? Come In! by CORTANA: 10:19am On Jul 29, 2014
Btw, dont you have any special product to neutralize and tranqualize that Mercedes MaclaurenTunji wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Juju To Protect Yourself From NL Unwanted Ban? Come In! by CORTANA: 10:16am On Jul 29, 2014
DickDastardly: Nairaland native Ban-proofs in our stock!

(1) Stuborn Mod-Hypnotiser = N5,000

(2) SuperMod "touch" & "follow" = N7,000

(3) Mod Lizard-Nod enforcer = N6,000

(4) Mod clear-eye ban rewind = N4,000

(5) Anti Myn44 Ak47 Supermod-blaster = free

and many more!


Place your order now @ any nearby DASTARDLY SHOPs.
tongue
Oga Dick, if i buy No. 2 & .3, you go use .4 do bonus for me?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Court Case: Dickdastardly Vs Maclatunji At Nairaland Customary Court. by CORTANA: 9:15am On Jul 29, 2014
Krall44: this guys are very funny grin so I was the only one handed a ban here. Am coming for you
U see, Cortana always predict right cheesy cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Court Case: Dickdastardly Vs Maclatunji At Nairaland Customary Court. by CORTANA: 10:15pm On Jul 28, 2014
I predict long BAAAAAAAN for krall tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Court Case: Dickdastardly Vs Maclatunji At Nairaland Customary Court. by CORTANA: 9:21pm On Jul 28, 2014
Injustice everywhere
Nairaland GeneralRe: Court Case: Dickdastardly Vs Maclatunji At Nairaland Customary Court. by CORTANA: 8:53pm On Jul 28, 2014
Plane-Thief dont keep us waiting o!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Court Case: Dickdastardly Vs Maclatunji At Nairaland Customary Court. by CORTANA: 8:51pm On Jul 28, 2014
grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi And Boko Haram Attack In Kano. by CORTANA: 4:52pm On Jul 28, 2014
egift: Translation:

If you touch what belong to the land, the land will pursue him

We have an unfinished war with SLS
?g
His cup is (will be) full

@VICTORCIZA:
I guess those asking who is doing the killing can hear that from you. Jonathan is using the blood spilled in Nigeria to Oil the wheel of his Re-election. May God deliver Nigerians from the Claws of Jonathan and members of his Coven, Amen!
Foolish and idle translation intended to deceive the gullible
FamilyRe: Is He A Father? by CORTANA: 4:42pm On Jul 28, 2014
kelitacliff: Since then i just disliked the man,even his head is like rhombus
Head like RHOMBUS? grin cheesy
Now that got me cracking!
RomanceRe: Is It Wise For A Single Lady To Sleep Without Underwears? by CORTANA: 6:41pm On Jul 14, 2014
I predict "RAPE" for the girl soon.


Unless she starts covering up cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by CORTANA: 10:49pm On Jul 11, 2014
DickDastardly: I am in deep shit here and you are cortanaring me!
All knowing cortana insists its a win for you(inside the lions stomach) cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by CORTANA: 10:35pm On Jul 11, 2014
Cortana predicts a win for you if you attack the lion wink
PoliticsRe: OSUN Guber Election: APC Jittery About CHRIS UBA by CORTANA: 5:02pm On Jul 11, 2014
I predict a win for O........ cool
RomanceRe: Only Foolish Guys Date and marry Girls Who Cannot Fend For their selves by CORTANA: 2:49pm On Jul 11, 2014
I predict most of such wussies will avoid this thread like plague
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Is It That Old Friends In Better Position Dont Help? by CORTANA(op): 10:16pm On Jul 10, 2014
Abbott: I don catch you!

Cortana! What are you?
Humans are not supposed to know......so i'm not telling, naamean wink

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