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 Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders What Do You Call Armpit Tickling In Your Native Language! (pic) by CORTANA: 3:29pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
DickDastardly:atiti  DickDastardly:atiti |
| Nairaland General › Re: Brave And Gallant Nairalander Kills A Lion In His Village (photo) by CORTANA: 9:55am On Dec 31, 2014 |
Hmmm! Op i'm sure your village is not in Nigeria. Btw we need video of the killing to believe this your white lie.  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Graduates Of Havard Like Me - Dickdastardly: Come In Here! by CORTANA: 5:59pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
DickDastardly:I thought you mean the Havard College  DickDastardly:I thought you mean the Havard College |
| Nairaland General › Re: Graduates Of Havard Like Me - Dickdastardly: Come In Here! by CORTANA: 5:54pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
I was the Senior Prefect when i was there! Class of 2010. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Dirty & Disturbing Online Political Campaign Tactics By Paid Party Agents! by CORTANA: 5:05pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Classic! One political party is most guilty in this and they know themselves.  2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Pic: My Tape (cassette) Player Has Eaten My Favourite Cassette! Pls Help! by CORTANA: 6:57am On Dec 04, 2014 |
^ yes o. i once got badly beaten back then cos i once cleaned my dads favourite tape while trying to play it not knowing i pressed the wrong button. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Pic: My Tape (cassette) Player Has Eaten My Favourite Cassette! Pls Help! by CORTANA: 6:51am On Dec 04, 2014 |
That must be a SUAREZ RADIO SET  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Meet My Daughter! (pic) - Dickdastardly As The "GOOD DAD"! by CORTANA: 10:34pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
DickDastardly:Cross my heart. She is cute 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Meet My Daughter! (pic) - Dickdastardly As The "GOOD DAD"! by CORTANA: 10:19pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Lovely baby 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by CORTANA: 6:05pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
DickDastardly: |
| Nairaland General › Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by CORTANA: 6:05pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
DickDastardly:Ok stand for dock there naa. When you tire let us know |
| Nairaland General › Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by CORTANA: 5:58pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
you are hereby discharged and acquitted. lolz |
| Nairaland General › Re: Guidance And Counselling: Madams' Come In & Solve Your House-help Problems! by CORTANA: 11:01am On Nov 23, 2014 |
DickDastardly:i wish i will meet you or discuss this further on phone. thanks all the same. i feel i have a direction now |
| Nairaland General › Re: Guidance And Counselling: Madams' Come In & Solve Your House-help Problems! by CORTANA: 10:40am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Sir my wife is always taking side with my houseboy when ever he does something wrong. I feel there is more to this her action than i know. Should i confront her or just relieve the guy of his duty? Please help before i make a wrong decision |
| Politics › Re: Fayemi Spent N50m On Two Beds, Says Fayose (photo) by CORTANA: 5:42am On Oct 22, 2014 |
That bed will make even the king of Saudi Arabia green with envy. Waste of tax payers money if you ask me  |
| Celebrities › Re: Crazed Fan Climbs Stage To Embarass WIZKID [pics] by CORTANA: 5:36am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Rented Electric Fan |
| Events › Re: How Much Does One Ileya Ram Cost In Your Area? by CORTANA: 8:50pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
i bought mine for N163,590 only. if you doubt me ask DickDastardly |
| Nairaland General › Re: Ebola Funny Pictures by CORTANA: 5:01pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Dry! |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fighters Return To Kodunga After Second Defeat by CORTANA: 4:57pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Good that they are comming back, so we can totally exterminate them! ***crawls back into my armoured tank for more action*** |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Endtime: Archbishop Doubts The Existence Of God by CORTANA: 4:53pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
DStarrx: That's not the full interview. Show us the full interview to know what he really said. You can't just pick out one sentence from his entire speech and try to judge him by that.Secondus! |
| Nairaland General › When Are You People Finally Going To Hang Jonathan? by CORTANA(op): 6:15am On Sep 18, 2014 |
All i hear is "Crucify him" from power seekers and past and present criminals  ***washes my hand off with a bowl of water*** Pilate style |
| Politics › Re: Seun's Apology To APC Supporters Stands Logic On Its Head by CORTANA: 7:02pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
DickDastardly got banned for sharing a similar view like yours on a similar thread by the reknowned overzealous APC Super Moderator. Hit me! 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Love Counselling Suggestion Thread by CORTANA: 5:58pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
krall: so you are openly admitting to be dicky. and you havent been banned for 10 years by shewun. if its me now, he wont hesitate. thats just racist.Not when an honest man was unjustly banned for his unbiased and nonpartisan views. I give no Bleep about bans. Its an immaginary forum. Fvck who wants to burst a vein over. Mynd_44 overzealously banned DickDastardly unjustly for saying the obvious. Seun is free to review it and ban DickDastardly forever if he is really guilty. Fvck whoever thinks i have time for politics here. I am only here to have fun. Once again, fvck whoever sentimentally bans people here. I've run out of fvcks to give 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Love Counselling Suggestion Thread by CORTANA: 5:44pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
DickDastrdly is an honourable and honest married man. He is a responsible family man too. I nominate DICKDASTARDLY as the Councillor! |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Love Counselling Suggestion Thread by CORTANA: 5:40pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
My girl friend is a Nymphho and a born again christian same time, how do i reconcile this two extreme conditions? Help? 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Love Counselling Suggestion Thread by CORTANA: 5:38pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
If this thread make front page make i no be DickDastardly again |
| Family › Re: Another Mother & Daughter Lesbian Couple come out of Closet (+Picure) by CORTANA: 3:21pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Why dont you guys let me in for some mind-blowing party experience. |
| Nairaland General › Bring Back Dickdastardly by CORTANA(op): 2:35pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Unjustly banned by Mynd_44 Note: Dick is not a politician nor a minion of any party. He is just here to have fun! #BringBackDickDastardlyNowOr....... #FreeDickDastardly #SayNoToOnlineApertheid #TeamFreedomOfExpression #OnDickWeStand #NoDickNoNairaland #Dick4eva #Never4getTheDaysOfDick #DickWasHere #InjuryToDickInjuryToPuss |
| Crime › Re: SYNAGOGUE CHURCH; Woman Miraculously Walks Out Of Rubble After Four Days by CORTANA: 2:21pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
#BringBackDickDastardly |
| Politics › Re: Has Gov Amaechi Lost It, Does He Need Help? by CORTANA: 7:33pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
Abeg make i hide my identity small. I no know the one wey i go talk now dem go ban me again My profile page don dey turn to BANNER, no thanks to Mynd_44 and mclatunji .....DickDastardly (1964) |
