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Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Gets Blessed With The Cutest Black Guy Alive (PHOTO) by CORTANA: 10:23am On Mar 01, 2015
Guy you over neat. No mind dem jealous agbaya
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Great Zik Caged The River Niger Mammy Water - A Fictional Story By Dastardly by CORTANA: 6:38pm On Feb 26, 2015
Oga Dicky continuuu.........we are all eyes cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pls Help! Remedy For Somebody That Mistakenly Rubbed Pepper On Private Part! by CORTANA: 9:02pm On Feb 24, 2015
Nice recipe for blokos barbecue.
Now as you have added pepper to the blokos, just add salt to taste and then add a little fire and the balls can then be served with more bottles of Orijin tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do People Really Use Water Instead Of Tissue Paper After Going To Toilet? by CORTANA: 3:32pm On Feb 22, 2015
DickDastardly:
West how?
You mean texas or europe? Pls Explain
Yoruba invented this dirty toilet habit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thread For Masquerade Initiates: Non Initiates And Women Keep Off!(photo) by CORTANA: 8:36pm On Feb 17, 2015
DickDastardly:
I forgot to tell you that guys used Masquerades to settle girls friend zone 4k ups then grin
This part na im sweet pass. Who born girl wey go reject my advances those days. Na to wait for her for bad junction use cain give her better tatoo. tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thread For Those Who Feel Valentine Is Overhyped Or Dont Believe In It At All! by CORTANA: 6:23am On Feb 14, 2015
Yes ooooo!
Valentine na "World Girls Scam Day"

ish is so annoying!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Breaking: Dickdastardly And 295,000 Loyal PDP Members Set To Decamp To APC! by CORTANA: 6:41pm On Feb 13, 2015
GEJ truely represents Light!
Fvck BUGHARIA and O-SINBAD-JOE.

GEJ till 2019
RomanceRe: Thread For Men Who Eat Only One Soup - Faithful Husbands And Bfs! by CORTANA: 8:11pm On Feb 09, 2015
My babe ain't loyal.....so......you know the resttongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland "Airforce1" Finally Drops His Long Awaited Music Album -download Here! by CORTANA: 1:38pm On Feb 07, 2015
We are waiting tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Buhari Campaign Organisation Bribed Muslim Imams In The North With N8billion! by CORTANA: 7:37am On Feb 05, 2015
balash:
Proof...link....witness...picture...video...


OR


You know the rest. Moreover taNoids people yaff started with their senseless posts they assume if PDP bribed pastors then we should concoct APC bribed Imams too haha very silly people

Church pastor leaders have already started investigating theirs and every culprits would be exposed don't worry we go investigate imams own and every neccesary measures would be taken but nevertheless SAI BABA // SAI BUHARI
Headless chicken, dickdastardly is only telling you to believe this if believed Amaechi's version without proof.
Ode!
Nairaland GeneralRe: In Total Support Of Alhaji Mujaheed Asari Dokubo - Dickdastardly by CORTANA: 11:06pm On Feb 04, 2015
The hour has really come. So much sense.
Asari on point. Him that have ears let him hear.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Night Crawlers' Thread - You Still Awake Now? Then You Are One, Come In! by CORTANA: 10:55pm On Jan 30, 2015
brito:
What?
In baritone voice
"will you marry me?"
Nairaland GeneralRe: Night Crawlers' Thread - You Still Awake Now? Then You Are One, Come In! by CORTANA: 10:39pm On Jan 30, 2015
olakumby:
smileySits patiently#
Oulala
so bae, watchy gon be?cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Night Crawlers' Thread - You Still Awake Now? Then You Are One, Come In! by CORTANA: 10:37pm On Jan 30, 2015
brito:
present
mama miya, how can i resist ya kiss
brito:
present
mama miya, how can i resist ya
Nairaland GeneralRe: Night Crawlers' Thread - You Still Awake Now? Then You Are One, Come In! by CORTANA: 10:21pm On Jan 30, 2015
DickDastardly:
*grabs her and drags her to Cortana* wink
Thanks man. but she is too clean to be ashi naa?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Night Crawlers' Thread - You Still Awake Now? Then You Are One, Come In! by CORTANA: 10:16pm On Jan 30, 2015
Ok, carry ashawo girls come here na:p
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Market Exactly Do I Get 5yrds Of Wife Material(stripe Type Particularly)? by CORTANA: 5:33pm On Jan 30, 2015
DickDastardly:
We talking cloth market and here you are blabing about church angry
Sorry sir, i am a tailor o, in case u'd need one when u finally find the wife materialgrin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Market Exactly Do I Get 5yrds Of Wife Material(stripe Type Particularly)? by CORTANA: 5:30pm On Jan 30, 2015
Check any Deeper Life Church.
Nairaland GeneralRe: . by CORTANA: 7:11pm On Jan 29, 2015
lts a sweet dish of revenge i'd strictly reserve for runs gals or smart by a half chicsgrin
FamilyRe: Some Sweet USUALS Every Wife Is Supposed To Be Giving To Her Husband! by CORTANA: 10:19pm On Jan 26, 2015
Ma good ol' Dicky, always on point!
So so correct, FP to counter the one for the wives grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Rubey The New beauty Queen Of Nairaland? (photo) by CORTANA: 11:27pm On Jan 24, 2015
This Rubey no be unit of currency?
Anyway the girl beauty dey enter eye o! And man pikin don dey get ideas.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Women Always Press Their Bobby On Guy's Back In Pubic Transport? by CORTANA: 9:10am On Jan 23, 2015
Hypocrisy is killing our women! And they will always be the first to shoult "sexual assault and rape"
smh, Dicky carry go!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Women Why Do You Always Press Your Borbby On Guys Back In Public Buses? by CORTANA: 9:39pm On Jan 22, 2015
I am totally with Dick on this. The national assembly should make a law against this. Imagine, even married women do this. boobs that has been fully paid for by your husband, you enter a bus and start using it to create sexual anarchy. Mtcheeew!cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2015 Gulder Ultimate Search: Find Buhari's Certificate Season1 by CORTANA: 5:43pm On Jan 20, 2015
DickDastardly:
GOODLUCK citizen Cortana.....


.......till 2 0 1 9 wink cheesy
I will need a lot of "him", i mean "it" Thanks grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2015 Gulder Ultimate Search: Find Buhari's Certificate Season1 by CORTANA: 5:39pm On Jan 20, 2015
grin cheesy grin cheesy
I am in already. I'm at Suleja now racing down to Minna!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Shekpe (roots & Herbs Kaikai Mixture) And Cigar Joint! - Oga Dastardly by CORTANA: 6:36pm On Jan 18, 2015
rooqee120:
Na human beans na
U wen jus dey wake up now. Ok, i dey find ashawo joint, u fit direct me?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Shekpe (roots & Herbs Kaikai Mixture) And Cigar Joint! - Oga Dastardly by CORTANA: 6:28pm On Jan 18, 2015
DickDastardly:
Ehen na wetinhuh
Abeg bros no vex too much. U know wheither e get any ashawo joint wen dey around here?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Shekpe (roots & Herbs Kaikai Mixture) And Cigar Joint! - Oga Dastardly by CORTANA: 6:23pm On Jan 18, 2015
Abeg na who dey here?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Female Nairalander Set To Become The 1st Nigerian To Land On Planet Mars! by CORTANA: 10:29pm On Jan 12, 2015
I smell ........ tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Kind Nairalander Shares His Meal With Dangote From Same Plate! (photo) by CORTANA: 10:37pm On Jan 11, 2015
DickDastardly:
In group picture with the boss! For the doubting thomas'
i believe u
Nairaland GeneralRe: Kind Nairalander Shares His Meal With Dangote From Same Plate! (photo) by CORTANA: 10:15pm On Jan 11, 2015
wow!
Make ona rememba me o!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders What Do You Call Armpit Tickling In Your Native Language! (pic) by CORTANA: 3:34pm On Jan 05, 2015
jingh:
龙 (
Chinko on pointgrin
your head dey there

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