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let me start by introducing myself, am Mr.Cortix chuks the C.E.O of cliquez media.

In this medium i will be explaining the process involved in printing work ranging from paper printing, flex banner, heat impression, costing for jobs, graphics idea.

Printing process has been one of the aspect designers struggle with especially those that never had the opportunity of learning printing process.

Printing simply means the impression of words, graphic materials, images on paper, wood, flex or any printable materials and these can be done with a lot of machines and on different materials which we will be discussing in stages.

Ever Wondered Why Jeans Have That tiny Pocket Just Above The Front one?

I'm sure everyone has noticed that tiny, little pocket on the right side of your jeans and wondered what it's
doing there. Especially considering
the fact that it's inside a pocket which is functional and big enough.

What makes it more puzzling is that
the pocket inside the pocket is not
even hidden away. It's not a secret
pocket; it's right there in plain sight.

So what is the point of that little pocket ?

Well, being a guitarist, I could say that I use it for keeping my guitar pick.

Or, carrying that small pendrive, which gets lost easily if placed inside a bag.

Some even call it th "condom pocket".

But did you know what it was originally meant for? It was originally a watch pocket! Back in the 1800s, cowboys used to wear their watches on chains and keep them inside their waistcoats. To
keep them from breaking, Levi Strauss introduced a small pocket where it could be securely placed.

But most of us use it for condoms, don't we?

STUPID QUESTIONS SOME GIRLS ASK,AND HOW GUYS SHOULD ANSWER THEM. GIRL: Are you a player?
ANS: Yes, Chelsea fc wants to sign me next season.
GIRL: Why do you want my BBpin?
ANS: NO, i want to use it and burst my pimples
GIRL: Baby, My subscription will soon expire,what will i do?
ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for Nokia torch.
GIRL: Jesus! Ezemuo, is that a condom your bringing out?
ANS: No, its my bank ATM card
GIRL: If i sleep over in yourhouse, hope nothing funny will happen?
ANS: Trust me, We will do nightvigil.
GIRL: Baby send me card
ANS: Yellow card or Red card?
GIRL: Can you really date me without sex?
ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive?
GIRL: I hope your not after my body?
ANS: No, am after your spirit
GIRL: I have missed my period
ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class.
GIRL: Why don't you have a car?
ANS: Did your father have a car at my age? Guys wat do u pple fink

this thread is hot oh, am running out of here...were are all this broke girls come and see for yourselves

what is wrong in the picture, abeg is police not our friend again

i guess he had the name wizkid in his passport that made them denied him visa ;'( thinking out loud is like UK don't grant kids visa

if sex were to be have after marriage your joy stick would and your pegion hole would have been given to you after marriage

she will need a factory fitted bra to carry those things oh, ordinary bra can't carry the weight of those things

for all the tailors that do make cloths for her, the are free to touch this bombs everytime the wants to measure cloth for her

achinaboy:
ride with what you got, if she don't want that, show her the door,but biliv me,she already got wet for you before you sent ur fake pipi, if a lady likes u, she will ride whatever u got call it bic cover or tooth pick untill she got somthing better and somtimes she becomes too blind to see somthing better

on point...

sorextee:
Back then, we had this radio. I tried something stupid. I plugged the cord on the socket, the one that goes to d back of the radio, I decided to put it in my mouth. That was how I sucked it. I guess I fainted.
I've fainted 3 times in my life. Twice was cos of electric shock.

my brother check well someone is pressing your remote from the village

please can someone just give me toyota corolla 2015 and keep the G wagon and Range

FlawlesRebirth02:
So ur pen.is is like biro cover

you need to see the one in the picture, even if bubu daughter sees it, she will beg you with a G wagon to marry her

I have this issue getting me crazy since some days, i have got this crazy girl. She was newly employed some months ago as an accountant in the same place am working, we became so close because we took the same rout and her assigned driver always pick both of us, while on the go we chat about funny events that happened in office and school days event i was responsible not to misuse that privilege she gave me already she was a senior staff and i reserve that respect for her.

Few days ago i came to work late because i used a public cab, she was like why don't i join her in the morning when the drive comes to pick me, i agreed she took my number and informed me that anytime she flashes me i should come out since my house was just along the road...it worked greatly for a week

one night she chatted me up on whatsapp, she looks cute already and my eyes was just fixed to her profile pics, the chat went well that night till one night the chat gets crazy she started telling me how handsome i was and why i didn't wanna go for a better office i told her am just working here while waiting for service not that am just satisfied with the post mean while i was working as a computer maintenance staff...she told me she won't mind visiting me one day.. hmm i told her she won't like my apartment oh, she said it doesn't matter...the more we chat it gets crazy.. She told me to send her nu3e pics jeso i asked why she said she can't stop imaginig how it feels below...see me na badoo Right from birth i sharply go online downloaded one pics like that crop some part, i made sure the pics has similar skin colour forwarded it to her, she sent me a voice note that she can't wait to ride on the joy~stick making exclamation that am big and for sure the joy~stick was definitely big i thanked her, she forwarde her own both up and down but to be truthful that girl is endowered few days she told me she will come over my place am now am confused because NO how action won't take place and she will know am not the one in the nu3e pics i sent her..friends what will you tell her if you are stucked in this condition

iamlimo:
I want to know why you keep adding that name to your comments.

lol Lalasticlala is one of the Mods that pushes thread to front page, so mentioning him will get his attention to the thread and we have known him for having this likeness in animal thread must especially snake

lalasticlala were are you come and see your favourite topic oh
TEAM: ANIMAL + Lala =front page

Godson32:
Royco cube & maggo cube,which one is better. HND get grade o,u can't even compare a distinction HND holder with a 2nd class lower bsc holder.

God bless you for standing on the truth

I have this issue getting me crazy since some days, i have got this crazy girl. She was newly employed some months ago as an accountant in the same place am working, we became so close because we took the same rout and her assigned driver always pick both of us, while on the go we chat about funny events that happened in office and school days event i was responsible not to misuse that privilege she gave me already she was a senior staff and i reserve that respect for her.

Few days ago i came to work late because i used a public cab, she was like why don't i join her in the morning when the drive comes to pick her i agreed she took my number and informed me that anytime she flashes me i should come out since my house was just along the road...it worked greatly for a week

one night she chatted me up on whatsapp, she looks cute already and my eyes was just fixed to her profile pics, the chat went well that night till one night the chat gets dirty she started telling how handsome i was and why i didn't wanna go for a better office i told her am just working her while waiting for service not that am just satisfied with the post mean while i was work as computer maintenance staff...she told me she won't mind visiting me one day.. hmm i told her she won't like my apartment oh, she said it doesn't matter...the more we chat it gets dirty.. She told me to send her nude jeso i asked why she said she can't pump imagini how it feels below...see me na badoo Right from birth i sharply go online downloaded one pics like that crop some part, i made sure the pics has similar skin colour forwarded it to her, she sent me a voice note that she can't wait to ride on the joystick making exclamation that am big and for sure the joystick was definitely big i thanked her, she forwarde her own both up and down but to be truthful that girl is endowered few days she told me she will come over my place am now am confused because NO how action go take place and she will know am not the one in the nude i sent her..friends what will you tell her if you are stucked in this condition

were is lala lala lalasticlala

The face when she doesn't wann bleep you again due to the early release of jell the last time

20. Why don't this girl wanna bleep me again

The face when your friends discuss about their bleep and you are like i have also bleep a katty too.

19.hmm my last beep was crazy guys

The feeling when she goes and you kept looking at the bed sheet like biafran war was fought on it

18. So we just played this game on this bed sheet

The feeling when you didn't even last for 2 mins and let the jell out

17.i didn't even last up to 2 mins

The face you make after the ride and you are like so this is how this action test

16. Hai this things sweet oh, chia so na this thing i de miss since

The face when you don't even know where to find the bolt hole and she does it for you

15. were did i even put my tools..hai..this place is hot and slippery oh

First time feeling when the girl comes to your house, showing you green light and you don't know where to start as a virgin

14. Where am i going to start oh, i haven't done this before

feeling on your face when you try not to show that you have spent your last card to make her feel you are equall to the task

13. Hope baby you are ok, if you still need more tell me

The feeling when the girl eats much and also ask for a take away

12. Jeso! this girl no get human mind at all, is this what guys that have girl friend face, i don die !!

first outing with the girl felling like the boss in his best attire
11.na wa oh girl friend sweet oh

lying down on the bed all through the night thinking about the girl
10.chia this girl voice male sense oh

the expression of joy over you when you drop the call
9. Thank my stars i didn't fall my hands

when you reached home picked up your phone to call her, and is ringing and yet don't know what to even tell her

8. What am i even going to tell this girl after asking her; how she is