₦airaland Forum

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several
attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his
underside.When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover." The nurse replied him, Your penis is under your pillow."
"MEN NEVER LISTEN"

Can you identify the 9 differences between these pictures.

donaldgary:
Because he refused OBJ's style of winning election that's why he lost.
if he did by now the west would have been an almajiri enclave

Your wish but God is greater

donaldgary:
yourbastards betrayed jonathan, that's what happened and i blame jonathan for not rigging the election maybe by now yorubastard states would become almajiri refugee camp cos he would pay you in your own coin.

Am so glad to know that you are still wallowing in pain and disbelief that your hero lost the election.

ernesty20:
Useless idiotic attention-seeking coward!!

Its amazing to know that everyone against ur Biafra is a coward. Its trite to conclude you people dont even know the meaning of the word 'coward'.

The difference between APC and PDP is Emblem. Nothing else differentiate them. Smh

Harbigail:
You like?

Your wish

Harbigail:
Wetin?what i do?

Ur imagination noni

BERNIMOORE:
Are you pained that he is resolute? and not a coward?

Answer the question or keep mute.

Can i use it 2 cook beans

Its simple mathematics. Negative + Positive=

Are you saying girls are scammers?

Harbigail:
Damn!!!beau where are u?i need u ryt now...go lover,dnt u dare slow down,go lover we can last for hours..(kelly rowland in d back ground)

Contunu

;D6

Nothing is wrong... They are entitle to their opinion.

Angels are weeping for Nigeria but heaven will not fall

I see those asses

Is he paying you?

chyket:
The buses were deployed to many reputable transport companies through a loan facilitation by the Infrastructure bank.Some transporters got Toyota hiace,others got mercedes Luxurious bues etc.

In as much as i wont like to dabble into an argument as to whether you are stating the true position of things. I will love to just ask you if what you highlighted is in tandem with the intent and purpose for which the buses were bought?

tswitch:
When a globally celebrated and accomplished economist was part of the team that told Nigerians it was time to do the same, some r◇tarded carcasses matched to Freedom Park in Ojota to show the learned and international community their folly.

A wasted opportunity to totally diversify the Nigerian economy and make it bigger than it's 2015 status of the biggest economy in Africa.

Now the zombies are back in power cheered on by their gullible supporters here to finally waste the nation they had no part in building.

The portions of all enemies of Nigeria in the Lake of Fire await them!

You are very right in your analysis as much as we were right to say NO to fuel Subsidy removal then. If i may ask you, what did dey do with the little they gained from the 2012 debacle? During protest, we saw lot of subsidy buses which entered the thin air immediately the protest was over. Am sure they would have shared it thesame way Looter Dasuki and his boys shared money meant for arms. Dont restrict your analysis to your thinking alone.

Udmaster:
sai mrs. Fayose- The First Lady Of The Yorubaland

Keep masturbating

Tor.... #istandwithDasuki. Are u happy now

waternogetememy:
who u be?waitin dem wan take u do? mugu wey no get level!

Please.... Why are you angry

Am here

He's enjoying himself... Holiday isnt over yet.

This California woman gave birth to twins, the first one came out by 11:54pm of December 31st, 2015. The second @ 12:01am January 1st, 2016. The questions are...
1. Are they age mate
2. Which year will they claim
3. How will their birthday(s) be celebrated (jointly or severely)

cheruv:
Lies again...
Records had it that as at April 1967,the Eastern economy was the fastest growing economy in Afrika...and this was before crude oil came into the show.

Source please