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Just wait

After the rapture

drss:
Abacha is not Kworopt. - Buari Dullard.

But it was your uncle Jona that gave him National Award na

Am not gonna write anything

You are very silly to say Nairalanders are mannerless.
Juveniles should not be allowed on Nairaland.

Is this how to fight a battle

ammyluv2002:
Wow! For real? Wish i can speak Yoruba and Hausa fluently

So that

Our concern here isnt Osama... Na Shekau concern us for this side. I will comment when the story is about BH or Shekau. Ire ooo!!!

Its really bad when you are fighting a battle and you cant even recognise who your enemy is

Hmmm

What would you honestly do to this foolish Artist

chyket:
You dont need to argue with facts that are easily verifiable
What i highlighted is in tandem with the intent and purpose for which the buses were bought,because the primary aim here is to deploy buses and alleviate the suffering of Nigerian commuters.Most of the previous efforts to float and manage government owned transport companies in the past failed as over 80% of them collapsed and the only credible option here is to partner with reliable transport operators which is what government did and they were deployed through infrastructure bank facilities

Bros i didnt see anyone of those buses since then. GEJ isnt a total failure, he tried his best but his best wasnt convincing enough. We are watching Buhari too. Same thing will surely happen to him if he fails.

Kennydoc:
Come on! PDP is still the ruling party in Bayelsa State. To get only 5 votes in a whole LGA is just impossible.

Is it not also impossible for a party not to even have 1 vote in a LG?

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Lol

Ajimobi must be high on wet weed

See kettle calling pot black ooooo

chronique:
If they call you a silly person,you won't understaand that that is exactly what describes you. You'd think your're being insulted. During the presidential elections,how many parties did you see on the ballot papers? How many party agents of the other parties did you see at the polling unit? Or you did not see results of other parties being read out as 0? Majority of those parties there,do not have structures on ground.

I hope you will not kill yoursef because of these useless people. Shalom.

9:45 SAGBAMA LGA
14 wards

Total no of registered voters 84, 550
Total no of accredited voters 36, 892
Total valid Votes 34, 921
Rejected Votes 726
Total Votes cast 35,647
ACPN 10
ADC 16
APA 34
APC 5,382
APGA 12
CPP 1
DPC 11
DPP 23
ID 0
KOWA 1
LP 23
MPPP 2
MMPP 9
PDC 13
PDM 406
PDP 28,934
PPA 33
PPN 0
SDP 11
UPP 0
Does that mean those parties who has 0, 2,1,3 and less than 5 votes does not have officials in those areas as alleged by PDP in Bass. Or does it mean that UPP, PPN, and ID does not even have a party agent

An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man sitting in thecorner.
So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there!"
So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African.
However,insteadof becoming upset, the African simply looked up at the American and
shouted, "Thank you!" That infuriated the man. So once
again, the American took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter!
This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!" So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African.
When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the African simply smiled at the American man and shouted, "Thank you!"
That made the American man furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the
waiter, "What is wrong with that African man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he
mad"
The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the owner of this restaurant.
May your enemies work unknowingly in your favour.
LESSONS
1. Stay away from Anger..It hurts ..Only
2. If you are right then there is no need to be angry,
3. And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.
4. Patience with family is love,
5. Patience with others is respect.
6. Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith.
7. Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings Tears...
8. Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear...
9. Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.
10. Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
11. Every problem comes to make us or break us,
12. The choice is ours whether we become victims or
victorious.
13. Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful
14. Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?
15. So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.
16. Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings
happiness. Good afternoon and happy sunday.

Strahovski:
The ass of the first woman is bigger.. That's all I noticed

Emac34:
Just observing

INEC observer

sinaj:
I knw all d 9 differences



But I wnt type it here so nobody will copy me

Your intellectual property is save here

Estharfabian:
?

Keep readng in between lines untill you get the point

Prince16:
Simple.
Holding a nake.d/live wire with pliers is "cowardice"; holding it with your bare hands/teeth is "bravery".
**laffin in greek**

Kikikikikikikkikikikikikiki

Prince16:
Simple.
Holding a nake.d/live wire with pliers is "cowardice"; holding it with your bare hands/teeth is "bravery".
**laffin in greek**

Kikikikikikikkikikikikikiki

utenwuson:
now this is funny! kikikikikikikikikikikikiki!
Doing wah under d pillow?

Laying there lifeless

Estharfabian:
A 450-Word Essay to justify your claims please?

Read the joke again... it should be enough.

Estharfabian:
They never do!


Stubborn fellaz!

Men are stubborn fellaz while women are selfish fellaz