₦airaland Forum

Biglittlelois:
I fell you know better.

Biglittlelois:
You can testify to that nah.

Biglittlelois:
I am super humble......

annolomy:
am not lying,i know what i am saying ,i need a solution to my problem because am tired of doing it

nani667:
➜➜

hahn:
The same god that has done nothing about his disability? I don't think so

cenaman:
NIGERIA don better pass USA for killing.

ubunja:
the only relationship problems Ubunja has is "Who to impregnate next?".

As for "Does she love me or not?", that shît ain't happening since I switched my emotions off and dedicated me life to chasing pussy not hearts.

ubunja:
Sex Dolls give better love than today's women.

Kaycee7:
Thunder fire them and that their considering.

tfash96:
Every girl in Nigeria is now an actress.. I'm weak bkos of Dollarland Nairaland

Funmmyastic:
Congrats to her even though I don't know her.

Clubmaster:
That nonsense they show on Zeeworld is what you call top notch acting ba?


Their comedy movies be looking like Mr KoiceReloaded trying to act serious when we all know he is a clown while their romance movies be looking like JeromeBlack and Ishilove cat and dog love affair, love today, war tomorrow.



Nollywood sef better pass that Bollywood.

Omoluabi16:
haha.bro, I've not seen a single DC movie.They no appeal to me. No hype, whack plots.I'm not a movie person like that, I just watch selected movies. But I don't joke with my MCU sha.lol

Paxie55:
I will definitely dash that deadly disease to your dad, and your dad to your mùma, and from your mùma it will get to You, so chill and don't make noise about it, Your mùma will transfer it to you swiftly.
For the mean time, go suckle on your old mùmas soured milk.
Poor frustrated broke 1diot, cry cry baby!!

you keeping saying the same old stale rants like a broken record,you have not even spent 2 decades on earth but you have carried out multiple abortions even higher than that of a professional olosho by the time you get to 25 you wont even have a womb.i'm sure if scientist around the world examine your walking corpse of a body they will discover diseases more deadly than AIDS and cancer.indomie and egg olosho forming posh las las na dubai porta potty,you go do just like your wretched ancestors

Paxie55:
So tell me, will you be feeding from your mùmas dilapidated shrinked breast or from the smelly water gushing out from her putrid cvnt this morning?
I have a job, I'm back from my night duty with your worthless deluded 1icnh father dìck. I enjoyed my night with him coupled with the loads of cash he gave me. Unlike you that dived into your hoe mùmas deep cvnt without getting paid last night.
So, how long will you be miserable with your life? Your mùma cvnt will soon divide like the red sea due to constant usage as you fvck your mùmas cvnt with your head since your 1inch sagged prìck can't satisfy her any longer, so, when that happens, what will you be feeding from? Deluded asswipe.

i dont have something reasonable to do but you are the one engaging me,what does that tell you?that you are equally jobless can you now see the stupidity i talked about earlier,we all know you are stupid but you dont have to tell us.maybe you should take your own advice and end your own life since failure and stupidity is your calling.


Imagine the street urchin saying i have nothing to do but is equally responding to my comments,futureless ambition olosho

Paxie55:
Isn't it evident that you are a full grown baby adult? What time is it by your clock? You don't have something reasonable to do with your frustrated and miserable life? Oh I forgot, your hoe mùma feeds you from the crumbs her fxcknizer customers dash her. And since you've never experienced what fatherly love Is, reason why you poor frustrated soul won t let us rest on Nl by crying all over the pages of Nl. You need a hug mòr0n, a hug from your bastard hoèing father, he needs to teach you what self love is. You clearly lack one. Your miserable painful soul is the cause of your mùmas unfortunate lifestyle, to see if she can feed You, she resorted to whòring around with street drunkards. I'm sorry, but I'd advise you end your miserable life to experience peace in the world beyound. Choke yourself to death, you deserve it!

it's ok for people to be stupid sometimes but you have constantly abused the privilege,do you have stupidity secreting hormones in your system .how do you live with yourself everyday knowing your life started and will most definitely end in failure,you are a product of a failed condom,a product of failed abortion,a product of failed marriage,a product of failed parenting,a product of failed education system,a product of a bad society,you are the definition of failure,when people see you,they see failure all over you.the only time your miserable life is interesting is when you break your own world record in stupidity.

Paxie55:
Shut your trap jobless crying baby of Nl. Is it out fault that you have chosen to remain jobless and frustrated thereby letting your vituperations on innocent people that do not give a rat ass about your poor existence? Is it our fault that your saggy balls can't last for 1sec as portrayed by your hoe mùma? Go get a life ìdiot!! You are better off dead than living like this you know. I can help you squiz out a life out of y0u, get a sniper already and end your unwanted miserable and useless soul. You are not needed in this world. End your life and experience inner peace for once!! M0ron.

"cry cry baby" what a wackass line,how old are you? 15 .2 wrongs cannot make a right,looking at you i guess thats true because you are the end product of when dumb fvcks stupid,you are so stupid that the WHO should have you quarantined from the rest of humanity.you are a failed abortion,a constant reminder that nature can never be perfect.

Paxie55:
The joke is on you son!! Cry cry baby of Nl. Cry about women, cry about religion. Nothing positive has ever come out your maggot filled brain. I wished you choked on your rotten mùmas cvnt while she was birthing You, atleast, we would have less of a m0ron to worry about. Get your shìts together and stop weeping profusely like your mùmas watery deep cvnt.

It shall be Well, soak your mùmas cvnt with hypo next time you wanna perform a husby duty on her.

e pain am o ,i'm copying jokes but you are the one using stale lines like 'son of a thousand father','your mother pu.ssy is wide,'your dad has a tiny d*ck'.nothing else can come out of your expired brain,that's why you keep repeating the same thing like a broken record,have you seen yourself in the mirror,bi.tch you are so ugly that your own reflection will run away seeing you,you are so ugly you should be used as a monster in a horror movie.

Paxie55:
Dumb ìdiot. Copying jokes as usual. What can your lilliputian brain manufacture on its own? Absolutely nothing apart from waging an online war on people that gives zero fvcks about you; people who don't ever know you exist. Crying baby of Nl.
Here's what your mùma cvnt looks like after you finished fingering her deep well last night.

this one wants to do 'yo momma' jokes


did you know that Yo Momma is so hairy that she got afro on her nipples,yo momma is fat she sat on an iphone and it turned into an ipad,yo momma is so dumb that's why she named you DUMBledore,yo momma is so fat that on a rainy day if she put on a yellow jacket,people mistake her for a taxi

Paxie55:
Clap trap!!

Your mùma said your cum is too watery and you can't satisfy her on bed, she said your dìck is just as small as my thumb finger. I don't know though, but I equally think she has a well for vagina, a deep well that swallows water melon and paw paw. That's why she masturbates with tuber of yam. No wonder your father is my regular customer as he complains on how swollen and smelly your mùmas cvnts is.

Paxie55:
I thought you wanted to slut shame? Why deviating? Idiot.
Next time, start by do it shaming your mother that sleeps with you for fun and of course, extend my greetings to your dad, I'm waiting for him. I need that his cash tonight.

to even think i was expecting you to say something interesting is this all your expired brain could come up with,lines used by secondary school students.no difference between your brain and animal dung,they are one and the same.

Paxie55:
Childish tantrum. Better go and ask your hoe mother who your useless father is. Cos her whorism nobi here, After all, na she I deh learn work from.
Son of a thousand father.
Product of a miscalculated ovulation.

yet you got pained over my comment,who is frustrated now today you have gotten into at least 5 e fights but i am the frustrated one attacking innocent people.the mum and dad insult is stale,try something else.


Once a hoe always a hoe,las las na HIV/AIDS go kill you because you are too useless for money rituals

Paxie55:
Oh Well, you've been the one always on Nl casting out your frustrations on innocent people that do not ever know you exist.

Get a life son, yes, I'm waiting for your dad as my usual customer even though his dìck is too tiny, it's only his money that can make me cum unlike your mùma that charges for free.

Paxie55:
Mkpi. You didn't know this before drawing your senseless generalisation, not like you men are even better.
Keep whinning. Frustrated soul.