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PresidentBuhari:
Can anyone solve this physics question attached in the photo please?

marvelphysics:
Chai!!!!!��
Pls Nigerians, me sef need laptop, am learning programming and the system I am using is office own that I will not have access to when school resume
Be like say I don de pray too much for this laptop���
My contact info is below pls my pple

Orubebe01:
My compound is using postpaid, previous months' bill was around ₦25,000, ₦22,000 and ₦35,0000 but to my greatest amazement November bill was whopping ₦70,000

How is it in your area cos am wondering if am being cheated alone.

LaIastlcIaIa:
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RealGboy:
After secondary school I have been living from one uncle house to another .I ran away when I realized they are not ready to help me but use me for thier house chores ..

I have a friend who lived in one room face me I face you.. he works as a bar man..when he heard my story he allowed me stayed with him , naso the journey start ...

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..

I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...

See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...

(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..

When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .

So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...

When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...

I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...

See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..

She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...

My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...

Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..

We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .

But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .

I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..

Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..

She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...







Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

FlackoJodye:
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sinkhole:
you can register with nimc as a minor!

4ckyou:
Guy relax and calm down, I believe you read the part where she mentioned that her guy is broke too.

Akunatakasi:
lol this shit is funny but it's my own true story ..I remember when I was 20 years old .. got my ex pregnant.. omo she just call me ,babe I want to see you later tonight.. it's very important.. omo as I hear very important and her voice tone.. my heart skip.. my mind was telling me what if she's pregnant.. cuz I empty all my akamu inside .. sudden heat begin catch me inside cold AC.. later that night we met at our usual place (my best friend house) she just went straight to the point .. I nearly get heart attack .. I just told her my own is finished .. if my parents hear am.. my school done end .. lol .. she just give me a kiss and whisper to my ears .. don't worry will keep it as a secret till you goto school and graduate .. my fellow nairalanders today that child is 10 years old ... happy birthday my sweet daughter joy . .. may the host of heaven bless you beyond measures amen..

MarvelouzB:
I have been dating this guy for 2 years now and oh yes I really like him, we met during my NYSC through my cousin who is a friend of his, he do come visit me during my service year, he has a good job in Lagos and he is doing well on his own. Recently, he proposed to me and I accepted, we are making arrangements for him to come see my parents. But I noticed recently that he has a bit of temper which doesn't last and he insults me a lot at ease, I told him I don't like it, he apologised but he does it even when we are having a normal conversation, recently he insulted my parents on one of our conversations and I was devastated, I hold my parents in high esteem and I can't imagine myself with a guy who has no respect for me or my parents. He chatted me up but I am yet to reply, and I know he will apologise, should I accept his apology and continue with the wedding plans, I am scared for what the future holds if I finally get married to him. I need some opinions please

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
So we've been together for some months , almost a year now and well my current financial state is making me have doubts about our relationship, he's also not stable according to him but a lot of times I doubt that even if he was he probably won't tell me , or he'll leave me to do it all, I don't demand anything from him he's not my dad, I loved him so I always try to act like a grown woman even when I need help, but after losing sooooo much money in a scam I'm so broke that I barely have money to eat , he knows this but he didn't do anything to help , that's how I've been living like I'm single , I do every thing for myself but it's not been easy, do you think its okay to let him go and focus on me? Because I really don't understand his role in my life anymore, or should I try to wait while working and see if he's different in the future

obiekunie2:
you were given a school project to build something and you did not ask them the name of what they said you should build.

na wa you sha!

sinkhole:
The Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) has given telecommunications operators in the country two weeks to block all SIM cards that are not registered with the National Identity Numbers (NIN).

Failure to do so will lead to your line being blocked or disconnected by the 31st of December 2020.

Below are few steps to link your phone number with your NIN;

For MTN users, simply dial *785# and get it done in few seconds or

Visit https://mtnonline.com/nim/ using your phone or computer

Complete the NIN linking form by entering your name, phone number, NIN, and email address.

Submit the form as soon as you’re done.

Wait for feedback from the network.

Airtel Users

To link your NIN to your Airtel phone number, follow the steps below:

1. Dial *121*1# on the Airtel line you wish to link.

2. Type 1 for “NIN Capture” and send.

3. Enter your 11-digit NIN and send.

Wait for the message confirming your submission. If you get an error, just wait for some time and try again.
You can also visit https://www.airtel.com.ng/nin to have it done online.

Other networks (Glo and 9mobile)

For other lines, simply visit the nearest office of your service provider (be it Glo, 9mobile) to register/link your NIN.

Just go along with NIN and your SIM pack. If you do not have your SIM pack, you probably should be prepared to swear an affidavit.

To be on the safer side, you can call your service provider’s customer care.

http://community.thenationonlineng.net/forum/how-to-link-your-phone-number-with-nin

Dboy55:
Hi..please dear Nairalanders, how much does an aircraft engineer earns and apart from airforce institute of technology kaduna what other aviation school is offerring the course.thats not too expensive.
PS: I intend applying for AFIT, But their tuition for aircraft maintenance engineering is quit expensive especially their HND.

TechMond:
Hey...How ya'll doing.
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And after that, you can then reset your wallpaper back to it's original and that error code that says 'build 7601 this copy of windows is not genuine' will be gone for good.
Now i am not a guy that loves talking much so i am gonna go straight to the point
Follow these simple steps and you'll be thanking me later.
But if these are a bit confusing, you can also watch a video tutorial to guide you on how to activate you windows os the easy way.
Step 1 - head to this link and click on subscribe https://youtube.com/channel/UC5vSZ8fp-mHeGKO-c-aYdEA?sub_confirmation=1
Step 2 - head to your Computer on your storage and check on System properties...if yours shows you something like 'You must activate windows today, Activate windows now' or 'n days left , Activate windows now' it means your pc can be activated.
Step 3 - head to your Local disk and under that head to the Windows folder...
Seep 4 - search for the system32 folder and open it.
Step 5 - inside the system32 folder search for slui.
Step 6 - delete the slui file with the key logo...
Step 7 - Head to your windows command prompt and run it as administrator.
Step 8 - inside your cmd type in slmgr -rearm and press <enter>. That should take a few seconds and then give you a message saying your process was successful
Step 9 - Reboot your PC.
Step 10 - Reset your wallpaper and enjoy...
Don't worry if you are having issues with this process, we have the perfect tutorial to guide you through it on youtube.
Just make sure you appreciate the video by liking and subscribing to the channel.
TechMond is here to help.
Feel free to ask questions.
Link for tutorial video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdh0iYe0GbY&t=0s
TechMond also offers cool programming tutorials for beginners and cool gaming videos so be sure to check that out!
Below are some screenshots from the Windows Activation video
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Shamelessman01:
Se mojo charity

So it was on a Friday, and Fridays around 2pm there are no Keke napeps due to the fact that 90percent of the riders are hausa/Muslims so Fridays around that time they observe prayers. Alot of people were stranded looking for bikes. That's how I saw this fat, robust looking yansh in a very tight jumpsuit. I told myself this piece of meat cannot pass me by. That's how I approached this lady. it was hard because she was older and very sexy. She was stopping a bike and the bike refused to accept her bargain for the fare. That's how I suggested to her that we should board the bike together. Na so she gree, she was waiting for me to climb the okada first but as a bad sharp guy I buga am to sit first na so I sit for her back. At first I no feel anything then the girl started complaining to the rider that she's not sitting properly, I can swear with anything say the babe did it intentionally that's how she raised her ass and sat on my laps. Every minute she dey adjust her jumpsuit and she will use her big as to rub my prick. To make matter worse I just dry cleaned all my clothes including boxer so I was wearing one light track without boxers and the babe sef no wear pant. Some bad belle people were watching but na so I form serious face. Every time we climb bump she go stand use her ass rub my prick.If you like yab me na you sabi. I no kukuma get shame. The lesson here is always have confidence to approach any lady. You can get lucky and bang that big ass sexy lady that is out of your league. If you have experienced something similar share with us.
see pics below

Madibah:
King's college 2007 (30k+

Denizsmart:
Though I am in far away Nysc orientation camp in Paiko Niger state, thus not being able to make it to my convocation ceremony. But I'm so happy to be among the 42 First Class graduates convocating today at the federal university of technology, Owerri.
My cgpa is 4.55 in the department of mechanical engineering.
I am so happy I made it.
congratulations to me.
What's next? advice needed on how to succeed with this feat in the outside world.
The number two coloured name in the photo below is yours sincerely.

Denizsmart:
Though I am in far away Nysc orientation camp in Paiko Niger state, thus not being able to make it to my convocation ceremony. But I'm so happy to be among the 42 First Class graduates convocating today at the federal university of technology, Owerri.
My cgpa is 4.55 in the department of mechanical engineering.
I am so happy I made it.
congratulations to me.
What's next? advice needed on how to succeed with this feat in the outside world.
The number two coloured name in the photo below is yours sincerely.

Thecreatorx:
Aiit, I'm actually studying Electrical Engineering not mechanical. Mechanical is relatively harder than Electrical Engineering, so the best thing is to start from level 100, things not to do;
Don't be a Courserep
Don't participate in sug week
Don't participate is ethnic house meetings (waste of time)
Don't miss any night class (you can just read for 30 minutes, if you're too tired)

Things to do;
Do all assignments YOURSELF
if you're bad in engineering drawing, pay someone to draw for you (People settle for E in engineering Drawing cu they can't do it - don't!)
Have few girlfriends for cruize only, no over do
Draw your tables in physics and chem Practicals very neatly and boldly.
Learn to plot a graph
Read stories from Engineering first class Students (punch.com has a section)
Ask senior colleagues.

Target A in everything.

Thecreatorx:
Courses;

Engineering maths: A 3 unit
Applied mech: A 3U
Strength of materials: A 3U
Electrical tech: A 3U
Thermodynamics: B 3U
Engineering drawing: A 3U
Workshop Technology: A 3U
Enterpreneurship: A 2U

GPA: 4.86




Cgpa; 4.48.

Hope I can still make first class?

IamGoke:
In cases like that just apply cos you might be picked.

It doesn't cost anything to apply.

Hardgun:
Let's chat up do you have gmail or WhatsApp number