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Christianity EtcRe: The Evil Spirit That Corrupted Lucifer (satan's) Mind; Where Did It Come From? by cotzywitzy(m): 2:43pm On Dec 21, 2014
Am example... u know a passage in the bible says Angels looked down on women and see that they look so beautiful they came down and took them as wife and they gave birth to giants... u can see angels also have the freewill to choose between good or bad....
CelebritiesRe: Malawian Fan Blasts Davido On Twitter For Charging $80k Per Show, Davido Replies by cotzywitzy(m): 3:01pm On Dec 18, 2014
it shows how poor u r in ur country Just one Nigerian chick would pay that money just to flex... una poor fornur country ooo... asshole...
CelebritiesRe: Malawian Fan Blasts Davido On Twitter For Charging $80k Per Show, Davido Replies by cotzywitzy(m): 2:59pm On Dec 18, 2014
@Nerdy it shows how poor u r in ur country Just a Nigerian Lady would pay that money just to flex... una poor fornur country ooo... asshole...
CelebritiesRe: Cute Selfies Of Some Nigerian Hip-hop Artiste by cotzywitzy(m): 2:08pm On Dec 17, 2014
[quote author=Chiefpriest1 post=28958478]Young people doing stuff for themselves. Not some internet scammers,cocaine pushers and igbo sellers always bringing Nigeria to disrepute.

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And who told you some of them don't push drugs?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Flaunts Photo Of New Tattoos by cotzywitzy(m): 12:47pm On Dec 14, 2014
Its his body and he's making his money but the tattoo of a thing is rubbish... Leviticus 19 vs 28
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Delves Into Business! Starts Manufacturing Of Snapbacks(photos) by cotzywitzy(m): 4:17pm On Dec 11, 2014
Bad Market... he shouldn't have delved into this kind of biz... As ABA boiz don see the sample I swear their own go fine pass Original... he's on a loose end... he better venture into something more secure.
SportsRe: Victor Valdez Is The Best Goalkeeper, Casillas Ranks 20th In La Liga History by cotzywitzy(m): 1:00pm On Dec 10, 2014
Spanish FA daft how can Valdez be the beat keeper where Casillas dey....
SportsRe: Suarez: I Came To Barca To Score Goals, Not Assist Messi by cotzywitzy(m): 12:56pm On Dec 10, 2014
You should have known before going to Barca.. u will always and forever be behind messi in as much the dwarf is still in that club....
ComputersRe: Help On Dell Ispiron 15r laptop With Windows 8 Problem by cotzywitzy(m): 2:09pm On Dec 02, 2014
Brother my advice is sell that stupid system before you discover additional faults... I bought mine brand new used it for a month all of a sudden it power off while working on it.... Dell 15 and 15r is the worst system by Dell...
Music/RadioWizkid- Ayo (album Review) by cotzywitzy(op): 11:02pm On Oct 27, 2014
After releasing about one half of what would be his
sophomore album piecemeal, over several months;
Wizkid decided the time was right to bless us with
the remainder of the pudding. Although I lost
appetite a long time ago, courtesy demands that
when the Star Boy calls you to a feast, you
oblige. Shall we…?
The album starts out with Jaiyejaiye feat Femi
Kuti which, in my opinion, is a good album starter;
it sets the album off to a high start, especially
when the album is titled “Joy”. Groovaay.
Show you the money is just another bland Wizkid
tune, nothing exceptionally creative about this song.
From thought to execution, this song falls flat on
its face.
In my bed to me, is an absolute songwriting
disaster. This song starts off, as one would expect,
with Wizkid wooing a girl into his bed, and with
little warning, quickly morphs into praise singing
(names that are not relevant to the initial issue of a
girl in his bed) and then back again. Whew!
Remarkable stuff.
Mummy mi is the most disappointing “mama” song
I’ve heard in a while. The songwriting on this
song is dead lazy. You can’t say you like your
mother and all you can tell us about her is that she
bore you in her womb for 9 months; I mean, you’d
expect that we knew that already, right? Surely
Wizkid can do better.
Ojuelegba: Shout out to legendury beatz, the groove
of this song is truly legendary. Wizkid, on the
other hand, did not fully rise to the occasion, as I
found the lyrics of this song to be sparse and sub
par. I will take just the beat and trash everything
else. This song could have offered more.
Kind love is straight up crappy and mediocre. I
wouldn’t accept this from a rookie let alone from the
Star boy . This is a very weak song.
Ontop your matter : You know this one already.
Nice groove. Na jam.
In love feat Seyi Shey is, for me, the best song
on this album. I love the production, choice of
collaboration and execution. This is the minimum
quality of music I expect from Wizkid on his
sophomore album. I fell In love from the very first
play. Seyi shows that she is indeed, a pro at her
craft. This is a beautiful song; and Dr Frabz still
has my high regard. Great job!
For you feat Akon : At this point in the album I’m
sick of the word “baby,” unfortunately Wizkid
appears almost incapable of making a song without
it. But thank God for Akon who took time to
school the on how to seize a track. Akon’s
contribution definitely saved this song.
Dutty whine feat Banky W , Omalicha , and
Celebrate are just barely okay songs.
Kilofe: This appears to be a terrible knockoff of
seantizzle’s kilogbe. This song has nothing fresh,
unique, or interesting about it. It’s another weak
effort on this project.
Bombay feat Phyno : I never thought highly of this
song and that feeling lingers. Although Phyno
delivers, he still loses some cool points from me
for managing to land on such a pointlessly bland
booty song; to collabo is not by force. Meanwhile,
I still can’t make up my mind which is worse; the
song, or the video. Can you?
One question feat yemi sax : I like Wizkid’s intro
on this classic highlife instrumental; but that’s
about all. This is yet another “dance” and “baby”
song, like I haven’t had enough yet. Tiring!
Show me the money (remix) feat Tyga is pretty
much the same song as the original version with
Tyga’s verse slapped onto it. This is another
irrelevant, high profile collaboration; if one could
even call it that.
Murder feat wale is a JAM!!! I would expect to
see a dapper video for this joint. Shout out to
Maleek Berry for this fantastic production. This
song gets me moving like an OG. Wizkid came
through with some purpose, but not without some of
his hackneyed phrases. Wale’s ability also came
through. This is definitely one of the better songs
off this album.
I fell in love with Joy way before the album
dropped. Wizkid was fantastic on this song. The
lyrics poured out from a strong place and it’s a
beauty. Here is the grown Wizkid putting in effort
and I can’t get enough of this song. Oboy! This
production dey sweet like sugarcane. Lovely! I feel
Joy. Oshe Frabz!
Caro feat Lax : Nah! It’s very hard not to move to
this. This is a jam, kudos to the producer of this
tune. This is a dance song but the detail in the
production is quite impressive and we appreciate
that. Sweet tune!!!
The Mob’s Take:
The Wizkid I heard on this album is a huge
downgrade from the guy on “ super star “; not much
learnt and little growth. I think Wizkid meant well
but a lot of the time he was simply out of his
depth; I heard a zeal without knowledge. For such
a highly anticipated album from one of Africa’s
most successful acts in recent years, this album fell
way short of the mark. The topics on the album
were, for the most part, too predictable and cheap.
A few of the production on the album maintained a
continuous loop throughout the song, suggesting a
lack of proper liaison between producer and artiste,
resulting in poor arrangement. The album parades
international collaborations that are, frankly, more
cosmetic than musical. This album has more
“babies” than a crèche; a few Ferraris and
Bugattis, and plenty “money spending” betraying a
lack of serious thought in the songwriting. Wizzy
surely needs more music knowledge, and extra hands
to maintain the momentum he has attained at this
point in his career. I don’t think this album is
special; and because to whom much is given, much
more is expected, this ranks among one of the
most disappointing albums released this year by a
Nigerian.
This is my take. Let’s have yours.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Clasico (3 - 1) On 25th October 2014 by cotzywitzy(m): 4:27pm On Oct 27, 2014
barcanista:
Pique is a foooool... Penaldo is celebrating like he scored from open play
You be fool... messi no dey jubilate if hin score penalty or which player no dey jubilate a penalty goal that matters in a game like this...mumu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Clasico (3 - 1) On 25th October 2014 by cotzywitzy(m): 4:13pm On Oct 27, 2014
barcanista:
Six Things will happen today,
1. Barca Will Beat Madrid with at least 4 Goal Margin
2. Messi Will Score More than once
3. Suarez will score in his debut and cause lots of havoc to the Madrid overhyped flops
4. Neymar will outshine Penaldo
5. Penaldo will flop
6. At the end of the game, all EPL fan boys, Madrid fans and other barca haters will CRY and whine... As usual


Visca El Barca
Na who cry last?.... U for enter field go score the four goals...
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by cotzywitzy(m): 4:06pm On Oct 27, 2014
Jesus, David, Moses, Solomon

No one like Jesus...

No one like David..

No one as meek as Moses

There will never be anyone as rich as Solomon...Even Bill gate and all the billionaires in the world can never be ad rich as he is.
SportsRe: FIFA To Ban Nigeria By The End Of Today If... by cotzywitzy(m): 3:57pm On Oct 27, 2014
If FIFA ban Nigeria walai we go lynch Chris Giwa.. why is that stupid idiot so hungry to become NFF chairman like he care... he's just after the Money... if FIFA ban us Giwa go hear am... the one wey dem do am for Calavar na small thing...
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows-off His Beautiful Sisters On Instagram by cotzywitzy(m): 7:19am On Oct 22, 2014
slimzypink:
Ugly fowls with their scaly skin.. Res ipsa loquitur..the fact speaks 4 it self...dis fowls re ugly. kindly transfer ur aggression to some1 else
See stock Fish dey call two beautiful ladies fowls....
SportsRe: Super Eagles Can Still Qualify For AFCON 2015. by cotzywitzy(m): 4:30pm On Oct 12, 2014
I don't know if anyone get to observe the Sudanese coach... he was screaming at any player that is acting sluggish or not playing to instruction... look at Keshi... he can't cos he's collecting bribe from few of them so he cant scream at them.... coach that his scared to scold players... I trust SiaSia Mikel would never be on his list... Keshi is just an Arrogant bastard and peacock.... make SE dey thank God say surulere stadium don spoil if to say Na surulere stadium I trust my lagosian people dem go beat keshi join all of em... lagosians r very passionate when it comes to football and dey expect the best.... Keshi must Go
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Tiwa Savage: Who Is Hotter & Classier? by cotzywitzy(m): 4:02pm On Oct 12, 2014
Jenny is way above Tiwa, jenny is classier, talented, beautiful, sexy and charming... Tiwa no even fit if jenny dey talk
Music/RadioRe: I Wrote A Song For Rihanna – Wizkid by cotzywitzy(m): 10:40am On Oct 11, 2014
likes of M.I wey their English Behind self never write song for international act talk less of this wizbaby ... he's a good musician but when it cones to songwriting am sorry he's wack....
CelebritiesRe: Obba Babatunde: US-Based Celebrity by cotzywitzy(m): 8:36am On Oct 08, 2014
dafman:
When a Nigerian outside the shores of this country does not in anyway contribute anything to Nigeria, then it's of no use being proud of such a person. Neither is the person patriotic just because he's a star in the U.S or U.K. I for one don't care about Sade, Seal or Nigerians like them who have not done anything for their people.

Angelina Jolie,a white woman has done more for africa than so called africans, she contributes one-third of her income to charitable causes in africa and other parts of the developing world. Kanu is doing something great by touching the lives of kids with heart defects in Nigeria.

If you've made a success of yourself outside the shores of this country you should not act like the so-called rich class in naija who hoard their wealth for themselves and their families alone, try and emulate the philantropic culture of the west. Only recently warren buffet donated 37billion dollars out of his total wealth of 44 billion dollars to Bill Gates charity. How many rich Nigerians have donated even 1% of their wealth to anything other than chieftaincy titles and vain glory.
True talk... you no go get Memory loss....
CultureRe: Best Thing A Friend Has Ever Done For You. by cotzywitzy(m): 9:06am On Oct 02, 2014
I cant count though but one of the best is Paying for me to get S.A visa ....
CultureRe: Best Thing A Friend Has Ever Done For You. by cotzywitzy(m): 9:05am On Oct 02, 2014
I can count though but one of the best is Paying for me to get S.A visa ....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (5 - 3) On 21st September 2014 by cotzywitzy(m): 3:09pm On Sep 22, 2014
honeric01: I can authoritatively say that match fixing is live and running in the Epl.


just watch the games and the officiating for clues.

Is this the best ref Epl can produce?

2 out of the home side's goals are nothing but rubbish goals
Brodaly u no go die young.... imagine ref oooo... I told someone say this na correct match fixing people don bet... dem no wan loose
TV/MoviesRe: 19 Movie Continuity Mistakes(photos) by cotzywitzy(m): 2:23pm On Sep 16, 2014
sexzskil: All these stuffs you labelled ''mistakes'' are just nothing at all compared to the greatness of the movies as a whole.


THE WHITES ARE PERFECT!

THE AMERICANS ARE FAR ABOVE EVERY NATIONS ON EARTH!


HOLLYWOOD IS MORE BIGGER THAN GOD!



MAY HOLLYWOOD RULES AND CONTROL MANKIND FOREVER(AMEN)!
Mr you better watch what you write so Gods wrath won't come on you. . Hollywood is more bigger than God..blasphemy.... you better ask for forgiveness...
FoodRe: Goat Meat - Are You Among The Very Many That Hate It by cotzywitzy(m):
[quote author=cegxie]Goat meat especially Isi Ewu (goat head) is my delight anytime and any day.. The smell of it on stew is also mouth watering not to talk of the pepper soup. But like they say different strokes for different folks or better still one mans meat is another mans poison... I guess some people cannot stand it too as much I ✽̤̥̈̊·̵̶̭̥̌-̶̯͡ÉNJOƔ:*✽̤̥̈̊·̵̶̭̥̌-̶̯. It.. So I respect their tastes and preferences

Rabbit and Goat meat...
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins Seeks Nigeria Recall by cotzywitzy(m): 4:26am On Sep 16, 2014
Adayo11: we dont want ppl wit port bellies on d pitch
Una no know wetin u dey talk...If Mikel Obi who is playing like hes been forced to play can be in SE team why wont Martins who is far better than him should not be included in the team... Martins and Emenike would be a good duo...
FoodRe: List Of The Most Expensive Fruits In The World by cotzywitzy(m): 10:16pm On Sep 15, 2014
initialize: It's Loiusiana

I'm wondering who's going to buy such fruit in that location...

So much for balance diet
looking at the Strawberry I don't think it's the berry they are trying to sell.. I bet its the diamond on it.. so its just a hype...
TravelRe: Nigeria E-passport New Prices Start Today. by cotzywitzy(m): 12:55pm On Sep 14, 2014
Btruth: I think there are 2 ways to do it. It's either the passport office will stamped an OBSERVATION on one of the pages of your passport to whom it's concern, telling them that there's a change on your DOB or other mistakes on your passport or, you might need to do re-issue all together. For the observation, I've had that once on my passport concerning my DOB too.
@Btruth ... God bless you... so I can go to any passport office to make this complain? and talking about the re-issue please can you explain more please... so sorry for the questions am very inquisitive... thanks again.. God bless you
SportsRe: Lionel Messi V Christiano Ronaldo by cotzywitzy(m): 12:47pm On Sep 14, 2014
Iamzuna: Now Mr. I never saw a game in La Liga where Madrid has depended solely on Ronaldo but instead Ronaldo needs his team mates to always step up their game for him to shine. Madrid has a compact team and play always catch their opponents on the break with their fast wing players (not with Ronaldo alone) or tell me where you have ever seen Ronaldo take the ball from deep in his own half and then beat all defenders to score a solo goal (at least Bale did that in Copa Del Rey). But in Barca, if Messi does not play well then the whole team is in trouble unless a miracle happens and someone steps up (i call it a miracle because it happens just a few times).

Ibramovic knows and everyone knows that Ronaldo is a great player (I also know that). The same Ibrahimovic who is not a fan of Messi has said several times that Messi is something else (If you understand what i mean).

Now talking about Portugal, Ronaldo has not even achieved half of what Figo achieved with his own team as a leader. I am not trying to discredit Ronaldo but the earlier you realize that Portugal is not a small or average team in Europe then you will understand that Portugal playing in the play-offs and coming second to Russia in their group is more like an insult. Germany, Netherlands, Spain and some other top European countries had qualified with games to spare and some others like England still qualified from their difficult group but where was Ronaldo when Russia was topping their group, where was he when Messi and Argentina qualified with games to spare. Instead he scored 4 in a play-off match and all of a sudden that is a record no one can match. Their play off game is no different to that of Uruguay vs NZ so you had better stopped seeing that play-off game as an achievement because if Agentina were to play a play-off game, it would be termed an insult to Messi.
Agreed with u on some points but can you compare the Portuguese team with the Argentina team... Argentina can fair without messi if likes or Teves r still there.... but Portuguese current team is no better than Nigerian team.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi V Christiano Ronaldo by cotzywitzy(m): 12:45pm On Sep 14, 2014
Iamzuna: So even when Aguero and Diego Costa thats not up to Messi's level is tearing your Epl apart you still want Messi to come to your Epl right? Even Fabregas will soon be the king of Assist in your Epl history. lol.. grin grin grin
@iamzuna, Aguero was in top flight for how many season? don't worry season just start.. Diego abi Na paloma won't be seen any longer...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid (1 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by cotzywitzy(m): 8:58am On Sep 14, 2014
coded01: Spain - Liga BBVA - Table

Total Home Away


# Team Name P W D L F A GD Pts
1 Barcelona 3 3 0 0 6 0 6 9 cheesy cheesy cheesy
2 Valencia 2 1 1 0 4 1 3 4
3 Celta Vigo 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 4
4 Granada 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 4
4 Sevilla 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 4
6 Atletico Madrid 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 4
live 7 Malaga 3 1 1 1 1 3 -2 4
8 Real Sociedad 2 1 0 1 4 3 1 3
9 Villarreal 2 1 0 1 2 1 1 3
10 Real Madrid 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3 grin grin grin
Wetin dey make you happy? Shey league Don end? mtcheew
SportsRe: Lionel Messi V Christiano Ronaldo by cotzywitzy(m): 2:11pm On Sep 13, 2014
Iamzuna: U dae solve maths o.. Lol. I am not disputing the fact that Ronaldo is not equally as good as messi but its just that Messi has an edge in the sense that he can single handedly change a game by himself and when he does not play well, his teams struggle. Messi does not need an assist to change a game (like in World Cup). Believe me if messi plays 4 Madrid then he wud score a lot more than he is scoring now at Barca. But as good Ronaldo is, he does not play well in some games and Madrid wud win convincingly and he might even tap in a goal on a day he plays poorly but on his day he is unstoppable bt most times cannot win games on his own (World Cup). If you can remember what Pep Guardiola said (that it was not him that did the most to win the trophies he won at Barca but it was Messi that won him trophies) then you should understand that no coach would say that when he has a whole team to praise.

That said, i wud add that we are blessed to watch the greatest football rivalry ever. Both players to me are the best ever.
Mr its like you didn't watch most of la liga games when Madrid needs to win they depend on Ronaldo and have you forgotten how Portugal got to Brazil world cup.. Ronaldo single handedly brought them to the world cup I think you need to watch it... Ibrahimovic testified that ronaldo is a great player. shikena
SportsRe: Lionel Messi V Christiano Ronaldo by cotzywitzy(m): 1:45pm On Sep 13, 2014
naturalwaves: You know you so funny. You stylishly turned what was a plus to C.Ronaldo into a negative thing. When it comes into club football, there is nothing like loyalty and that is why contracts are usually signed with certain conditions and if the conditions are met, the player could either leave or decide to stay further if the club wants him to. Players make their decisions based on several reasons. Ronaldo's mum had always wanted him to play at Madrid even when he was a kid.Moreover, Ronaldo is an explorer, he likes challenges and has proved his worth severally at different clubs while your Messi is afraid of the unknown and just wanna stay in his comfort zone all the time. Ronaldo wins!
Some people be mumu.. do you really know what loyalty means... when talking about loyalty its not about staying with a particular club, tell me Mikel staying at Chelsea is loyalty the fool is scared of leaving cause of one his wages and knows he would never matter in any other team... Ronaldo proved to the world that he can conquer any league he finds himself... Messi should try that before we can give him accolades... I see messi as someone that would never leave his comfort zone not now that he's got no more tricks in his bag... #TeamCR7

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