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CrimeRe: Unknown Gunmen Behead Man In Anambra With Warning Note 'No Election' (Graphic) by cotzywitzy(m): 1:08am On Sep 30, 2021
This is a strategy by the government to declare state of emergency in the east. The north want to remain in power come 2023.




Depressed101:
you think the igbos would do this to themselves? Those who are doing this know themselves and why they are doing this... I don't think the igbos can have a beef so big to kill themselves.. Never.. We do not engage in senseless killing... Just take a look at theatrics these murderers are displaying wft is "return of the unknown gunmen"
SportsRe: Ballon D’or 2021: Two Winners To Be Announced This Year by cotzywitzy(m): 3:01pm On Sep 27, 2021
You can obviously see they do everything just to favour the midget. why hold two at a time?


Kingcalls:
Stop dreaming...thats little fraud has been exposed ... winning it no b fir mouth, but by action... Lewandowski has more goals , more individual trophies, highest goal scorer last season , highest goal scorer in the year 2021 ... carry ur midget go pack , he doesn't even deserve to be on the podium ... Lewandowski, Jorginho, kante/ de bruyne .... tomorrow, de bruyne go still school am for in backyard

He dint even win la liga player of the year, dint make champions league team of the year , was trashed in round of 16 in the CL and finished 3rd in la liga ....

U now think he deserves it because of dead copa that has Brazil or Argentina appearing in every final ....or u think say Euros and copa na mate??... tournament that has even female world cup rated higher than it ...
HealthRe: David Gbodi Odaibo Dies In His Sleep After His Work Won $125M US Contract by cotzywitzy(m): 2:03pm On Sep 15, 2021
Hmmm CIA/FBI
Car TalkRe: What Is The Highest Car Odometer Reading You Have Seen? by cotzywitzy(m): 2:28pm On Sep 12, 2021
She’s American her name is Farrah Haines, she deliver auto parts. She reached 1M in 5years.
Ayemileto:
1 Milllion.

I read it here on Nairaland. The woman is a South Korean, and she drives an Hyundai car which she uses to run delivery.

When the car reached 999,999 it stopped because it can read 7 digits.

Eventually, Hyundai made a Gold plated sign denoting 1M, and placed it in front of the normal odometer reading for her.

It's an interesting story if you can find it. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban Flies US Black Hawk Helicopter Over A Victory Parade by cotzywitzy(m): 1:24pm On Sep 02, 2021
daddytime:
I thought they were disabled. grin
Make them dey deceive themselves. They indirectly sold those things to the Taliban but they don’t want the world to see it like that.
EducationRe: 1k Premium EBOOKS by cotzywitzy(m): 10:45am On Aug 19, 2021
Please check your DM
SportsRe: Caption This Picture From Euro 2020 Final by cotzywitzy(m): 2:20am On Jul 12, 2021
Wan-Bissaka
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Long Snake I Killed Today....... by cotzywitzy(m): 9:38pm On Jul 06, 2021
That's a Cobra mate.
CelebritiesRe: Emoney & Kcee Storm Anambra In Grand Style With Long Convoy & Outriders: Video by cotzywitzy(m): 3:09pm On Dec 29, 2020
Ezego do pass this one.
ComputersRe: Hp Probook 640 G1 Core I5 (us Used) by cotzywitzy(m): 10:24am On Dec 11, 2020
I have this exact laptop but I need to get the battery any idea price of the batteryhuh
AutosRegistered 2006 Toyota Corolla 1.4m Negotiable by cotzywitzy(op): 9:59am On Nov 16, 2020
A year used 2006 Toyota corolla going for 1.4m (negotiable)

Call: 09090438625

TV/MoviesRe: Khalifa Vanithel: Big Brother Cameroon Winner And Her Prize (Photos) by cotzywitzy(m): 9:04pm On Oct 08, 2020
luv2rolly:
Congratulations to her! But if you convert that money in naira na about N10,500.
Meanwhile the stage arrangements looks like Street party auditions.
You just foolish. Just open mouth wa next time check your exchange rate. That money is close to 7 million naira
CrimeRe: Akwa Ibom Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife Over Infidelity (Graphic) by cotzywitzy(m): 6:20pm On Sep 29, 2020
Righteousness89:
Devil is a Bastard!!

If you are Spirtually Inclined you will agree with me that the Atmosphere of the Earth is Heavily Polluted.

It is way beyond what the Carnal and ordinary eyes can see or Comprehend.

There are Forces released to possess humans and make them Perform Wickedness..

The Battle for the soul of Humans is so Fierce.

I Admonish all and Sundry to take time to Conciously Surrender to God and Have a Genuie relationship with Jesus Christ..

We need to be Constantly feeding From God and His Word to Scale these Terrible times..

We need to be Prayerful! Prayers laced with Holiness and Righteousness is very vital!

May God Almighty Help us not to be Instruments or Casualties of Wickedness in Jesus Name..
I pray God strengthen you in this journey and I pray devil won’t derail you from your ministry. God bless you. Keep pushing
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West 'walks On Water' As He Makes Entrance To Sunday Service by cotzywitzy(m): 5:42pm On Sep 07, 2020
Kobicove:
Just what exactly is this stunt supposed to achieve? undecided
As usual he's doing his masters bidding just to let people know if Jesus can walk on water nothing is special about it.
AutosRe: 2006 Toks Toyota Corolla for Sale... by cotzywitzy(m): 9:04pm On Sep 04, 2020
Trustme2:
Consider importing yourself Sir. You could save the profit that would go to the seller
That price is outrageous. 2006 corolla for 2.3 and you said negotiable like if he said he would pay 1.750 or 1.8 you will agree. Be considerate abeg
CrimeRe: Woman Defrauds Victims Of N179m, Uses N139m For Sport Betting, N1m To Pay Tithe by cotzywitzy(m): 8:49pm On Jul 21, 2020
What kinda useless news is this, she used 139million to play sport betting?
TravelRe: Ilashe Beach - One Of The Most Luxurious Beaches In Nigeria by cotzywitzy(m): 8:08pm On Jul 21, 2020
Op try and visit Inagbe Grand Resorts & Leisure
This ilashe ain't it at all
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Presents Staff Of Office To New Oniru Abdul-Wasiu Omognbolahan Lawal by cotzywitzy(m): 4:31pm On Jun 08, 2020
2mch:
There’s no heir in Yoruba royalty. It is rotated amongst the descendants of the first children of the first Oba.
Oh Really
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Presents Staff Of Office To New Oniru Abdul-Wasiu Omognbolahan Lawal by cotzywitzy(m): 8:05pm On Jun 07, 2020
Tinubu had to tell the rightful heir to the throne to step down for his own man. Money and Power
FamilyRe: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by cotzywitzy(m): 8:28pm On Jun 02, 2020
Jokerman:
1. Swallowing water melons seeds will cause trees to grow in my belly

2. When I lose a milk teeth, I have to pray so that lizard doesn't eat it when I tie it on a sheet of paper and throw it on the roof

3. When I stomp on the ground, I'm matching the devil grin; although some still stone the devil though grin

4. TV is the devil's box grin
Deeperlife Member �
CelebritiesRe: Davido Displays Beautiful Interiors Of His House: New Banana Island Mansion by cotzywitzy(m): 1:16pm On Jun 01, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Nothing special about the mansion. He should focus on better things. So what should the likes of Drake now do with their own mansion if this one no wan allow us hear word. You will see better interiors than this in mansions at lekki , maitama, ikoyi and asokoro.

Also, there's no proof his mansion costs 350M as he's claiming. Don't be deceived by their fake lives and what they tell you on social media. Davido can't cough out 350M easily like that without bleeding his bank account.
Sorry Who vex you
PhonesRe: Huawei Y7p Unboxing And Review by cotzywitzy(m): 9:07pm On May 28, 2020
goaldynboy:
How much?

I'm waiting for a phone with inbuilt cinema projector .....

.....So I can put white cloth on the wall and watch movies with it


Wake me when any phone company does that!!!!
The Samsung Galaxy Beam

The Blackview Max 1
CrimeRe: Obinwanne "InvictusObi" Okeke To Plead Guilty To Wire And Computer Fraud by cotzywitzy(m): 12:36pm On May 25, 2020
festacman:
Plea bargaining deal means that some names will be mentioned and identities revealed in addition to lesser jail time.

Invictus Obi's greed put him in this hole. Dude stole some good money but couldn't just stop until he is unmasked and nabbed.

I want to prophesy that Invictus Obi will become born-again and preacher in jail and then come back to Nigeria as 'pastor' to continue what he knows best at another level. grin
He played himself. They used the Forbes shit as bait.
FamilyRe: Are Best Friends Worth It? Mine Abandoned Me In The Streets Of A Foreign Country by cotzywitzy(m): 1:41am On May 19, 2020
slyfox35:
Thanks for this,my thoughts exactly, but I do not know how to tell him to back off,should I remind of him of what he did?
Bro no need telling him what he did. You have forgiven him but don’t let that guy come into your space ever again. Whatever you can do to help him do it but don’t let that guy come close.
TravelRe: Pictures From Owerri Bicycle Street Ride (photo) by cotzywitzy(m): 3:00pm On May 18, 2020
What a beautiful city.
RomanceRe: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by cotzywitzy(m): 5:15am On May 18, 2020
funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.
I pray she stabs you to death soon. Look at this baboon. Someone yelled at your mother and still doesn’t feel remorseful when she’s wrong. Be like say bomb dey your head guy.
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by cotzywitzy(m): 6:06pm On May 17, 2020
I have a Lenovo K5 Play 32GB internal memory, 3gb Ram. I want to swap for Google Pixel 3
FamilyRe: What Secret Is My Husband Hiding? by cotzywitzy(m): 3:56pm On May 16, 2020
Simple truth is your husband is a fraudster
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Rocks Face Mask In New Pictures by cotzywitzy(m): 3:28pm On May 16, 2020
Onyi22:
Pls who is he and what does he do for a living?
Tinubu’s assassin
CrimeRe: Stephen Akinkunmi, Ogboni Leader Killed In Ondo by cotzywitzy(m): 5:55pm On May 15, 2020
bluefilm:
Haba!!!

Those gun men don buy market o!

They better go an' start confessin' now o!
I swear dem go invoke the man spirit to haunt them till dey confess
SportsRe: Oguchi Onyewu Celebrates His 38th Birthday Today by cotzywitzy(m): 12:16pm On May 13, 2020
The slayer of Ibrahimovic.
RomanceRe: Is Business Card Still Important? 8 Reasons They Are. by cotzywitzy(m): 9:48pm On May 08, 2020
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