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TravelRe: Nigeria E-passport New Prices Start Today. by cotzywitzy(m): 10:43am On Sep 13, 2014
Btruth: You might need to visit any of our passport office to make a complain about this. Usually, when your passport is been processed, you will be asked to confirm the information's on your data page before it is finally submitted for production. I guess you never really take note of the information's before giving your approval. sad
@Btruth ... My issue is the same as that guys issue only that I need to change NY DoB but I have an expired S.A visa on it already.. is it possible?
TravelRe: General Australian Visa Enquiries by cotzywitzy(m): 10:18pm On Aug 22, 2014
I need to know if my uncle in which we bear the same surname in Australia can send an invitation card? cause I check the Australian immigration site and all I could see was that they now request blood sample of relations in order to proof if the person is related to the person he wants to bring in... cos my uncle wants to claim am his Son...... pls I need urgent reply.
PhonesRe: Nigerians Are Giving Up On Android, Want Their Blackberry Back by cotzywitzy(m): 12:00pm On Aug 22, 2014
DJDOLA: Blackberry still remain d best....android users can only pretend but in there mind they no that they are missing
Barack Obama can’t have
an iPhone 'for security
reasons'
The first US president to use email is banned
from having an iPhone - forced instead to use
a Blackberry limited to 10 people

www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/dec/05/barack-obama-cant-have-an-iphone-security-blackberry
PhonesRe: Nigerians Are Giving Up On Android, Want Their Blackberry Back by cotzywitzy(m): 11:57am On Aug 22, 2014
baseg25: That android sub 2 much jawe.. Although am the op ,buh still support of bb.. Even obama use Bb.
President Obama considers
ditching his BlackBerry for
a Samsung or LG
www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/21/obama-considers-ditching-backberry-smartphone-samsung-lg
Music/RadioRe: 9ice Signs New Record Label Deal, Fights To Rekindle Career by cotzywitzy(m): 10:04am On Jul 21, 2014
@Yoji.... Guy u r the bomb... u sabi person.. I imagine why some people would think 9ice is off the chart BGV was one of his best selling Album...And about Diesel Music its true he signed a Marketing deal with them and not a recording Deal....
CultureRe: The Tom And Jerry Relationship Between The Igbos And Yorubas. by cotzywitzy(m): 9:52am On Jul 15, 2014
Yoruba and Igbo still remain the best tribe in this nation.... dem sabi each oda wella. igbo kwenu.. Yoruba Gbayii
SportsRe: Open Letter To Critics Of Yaya Toure's CAF African Footballer Of 2013 Award by cotzywitzy(m): 4:20pm On Jan 10, 2014
Your head dey there... Mikel is no match for Yaya ..if not for Song who left EPL with that great form ... mikel would have no.chance at all...
Foreign AffairsThai Girl ... Half Human, Half Snake by cotzywitzy(op): 2:51pm On Jan 10, 2014
A young girl in Thailand is said to be attracting thousands of tourists to her family’s home after she was born with half of her body like that of a snake’s.

8-year old-Mai Li Fay, from Bangkok, is suffering from a condition called ‘Serpentosis Malianorcis’ or ‘Jing Jing’s disease’, which, according to Dr. Ping Lao, a Thai expert, causes her to have a lower body similar to a reptile’s.

The girl’s family is said to be regularly besieged by religious tourists, mostly Buddhists and Hindu pilgrims, who believe that touching her will bring them good fortune.

Foreign AffairsRe: British Prime Minister Drops Daughter Off At School (photo) by cotzywitzy(m): 6:59pm On Jan 09, 2014
Nigerian leaders got skeleton in their closet so they are not bold enough to do that
SportsRe: Best Country For Football Trials?? Anyone? by cotzywitzy(m): 2:59pm On Jan 08, 2014
United States
Norway
Finland
PhonesRe: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by cotzywitzy(m): 2:00pm On Jan 06, 2014
This will show you how to get 4GB of data for
just 1500 Naira on Airtel Nigeria for 2 months,
Note again, it is not unlimited but 4GB and
works well on Computer PC, iPhone, iPad,
Android, Nokia and pretty much every internet
devices.
Steps:
1. Load 1500 Naira Airtel credit
2. Now dial *440*161#
(If it tells you that you are not eligible or
the code didnt work then your SIM will
not work for this you can dial *440*16#
and you will be given 2GB instead for
N1500 )
Yes! That’s all, you now have 4GB To check your
data balance , dial *141*712*0#
NOTE:
The plan might not work yet on your device, so
load an extra N100 naira airtel credit then
activate 10MB plan by dialing *141*11*1#.
It works well with airtel’s default internet
settings:
APN: internet.ng.airtel.com
username: internet
password: internet

And also if you want 80MB for 100naira simply follow this step... load 100naira and send bbud to 440.

Enjoy
CultureRe: Who Are The Most Tribalistic In Nigeria? by cotzywitzy(m): 4:51pm On Jan 01, 2014
Igbos and Yoruba
PhonesRe: Etisalat Unlimited Blackberrybisnow Cost #1000 by cotzywitzy(m): 11:56am On Dec 31, 2013
donjos... ur brain shallow ooo... why u dey copy and paste something wey person domain post omo Nairaland before... u con dey make ur own fonts bold.. abi u and AUZTYNO smoke gum.. who dey copy who...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pls Help I Need To Get In Touch With This Handsome Dude... Isnt He Cute by cotzywitzy(m): 11:19am On Dec 31, 2013
embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Fans Take A Swipe On Eldee As He Supports Gay Right! by cotzywitzy(m): 1:26pm On Dec 30, 2013
Eldee is just another fool... u dey expect make the virgin CEO endorse u abi ... mumu.
Christianity EtcRe: “there Is No Hell Fire; Adam & Eve Not Real” - Pope Francis by cotzywitzy(m): 12:45pm On Dec 30, 2013
Pope the Anti-Christ... End time things ..Illuminati puppet.
Christianity EtcRe: “there Is No Hell Fire; Adam & Eve Not Real” - Pope Francis by cotzywitzy(m): 12:45pm On Dec 30, 2013
Pope the Anti-Christ... End time things ..
PoliticsRe: Recovered Flying Object In Ibadan Is A Toy - Police, SSS by cotzywitzy(m): 11:46am On Dec 30, 2013
Nigerians why u dey fall my hand....that battery can't even get that toy you call drone from Lagos to ondo talkless of USA to Nigeria abegi person wey get toy con carry ur toy joor... u will see that thing on China online store
Technology MarketRe: SOLD OUT. by cotzywitzy(m): 1:03pm On Dec 25, 2013
davidoisamoje: HTC one for sale in good condition call if you need it 08064450512
can you send me more pic to my mail... and what's the OS... cotzywitzy@gmail.com
LiteratureRe: The Adventure Of Corper John by cotzywitzy(m): 6:30pm On Dec 23, 2013
felnino: Nelson made a call to the palace, he told them that the culprit had been apprehended and that they were free to go where they want to, Chinelo, still weeping, went with her parents back to their home, the only thing she had gained was a new wrapper and some of the royal beeds, she was back to square one, right from where she started………………………………… John and Joy sat in the sitting room of Nelson’s house, playing with each other, John looked at his father who was now dressed in a decent cloth, John sensing what his father was thinking said Dad this is Joy, my fiancée, Joy’s and Peter’s eyebrows were raised, Joy was surprised, they had never talked about getting engaged, talk less of marriage, and there he was introducing her as his fiancée, he didn’t even say girlfriend, Peter was also surprised, his son had just finished his youth service, he hasn’t even gotten a job and he already has a fiancée?! Well, what could he do about it? John was already an adult, at his age he was already engaged with John’s mum, he wondered why John decided to study law like his mother, Peter felt bad at the thought of John’s mum, he knew he had treated her badly and he wish he knew where she was so that he could just apologize to her, he was fed up with Kemi, she is rude, saucy and to worsen her case she is a bad cook, John stood up and pulled Joy with him, he took her to the balcony of Nelson’s house, he knelt down in front of Joy and brought out the golden pearl, Joy parker, will you marry me? John asked, Joy didn’t know what to say, the man she loved proposed to her with a pearl instead of a ring, it was awkward, when she made up her mind she said yes John, yes!
Kemi was driving, her daughter Lisa was with her, she was taking her to LC’s, one of the best night clubs in Lagos, Kemi looked at Lisa who was excited, she sighed, if Peter finds out that Lisa is not his daughter he would kill her, but she will kill him first, she looked at her watch, it was 9pm, Lisa looked at her mum, right now her mum was the best mum in the world, none of her friends mum ever take them clubbing, instead they tell them not to ever go out at night, suddenly her mother lost control of the steering and their car smashed into pole and tumbled, Lisa struggled to get out of the car after it came to a stop, the car was upside down, she pushed the car’s door open and crawled out to the other side where her mum was, Mum! Mum! Are you alright? Lisa asked but she got no reply, she managed to pull the door open, lo and behold, a splinter of glass had cut her mother’s throat, blood was gushing from her throat like a tap, noooo! Lisa shouted, she quickly stood up and ran to get help, she continued running in exactly no direction, she saw a group of men standing and ran towards them, when she got to their place, it smelled of cigarette smoke, please help me, my mother is bleeding to death, the men, seven in number, who didn’t even understand what she said were aroused to see such a beautiful girl dressed in skimpy clothes in their zone at that time of the night, you no dey fear? one of then asked, Sniper, JJ carry this girl go base, their boss said, they didn’t even say a word, they carried her like a cotton wool and took her into an uncompleted building, she tried to scream but they held her mouth, they entered the building, pulled off her skimpy cloth and tied her to a table, Lisa was scared, were they going to rape her? She asked herself, please don’t rape me, she pleaded, but her pleas fell on deaf ears as the master of the hoodlums took her virginity, she felt a pain she had never experienced as her raped her, when he was done, a second person took her, when he was also done, another man came, no not another one she said, the hard looking man gave her a back hand slap across her cheek, you dey craze, he said, na me you dey call ‘another one’? I be your papa mate? He asked with authority, he entered her and raped her mercilessly, the last thing Lisa saw before she fainted was another man trying to get between her legs……………………………………………………………..
Nelson was in his office in the morning, Peter, John and Joy were on their way to Lagos in the police van, he took the news paper on his table and read it, he was shocked when he saw one of the headlines, one man identified as Doherty Anthony Lemeta was found hanged in his residence in Lagos, Nelson sighed, Chief Dotmann had committed suicide, well it made his Job easier, no need for them chasing a dead man, the lady who was responsible for the King’s death would be charged to court immediately, he sipped his coffee, he was having his best morning of the year, he had caught the kidnappers who were threatening his job, his friend and his son were safe and on his way to Lagos, what else could he ask for?...................................
The police van carrying Peter, John and Joy came to stop in front of a big mansion where Joy resides, Joy had called her lawyer to meet her in the house, she had to sign the papers to inherit her parents property, her lawyer sat in front of the house wearing a white shirt and black skirt, John down from the back of the van and walked with Joy into her compound, now he knew where she lived, he saw a woman waiting in front of Joy’s mansion, they reached where the woman was, meet my lawyer Mrs Adebayo, Joy said, John looked at the woman, he had seen her before in the photo’s at home, Mum?! John said, she recognized him even though it had been 22 years, John?! The woman said, John went to hug his mother, he had hoped to see her, Joy immediately got the memo, her lawyer was John’s Mum, John had told her about his mother, Peter got down from the car to see what was going on, he saw his wife Mary, his heart sank and he was ashamed, he slowly walked towards where Mary was with his head hung in shame, he looked at Mary and started to talk Mary said shh! And she went to hug her husband………………………………………….
Peter and John reached home, as they entered their home phone rang Peter went to pick it, the expression on his face was sad when he dropped the phone, he told John that Kemi had died in a car accident the previous night, John felt sorry for her even though she was always mean to him, the phone rang again, Peter picked it up and showed a sad worried face again he dropped the phone, Lisa was found beside the road yesterday, she is in the hospital now, Peter said, Peter took the car keys to his Toyota Corolla and went outside, he entered the car and John joined him, they drove to the hospital, on getting to the hospital the doctor told Peter that Lisa had lost a lot of blood and needed blood, Peter offered to donate blood as he and Kemi were in the same blood group so Lisa should also be, the doctor suggested they do a test before anything else, when the results came out Lisa’s blood group was different from Peter’s, he wondered how that was possible, John immediately interfered, he offered to donate blood as he belonged to blood group ‘O’ , which he definitely inherited from his mother, they tested him and he was in O group, they collected blood from him and transferred it to Lisa, Peter was still surprised, how was it possible? He asked the doctor to do a DNA test on Lisa, the test was carried out and they discovered that his DNA and Lisa’s did not match, Peter felt betrayed, he didn’t even feel pity for Kemi again, she had done a really bad thing…………………..
Few days later John went to Joy’s house, he knelt in front of her and said ‘for the second time, Joy parker, would you marry me?’ he brought out a gold ring from his pocket, for the second time, yes! Joy answered, they kissed each other as John inserted the ring which was molded from the gold pearl into Joy’s finger, he carried her into a bedroom in her mansion, he kissed her on the neck, and he entered her and they made love for an hour, they had finally made love after all these while of wanting themselves, it was the first of many to come………………………………………………………. John went home and saw his mother seated in the sitting room, he greeted her, so you are coming back to us? He asked, yes, she said, John went into Lisa’s room, she was asleep, her father had decided to still take her as his daughter, she had nowhere to go, he closed the door and went to meet his father in the balcony, Nelson told me you had quite an adventure in Enugu, can you gist me? Peter asked, you wont believe if I told you John answered, John brought out his phone to browse and check where he posted to study law in a law school, not again, he said when he saw where he was posted to, he was posted to Enugu…………………….THE END…………………………………………………
Nice one bro...
LiteratureRe: The Adventure Of Corper John by cotzywitzy(m): 6:31pm On Dec 17, 2013
I use God beg u... update! Update!! U r a gem ... cool story
HealthRe: Black Neck by cotzywitzy(m): 11:24pm On Dec 14, 2013
bluesaint: Please Healthy Nairalanders, my girlfriend's neck is a bit darker than her whole body complexion. She bothers so much about it and I wish to help her find a solution to it. I'll appreciate any dermatological advice from you guys that will be effective. I appreciate.
just JIK it...Lmao grin
bluesaint: Please Healthy Nairalanders, my girlfriend's neck is a bit darker than her whole body complexion. She bothers so much about it and I wish to help her find a solution to it. I'll appreciate any dermatological advice from you guys that will be effective. I appreciate.
just JIK it...Lmao
Jokes EtcRe: How Can I Kill God? by cotzywitzy(m): 11:15pm On Dec 14, 2013
plaetton: Save your energy.
Gods seem to die of natural death.
The streets of history are littered with corpses of dead gods.

Remember Zeus, Apollo, Venus, Amen Ra, Jesus, Baal, Yahweh?
These gods are long dead and buried, though for Jesus and Yahweh, their memory still linger a bit( thought slowly fading).

Each time we know a little more about the universe, a piece of god dies.

So, my friend, be a little patient, the few gods that left are living on borrowed time.
plaetton.. I pity u ... u better ask for forgiveness cause u r saying blasphemy unto your Creator...
PhonesRe: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by cotzywitzy(m): 5:51pm On Dec 08, 2013
alexx187: waiting for the codes bro pls
100 bbud to 440 80MB
CelebritiesRe: People Keep Calling Me Handsome Guy. Am I Really Handsome? by cotzywitzy(m): 8:05am On Nov 12, 2013
categorically I would say you be heavy state Mugu ... You no mature at all... go ask your ancestors wey be Aboki to.tell you if you're really handsome...
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coals Plan Failed by cotzywitzy(m): 7:56am On Nov 12, 2013
publicity stunt
AutosRe: 8months Registered 2010 Honda Crosstour EX-L AWD + Navigation And Reverse Camera by cotzywitzy(m): 1:38am On Nov 06, 2013
[quote author=Auto-Ben]Registered 2010 Honda Crosstour (8Months Used)

Make: Honda
Model: Crossstour -
4wd
EX-L with Navigation
Drive train: 4wd Automatic transmission
Engine Capacity: 3.5 litre V6
Colour: Grey
Mileage: 461000
Interior: Black leather seats
Key Features: On-board Navigation System, Rear View Camera, Hands free Bluetooth device
Other features: Sunroof, keyless entry, Electronic front seats with memory, day running lights
Wheel base: 18 inches


More Pictures available. First Body, not painted and no paint required

Interested buyers alone

Contact details:
Email: scott_emmanuel@yahoo.com
Phone Numbers: 08186833634, 08060897050
BB Pin: 288B197F[/quote]PRICE?
Technology MarketRe: For Sale: Visafone Modem Bundle Plans & Renewal Plans by cotzywitzy(m): 1:29am On Nov 06, 2013
nazzyon: FOR SALE

1: Modem + 1GB Data = N5,500 Internet Bundle Valid for 1 month

2: Modem + 2GB Data = N6,500 Internet Bundle Valid for 1 month

3: Modem + 2GB Data = N7,000 Internet Bundle Valid for 1 month

4: Modem + 3GB Data = N9,000 Internet Bundle Valid for 2 months

5: Modem + 18GB Data = N38,000 Internet Bundle Valid for 6 months

6: Modem + 36GB Data = N70,299 Internet bundle valid for 12 months

Free Data comes with each modem bought e.g N5,500 modem comes with 1GB Data free

Note: We deliver at your door step at your request.

Call 07042653649 for Modems


RENEWAL PLANS

Data Volume Cost Validity Bonus
Daily 150MB N450 1 Day -


Weekly 100MB N500 1 Week -


Monthly 200MB N1,000 30 Days -


Monthly 2GB N5,000 30 Days -


Xpress[
Mon - Thurs( 3G[/b]B N4,500 30 Days [b] -
8pm – 7am)&
Fri 8pm–Mon 7am)


Day Surfer 3GB N5,000 30 Days -
8am – 9pm)


Monthly 3GB N 6,000 30 Days 921.6MB


Monthly 5GB N7,500 30 Days 1.5GB


Monthly 10G N10,000 30 Days 3GB


Monthly 15GB N13,000 30 Days 4.5GB


Monthly 20GB N16,000 30 Days 6GB


King Size Unlimited N37,000 30 Days Unlimited


6 Months 21GB N36,000 210 Days + 1 Month Free



12Months 42GB N66,500 420 Days + 2 Months Free

Call 07042653649, Whatsapp

Or ask questions here

You don't need to go to any Visafone outlet to get your Plan renewed.
This plan Monthly 10G N10,000 30 Days 3GB, is it 24/7 and also can it be subscribed on the modem....
Technology MarketRe: For Sale: Visafone Modem Bundle Plans & Renewal Plans by cotzywitzy(m): 1:27am On Nov 06, 2013
FOR SALE

1: Modem + 1GB Data = N5,500 Internet Bundle Valid for 1 month

2: Modem + 2GB Data = N6,500 Internet Bundle Valid for 1 month

3: Modem + 2GB Data = N7,000 Internet Bundle Valid for 1 month

4: Modem + 3GB Data = N9,000 Internet Bundle Valid for 2 months

5: Modem + 18GB Data = N38,000 Internet Bundle Valid for 6 months

6: Modem + 36GB Data = N70,299 Internet bundle valid for 12 months

Free Data comes with each modem bought e.g N5,500 modem comes with 1GB Data free

Note: We deliver at your door step at your request.

Call 07042653649 for Modems


RENEWAL PLANS

Data Volume Cost Validity Bonus
Daily 150MB N450 1 Day -


Weekly 100MB N500 1 Week -


Monthly 200MB N1,000 30 Days -


Monthly 2GB N5,000 30 Days -


Xpress[
Mon - Thurs( 3G[/b]B N4,500 30 Days [b] -
8pm – 7am)&
Fri 8pm–Mon 7am)


Day Surfer 3GB N5,000 30 Days -
8am – 9pm)


Monthly 3GB N 6,000 30 Days 921.6MB


Monthly 5GB N7,500 30 Days 1.5GB


Monthly 10G N10,000 30 Days 3GB


Monthly 15GB N13,000 30 Days 4.5GB


Monthly 20GB N16,000 30 Days 6GB


King Size Unlimited N37,000 30 Days Unlimited


6 Months 21GB N36,000 210 Days + 1 Month Free



12Months 42GB N66,500 420 Days + 2 Months Free

Call 07042653649, Whatsapp

Or ask questions here

You don't need to go to any Visafone outlet to get your Plan renewed.

This plan Monthly 10G N10,000 30 Days 3GB, is it 24/7 and also can it be subscribed on the modem....
PhonesRe: BBM Nt Working On Ur 2.3.6(gingerbread),,,anyone??? by cotzywitzy(m): 2:55pm On Oct 29, 2013
I have a Branded AT&T Samsung Captivate Glide... I have tried to Upgrade it from 2.3 to 4.0 but its not working out..I even tried it via Samsung Kies....Please Who can Help out...
Christianity EtcRe: Have Always Knew Walt Disney Got Something To Do With Illuminati... by cotzywitzy(op): 8:18pm On Oct 26, 2013
sonikstargirl: Pls try to b sensible #*mtcheew** sad
Sonik... I posted it not to receive your insult You're not forced to view it or comment on it... so you should try and be sensible...
Christianity EtcHave Always Knew Walt Disney Got Something To Do With Illuminati... by cotzywitzy(op): 7:22pm On Oct 26, 2013
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