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faith551:
Good luck with finding one, I had there is only 1/2 left on the planet.

Den we merge 2 halves and get wat we want

Lookin for jonathan

faith551:
Good afternoon peeps, so straight to the point.
We all know humans are the most complicated and complex beign to walk the earth, different strokes for different folks they say, which leads me to the question.
Which is your ideal spouse.
For the ladies
The father Christmas - not so good looking guy, probably short, with pot belly,but the money and gifts are inexhaustible.
The pretty boy -tall, handsome,well built with the abs, caring but not that buoyant, at least he can afford a three-quarter meals tho. With bright dreams and ambition.

For the guys

The beauty - tall, has the killer hour glass shape, but defiant, lazy.

The brains - not so curvy, but smart, virtuous and peaceful.
You can add your type I'd it's different from the afformentioned

Both!

Virgin my foot! Family fela? Virgin?

Rotjijatau:
We already know

Lwkm... Is it painful for u? Cos u were d one who pasted dis news first, bt u didn't paste it right, and nw someone has done it right and ure bitter! Lol. Dude not cool!

missbehave247:
Ask your dad :Pdon't expect you too

FU

Only someone dts drunk can tell u d correct answer

War is never fair!

U see pant for ground, u wan do good samaritan ba? U com use ur hand take pick am... Pant... If she no abuse u, u suppose abuse urself

Sorry we dnt really knw him here! But RIP nonetheless

Hidentity:
Yes, you are very right. I did not care if the initial ones do. But I think that people can learn from this. Thanks for being so observant, I wish you were like this to the issues that affect your life the most.

If ure tryin to insult me, ure nt very intelligent

Poko! See as she look like housegirl

I'm guessin ure mentionin these names so ur topic wil get to front page... It will NEVER get there!

Dollar101:
@dulu07 said it's not for the money that it's for the love

He must b blind

Damn! EroticAngelina
Why am I nt suprised!

Dollar101:
Everybody talking about how money cannot buy love, I put it as a debate to this forum that money can buy love and happiness...

Just look at this Ugly Edo Governor getting married to this lovely and beautiful princess lala...it is tag the Beauty and the Beast

My question is....could this be love??


What do you guys think because am in serious argument with my female friends..

Love ko lust ni... Isn't it obvious enof?

U can do anythng wit money

dumb!... Why am I nt suprised?

Na so craze dey start

Houseofglam7:
Why am I the only one who doesn't get hot when I see a body like this?

U mean get wet

Patience

Can anyone make sense of wat dis guy is sayin?

Pictures or I dnt believ it

AnneMomoh:
The world is truly coming to an End.
##I have no idea what i just said

Ehm I'm no expert bt I think u jus joined #TeamEndTimeTins

ibroauthen:
Eyah Just dat my teacher na man..... Except u b gay because na only gay dy see men as women

Why nt inroduce me to ur girlfriend so we can find out

tobdee:
lol..that means you stuck for life dude..

Lol. U wil b stuck for life

texanomaly:
I'm afraid I'm taken Hun.

bt why?

Vikk99:
see beefing

Nt at all

See contrast. Beauty and the Beast

ibroauthen:
I always skip English class when I was in school

Lemme guess, ur english teacher was a woman and she was stinkin ryt?

texanomaly:
You're welcome.

Is dat a yes?

ibroauthen:
So also does urs

Learn some english man!