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I loved Dis fone den... Ancient of days

Hunnydropps:
Dragonking, my guy...knew I could count on you to drop by.

YES...watch ep.1 today if possible.
I'm going to re-watch it myself again today so I have it refreshed in my mind.

...I wont mention much past the 1st and 2nd episodes right away as not to spoil it for those who've just begun watching or plan to start. I hope to see other familiar monikers joining in as well.

I'm currently in the 5th episode of preacher, I must say its a weird film even for me (I'm d pacman of weird films) d merging of the spiritual + supernatural + psychiatrical is kind of fresh, fingers crossed... XoX

Can I borrow one of dem and use it as T-square to draw dis engineering drawing

5. Story Story – Iyanya ft Oritsefemi: nice beat, quite mellow and all.
Iyanya:This my lady wants to dance, and she wants to take a chance..Baby let me take your hand…you are beautiful, you give me melody..I love you fine girl, your story no dey long….baby am in love with you.
Oritsefemi:Bo lo yago, before your tire go puncture…my friend na money rule this world, if anything dey suck, money go suck them all…no dey vex say I too love money eh…abo oro la man so fun omo lu abi, ti omo ba lo opolo re a je wun lo.
Translation: If you won’t move from the road, please step aside let me pass…a word is enough for the wise, if you are smart about anything, you will definitely make it in life.
When artistes decide to jump on another’s track to diss or do whatsoever other than what he is being paid for, saddens me. We get it, yiou are all about the money, how about sticking with the script on this one?

4. Koma Roll – Tillaman ft Burna Boy, Iyanya, Ice Prince, Phyno: Another classic hit from Tilla who decided to employ the versatility of several other artistes.
Tilla;Yo di e se yin koma roll, ao para wa layo o lele…Simple translation, baby girl, push out your derriere and whine your waist…we will both enjoy ourselves today.
Burna:You better focus on your career, instead of trying to cross my barrier, talk you dey talk no bring one naira…ni Ibadan ni won bi mi si. Need I say more.
Iyanya:Back then me I sing song, the only place you hear me na for their ringing tone…………………………………………….could not make out the rest.
I wanted to excuse their error by saying they are not Yoruba men, but again, Ice Prince isn’t either, yethe got the message

3. Confam Ni – Olamide ft Wizkid: Wizkid, did an amazing job on this track, truth be told.
Wizkid:Ori mi bam is e o, Owo tuntun wo le, ile tuntun wole o, ori mi bam is eo …ema je o jabole, loke loke la ma ma lo (My God has done it, I am the new owner of new money, house and evry other good thing…we will always go higher)
Olamide: won te mi ti fe gba isakole o….wo mo de yi ton whine ko de gbo Yoruba…Emi ni kan ni aunty Nike o ba fun ni P***y yen to ro bi amala lafun , she says to me, Olamide be careful, se bi iwo no lo gbe Chinelo wa fun (That young girl is whinning her waist to Yoruba music yet she doesn’t understand the language. Aunty Nike should have given up her soft self to me, instaed she said to me, Olamide be careful, isn’t it you alone that enjoyed Chinelo as well.)
Wizkid, did a pretty good job on this song, and it turns out he was featured. Who do we lay the blame on with this track?

2. Ori Owo – Tillaman ft Davido: To say my 95% people of the people I know musically adored this song, would be an understatement, Tillaman had our hearts until he decided, ‘O yea, lets bring in Omo baba olowo, afterall, that’s the main message in the song…Money.
Tilla’s verse;
‘Ori Owo lori mi, mo ji lowuro yi , mo ji moba eleda soro, npe ori mi lano rere fun mi (I am destined to be rich, this morning I have woke up to pray again that my great path way of wealthy destiny be paved)
At first when Davido, started singing, I thought…hmmm, nice, but then…
“Eminado Tiwa…come and take my visa…baby shake your waist, come and show me love…I saw you from afar…..your body so amazing (2ce). Was unable to amke out the rest of his verse.
‘Oni Reason’ definitely

A musical collaborative effort in my believe, is a means of passing the same message using different techniques.
For years now, the music industry has fostered collaborative tracks between artistes who are waylaid in different genres.
These artistes put their finely-honed talents to work for us creating good music for our consumption.
However, as music is a way to pass across a message to its listeners, we have seen some really talented act mess up on a collaborative effort (not getting the message the owner is trying to pass, or just intentionally ignoring it) so bad, it makes one wonder, why they became popular in the first place.
Here are 5 collaborations the featured artiste missed the point.

1. Pack and Go – Seyi Shay Ft. Olamide: I had this song on my playlist for weeks, at a point, i became like a menace with it to my colleagues. So, basically, the song is about Miss Seyi, having had enough of the battering, pain, betrayals and everything likened to the eventual breakup of a famous US musical couple’s relationship, asked that the said man, leave her be
Seyi Shay:‘Oya pack and go, carry your Ghana must go….Oga do I look like Rihanna, Kini Mo se fun eh, do I look l.ike Rihanna….I get beats by Dre, I no want beats by Chris, I go see you later.’
Catch the drift right…thenOlamidecomes in and sang this;
“Like Saraki, I got you like Kwara and Ilorin, come over baby girl no need to worry, ma lo gor. Ma lo fa ke kori (baby girl don’t dull, don’t prove stubborn) let them say what they like…Like Jagaban I got you like Lagos, let them do what they like, but they can’t break us, everyone out there tryna imitate us…our love is on auto…am here to stay, there is no one lese…so fun nigga smello yen go gba left(Tell that smelling dude to leave), need I say more people.
How he thought his verse tallies with the theme of this track, still baffles me till date.
Shout out to Pheelz on the beat…amaaaaaaaazing job!

Its over

Oh My God! Dragonking Sammypedro18 khanivorous

I'm so crying tonight... Can u imagine? Oh God! Noooo! Why did dey do dis to me? Just finished season 3 episode 9 I jus can't stop crying

JBismarck:
Wow! Frankly speaking, Ambode beats my expectations in terms of performance. I was expecting I governor that would be taking dictations from Tinubu, hence my refusal to support him during the 2015 electioneering.

Mind you, I didn't support Fashola in 2007 as well due to this same Tinubu's influence. Maybe Tinubu's influence is a good thing after all. I think it's high time I started liking Tinubu as he seems to have knack for supporting/selecting high performers.

Kudos to Ambode, best of luck.

Meanwhile, WEST side is still the BEST side and moving forward ahead of others. You may hate, I care less.

Bros, pls it seems its whoever u DON'T support that always makes Nigeria better, please can u tell us if u supported buhari's campaign so we can know if Nigeria is doomed or better things ahead

Praaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssseeeeeeeeee tha Lord!

charlsecy:
It is better solving a real-life problem than a classroom sum.

Are u reading wat ure typin in ur mind or are u mentally deaf? Listen to urself

charlsecy:
I am surprised you see only football, instead of the cleverness exhibited at its retrieval. It is well.

I'm suprised u see only maths instead of brilliance exhibited at its solution. It is well

vizkiz:
pay me my money or I will go public?
So where did you upload that? Privately?

Some people deserve to be at Orlando Florida...

But if truly Jenny is owing then she should pay or face the humiliation

Please bro/sis whichever one u re, I know u want to be cool and funny but u can do it without usin reference to human disasters, dats just nasty insensitive... Just use smthng else. Thanks

Florblu:
I was feeling your pain abnitio until you started dishing out your unsought for advice.The fact that someone dies in his sleep doesn't mean sleep is harmful to the body.Same way you've gotten your share of heart break doesn't mean other men has not been responsible for ladies heart break.Just move on as she has said and stop misleading the already misled sane minds.

I was agreeing wit u until u started soundin non-chalant and cold, wat are u formin? Everybody is entitled to their opinions especially after an experience like d one he's had, its d followers dt av to decide which way to go... Even if u wanna tell him u don't like his opinion and u think its wrong, there are more civil aand humane ways to go abt it dan tryin to feel like u know all about life and he doesn't deserve to air his thoughts... C'mon, I'm sure uve been thru heart break bfor, just watch how u talk to people

charlsecy:
So solving classroom maths is now better than solving a practical real-world problem?

Yeah, football is really a "real-world" problem, when there is cancer, poverty, hunger, and corruption... Its good to see nigerians dt knw their priorities well

Florblu:
Just go and die
You don't deserve to live

because a human being has mental issues ur own "sane remark" is dat he doesn't deserve to live... Epele ooo eyin te deserve to live, eku ishe

mikolo80:
who d maths don epp? Provide ready-made jobs and watch Nigerians rise up to the occasion. Who wan read plenty plenty become doctor still de suffer wen footballer singer or politician wen carry last de hammer? Children are not as stoopid as most adults who thinks it's by ''after all I am a graduate, masters holder, prof '' yet cannot win local council election,provide flushing toilets in universities or organise simple queues or solve any single one of our societal problems .

Please do us a favour, don't send ur child to school or better still pray for ur child to be dull in maths

okuneddie:
God bless u for this advise

Amen and u too bro

Johnny19:
did u say OXYMORON cmon that was light...
the person is a HYPER slowpoke

I know but dis is nairaland, u av to be careful how u insult people here, all d mods are hungry

Wharis dis?

Ivyy, befor I read ur post I jus av to say... Lovely shoes girl... I. Just. Loooooooove ur shoes. Ok lemme read

Ok. Read it... We africans/Nigerians know wat depression is, we just like to think its a sign of weakness, so we rather cover it up wit a big fake smile and go abt our daily stuff, but wen we're alone all we can do is wish for death, I made sure I was never alone dat was d trick, I was alone in d real sense of cos, I had no friends really, but I always had my fone, and my fone was always packed wit movies. Dats how I dealt wit it or dats how I still deal wit it. Everybody has issues but not everybody is depressed dats anoda common mistake, d un-depressed people keep yellin and designin pictures dat tell u u don't deserve to be sad or depressed or u shud grow up or u shud just not be depressed... Which jus sends u into a deeper trance

DEAFandDUMB:
Are you residency in Nigeria? If yes, how is the country treating you presently??

Just be sincere ooooo..

Jisos. See english gawd!!! Are u residency?

Well, they are not sayin africa is representative of a bamboo hut, but if u see a bamboo hut on a dry red soil, bro its africa

Simple; 1. U go to nairaland.+net
2. U log in
3. U strip naked
4. U go out of ur house and go to d nearest main road
5. Wait there I'll come meet u, I go teach u how to create am

If na to use dat brain solve maths now dem go dey get F9... Kids sha, but wait! Who dey snap dem? I'm sure na aadult dey snap dem ooo. Dat adult is an oxymoron

STFUand4kMeHARD:
Who made you the judge
Allahu Akbar

Ur name and wat u just said is disturbing

Someone shud poison all of dem like dat... Hypocrites and betrayers all dey want is chop chop chop. Usin ramadan as a means to show off and do publicity stunts, God will judge all of u idiotts

olatunjithomas:
Though growing old and usually busy attending to national duties, President Muhammadu Buhari is still perceived as a 21st century president owing to the fact that he is deliberate about his fashion and choice of accessories ranging from his cap to his foot wears.
here are the top 10 accessories that stamp him classic and pronounce his elegance;


1)CAP(hula)
President Buhari as a true fashion icon will never be caught anywhere in the world without his stylish cap which is typical of northerners crowning his neatly trimmed traditional attires.the colors are carefully selected to match his outfits, from white to blue, pastel, embroidered and the Ghanaian kante. one could be tempted to say without those stylish caps,it is no where near perfection for the elegant leader.

I've read ur post and to b honest u jus use ur knowledge of dictionary words to cover up ur bad english... And why wud u say his watch was crafted wit precision? Were u dere wen dey were craftin it or are u d crafter?

olatunjithomas:
Glasses;
The President's horn trimmed reading glasses are by the American fashion designer, Tommy Hilfiger. crafted only for stylish men,they scream class and have Tommy Hilfiger red and white logo branded on both handles. Bifocal which change their colour on exposure to sunlight also serve the dual purpose of fashion and function. They are clearly another indication that the President is indeed a man of style.

It is "Horn Rimmed" not trimmed

cococandy:
Those who do not pay attention to history make the same mistakes over and over again.

History is important. That you weren't born then means nothing. We can't vote hitler in again (if he were alive) because we weren't born the first time he ruled. Would that mean his past misrule means nothing? No it doesn't.

Buhari caused the initial and on-going brain drain happening in Nigeria now. People ran away from the country in droves because of untold hardship. That was when western visa became like gold. These were countries that were beneath Nigeria economically at that time. He went in and things changed. We haven't recovered from that because it has been a downward spiral since then.

The effects of his first misrule are still being felt yet Nigerians voted him in again because they were blinded with hatred for minority tribes.

If I didn't have loved ones in Nigeria, I would say serves them right. But I do. So I won't.

Wen u talk abt history u label people, hitler was evil, napoleon was worse, dis and dat, u talk abt the way people reacted to d administration, but d truth is u weren't there, I'm not sayin it didn't happen, I'm sayin u simply heard abt it, history is important but reading abt it doesn't make u a know it all, from d way ure talkin I don't even think ure in nigeria presently, if ure not den dis really isn't urs to talk abt, don't talk as if u understand our pain or some shiit like dat... It doesn't affect u directly, even if u av loved ones here, buhari's past admin was past, they have voted him in now, does it serve us right dat we're in dis predicament, well yeah, dats not d point, d point is whether or not buhari is PRESENTLY incapable or unlucky, and wit d situation on ground and wt I've been seeing in dis generation, its not incompetence... Its not easy to fulfil promises wen there are so many issues on ground and basically zero resources. Wit d way d past admin handled things any next president wud av pretty much been doomed so instead of taking me 2million years into d past and showing me how things were bad den and how things are bad now tell me how anoda admin cud av handled d present better