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Emaxwell:
If waste bin was also thrown in the compound the person has no right to complain going by your analogy

Waste bin being thrown is human action naw... This one was divine intervention

OMOJOHN001:
Thief. Assuming the banana destroyed the fence while resting on it. will you still say this rubbish?

Won't you want the owner of the banana to come and fix the fence. OLE REPENT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.


TUEEEEHHH ON YOUR FACE.

Lol... See this one asking me waec question. What's the use of asking wat will happen when something didn't happen

shamsin6300:
Get a chemical and spray it on to make it ripe on time, after that you fry it and celebrate the new year with it

Why are u waiting for it to ripe? I like banana unriped pls cut it and take it inside

Are u the one that begged the banana to enter ur compound? Did the owner not see signs it would fall inside ur compound abi was the banana born like that... My brother pls enjoy your banana and stop asking questions

What you deserve, you still have to wait years to get it and then applaud them for giving you something you should have had years ago... Pls go check out china and Japan for what ur tracks and trains should look like now

Millenniumlady:
better watch your mouth

And u watch urs as well

TheVictim01:
Brother calm down! What she wants to say is, she's making good amount of progress of killing the husband's ambition to spending more time under the camera by shifting the attention to her.

Hehehehehe... Nice one

Tozara:
We have different sensibilities as human beings—-different sense of aesthetics is the result.

What some people find tasty can be tasteless to you. What others find beautiful can be ugly to you. And that’s perfectly fine.

For example, I have a terrible but unexplainable hatred for pawpaw. I like absolutely nothing about the fruit, for absolutely no reason. It’s an irrational, instinctual feeling, that has mysterious origins in my psychology.

Similarly, not everyone will find pregnant tommies appealing, and it’s totally fine if they don’t.

Even many pregnant women DO NOT LIKE it either, or find it beautiful in anyway. They even go as far as declaring hatred for it, because what they’re seeing looks ridiculously ugly to them.

True true... My point is; becos u don't doesn't mean everyone doesn't and so before condemn an action publicly think abt what u just said and just let it be

Ur husband is mad... Infact both of u are madder

Eryyy92:
wow...so they've been fucking for 20yrs

No they were just kissing

Fine man ageing like fine wine

damosade:
I have never been a fan of baby bumps displaying..

So many things are meant to be off social media at least may be after delivery.

As much as I don't particularly like seeing someone's belly except my gf, I don't particularly dislike it either... Infact I could care less, the video is funny and the girl is a bad dancer those are basically the only things worthy of being cared about. Stop trying so hard to hate what people do or wear and just look for the fun in stuff.

Millenniumlady:
I'm glad she's making him the man she wants him to be unlike the useless men we have in this forum any small argument you must go back to your fathers house Nigerian boy's and entitlement are like 5&6

What the fvck is this one saying like this... Does that even sound right to you? She's making him the man she wants him to be? Is she God? What kind of nonsense talk is this. aunty please endeavor to read ur comments before u press the submit button

See how the parents of this girl permanently scarred her... The poor girl will not be able to sleep well for the rest of the year now... Nawa o na by force to bring father Christmas to ur kids

Loosing belly fat is one of the hardest things mehn... You try different methods but none seems to work eventually you just give up and encourage yourself by thinking "true love" will love you and your belly fat.

DissTroy:
Wrong! With Ronaldo's addition to Juventus, the team became even more mediocre. Everything Ronaldo has won with Juventus per season since joining them, they won even more (asides the UCL) without him. Playing or not, the team is the same without him. ...Or better, I dare add.

Just laying the facts bare for you to ascertain.

Better indeed... Very very better, evidenced by last night's trashing

Let's be honest. The only reason I was supporting juve was because of Ronaldo... Without him they are just another average team. So tonight I'm not even gonna bother to watch the match

GeoAfrikana:
Exactly, he's very wrong.

Google has a petabyte scale platform for analyzing satellite data. The platform uses JavaScript as it's major language. Although, thru had to create a Python API also because most researchers are more comfortable with python.

I personally believe JavaScript and python are the languages of the future...

ElvisPresley:
Javascript and Python

Javascript is the only programming language that gives python a run for it's money.. Most programmers don't see javascript as a very good language but why I find javascript so impressive is cos it is the language of web browsers so demand for it will remain high for the foreseeable future!

[s]The disadvantage is it can only be used in Web development
[/s]

You're wrong sir. JS can be used in basically anything today

ElvisPresley:
Javascript and Python

Javascript is the only programming language that gives python a run for it's money.. Most programmers don't see javascript as a very good language but why I find javascript so impressive is cos it is the language of web browsers so demand for it will remain high for the foreseeable future!

[s]The disadvantage is it can only be used in Web development
[/s]

You're wrong sir.

GREATESTPIANIST:
YOU ARE A VERY RIDICULOUSLY WICKED AND SATANIC GOAT, SOMEONE OLD ENOUGH TO BE UR GRANDFATHER OR DAD, U ARE OPENING UR GUTTER CORONA MOUTH TO CALL HIM THAT, HABA, I AM ASHAMED OF U, NO RESPECT!!!! NO WONDER U STRUGGLING IN LIFE CUS U INSULT ELDERS, U WONT GO FAR,KEEP INSULTING ELDERS, STUPID FELLOW

Wow. Look at the tongue on u. So ur ideal way to correct someone is to do the same thing. Anyways, I will go far. I don't care that u don't think I will, u don't matter. U are a pebble. I am not struggling nor will I ever. Trust me, u're the only one of us experiencing that. I don't insult elders, I insult human beings. If that is painful for u, hustle and get a psychiatrist to listen to ur problems. Me being stupid or not can't really be determined by u tho... From wat u just wrote I can tell u wud not pass an IQ test. Have a wonderful day and it wud be a waste of time to mention me again. Remember, get a psychiatrist... Ciao!

See face like bulldog... so face dey get 6 packs

Just stay calm, forget abt ur roommate, you probably had sex without protection and contracted an STI. Go to a pharmacy and explain to them ur symptoms. Whatever drug they prescribe, buy and use correctly. You will be fine.

HRHQueenPhil:
When u mean basic phone.. Is it nokia3310? Cos it's still selling. Write wat u want in a basic phone

Thanks... I eventually got one useless Small phone which I ended up regretting buying...

All these our religious leaders...

As is tradition, gifts were offered to Pope Francis. Having heard that His Holiness enjoys whiskey -- even the Queen of England gave him a bottle once -- he was given a gift of whisky from the students of the Scots College in Rome.

Pope Francis was caught on video proclaiming that Scotch whisky is “the real holy water” — a good-spirited joke to a group of visiting Scottish student priests who presented him with a bottle.

But the Vatican sought to avoid a brew-haha by censoring the footage ahead of an upcoming documentary about seminarians at the Scot College in Rome, according to the Scottish Daily Record.

The video showed the 83-year-old pontiff accepting the bottle of Oban 14 malt from the students during an event at the Apostolic Palace last year, but Vatican media said the clip in question has been cut from the one-hour BBC documentary “Priest School,” which will air Sunday.

“We filmed the students meeting with the pope in the Apostolic Palace. One of them was tasked with giving the pope a bottle of malt, because they know he likes whisky,” said Tony Kearney, director of the film, which followed the seminarians for 18 months.


“He was really down to earth with them all and when they handed him the bottle, instead of just handing it to his assistant as he normally would with a gift, he held it up and said, ‘Questa e la vera acqua santa,’ which means ‘This is the real holy water,’” Kearney told the outlet.

“He guffawed with laughter and it was a real ice-breaker with the students and put everyone at ease,” he continued.

“But we’d agreed that the Vatican’s media office would be allowed to approve all of our footage before we broadcast it. So we sent them the files and when they sent it back, that bit of him saying that was cut out,” Kearney added.

“We were really annoyed at first, but they insisted they didn’t want the pope to be seen to be endorsing whisky. I think it’s quite funny how guarded his image is,” he said.


“Francis is ripping up the rule book, he’s ahead of the curve, and the flunkies around about him need to catch up,” said Kearney, who called the seminarians “ordinary blokes who like a drink, like the football and live ordinary lives.”

It appears that Francis may indeed enjoy a drink every once in a while, according to a report in Forbes.

Last year, the Dundee Courier reported that Scottish priest Jim Wallis met the pope shortly after becoming the spiritual director at the Pontifical Scots College in 2018, according to Forbes.

Joined by a group of Scottish bishops, they presented Francis with a bottle of whisky.

“It was a great honor to go into the Vatican and go to the chamber to meet the pope and he came out and shook all of our hands. Then we presented him with a bottle of whisky and he looked at it and said, ‘Ha ha, that’s holy water!’ He’s obviously been gifted some whisky before,” Wallis said.

In fact, Queen Elizabeth II gave the pope a bottle of Scotch when they first met in 2014, the news outlet reported.


Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/04/16/pope-francis-jokes-scotch-is-the-real-holy-water-in-video/amp/

RuudVanNisteroy:
There are several legal pathways for Nigerians to obtain permanent residency in Europe,Asia,Africa,South America,Australia and North America .Here are six ways to obtain legal stay:

-Work permit-Permanent residency
-Asylum
-Graduate student-permanent residency
-Marriage
-Landed immigrant
-Citizenship by Investment

I was able to get my permanent residency through the student route in Canada. I graduated and had to obtain 1 year of work experience before I was able to file for permanent residence.

Living illegally in any country can make your life a living hell and you will always be looking over your shoulders and subject to blackmail when you find jobs that pay under the table.

It is important to choose a country which makes obtaining a permanent residency easy for foreigners. And not make the mistake of spending millions of naira on countries that like to do chop and clean mouth with your tuition and other money you invested in the country, only to make it near impossible to obtain legal papers to stay there permanently. The two countries that are most friendly to immigration currently are Canada and Australia, unfortunately they are out of reach financially for most people intending to migrate and have stricter requirements..

Hey bruh, how did you go about ur student route? i.e. how did u get student visa in d first place? pls share ur experience, lt might help a brother

I've been having issues with my smart phone off recent and I almost got in trouble because I have never thought of getting an emergency back up phone... Well, now I have. So I need advice on the best small phones to buy in Nigeria and their prices... Tell me the one you use and how much it costs

Oselu28:
and it's so annoying,nothing is working in this country

Nigeria is close to it's expiry date... Everybody is thinking of abandoning this God forsaken country

Oselu28:
I read it as Nigeria till I saw Ontario then went back to check

Lol and truly Nigeria is falling

Why did I think Niagara falls was in Nigeria?

Seuntek:
I have 50k to get a new phone. Please suggest the best phone i can get at that price.

Minimum 3Gig RAM, 32 GIG ROM
AMOLED DISPLAY. I'm tired of IPS LCD.
4000mah battery minimum
6 inches screen minimum

I don't really care about camera quality, so far it can take pictures

Thanks in anticipation

I'm not sure why ure stressing urself to get AMOLED, u shud probably read this article
https://newatlas.com/amoled-vs-ips-display-technology/39196/
Also wud advice u go for infinix or tecno, i don't av any issues ryt now with the phone i got