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PoliticsRe: 5 Conspiracy Theories That Turned Out To Be True by CountDracula(m): 8:32am On Apr 24, 2015
Where is "illuminati"?
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Replies Haters With New Photo Of Herself & Boo Kissing by CountDracula(m): 8:27am On Apr 24, 2015
Ur rockhuh Loool... Which rock? Rock of ages?
FamilyRe: I Caught My Son Watching Porn, What Should I Do?[Photo] by CountDracula(m): 8:25am On Apr 24, 2015
braintext:
Ohk thanks
Yea. Uve watchd porn bfor too
HealthRe: Tips For Protecting Your Eyes by CountDracula(m): 8:24am On Apr 24, 2015
Nice one thanks
FamilyRe: I Caught My Son Watching Porn, What Should I Do?[Photo] by CountDracula(m): 8:21am On Apr 24, 2015
braintext:
Please Can you simply answer the question i asked?
Be a progressive parent
CelebritiesRe: Kudos: Dr Sid Honoured At The University Of Ibadan Yesterday(photos) by CountDracula(m): 7:01am On Apr 24, 2015
Eeya... Cute, Dis wil make FP for sure
HealthRe: Mysterious Uses Of Table Salt by CountDracula(m): 7:00am On Apr 24, 2015
Mysterious use of Sugar nko?
RomanceRe: Please Advice by CountDracula(m): 6:59am On Apr 24, 2015
U can't satisfy her now, u wil never satisfy her, she even told u she wil cheat and ure stil askin me wat to do?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Newspapers: 10 Things You Need To Know This Friday Morning by CountDracula(m): 6:57am On Apr 24, 2015
Nigerian politics is really boring
CelebritiesRe: Maney: What Will You Do When You HAVE This?? by CountDracula(m): 6:55am On Apr 24, 2015
Who told u I dnt already hav dat kinda money?
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Drink Nor Smoke, Will Return To School Soon - Patoranking Reveals by CountDracula(m): 6:54am On Apr 24, 2015
sinaj:
gud a.m smiley
Gud a.m, hw are u dis fin mornin
Jokes EtcRe: Dari Is God Ooooooo by CountDracula(m): 6:52am On Apr 24, 2015
Loool...OP U didn't tell us wat happened to d girl after hearin dat naw, did she hav a heart attack? Or did she stab him? I'm sure she stabbed him, but she too b fool o, hw wil u fall in love wit a potential stalker
CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle Pulls Off, Flaunts His Chest Tattoo And Six Packs by CountDracula(m): 6:49am On Apr 24, 2015
amarachi06:
ok Dracula with vampire teeth l dey loyal
Dats better! Amarachi, I like ur moniker
FamilyRe: I Caught My Son Watching Porn, What Should I Do?[Photo] by CountDracula(m): 6:48am On Apr 24, 2015
SAMBARRY:
I can type in WHATSOEVER MODE I DAMN WELL CHOOSE TO WEAKLING undecided
Dude jus shut up abeg, dis our convo has bcom stale... Get a life
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Drink Nor Smoke, Will Return To School Soon - Patoranking Reveals by CountDracula(m): 6:47am On Apr 24, 2015
sinaj:
lol

stalker grin
Lol. U wish!
CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle Pulls Off, Flaunts His Chest Tattoo And Six Packs by CountDracula(m): 10:47pm On Apr 23, 2015
grad2012:
shocked yeparepa warris dis, is dis pink lipS neee is pink gaan oooo. Am about to fall in love o am falling in luv o i have fall grin cheesy
I don catsh u... Lofe
CelebritiesRe: Lindsay Lohan Thought This Arabic Words Meant 'you're Beautiful' And Posted It by CountDracula(m): 10:05pm On Apr 23, 2015
EzioAuditore:
No f*cktard, I already am, she's friggin ugly! But she has the body of 20 year old, see the trick is, you have to boink the butterface with your eyes closed. Ahh the filthy slag. Please, if you want me to bash the manky gash harder than I already am, please reply, ok thanks.
BrB I'm comin pls...
RomanceRe: Everyone Has A Special Person That Is Unforgettable, How True? by CountDracula(m): 9:49pm On Apr 23, 2015
I'm still dating her
RomanceRe: 'I Lost My Man Because I Slept With 43 Men' - Lady Confesses by CountDracula(m): 9:48pm On Apr 23, 2015
U even had a man after 43mountains huh? Unbelievable
CelebritiesRe: Lindsay Lohan Thought This Arabic Words Meant 'you're Beautiful' And Posted It by CountDracula(m): 9:45pm On Apr 23, 2015
EzioAuditore:
Maybe I'll shut up when I'm done shagging that manky Trollop you call your mother! Deal?
Oh good lord! Hahahahaha...is there no end to ur lack of intelligence, I can't get enof of dis, reverse psychology rocks, ure just so dumb aren't u... U wanna fvck my mom?... grin trust me a goat has a better chance of fvckin my mom dan u
CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle Pulls Off, Flaunts His Chest Tattoo And Six Packs by CountDracula(m): 9:40pm On Apr 23, 2015
grad2012:
ha u aff pink lips ne oya pls lemme see it grin tongue
Okkk... :-D so can we b lofers?

FamilyRe: Do You Want A Hot And Sexy Mum Or A Regular Mum? by CountDracula(m): 9:37pm On Apr 23, 2015
tpiadotcom:
so if she weren't being ogled by numerous males you wouldn't? huh
She's my mother. I wud love her no matter which package she comes in
CelebritiesRe: Lindsay Lohan Thought This Arabic Words Meant 'you're Beautiful' And Posted It by CountDracula(m): 9:35pm On Apr 23, 2015
EzioAuditore:
You don't have to say much for any sane person to realize what a berky jobby jouster you are! Why don't you go punt a sprang up your Cadbury alley like the brown pipe engineer you are. Filthy ugly mingebag!
Oh my God, dis is hilarious, I've nt had dis sort of fun in a while, ure like dis toy, I jus hav to keep windin u jus for d fun of it and u'll keep spewin all dis useless grammars, u jus didn't notice, I've had so much fun wit u, my grammar monkey... Oya shut up monkey, obey ur master and shut up
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is My Boyfriend !!! Help !!! by CountDracula(m): 8:58pm On Apr 23, 2015
1st break up, den see an eye surgeon, den... Lwkm WTFhuh?
RomanceRe: Most Guys Reaction When They Fall A Victim True Or False [picture] by CountDracula(m): 8:56pm On Apr 23, 2015
I jus reacted like dat
HealthRe: Could Your Soap Really Cause Erectile Dysfunction? by CountDracula(m): 8:55pm On Apr 23, 2015
Team #Premier cool no dysfunction
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Drink Nor Smoke, Will Return To School Soon - Patoranking Reveals by CountDracula(m): 8:54pm On Apr 23, 2015
sinaj:
too long nd no pic to spice it

*falls*
Ure nt callin cutehector to summarize for u again?
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Drink Nor Smoke, Will Return To School Soon - Patoranking Reveals by CountDracula(m): 8:53pm On Apr 23, 2015
OK
EducationRe: Hard Fact (difference Btw Private University And Public), With Picture. #FUTO by CountDracula(m): 8:51pm On Apr 23, 2015
Lwkmd...
RomanceRe: Signs That Your Girlfriend Is An Emotional Bully by CountDracula(m): 8:49pm On Apr 23, 2015
or3gon:
now that's another way to look @ it
When someone bullies u, it means ure a pvssy... There's no two way to look at it
CelebritiesRe: Lindsay Lohan Thought This Arabic Words Meant 'you're Beautiful' And Posted It by CountDracula(m): 8:48pm On Apr 23, 2015
EzioAuditore:
You minger shite face! I'm sure an average Arab wets the whistle of a kipper more times in a day than you will in a life time! Friggin ugly spout! Of course I believed you, I just thought this rooster was a closeted poo pusher, so I went with it! You're insulting others while you're busy in your room, bashing the bishop! Ugly worthless putrid friggin chubby chasing pillow biter! Nature really did play a cruel trick on you! Ninny wind jammer!
Lwkm... Hehehehehe, ure more stvpid dan I thought, I've nt even said anythng and ure peeing ur pants wit anger... dude watever problems u hav u shud solve dem cos at dis rate u wil end up killin sombody bfor d year runs out... Looool. Imbecille

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