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CelebritiesRe: Guy Threatens Charles Novia’s Life Over Statement About Buhari Trekker by CountDracula(m): 7:28am On Apr 26, 2015
Bollinger:
Will calmly respond AGAIN. The reason why Nigeria/Nigerians wont change is because of certain people who have been immersed in a certain way of life for so long it is almost impossible to shake whatever shackles have held their mental and psychological makeup. What is frowned upon elsewhere is smiled upon by Nigerians. What is taken seriously elsewhere is taken lightly by Nigerians. I smile at your . . . . .
Ure obviously stock on replay... Even dumber dan I thought
CelebritiesRe: Guy Threatens Charles Novia’s Life Over Statement About Buhari Trekker by CountDracula(m): 7:26am On Apr 26, 2015
justi4jesu:
Lol @ Celebs get threats all the time, biko go and try it and see, then come back with your story. So because its twitter the guy had the audacity to spew thrash on the celebrity's page, why did he even have to change his name after the threat he made to charles. He is such an a*ss angry
Ok novia did d ryt thing by threatenin him too... Dats d best way to handle someone like dat. U win! I'm such a looser!
CelebritiesRe: Guy Threatens Charles Novia’s Life Over Statement About Buhari Trekker by CountDracula(m): 7:24am On Apr 26, 2015
Bollinger:
Will calmly respond. The reason why Nigeria/Nigerians wont change is because of certain people who have been immersed in a certain way of life for so long it is almost impossible to shake whatever shackles have held their mental and psychological makeup. What is frowned upon elsewhere is smiled upon by Nigerians. What is taken seriously elsewhere is taken lightly by Nigerians. I smile at your . . . . .
I've talked to a lot of dumbb ass modafvckas but ure particularly a specially dumb modafvcka... Ure so stvpid u are repeatin d same shii over and over... I can't win dis game of dumbness wit u! U wil never understand my point. Ure so dumb, If u had a dog, u wud b d pet
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Sin For A Born Again Christian To Take Soft Drink In A Beer Parlour by CountDracula(m): 7:17am On Apr 26, 2015
Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the
wicked or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers, psalm 1:1
RomanceRe: The Formulae For Women And Money by CountDracula(m): 7:14am On Apr 26, 2015
koife:
I can see that your DNA is inscribed with abuses....dude twas a comic one and not an avenue to display your idiotic dunces!
Bro calm down, its a question nah... Answer it! I'm tryin to point out the stupiditi in ur comic... To disprove dat theory wud mean u agree ur mother is part of the "woman"
CelebritiesRe: Guy Threatens Charles Novia’s Life Over Statement About Buhari Trekker by CountDracula(m): 7:12am On Apr 26, 2015
RottenTomato:
Big fool! Ur entire wretched family is wasted! U will die very soon and will be buried in a shallow grave!
Bollinger oya come and arrest RottenTomato ooO... Bollinger the internet Dumb ass modafvcka
CelebritiesRe: Guy Threatens Charles Novia’s Life Over Statement About Buhari Trekker by CountDracula(m): 7:10am On Apr 26, 2015
Bollinger:
Here we go again. Point of discussion is not if it is a real account or fake. Point is someones life was threatened and you dismissed it as non consequential. To you it is normal and should be taken lightly. Points to your psychological and mental makeup. Because you have nothing to live for does not mean someone else doesn't. Trust me, once you start exploring other civilizations your outlook will improve.
Ah bros abeg shut up abt dis "other civilization" u don dey talk since morning, u go ghana, u try, if I can open a fake acct and threaten u, doesn't ur brain tell u someone dat threatens u wil rather use a fake acct to his real acct? Are u really dat stvpid bro?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Childhood Wasn't Fun If You Didn't Do These. by CountDracula(m): 7:08am On Apr 26, 2015
Taiwotasungo:
f you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never took your bath in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose the one wey you do and feel free to add more.




But who will believe now that I did all chai smiley
I'm jus seeing lonely plays here, dats no fun abeg
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Childhood Wasn't Fun If You Didn't Do These. by CountDracula(m): 7:07am On Apr 26, 2015
Taiwotasungo:
f you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
So killin an animal in a really painful way is fun to u ryt?
RomanceRe: The Formulae For Women And Money by CountDracula(m): 7:04am On Apr 26, 2015
Looool... So ur mother too is a problem right?
CelebritiesRe: Guy Threatens Charles Novia’s Life Over Statement About Buhari Trekker by CountDracula(m): 7:00am On Apr 26, 2015
Gboliwe:
Because it's twitter, it should be heralded with trumpets and beautiful damsels dancing with useless men having erection and clapping abi? What is right is right. If you have proper upbringing, you don't drop such because you are in the virtual world. It should see you in and through twitter and other media.
Pls dnt lecture me on wat is right and wrong, I dnt really care for ur idea on dat, everyone is free to do watever dey wanna do on d net, dats why its called internet nt interchurch!
CelebritiesRe: Guy Threatens Charles Novia’s Life Over Statement About Buhari Trekker by CountDracula(m): 6:57am On Apr 26, 2015
Bollinger:
Only in Nigeria where life means absolutely nothing will someone make such a statement. Go to a normal society and threaten someones life and see if you are not in handcuffs in a blink of an eye. You'all need to start exploring other "normal" societies. You've been cooped up too long in Nigeria and you think the way things are done there is normal. FYI, making threats to someones life is an idiotic thing to do. If the threatened person dies tomorrow, even from a paper cut, guess who's door the cops will come knocking first? And to think there were 21 mor.ons who liked his post.
1st of all, I can open a fake acct and use a dolphin as my profile picture on twitter and threaten obama, pls tell me hw ure gonna trace dat, wen u threaten someone over twitter its seen as trollin at most, nobody has tym to start tracin ur origin, do u knw hw difficult it is to track someone? U are d morron in my opinion... Ure sAyin shit, u mayb typin from ur village ure talkin like uve been to the heavens. Pls if u dnt like my opinion try to avoid insultin me, if ure nt pleased wit wat I say here, u might as well go fvck an eel and die of cow's disease for all I care
CelebritiesRe: Guy Threatens Charles Novia’s Life Over Statement About Buhari Trekker by CountDracula(m): 6:51am On Apr 26, 2015
justi4jesu:
Shut your trap plz, someone threatens him and he should keep quiet about it, are you okay at all?if anything happens to him now that f**ktard would be held responsible so you know it. Next time he would watch his utterances.

For the record I never believed that guy walked from lagos to Abuja. Lubbish
Whether he did or didn't isn't my own concern, I dnt hav tym to start calculatin, novia did smthng stvpid. Celebs get threats a lot, they dnt do shii abt it because its twitter
CelebritiesRe: Guy Threatens Charles Novia’s Life Over Statement About Buhari Trekker by CountDracula(m): 6:42am On Apr 26, 2015
ayaside:
...The guy with the loudest threat shuts the other up.Its just mind games.I believe you know this already.I don't think he is gonna go after anybody.
I'm concerned why u wud b playin mind games wit someone who's jus bored nd decides to hate ur comment! Celebs get dat a lot! His threat makes him look stvpid to me
CelebritiesRe: Guy Threatens Charles Novia’s Life Over Statement About Buhari Trekker by CountDracula(m): 6:40am On Apr 26, 2015
justi4jesu:
Shut your trap plz, someone threatens him and he should keep quiet about it, are you okay at all?if anything happens to him now that f**ktard would be held responsible so you know it. Next time he would watch his utterances.

For the record I never believed that guy walked from lagos to Abuja. Lubbish
I dnt think it wud b reasonable to threaten someone over twitter if u reaally plan on carrying out ur threat! Someone threatens u and u think threatening him also wil make u safehuh Its twitter for cryin out loud! Dnt u get it?
RomanceRe: Help!!! Guys Am Confused!!!!! by CountDracula(m): 4:37pm On Apr 25, 2015
Just obey every word she says and dnt break her heart
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Flaunts New ‘original’ Designer Bag She Just Bought ( Photos) by CountDracula(m): 4:18pm On Apr 25, 2015
izuch:
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Lol. Dat pics is d most interestin man in the world
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Flaunts New ‘original’ Designer Bag She Just Bought ( Photos) by CountDracula(m): 4:17pm On Apr 25, 2015
Who cares
RomanceRe: How Can You Get A Nairaland Girl To Be Interested In You? by CountDracula(m): 11:03am On Apr 25, 2015
Half d girls on NL are fake girls sef, u jus wastin ur tym
SportsRe: Who Is The Better Midfielder Amongst This Guys by CountDracula(m): 10:55am On Apr 25, 2015
I go for modric
RomanceRe: Nairaland's Most Beautiful Girls? by CountDracula(m): 4:38pm On Apr 24, 2015
Acekidc4:
Hehehegringrin!! Na so the Ministry push me ohgrin
Looool... Ok ooO
RomanceRe: Nairaland's Most Beautiful Girls? by CountDracula(m): 4:10pm On Apr 24, 2015
Acekidc4:
Get the Fvck outta my Face Duche Brainless Pack!! SMH for your Empty Soft Skull
Loool... Bros calm down nah
PhonesRe: Meet The World First 'liquidmorphium' Turing Phone. by CountDracula(m): 1:23pm On Apr 24, 2015
So they made anoda fone! Praise God! Consumers ar gettin tired of fones... Cravin for smthng else
RomanceRe: Nairaland's Most Beautiful Girls? by CountDracula(m): 1:20pm On Apr 24, 2015
Acekidc4:
Shut up derehuh You don see her Pix before Ni?? Na pple like u dey fall guys Hand!!
Hw exactly do u knw if I've seen her pics bfor or nt? Av u been stalkin her profile? Bro if ure nt happy someone else is mentionin ur crush jus go and cry to ur mother, u dnt hav to make ur frustration obvious here cos bro, nobody cares
FamilyRe: I Caught My Son Watching Porn, What Should I Do?[Photo] by CountDracula(m): 1:16pm On Apr 24, 2015
SAMBARRY:
your stoopeedity has already been exposed and it's obvious you've got nothing upstairs air head, except to be blabbing bullsh* hence the cover face to make yourself feel good and protect your stoopeed little ego grin
Ok bro, u win
PoliticsRe: ‘everybody Loves Raymond’ Actor Sawyer Sweeten Dies Of Possible Suicide by CountDracula(m): 9:16am On Apr 24, 2015
All dem american celebs na suicide or over dose on drugs dey kill dem
Jokes EtcRe: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by CountDracula(m): 9:12am On Apr 24, 2015
Answers: Number 1 to 10, Jesus is always the answer
RomanceRe: Nairaland's Most Beautiful Girls? by CountDracula(m): 8:58am On Apr 24, 2015
Missclasssy
FamilyRe: I Caught My Son Watching Porn, What Should I Do?[Photo] by CountDracula(m): 8:42am On Apr 24, 2015
braintext:
No.....I found it disgusting when i saw it
Eeya. Maybe u watched a low budget one
FamilyRe: Wife's Philosophy For Men by CountDracula(m): 8:37am On Apr 24, 2015
Hmmm... Now I'm afraid to marry
FamilyRe: I Caught My Son Watching Porn, What Should I Do?[Photo] by CountDracula(m): 8:33am On Apr 24, 2015
braintext:
I find it discusting
Dat means uve watched it more dan once...

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