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BusinessRe: Man Hides His Money In A Can In Lagos - Pics by CountDracula(m): 8:41pm On May 28, 2016
If u knw where I hide my money u go fear
EducationRe: Quiz Of The Day! Let's See How Intelligent You Are. by CountDracula(m): 11:25pm On May 27, 2016
150/10=15 chocs

15wrappers=5chocs

5wrappers = 1choc

1+2wrappers = 1 choc

22chocs in all
FamilyRe: What do Your Parents Do When A Movie Gets To A Sex Scene by CountDracula(m): 10:33pm On May 27, 2016
Vinshu:
Nothing. My dad and mum let me and my brothers watch them make love. So what's a TV sex scene? Lol
Wait! Whathuh How old are u?
Jokes EtcRe: Caption This... by CountDracula(m): 2:17pm On May 27, 2016
See dis one teeth. Make I no smile o so my teeth no go b like dat wen I grow up
EducationRe: When You Don't Want to Be The Last Fool(pix) by CountDracula(m): 2:15pm On May 27, 2016
I'm usually d someone
EducationRe: Aminu Gamawa Bags Doctorate Degree At Harvard Law School,US.Photos by CountDracula(m): 2:07pm On May 27, 2016
He looks like a man
PoliticsRe: Children's Day: Saraki Interacts With Kids by CountDracula(m): 2:05pm On May 27, 2016
He's reading to dem... I won't allow a criminal to read to my child. Wat does he want to read to dem? "How to be a criminal" by chinua achebe ?
PropertiesRe: Plywood Ghetto-house Under Lagos Bridge That Has An Air-conditioner! by CountDracula(m): 2:03pm On May 27, 2016
dats nthng really new or news worthy
Science/TechnologyRe: A Car Made By University Of Benin Students (photo) by CountDracula(m): 2:00pm On May 27, 2016
Mayflowa:
Hahahaha. You got me laughing real hard. Ok let me clear the air because I work there as a lecturer.

The research is shell sponsored hence the name shell eco-marathon car. Every single part was fabricated by the students. That car you see hv gone for competition in Africa and Abroad and hv come home winning laurels.

The professor that used to lead the group is a world class Fabrication professor, now VC at FUPRE, professor Akii Ibhadode. He onced won LNG prize in science. If you have a CNC machines plus autocad knowledge, you can do a better job.
Hmmm. I knw better now... I'm proud of dem but all universities are makin cars... Cars dat already exist, it wil b great if dey cud succeed in trying smthng new like a tomato making machine dat doesn't need any tomato seeds, or a dollar value reduction machine or smthng. But I'm stil proud of dem
Science/TechnologyRe: A Car Made By University Of Benin Students (photo) by CountDracula(m): 12:18pm On May 27, 2016
Sponsored by shell which means dey didn't make d body, dey probably ordered for it or smthng, anyways, atleast dey painted it
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To Fashola's Sleeping Photo That Went Viral by CountDracula(m): 10:50am On May 27, 2016
noblegrex:
is that a plane that the inside looks like a molu e. Anywasy,,,he's still on duty.he should have done that in his home atleast that's not his first time + he's a security guard to our electricity and the TRANSPORTATION.
Go and wake him up nigbayen
EducationRe: Education Is Good ( Hilarious PHOTO) by CountDracula(m): 10:39pm On May 26, 2016
who send her? Why did she pick up d book? Sometyms if u don't knw somthng just admit ur ignorance to urself
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To Fashola's Sleeping Photo That Went Viral by CountDracula(m): 8:49pm On May 26, 2016
xakakes:
on duty? Likes beget likes
Which duty? Being a governor isn't a 24/7 31day-job u knw
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To Fashola's Sleeping Photo That Went Viral by CountDracula(m): 8:06pm On May 26, 2016
noblegrex:
definitely not when you're in Office. Do you know the easy sleeping on duty is an offence punishable by law. He's not doing that in his HOME boi. That's during duty which is very BAD. Take it or swim.shikena
So travellin on a plane is ur idea of "on duty" is he a security guard?
RomanceRe: Do People Decide To Be Gay Or Lesbian Or They Were Born That Way? by CountDracula(m): 6:44pm On May 26, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL. Thanks.wink




Yours isn't that nice BTW...tongue

Dat was the idea... cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Is Tunde Demuren's Best Man by CountDracula(m): 6:43pm On May 26, 2016
Tolexander:
No!
Banky W, please don't act the Bestman this time I beg of you!

The last time i heard Banky acted a bestman at a wedding ceremony done in Dubai, we all witnessed what ended the marriage!

Coincidentally, these two couples all have their name starting with letter T(Tunji &Tiwa, Tunde & Tolu)
Coincidentally ur own name starts wit T also
RomanceRe: Do People Decide To Be Gay Or Lesbian Or They Were Born That Way? by CountDracula(m): 6:29pm On May 26, 2016
Estharfabian:
Lol. grin


I used Google As reference because it was My best bet..Some ''Hear Say stories wouldn't Have you Convinced.
So, Yeah. since Google knows everything. ...I referred you to it.


Anyhoo...Babai!

Bai. Nice moniker BTW
RomanceRe: Do People Decide To Be Gay Or Lesbian Or They Were Born That Way? by CountDracula(m): 6:21pm On May 26, 2016
Estharfabian:
Oh. my UNcle once owned A poultry....undecided And A Ranch.

...So, Yeah. I've seen some pretty ''Unnatural'' things.
Yes. I Have sir. pretty much On different Occasions.



first when I was About 13...Asked Questions And dude Termed them As ''Evil''. I still get bemused when people say Being Gay is A choice tho. when we got people who supposedly commit suicide On A daily basis for having unorthodox'' sexual orientation.

Well, thanks to experience. it sure teaches A lot!
Wat next? Ur uncle onced owned a robot manufacturin company and some of d robots mysteriously turned gay too... Yeah, u cud av used dis as ur 1st line of defense wen u wanted tto reply earlier instead u opted for google. Anyways, if u think its normal and natural dat some people are born gay, I don't think I need to make any points, ur mind is made up, being gay to me is a choice, I don't judge for it but I don't agree wit d excuse or theory dat some fagg was born wit d natural desire to burst my ass...
RomanceRe: How Will You Feel When You Realized Your Child Is Homosexual by CountDracula(m): 6:16pm On May 26, 2016
dauntless15:
rotfl which one be chemical castration bros
Lol. Na dis stuff dat dey use hormones to kinda supress or control ur urges. U knw, dat stuff dey did to alan turing d maths genius in 1954 or so
Foreign AffairsRe: Rejoice With Me,because My Daughter Is 5 Today. by CountDracula(m): 6:13pm On May 26, 2016
Congrats... I'm tryin to grade who's most beautiful btwn u two...
RomanceRe: How Will You Feel When You Realized Your Child Is Homosexual by CountDracula(m): 6:10pm On May 26, 2016
Hve u heard of dis thing called chemical castration? If he says I don't love him for dat den I'll say he doesn't love me or else he wudnt av gone gay
RomanceRe: Do People Decide To Be Gay Or Lesbian Or They Were Born That Way? by CountDracula(m): 6:04pm On May 26, 2016
Estharfabian:
Gay dogs...Gay Giraffes..Gay ducks.




Lol. grin
Google's Your friend! be enlightened.wink
Can u give me any proof dat dis animals were not experiments or were not manipulated in any way? And also can u enlighten urself? I asked if uve "seen" not heard of wit pictures dat cud easily b manipulated. In nigeria here, hve u seen a gay animal?
PoliticsRe: 2016 Quotes From The Most Educated President In The World by CountDracula(m): 6:01pm On May 26, 2016
Dis Mugabe guy... I think I like him
RomanceRe: Do People Decide To Be Gay Or Lesbian Or They Were Born That Way? by CountDracula(m): 5:55pm On May 26, 2016
mikolo80:
pigs and dolphins de rape demself if woman no de o
And a human myt be forced to eat anoda human if they are starved, It doesn't mean cannibalism is normal or ok does it? So women no dey dis world again ba or wats makin a man want to have relations wit anoda man?
RomanceRe: Do People Decide To Be Gay Or Lesbian Or They Were Born That Way? by CountDracula(m): 5:53pm On May 26, 2016
Estharfabian:
Lol.



ON the contrary, Yes. I have.undecided



shocked oooh really? And wat did u do wen u woke up from dat dream? I hope u prayed cos watever is makin u dream up gay chicken is probably not good... Lol
TravelRe: 6 Things Kids Want On Children’s Day Weekend by CountDracula(m): 5:47pm On May 26, 2016
Ure talkin abt ajebo kids
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To Fashola's Sleeping Photo That Went Viral by CountDracula(m): 5:45pm On May 26, 2016
If its not dat everybody is tryin to be funny or get likes why wud a sane human being blame anoda human being for sleeping?
RomanceRe: Do People Decide To Be Gay Or Lesbian Or They Were Born That Way? by CountDracula(m): 5:42pm On May 26, 2016
Have u seen a gay hen bfor? Or a gay goat, ram or cow?
HealthRe: Malaria: The Best Disease You Can Get by CountDracula(m):
Na God dey protect person fa... There are so many bad things dat can happen dat don't. D man hit by a toy car and d one hit by a real one are both hit. One was just fortunate, d man who hit d AIDS pusssy and d one who hit d non-AIDS pusssy are both hitters, one just hit d wrong pusssy
PhonesRe: What's Your Favorite Wallpaper (pictures) by CountDracula(m): 2:15pm On May 26, 2016
Mine

PoliticsRe: $1.8bn Assets Of Aluko & Omokore To Be Frozen by CountDracula(m): 1:14pm On May 26, 2016
cktheluckyman:
BTW these properties cannot be freezed by the orders of a lagos high court as there are outside its jurisdiction
Freezed... Nawa ooo. Na wetyn economy cause be dis? Bro past tense of freeze is frozen
SportsRe: 12 Catégories Of Fans/persons You Are Sure To See In A Football Viewing Center by CountDracula(m): 8:04pm On May 25, 2016
Watching football publicly is always more interestin dan sittin at home watching, I fall into category 12... I am almost avin an erectiion waiting for d final on saturday... I'm a madrid fan... Which of d madrids? I guess we'll find out by 10pm saturday

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