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PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri With Hungarian Dog In London Streets (photos) by CountDracula(m): 9:18am On Jun 08, 2016
Why is d dog holding d guy? Abi which one is d dog?
CrimeRe: Am Okoh Godwin Am Not A Bokoharam Member by CountDracula(m): 4:20pm On Jun 07, 2016
Dis ur story na fool go believe am, inshort ure either a very stupid person or ur story really is poorly made up
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Artwork Created By Chris Brown (photo) by CountDracula(m): 2:51pm On Jun 07, 2016
Nice
TV/MoviesRe: Anyone Seen Crossbones Tv Show by CountDracula(m): 2:45pm On Jun 07, 2016
Finished crossbones... Itt was nice, nice little twists, unfortunately I don't think they wil renew it for a second season
PoliticsRe: Inside Muhammad Ali’s Training Camp In Pennsylvania That Cost Him $100,000(pics) by CountDracula(m): 2:39pm On Jun 07, 2016
D man was just great
Music/RadioRe: Photo : Check Out Chris Browns Gift To Wizkid Here by CountDracula(m): 2:36pm On Jun 07, 2016
All d artistes dat av had collabrations wit foreigners in nigeria, none of dem have gotten to dis level, ever! Shows d young man is workin hard... I wish him d best
CelebritiesRe: Wow! World Footballer Neymar Rents £7,000 Beverly Hills Mansion For Vacation!! by CountDracula(m): 2:31pm On Jun 07, 2016
See fine boy, dat money wil build a house in nigeria
PoliticsRe: Buhari May Extend 10-day Trip — Sahara Reporters by CountDracula(m): 1:55pm On Jun 07, 2016
aalangel:
CountDracula, he's extending his trip o.
Ahhhhh!!! D gods are playin a cruel trick on me, it must not b extended ooo
RomanceRe: Ladies, Before You Hand Over Your Breast To Any Man.. Do This! (see Photo) by CountDracula(m): 9:02am On Jun 07, 2016
aalangel:
Change you to become Prince Charming.
I don't want to be a prince, neither do I want to be charming... Dose qualities are for the boring people, we can rule d world togeda u and me, and we cud bath in d erythrocytes of the people who stand in our way
RomanceRe: Ladies, Before You Hand Over Your Breast To Any Man.. Do This! (see Photo) by CountDracula(m): 10:51pm On Jun 06, 2016
aalangel:
Dracula proposes to Angelhuh Iara vs Oshiomole remix.
Looool... Wat shall a dark evil villain do without a holy angel by his side
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Blasted For Writing An Ode On Muhammad Ali's Death by CountDracula(m): 6:42pm On Jun 06, 2016
Esseite:
Well... they all made good comments, he could have used the medium to promote one Nigeria as is the govt's "supposed" plan...

But he ended up showing his true colours..
they "all" made good comments? Including dis infidel?

RomanceRe: Ladies, Before You Hand Over Your Breast To Any Man.. Do This! (see Photo) by CountDracula(m): 6:20pm On Jun 06, 2016
BerryScott:
hope you are a feminist now tongue tongue tongue
Yeah I am, for today
CelebritiesRe: Henrietta Kosoko's Death: She Is The Third Wife Jide Kosoko Has Lost by CountDracula(m): 6:18pm On Jun 06, 2016
Sorrow
RomanceRe: Ladies, Before You Hand Over Your Breast To Any Man.. Do This! (see Photo) by CountDracula(m): 6:16pm On Jun 06, 2016
aalangel:
And if the 10 days is extendedhuh?
If his vacation exceeds 10days I wil propose to u undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Before You Hand Over Your Breast To Any Man.. Do This! (see Photo) by CountDracula(m): 3:06pm On Jun 06, 2016
aalangel:
So, you're now a feminist.
Yes, I wil b a feminist for d 10days our president is goin to be on vacation
RomanceRe: Ladies, Before You Hand Over Your Breast To Any Man.. Do This! (see Photo) by CountDracula(m): 12:23pm On Jun 06, 2016
rosieluv:
oya it hs hit frontpage,u must bcom a feminist
Ahhhh!!! I take it back, olohun maje
PoliticsRe: Another 140,000 Bpd Shut In As Agip, AITEO Close Operations In Bayelsa by CountDracula(m): 7:35am On Jun 06, 2016
I hope dis won't eventually lead to a civil war, marvel's avengers caused a civil war, I hope naija avengers won't do the same
PoliticsRe: Bakassi People Cry For Help by CountDracula(m): 7:33am On Jun 06, 2016
D whole nation is in tears, who will give us handkerchief? May God help them
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Defends Brymo, Lists Successful People Who Dropped Out Of School by CountDracula(m): 7:21am On Jun 06, 2016
Mockery, I also knw people who bcame rich by being drug lords; pablo, fidel, etc. Doesn't mean its good to b a drug lord or it makes sense, froze abi frozen abi fred shud not send his child to sch den
RomanceRe: Ladies, Before You Hand Over Your Breast To Any Man.. Do This! (see Photo) by CountDracula(m): 7:21am On Jun 06, 2016
If dis hits FP I will become a feminist undecided
BusinessRe: Rules Of Using The Atm Machine And Atm Card. by CountDracula(m): 7:15am On Jun 06, 2016
6. Don't withdraw all d money because u have it, let others too hve smthng to witdraw biko, in my sch some infidels will come all d way from outside d sch and witdraw from our atm, if u are behind dem u go jus dey vex, dey wil witdraw 20k, anoda 20k, anoda 20k, by d tym dey are done u dt u wanna witdrw 1k go jus see "temporarily unable to dispense cash"
PhonesRe: How To Buy A Charger That Can Charge Your Phone Faster by CountDracula(m): 7:06am On Jun 06, 2016
But there's a downside to usin a charger dt packs too much punch; it deteriorates d battery life span (on d long run) itself faster. There's a reason ur fone comes wit its standard factory charger, its because d company knws d power rating most suitable (both to charge fast and to last long and also d overall life span or durablity) for the battery they made, so u buyin a higher rating is like askin d company to go fvck demselves, u knw better dan dey do... Ur fone myt charge slow but trust me its better on d long run
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by CountDracula(m): 6:40pm On Jun 03, 2016
whizqueen:
Guys complain of not wanting a liability as a spouse,yet you claim that financially stable women are rude and proud. undecided

Men don't even know what they want sef tongue

Jeffreyjamez, sod09, iamcharis and justwise. Your answers are cool. Thanks. But still men don't know what they want tongue


Another question, why are most guys just selfish? After eruption during sex they just sleep off. They don't consider their partners feeling or satisfaction? Sex to them is just more like "hit", "cum" and "doze". Don't you guys know what is after sex activity? huh
Wow. I feel so sad for u, honestly, because uve not met a man dat drives u crazy, makes u cum 1st, a real man... I feel ur pain. I do
PoliticsRe: Past Govt Wasted Forex On Importation Of Toothpicks — Buhari by CountDracula(m): 3:12pm On May 29, 2016
marshallkiz1:
bia dis man use ur head and stop posting nonsence here, during Jonathan's 1 year in office, was the economy as bad as this? Since you're still supporting the dullard why not advice him to diversify the economy and stop pointing accusing fingers on others. Mcheeeew!
Alryt. Reasonin wit u is jus pointless... I knw ur type
PoliticsRe: Past Govt Wasted Forex On Importation Of Toothpicks — Buhari by CountDracula(m): 10:26am On May 29, 2016
AreaFada2:
Well, we hold people to their promises.

Why promise what you cannot deliver, with your promised time frame?

Did we force APC/Bubu to make campaign promises at gunpoint?
Did he promise to turn everythng to great within a year?
Being a president is not d same as being an aspirant, there were things dey didn't knw abt wen dey were campaignin, things dt cud delay their initial strategy or even alter it, if u want to hold someone to a promise atleast let dem fail d promise 1st, dis is 1/4 of his years on d "throne"... If u become president one day I wudnt hold u to a campaign promise in ur 1st year... Dats just absurd. Even God didn't create everythng in one day
PoliticsRe: Past Govt Wasted Forex On Importation Of Toothpicks — Buhari by CountDracula(m): 10:20am On May 29, 2016
FXCRAFT:
Are you saying Buhari is the only Nigerian who works without results to show? Please be serious and stop this sychophancy; it's nauseating.


Rather than clamour for the government to sit up and stop the blame game, you're blinded to think that the militancy scourge we're faced with did not emanate from the 97% comment.
Bfor u mention someone pls read wat dey wrote well and try to understand... Ure talkin as if uve been to his office and u saw him napping or arrangin some halloween party or smthng... is it not work he's been doin since he became president, because uve not seen d positive results doesn't mean he's not doin anythng. Just calm ur tits, all ur ravin and clamourin wil simply give u headaches. Calm down, let him finish or atleast get to 2-3years, if u want to hire a league of assassins den I won't utter a word to stop u. Dats ws my major point.
PoliticsRe: Past Govt Wasted Forex On Importation Of Toothpicks — Buhari by CountDracula(m): 10:10am On May 29, 2016
Reyginus:
I think it's you who needs reason deeper. He's simply saying the man should stop complaining and do his job like Zidane did with Madrid. And if he was prepared to rule he wouldn't take 5 months in choosing ministers.
So because it took time to "appoint, not choose" ministers it means he's not ready to work? Haba! As a president u cannot afford to leave d people ure governin in d dark, there has to b social/press platforms, and coachin a football team of max 25players isn't exactly d same as makin d lives of a 150million persons better... Wat I'm sayin is he's not selling beans in aso rock, so let him work. Wen he's done we wil give him report card filled wit all our regrets and curses if he doesn't do well or blessings and good wishes if he does great
Christianity EtcRe: What's The Best Age Of Marriage? Understanding Christ-ordained View Of It by CountDracula(m): 9:57am On May 29, 2016
d ryt age is wen God provides a wife naw... Not a boo ooo, a wife
FamilyRe: Pls House: Is There Any Way To Correct My 2 Year Old Girl K Leg by CountDracula(m): 9:54am On May 29, 2016
I don't think u can correct dat... Maybe thru surgery but dat myt destroy her leg, just see d beauty in it... I personally like k-leg cheesy
PoliticsRe: Past Govt Wasted Forex On Importation Of Toothpicks — Buhari by CountDracula(m): 9:47am On May 29, 2016
735i:
Mr. President....
The past one year has been one of untold hardship. Your party and your "humble" self have reneged on virtually all your campaign promises.

You had ample time to prepare whilst you were campaining..but you obviously didn't prepare to rule as you were more interested in getting power by any means possible..

Your scorecard in the last 365 days is a perfect reflection of a man without a sense of direction...

Dear Mohammed Buhari... You have failed Nigerians...but most of all...you failed yourself.

Bow your head in shame!!!
Bros I wish u wud reason deeper. For some reason nigerians expect promises to be met at once, immediately, we're over 150million, dats 150million problems... How's dat supposed to be solved in a year? I wud admit his blame game is really unecessary but dis man is workin, instead of concludin dat he has failed why not wait till he's done atleast 2-3years... I'm tired of all dis whinning and whinning. Ure not a woman. Come on!
PoliticsRe: Past Govt Wasted Forex On Importation Of Toothpicks — Buhari by CountDracula(m): 9:42am On May 29, 2016
saintgwizard:
Lamentations of a confused leader.

You now blame the economist for your shortsightedness.

Dubbed outcome of national sovergn conference a trash.

Blamed everybody and everything but youself for the decay and lack of direction.

The masses will soon get to their breaking point. Then you will know that leaders are as powerless as a fly when the citizens revolt.
What rubbish are u trashing... Have u discussed wit an economist bfor? And wat masses are u talkin abt? I don't knw why some idiots see violence as a solution to problems. Dis is how everythng went to trash. If d avengers cud keep calm and allow d man work won't we see some improvemnts? Dis is is 1st year for God's sake. What has their blowin up everythng added to d lives of d people?
CareerRe: A Retired Teacher That Returned Money To His State Treasury. by CountDracula(m): 9:19am On May 29, 2016
GossipHeart:
3 pieces of tomatoes is sold for 3 thousand naira.
$1 is 340 naira

You still return the money wey the government just dash you.

You need deliverance
Actually if anybody needs deliverance and wisdom its u... Must u show ur lack of moral and service on a social platform like dis... Infidel

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