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ajasa4link: Na wa o...The guy is not even worth 16million and yet he has 3wives and 8kids.
Why him liver no go fail now?

LOL! This is so so hilarious

Rubbish Post.You just discovered what some persons knew since they were 10 and u're calling it a research.How this rubbish made frontpage still baffles me.Mods here needs seriously caning.

Lol.They are adorable!I love kids so so much.

Many pictures of you roofing a 4-Bedroom flat made frontpage.Hw does dis affect us ni...Rubbish!

Oluwawhemzy: mine has been surviving without it!!!

For real?Kudos.but the problem is...If a guy doesn't ask a girl for sex she might go out and sleep with another guy vice versa.I don't think such relationship is possible,one of the partners is gonna think the other is not really in love

She told you she's interested in a muslim guy and she needs a break to clear her head.Leave her alone,she's probably having fun and you're sitting somewhere waiting for her.If you've been a good bf I don't see any reason why she'd want a break to clear her head of what?You or the muslim guy?Try moving on abeg,Girls sef ehn....

Shit happens...

nekaa: what ever advice you get here, I am just here to tell you that















"IT CANT BE A 100% EFFECTIVE AS STAYING THE HELL AWAY FROM GETTING LAID"!

But you do get laid and you enjoy it right?

Alexyswiss: OP Your case dy yaba left...hahahaha..nice one sha

Person wey u say dey yaba left dey pray make u blow,even if you don blow you go contunue to dey blow.Take dat back!

I've been reading prophecies made by Men of God on nairaland and they are mostly vague,so it's time to make my own prophecy for 2014.Claim it if you want LOL and pray against any that doesn't sound good.Thus says the Lawd!
1)I see many people dumping blackberry for Tecno phones.
2)Many youths are going to join the 'yahoo-yahoo' business.Pray you shouldn't fall victim to their pranks.
3)I see Bayern Munich winning either leg of their tie against Arsenal in the champions league.
4)I see a breakthrough for ugly girls,the rich handsome guys are gonna be interested in them this year.
5)Massive sale for FIFA 15,EA are gonna break their own sales record because people are going to be more interested in video games after the world cup.
6)This year,boys are going to download more movies than they buy.
7)Argentina will beat the Super Eagles at the world cup(pls pray against this)
Some guys are still going to be a 'mugu' for girls,they're gonna spend and won't even get a kiss.
9)The world cup will still hold in brazil despite delay in construction works.
10)I see all nairalanders making money this year.AMEN!
11)I see myself winning Mr.Nairaland.(You wan pray against am?calm down ni...)Lol.
Happy New Year!

Cubeet: R.I.P MANDELA

Na now you know say he die abi you dey find likes?

Odunharry: guy kp am first...afta service u go lite am

Na like 15 mins.more!Can't wait.Thank God we made it,God bless our hearts. I love y'all

Mehn! The fire crackers wey I wan tk scatter the town don ready o!

JMAN05: We join the police, but not the military. That we dont join them does not mean that we do not acknowledge the work they do in line with God's permission. But, as Christians, do you think that you should kill your enemy or your fellow christian?

Secular history testifies that early christians never engaged in military work or politics. Do some research before criticising.

Why don't you join the millitary?Heaven is the only place where there will be peace,here on earth every nation needs to protect it's citizens and resources.About the killing part,what about in self defence?you kill anyone who wants to take your life.So you'd preach to a person that has killed your family and is about to tk ur own life when you have a chance of killing him ehn?You guys are confused PERIOD!

dechandel: So of all d gifts wey full naija.. Na only pant u sabi

Girls love such gifts.Not all tho,try a galaxy 5 first then use d undies to top it.

LadyH: hi dear!

Hw're you? Leave dis Op with him madness first

[quote author=LBanks]Although some women can really get to your nerve at times, but it doesn't show strength as a man beating or fighting a woman or even engaging in a quarrel with them. And by the way, what makes you think it is stupidity if a girl kneels down to beg her guy? Is she not the woman? or are you (the guy) supposed to be the one doing that? I wonder the way people view certain issues[/quote
Listen to yourself,u didn't even understand a single word of what I said.,I said "they walk out on their mom when they do something wrong".They are supposed to tell their mom that they're sorry thesame way they do when their Bf beat them up(maybe twas even d guy that was wrong)for no reason.Didn't say the guy should kneel and beg.

LadyH: you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I catch u!

Lady H

How does this topic or thread add anything to our lives,pictures of tonto and funke akindele.#CRAZY

kekakuz: guys i dont mean to sound shabby or silly or sound like one of those churchy guys who attribute anything innovative to the demon but something strange happened to me.

i got tired after doing some house cleaning so i decided to relax a little and watch a movie on my phone.

i could not watch the movie no matter how hard i try.the film played but i just could not put my self together to watch. .not long after i slept off.
-i had a dream i was in a car with my brother. the car looks so cool because u can use a screen to see instead of a the normal windscreen and you can use your phone to drive it

suddenly i felt this darkness allover.the phone became brighter and you could see tru the phone. same with my bros phone.

i suddenly feel the phone could see me more than i can see it.-i see the sreen get bigger and the phone emiting a dagerous gaseous substance that was chocking me. i tried to breath but could not so i forcefully stood up and tore tru the darkness but still could not breath.at this moment i was consious but not totally awake.- i could not breath in reality and i saw my phone infront of me.

i tried so hard and i felt like i was dieing

i started to pray in spirit as i could not lift myself.just then i felt a lid lifted from my nose so i could breath.i sprung back to life and tried to breath but my nose was solidly blocked.- i had to open my mouth till i found mentol.

i 'knew i was delivered because my nose was totally blocked yet i was able to breath a little enough to bring me back to life.
am not here to spoil anyones market but i fing this event disturbing and revealing.

God bless u all as u take note and become more vigilant. merry xmax people.

I still don't get it,I thought the whole stuff happened in reality,thot u wanted to say your cell phone disappeared from your pocket and you found it in ur closet. You are high on something I think

I love this thread.Another problem is they don't join the army or police force and when they have a problem who do they call?I think they are soooo confused,all witnesses are.

@OP I think you are crazy,u need your drugs.If you don't wanna worship God then don't worship him.You'll suffer the consequences yourself.

Guess you're the type that joke with everything,guess u say things like "hmmm,babe u dey hot o,mehn u go kill dem".They'd find it funny but you'd just be the guy that says stupid jokes and they won't take you serious.I'll advice you start making new friends and change ur 'nice guy' attitude.

Hollywood movies are the best.I keep wondering if Nollywood will ever get to that level.

Space booked

Crazy,but I think I like it.Like dis post if you do.

Damn!You are super jobless!

Every father would do dat.It's inbuilt,u can't stand and watch your child die no matter the circumstance.Kudos to him tho.

Well,this confirms the fact that most girls have got the brain of a fish.Didn't mean to sound rash but the xse was so into ur system u forgot about what a condom is and after the first abortion you still went ahead with him.Wise up girl,guys need fresh material.

And Mods leave better topics come carry dis one come frontpage abi?