₦airaland Forum

Ok.The head should keep swimming.

Those that love leftover4s. They beg to continue the game when one is having a healthy lead.They'll be like "bros abeg if time reach 75 mins make I hold ur pad,u know say u don win the game already na" lol. MEMORIES!!!

They'll all be like "Mom thanks for f**king a white man"

lalasticlala:
At least she fine pass that man-looking Iheoma that didn't get anything at the Miss world. ...

I been think say na only dey see say the babe get muscles.How that babe won still baffles me.

Show me a girl that you won't bleep if you take her to a house like this...?

The whole award is a scam.The fact that that stupid song called Pull Over by KC and Wizkid won ahead of Pluto(I remember) makes it a whole bunch of nonsense. Pluto is the best song that came outta Africa in 2014.

lomaxx:
Where was Adefuye when America was learning how to make weapons? See as the man is talking like USA owe him a duty to protect his country for him.

GOD BLESS YOU SIR. At this stage we still don't have equipments to fight BH.What will happen if a country declares war on us?Are they saying we don't even have enough weapons to curtail this insurgency?What about those tanks they parade on 'millitary day' or whatever it is called.For me,the only thing the Nigeria Army is good at is to torture innocent citizens.They all clueless Human Beings.

The alcohol part,I really hate that.You'll see guys walking around with a bottle of beer in a birthday party just to impress a lady.I begin to wonder;what on earth is he thinking?

I love Blackberry Phones.

I comment my reserve.

From her story:Does this mean that Muslims are not in God's plans?Just asking...

Youngpo413:
I disagree,the biggest cockkk ive ever seen was owned by a fat guy with pot
belly sef,I mean long,thick and handsome...

He did Penis enlargement.

Small Anaconda.That's kinda true.

izaray:
I personally brought this here instead of d job section, because of d love i have with my friends!

Vacancy!! A zoo in Abuja need some1 to take care of lions and brush crocodile teeth,

Salary is 30M per week, accommodation is free with an official car!

Do not thank me, wat are friends for!

Attention seeker.You got it,but every1 thinks u're a fool.

It's a terrible feeling.And some girls go just put their longue tongue inside your mouth,kissing you crazy. Yuck!!!

countsparrow:
True, but if u like the gal to an extent, it is something some people are willing to endure... But some gals ehn, they can play hard to get to d point of craziness, or simply, they just don't like want to date guy, but they like the attention... A man can never understand them

I can relate to this.A girl that loves my company and everything we've shared so far still doesn't wanna date me.

My advice:Sit down and think about your life and stop posting lies on nairaland.If you seek attention,walk in your street NAKED!

My advice:Sit down and think about your life and stop posting lies on nairaland.If you seek attention,walk in your street NAKED! MUMU.

See as her lips curve like who wan cry. She's pretty,but nowhere near the prettiest I've seen.

Lacomus:
For typing this sh!tt you aren't worth dating

Correct guy.So on point.

ayukdaboss: It's very shameful how Oritsefemi has gradually and successfully made CAN a joke in Nigeria. To think that a man who prides himself around heavily laden with blings and chains of different shapes and sizes like a gangster would make the above comment is seriously appalling...."I will not do anything to tarnish the image of the god of hip-hop"

So Mr. Oritsejafor you are using your jet registered for Evangelical purposes to do "kabu kabu"? What a show of shame.

Please humble yourself and apologize to Nigerians. Even GEJ (King Corruption) can't save you now.

Hilarious! Oritsefemi.lwkm

chibwike: Yeah, most of us do commit sin, ask for forgiveness, God forgives us. But then we might still fall into sin again, coz we are humans. If we asks God for forgiveness again, wud he tend to punish us before forgiving us.

When you sin on purpose just because you know that God forgive sins,He would punish you before forgiving you.

OrlandoOwoh: Rubbish! You think every guy is a he-goat that go about having sèx? If I had said I taught her how to fvck you would've applauded me, right? Nonsense!

What I wanted you to know is:The boyfriend has more say than you do.Deal with it.

OrlandoOwoh: I wonder why some guys hype a lot about sèx. I live my life in such a way that it means nothing. I've been in a close friendship with a girl (we're now far from each other) in which I told her I would like the two of us to prove to young people like us that they could be together without having sèx. She agreed. Even till recently when I called her, I told her not to allow her fiance or any guy for that matter have sèx with her. She agreed. Whether she had turned another girl, I don't know. But each time we meet, we have this innocent indiscribable affection for each other.

What are you? A baby? You're not even the girl's fiance and you are here making noise.She's having fun my dear.THIS ONE HAS BEEN FRIENDZONED.

haywhy28: I was shocked when i was informed that a friend of mine will be getting married sometimes early next year. Why? My friend is 4months pregnant. Two graduates who hasn't served will tie the knots, I felt so sad for her, a lady with great hopes and dreams for the future, now she would have to settle down with a guy she barely knows,a guy she met about 6months ago.
Do people know the meaning of the word 'marriage' ? Do they know its a life-time contract?
Should pregnancy be the reason for union of two people? This is getting too much and it must stop. That mindset must be changed. Pregnancy-caused marriage is one of the major causes of abuse, domestic violence and high rate of divorce in our society.
Well, all I can do is wish her all the best in life.

YES!Here in Nigeria if you give birth to a child outside wedlock it becomes extremely difficult to get married.They call you names like 'second-hand' and 'after-one'.The girl has no choice,it must lead to marriage.

A girl once said to me "How can an african prince like you say you don't have a girlfriend?You can have any girl you want". I was asking her out then,now we're dating and she's still shocked. I love her so much

Marverick: calling her damm phone everytime(remb u gat other stuff to do),always being d one to initiate a chat on bbm,watzapp only 4 her to reply wit K,always wanting to see her and hang out wit her(remb abscence mks d heart grow fonder),always trying to impress her( I hate dis specifically) ,always giving her eveything she asks for(she's gota work 4 it at times),always always the list goes on and on, last bullet be calm and romantic allryte but don't be a wussie, be a MAN!!

Calling a girl every hour could be so damn annoying.There's something called 'quality talk'.Call her not more than 3tyms in a day(except something pops up),Call in the morning to knw hw her night went and to wish her a nice day ahead,in the afternoon to knw hw her day's goin and sometimes just to say you luv her,then @nyt where you guy wud talk for like 30mins. All girls luv dat.

jennylove7575: you have gone cuckoo..I guess u don't have a mother at home and if at all you have one, you don't have respect for her. I believe its your free megabytes that is giving you stiff brain. Don't ever quote to me to talk trash...small 19 yrs old kid talking rude to his elders...ewu..mpama.

You lack manners,and it's ladies like you who push a man to raise his hand against a woman.You talk and put yourself in trouble.You shouldn't have brought my mum into this,I don't know what to say to you.I'm not 19 for the records,Graduated,and I buy every Mb I mk use of. BITCH!

jennylove7575: See small children analysis..... In my life I have never heard that sharing good quality friendship and relationship with your wife or girlfriend, filled with fun, joy and laughter, would mean weakness on the part of the man. What sort of illiterate, excommunicated, primitive, negative preconception is that? The assumptions are lame.

Honey,I sense your boyfriend just left you.If you want to vent your anger go to a near by river and scream till you are satisfied.Stop abusing people here.

Jnrbayerno: Helloooo...pls d guy on ur dp where is he right now...I know dat guy right from my childhood back den in d North

Wrong person.Haven't been there before.