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Politics / Re: Abuja Transforms For Buhari’s Inauguration (PHOTOS) by cozyvan: 5:33am On May 29, 2015
kemifunke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9HO0tOjSYs

kemi you did a great job..... well done
Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Kisses Wife At Their Wedding (Photo) by cozyvan: 11:49am On May 16, 2015
beauty and the beast
Family / Re: Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man by cozyvan: 9:58pm On May 02, 2015
is as truth dey bitter........ .


hahahaha. . . Boys are not smiling
Family / Re: Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man by cozyvan: 9:57pm On May 02, 2015
is as truth dey bitter........ .


hahahaha. . . Boys are not smiling
Politics / Re: Buhari And Osinbajo Flaunt Their Certificates Of Return Issued By Jega (photos) by cozyvan: 7:09pm On Apr 01, 2015
BlackGirlsCode:
Jega is such a handsome man kiss kiss kiss

I'm in love.
he's very handsome, and i love him..... i don't mind been his 100th wife... For dream..... lols
Politics / The Truth Is That We Need Change, Peeps Check This Out by cozyvan: 7:58pm On Mar 31, 2015
Everybody is busy talking about election nd
campaign,
but nobody seems to notice nd
understand dat d thickness of VIJU milk is geting
lighter ........
Tin Tomato no dey full again.....
Mtn 10mb no dey reach 24hrs again...
Fish no dey inside geisha again ooo...
Okro no dey draw again....
CloseUp toothpaste no dey full again...
Raid no dey kill mosquito again ....
Abeg oooo make una leave election and focus on
matters that concern us........
Politics / Re: Elections Must Be Cancelled In Rivers State, Says Amaechi by cozyvan: 7:02am On Mar 29, 2015
for waitin?
okc till 2019
Fashion / Ladies Who Wore The Make Up Better by cozyvan: 6:33pm On Mar 15, 2015
for me it's the cat......

Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson And Don Jazzy To Release Single by cozyvan: 9:49pm On Mar 11, 2015
if every body sing, who go listen or buy the song
Education / Re: I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 8:36pm On Mar 11, 2015
BrightForYou:



Wow,that's great. Congrats,more blessings ahead.



thanks bright for standing by me
Education / Re: I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 8:30pm On Mar 11, 2015
haydot95:
course? Uni?
Rivers state university of science nd technology
mass com
Education / Re: I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 8:29pm On Mar 11, 2015
hulkhiharitoz:
congrat .. My birthday is tomorrow .. And my jamb exam is next tomorrow.. Also



wish you success, u must pass. about the birthday u will keep my rice and big chicken ooooo.
hbd in advance
Education / Re: I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 3:16pm On Mar 11, 2015
BrightForYou:
cheesy


Wow,when you will be eating your birthday cake,I'll be battling with Jamb. That's cool. Happy birthday in advance and Success to you today.

guess what......
i got 209 hurayyyyyy
Family / Marry Her Or Go To Jail by cozyvan: 10:13pm On Mar 10, 2015
she is ready to give u the world.... would you choose to marry her or go to jail for life

Education / Re: I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 3:18am On Mar 10, 2015
BrightForYou:
Success to you cozyvan. Mine is on the 17th. Are you a science student? Don't forget to come back here tomorrow to give testimonies. Good luck...
I'm an art student, 17th is my birthday
Education / I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 7:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
preparing badly for my jamb tomorrow, any body here writing tomorrow? abeg notify me so we can do revision.

Forum Games / Re: Think You Are Smart? by cozyvan: 10:43pm On Mar 08, 2015
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Religion / My Cousin's Fiancé Is An Eckists, What Will She Do. Please Help Her by cozyvan: 7:00pm On Mar 08, 2015
my family is a strong Christian and my sis want to get married to an eckists, we planned to keep it a secret but it will get worste if we don't let the cat out of the bag..... I'm so confused right now cause this is the only way i can help her..........she needs your asvice please.
Politics / Re: Picture Of Amaechi Plaiting The Hair Of A New APC Convert by cozyvan: 12:09am On Mar 05, 2015
biafranqueen:
SO how is everything? Are you safe the Health Minister said 20 people have died of an outbreak and your cheerleading him like he is doing something heroic?
Politics / Re: Picture Of Amaechi Plaiting The Hair Of A New APC Convert by cozyvan: 10:09pm On Mar 04, 2015
i love him so much,
my best governor

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Amaechi Plaiting The Hair Of A New APC Convert by cozyvan: 10:09pm On Mar 04, 2015
i love him do so much,
my best governor
Forum Games / What Tribe Is This Guy From by cozyvan: 2:47pm On Mar 04, 2015
what do u think?

Education / Re: Crazy Photos From NAITS Week In FUTO by cozyvan: 9:29am On Mar 04, 2015
school sweet die
Forum Games / How Many Animals Can You See by cozyvan: 5:44pm On Mar 03, 2015
what are the names of the animal u can see

Celebrities / Re: See Iyanya Shirtless Picture. Cool Or Not Cool ? by cozyvan: 8:52pm On Mar 02, 2015
dwarf
Food / What's The English Name Of This Fruit? by cozyvan: 3:30pm On Feb 28, 2015
You people should help me with the name.. Please

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Forum Games / What Number Can You See..... by cozyvan: 12:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
test your eye.......

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc / Make Una Help Me Answer This Simple Question.... by cozyvan: 1:24pm On Feb 26, 2015
opposite of CHILD na wetin?

Fashion / Re: Ladies Can You Rock This Kind Of Make Up by cozyvan: 8:39pm On Feb 25, 2015
tongue
They are sexy i love it.... i can rock it
Literature / True Life Story by cozyvan: 2:10pm On Feb 20, 2015
I was in my 2nd yr in UNICAL,it was after our last
xam,immediately we finishd d afternun paper they was a
kind group discussn within the students,some were
informing frnds and colleague where re going to spend
their holiday,I walkd up to one of my coursemate and ask
him where she was aiming to spend hers and she
responded Abj,I was full of excitment cos I had on my
mind visiting my uncle they,I begd her that we travel
together cos it was my first trip to Abuja,she whole
heartdly acceptd,
On the day of our journey we arrived Abuja late we
decided to sleep @ a place she cald Area 1,in d midnite a
car drove in close to where we were sleeping I couldn' t
rise my head cos of tiredns,I actualy pple bargining a
business I heard 150,000 and d other said 130,000 amist of
d little noise I woke up to easy myself,immediately two
men approachd me and ordered me to move into d packd
vehicle,I was crying bitterly cos I sensed danger,getn to d
door of d vehicle I saw d girl da took me to Abuja steping
down 4rm d vehicle I pleaded wit her to help me beg
those men bt she silently walk out on me.they binded my
eyes and took me to unknown destination.
On my arrival I saw other men tied on different side of d
dark room,u cn hardly when its day or nite they,what they
do is when prominent men want to do sacrifice they ll
come they,the queen ll cast a die and whosoever it fall on
ll be slaughter or giving away to pple that buys him.
My first time to see the sun was my 5th yr over they when
my rank reached to d pple that used to throw excrete
outside the place.
In my 7th yr that was 20011 a setting politicians came that
needed to make sacrifice in regard to his political
office,when they cast d die,it was my turn,
Early morning that day they came and pick me,we stopd @
a seting place when it was already dawn,they came down
to easy themselves,lo and behold I saw a woman coming
back 4rm d church wit olive oil in her hand I recal da its a
forbidden item in da place we were locked I opened d door
and ran to d woman ,they start screaming and ran after me
and told pple that im their mad brother that re taking me
to psychiatric hospital 4 treatment bt shoutd it louder da
im not mad,some boys were beating me to re enter d car
bt fortunately one old man arrived @ the scene and askd d
boys to stop that I wasn't sounding like a mad person,in d
mist of d argument the old man pleaded da we go to d
nearby police station 4 further interrogatns,the men agreed
and enter their car,insteady of going wit us they reversed
back quickly ran bk to Abuja,
The old man took me to d station where I narratd my
experiences,they took me to a church owned by my town
man where they rise money 4 me and I travel back home.
On geting home they told me that my parents died several
yrs ago after al hope were lost on me cos we were only
two children of m parents and im f only male child
That's hw my yrs were wasted,I lost my academy pursuit,
my parents,d only person I ve is my sister who I dnt even
kno her wayabout cos I was told da it was during my
mothers burial da a woman pitied her and took along wit
her to Abuja,hmm he broke into uncontrollable tears.
Jokes Etc / Yourba Mum by cozyvan: 2:01pm On Feb 20, 2015
A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo girl whose
name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum
when he takes her home that her name was Bisi.
He told her his mum had a phobia for non-Yoruba
people and would never accept her once she
knows
she is an Igbo girl. She did as he instructed on
sighting the boyfriend’s mum.
"What is your name?" asked her prospective
mother-in-law,
She replied, "Bisi", but not without her
characteristic thick Igbo accent.
The boy’s tribalistic mum was so happy that her
son was getting married to a Yoruba girl ignoring
the Igbo tone and she said: "What a lovely name,
your boyfriend’s elder brother too is Adebisi, his
Dad is Olabisi and my best friend’s name is
Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?"
Njideka who had not made any plans for what she
would say if such a question came up got so
confused and replied "I am Ndubisi!"
The woman fainted!
Jokes Etc / What Will You Do If You Are The Officer? by cozyvan: 9:25am On Feb 20, 2015
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken
dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about
to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm
afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that
police officer who is sitting at the next table is a
regular customer of ours and he usually orders the
same dish.
The problem is, this is the last chicken in the
house.
I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and
arrange for another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up
his
food. The waiter walks over to the other table and
explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes
later the officer walks over to the man's table and
says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken
you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever
you
do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull
out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You
break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks
his
middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and
licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends
over and says, "Go ahead!"

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