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Politics / Re: Abuja Transforms For Buhari’s Inauguration (PHOTOS) by cozyvan: 5:33am On May 29, 2015 |
kemifunke: kemi you did a great job..... well done |
Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Kisses Wife At Their Wedding (Photo) by cozyvan: 11:49am On May 16, 2015 |
beauty and the beast |
Family / Re: Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man by cozyvan: 9:58pm On May 02, 2015 |
is as truth dey bitter........
. hahahaha. . . Boys are not smiling |
Family / Re: Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man by cozyvan: 9:57pm On May 02, 2015 |
is as truth dey bitter........
. hahahaha. . . Boys are not smiling |
Politics / Re: Buhari And Osinbajo Flaunt Their Certificates Of Return Issued By Jega (photos) by cozyvan: 7:09pm On Apr 01, 2015 |
BlackGirlsCode:he's very handsome, and i love him..... i don't mind been his 100th wife... For dream..... lols |
Politics / The Truth Is That We Need Change, Peeps Check This Out by cozyvan: 7:58pm On Mar 31, 2015 |
Everybody is busy talking about election nd campaign, but nobody seems to notice nd understand dat d thickness of VIJU milk is geting lighter ........ Tin Tomato no dey full again..... Mtn 10mb no dey reach 24hrs again... Fish no dey inside geisha again ooo... Okro no dey draw again.... CloseUp toothpaste no dey full again... Raid no dey kill mosquito again .... Abeg oooo make una leave election and focus on matters that concern us........ |
Politics / Re: Elections Must Be Cancelled In Rivers State, Says Amaechi by cozyvan: 7:02am On Mar 29, 2015 |
for waitin? okc till 2019 |
Fashion / Ladies Who Wore The Make Up Better by cozyvan: 6:33pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
for me it's the cat......
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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson And Don Jazzy To Release Single by cozyvan: 9:49pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
if every body sing, who go listen or buy the song |
Education / Re: I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 8:36pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
Education / Re: I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 8:30pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
haydot95:Rivers state university of science nd technology mass com |
Education / Re: I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 8:29pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
hulkhiharitoz: wish you success, u must pass. about the birthday u will keep my rice and big chicken ooooo. hbd in advance |
Education / Re: I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 3:16pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
BrightForYou: guess what...... i got 209 hurayyyyyy |
Family / Marry Her Or Go To Jail by cozyvan: 10:13pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
she is ready to give u the world.... would you choose to marry her or go to jail for life
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Education / Re: I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 3:18am On Mar 10, 2015 |
BrightForYou:I'm an art student, 17th is my birthday |
Education / I Must Pass Jamb By All Means by cozyvan: 7:10pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
preparing badly for my jamb tomorrow, any body here writing tomorrow? abeg notify me so we can do revision.
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Forum Games / Re: Think You Are Smart? by cozyvan: 10:43pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
60 |
Religion / My Cousin's Fiancé Is An Eckists, What Will She Do. Please Help Her by cozyvan: 7:00pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
my family is a strong Christian and my sis want to get married to an eckists, we planned to keep it a secret but it will get worste if we don't let the cat out of the bag..... I'm so confused right now cause this is the only way i can help her..........she needs your asvice please. |
Politics / Re: Picture Of Amaechi Plaiting The Hair Of A New APC Convert by cozyvan: 12:09am On Mar 05, 2015 |
biafranqueen: |
Politics / Re: Picture Of Amaechi Plaiting The Hair Of A New APC Convert by cozyvan: 10:09pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
i love him so much, my best governor 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Picture Of Amaechi Plaiting The Hair Of A New APC Convert by cozyvan: 10:09pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
i love him do so much, my best governor |
Forum Games / What Tribe Is This Guy From by cozyvan: 2:47pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
what do u think?
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Education / Re: Crazy Photos From NAITS Week In FUTO by cozyvan: 9:29am On Mar 04, 2015 |
school sweet die |
Forum Games / How Many Animals Can You See by cozyvan: 5:44pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
what are the names of the animal u can see
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Celebrities / Re: See Iyanya Shirtless Picture. Cool Or Not Cool ? by cozyvan: 8:52pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
dwarf |
Food / What's The English Name Of This Fruit? by cozyvan: 3:30pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
You people should help me with the name.. Please 1 Like 4 Shares
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Forum Games / What Number Can You See..... by cozyvan: 12:37pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
test your eye....... 1 Like 1 Share
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Jokes Etc / Make Una Help Me Answer This Simple Question.... by cozyvan: 1:24pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
opposite of CHILD na wetin?
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Fashion / Re: Ladies Can You Rock This Kind Of Make Up by cozyvan: 8:39pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
They are sexy i love it.... i can rock it |
Literature / True Life Story by cozyvan: 2:10pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
I was in my 2nd yr in UNICAL,it was after our last xam,immediately we finishd d afternun paper they was a kind group discussn within the students,some were informing frnds and colleague where re going to spend their holiday,I walkd up to one of my coursemate and ask him where she was aiming to spend hers and she responded Abj,I was full of excitment cos I had on my mind visiting my uncle they,I begd her that we travel together cos it was my first trip to Abuja,she whole heartdly acceptd, On the day of our journey we arrived Abuja late we decided to sleep @ a place she cald Area 1,in d midnite a car drove in close to where we were sleeping I couldn' t rise my head cos of tiredns,I actualy pple bargining a business I heard 150,000 and d other said 130,000 amist of d little noise I woke up to easy myself,immediately two men approachd me and ordered me to move into d packd vehicle,I was crying bitterly cos I sensed danger,getn to d door of d vehicle I saw d girl da took me to Abuja steping down 4rm d vehicle I pleaded wit her to help me beg those men bt she silently walk out on me.they binded my eyes and took me to unknown destination. On my arrival I saw other men tied on different side of d dark room,u cn hardly when its day or nite they,what they do is when prominent men want to do sacrifice they ll come they,the queen ll cast a die and whosoever it fall on ll be slaughter or giving away to pple that buys him. My first time to see the sun was my 5th yr over they when my rank reached to d pple that used to throw excrete outside the place. In my 7th yr that was 20011 a setting politicians came that needed to make sacrifice in regard to his political office,when they cast d die,it was my turn, Early morning that day they came and pick me,we stopd @ a seting place when it was already dawn,they came down to easy themselves,lo and behold I saw a woman coming back 4rm d church wit olive oil in her hand I recal da its a forbidden item in da place we were locked I opened d door and ran to d woman ,they start screaming and ran after me and told pple that im their mad brother that re taking me to psychiatric hospital 4 treatment bt shoutd it louder da im not mad,some boys were beating me to re enter d car bt fortunately one old man arrived @ the scene and askd d boys to stop that I wasn't sounding like a mad person,in d mist of d argument the old man pleaded da we go to d nearby police station 4 further interrogatns,the men agreed and enter their car,insteady of going wit us they reversed back quickly ran bk to Abuja, The old man took me to d station where I narratd my experiences,they took me to a church owned by my town man where they rise money 4 me and I travel back home. On geting home they told me that my parents died several yrs ago after al hope were lost on me cos we were only two children of m parents and im f only male child That's hw my yrs were wasted,I lost my academy pursuit, my parents,d only person I ve is my sister who I dnt even kno her wayabout cos I was told da it was during my mothers burial da a woman pitied her and took along wit her to Abuja,hmm he broke into uncontrollable tears. |
Jokes Etc / Yourba Mum by cozyvan: 2:01pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo girl whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her home that her name was Bisi. He told her his mum had a phobia for non-Yoruba people and would never accept her once she knows she is an Igbo girl. She did as he instructed on sighting the boyfriend’s mum. "What is your name?" asked her prospective mother-in-law, She replied, "Bisi", but not without her characteristic thick Igbo accent. The boy’s tribalistic mum was so happy that her son was getting married to a Yoruba girl ignoring the Igbo tone and she said: "What a lovely name, your boyfriend’s elder brother too is Adebisi, his Dad is Olabisi and my best friend’s name is Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?" Njideka who had not made any plans for what she would say if such a question came up got so confused and replied "I am Ndubisi!" The woman fainted! |
Jokes Etc / What Will You Do If You Are The Officer? by cozyvan: 9:25am On Feb 20, 2015 |
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!" The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!" The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!" |
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