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Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason:
percival:
'I will"... That's what you have been ranting like a gagged whøre tightly blocked on all holes with huge veiny dicks.

You worthless son of inferior genes birthed by a low-down whøre.

May the thatched roof from whence you spew hogwash collapse atop you this minute.

Demonised scumbag. One-eyed maggoty _bitch!
Lol, I'm glad the plague passed on by the rat fleas (your dad) which is causing swellings in your groin is making you have this inferiority complex and a blank expression that hides your true feelings. (Sharing your own comment) grin


A bullfrog like you don't listen.



Grumpy old Nematode. cool
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason:
percival:
You are beginning to bore me with the lamentations you cum-guzzling spermbank.


You had your chance. I gave you all the time in the world to find your lost resolve, but you have been stuttering like a faulty disc. Why, you are no different from the apple you fell from, the woeful loser hails from a long line of unbroken bastards and you are his latest curse to the world.

Just swerve off my path you useless piece of shît else you fall by the edge of my unforgiving blade.

Bastardized _faggot!
Lol, why are you taking so long to reply?

Lemme guess, you went for an additional fortification to your bullshit lines. grin


Wow, I told you, i can feel your pains already. grin

Bring your father here before you decide when you announce your renunciation.
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 1:31pm On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
There's the door, _bitch. Now run along. Clusmy ox. grin
And the African crippled pig thinks he's bold enough to compete with me? grin

Just like your pusillanimous father, you're just a pushover and i will make sure you turn out to be a decaying or rotting corpse in this section.


wink
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 1:12pm On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
What an empty-skulled porcupine. Projecting your short-comings and insecurities on others is your stock-in-trade.

Unlike you sad-face orphan who hovers over the face of the internet all day long looking for peeps to rub your misfortunes on, know this, everyone can't be you.

So while you were under pressure ransacking your cum-filled brain for dumb lines, this nigga was busy with some offline shït.

Save the unsolicited gospel for your dad's gaping asshole when next you join him for some serious ass-rimming

Toothless dog is what you are - all bark , no bite.

Bloody _bastard!!!
Lol, grin I guess my comment took you to the hottest part of aphelion and already, you're in a state of disuse to me.

I told you before, I'll only cause you some great torturous pains and annihilation in this section.


Go call your dad who's going through a mental distress let me end it once and for all.


I'll give him the funeral he deserves.


And as for you flatworm, I will dish you a hot comeuppance in your death bed.


grin
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 12:52pm On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
Calm your heaving chest gangly boy.

Not in the least do I consider you a worthy enough adversary to box with - you are gimpy-legged billy-goat and your upper limbs, as a consequence of too much wanking, has become very short.

But I come with good tidings. Step on the podium. I will mould your frail spirit into a man, something your clueless pa couldn't do, just the way his dick deflates when pussy comes knocking.

But first, you have to get accustomed to going down on your kneels to accord due respect to your superiors. Seems you will be doing a lot of that. cheesy
And it took you ages to type this truckload of bullshit? grin Lol, now listen up you vapid son of a ragamuffin plonker, I won't be the cause of your quietus this year, I'll rather give you some torturous suffering that will lead you to the beautiful alter of beelzebub and probably use you as a rogue or male servant in this section.




For the very last time, bring me your rapscallion dad and watch how I'll defeat him thoroughly and pay for his funeral.



Happy New year boy . wink
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 12:09pm On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
Go and purge yourself of your pussy traits, effeminate felicia. You shouldn't be caught dead opening your pussy-blemished mouth to spew horsheshit where real niggas are.

You belong in the confines of a skirt, and should grow male genes from there. Wimpy boy grin
I guess i was totally wrong about your slow recuperation exercise.

But I'll have your sourpuss autistic father to vent my displeasure on. For he has done a foolish job with a biological scuzzy mistake like you.


This is 2017 boy, I need your dad not a young pilchard like you.


wink
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 11:51am On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
Lol. This time you were careful enough to avoid committing the slightest error. Once bitten, twice shy. Kudos boy. grin
I see you're recuperating from the comeuppance I served you some days ago.


It's all good boy, see you soon. cool
Romance › Re: My Prophecies For The Beach Party by CplusJason: 11:45am On Jan 01, 2017
judefcc:
happy new year bro cool as the spirit leads cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Same here.


More blessings Bro.
Romance › Re: My Prophecies For The Beach Party by CplusJason: 11:40am On Jan 01, 2017
Prophet Jude.

Celebrities › Re: Davido's Baby Mama, Sophie Flaunts Hot Body In Bikini On A Remote Island by CplusJason: 11:34am On Jan 01, 2017
No wonder she's a baby mama.
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 11:31am On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
Indeed.
Wow, many thanks to "the all knowing witless professor"


cool
Celebrities › Re: Oyibo Man Find His Missing Rib In Nigeria by CplusJason: 11:27am On Jan 01, 2017
That last pics though......



Which one is Onyinye PhD again?

Crime › Re: Photos Of Ghastly Accident Involving A Speeding Truck And Car this Morning! by CplusJason: 11:20am On Jan 01, 2017
BornStunner1:
You just viewed an accident where ppl died and you typed that?

Are u okay?
So he should start crying?
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason:
They'll be on their way very soon.




I'm talking about "Those who give a furck crew"

Celebrities › Re: Singer Shatta Wale Gives Fan Toyota Camry As New Year Gift(photos) by CplusJason: 11:07am On Jan 01, 2017
....And the tight-fisted Eva is somewhere telling a loyal l fan to auction some chickens.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Teebillz Pictured Together At Stephanie Coker's Wedding (Photo) by CplusJason: 8:18pm On Dec 31, 2016
promisealor:
Thread wey me first create
Lalasticlala is cheating cry cry
I guess the Op is $2million richer.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Good Morning Naireland. Please I Want To No If Its Real Thanks by CplusJason: 3:58pm On Dec 31, 2016
1stladdy:
lol.. Wicked!
I really don't understand his problem.
Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Hangout For The First Time And Had Fun In UK by CplusJason: 3:25pm On Dec 31, 2016
Benita27:
You both look good together.

Maturity demands you keep your private meetings private, this show off is uncalled for.

No offence!.
Brilliant. cool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Good Morning Naireland. Please I Want To No If Its Real Thanks by CplusJason: 3:17pm On Dec 31, 2016
Medley:
you really got a future with this you cursing and swearing it will take you somewhere. Hope you've envisaged this long before now?
Please kindly furck off with all due respect.




Au revoir.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Good Morning Naireland. Please I Want To No If Its Real Thanks by CplusJason: 2:56pm On Dec 31, 2016
Medley:
God bless you. Next time before raising an alarm make sure there is a cause for it. Do a little research and don't be quick to use your fingers, you may stop the person from going for the interview ok, future leader.
Please get lost. I guess my advice to the Op to be careful is a big hindrance. .



Witless dummy.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Good Morning Naireland. Please I Want To No If Its Real Thanks by CplusJason: 2:37pm On Dec 31, 2016
Medley:
check your sense of smell next time before you become an hindrance to someone's opportunity of getting a job.
Bro, with all due respect, I think you're a fool. I guess you were so blind to see where i ask him to be careful.
Crime › Re: Husband Stabs Wife For Sleeping With His Sales Rep by CplusJason: 2:30pm On Dec 31, 2016
The man went too far.





He should have stabbed the breast and use a coke bottle to crest "sai baba" on the sales representative dick.




Useless cheat.
Sports › Re: 7 Deaths That Shocked Nigerian Football In 2016 by CplusJason: 2:05pm On Dec 31, 2016
Kevin Hart, former super eagles striker who scored the consolation goal against India which ended 99-1 in favour of India.







Yeye Op
Nairaland General › Re: 50 Prominent Nigerians Who Died In 2016 by CplusJason: 1:22pm On Dec 31, 2016
Omo n'Oba n'Edo, Ukwakpolokpolo, Oba Erediauwa, Ogiame Atuwase II, the Olu of Warri, and Coach Stephen Keshi, continue to rest in peace.





Really miss these men.




NP; Pray For Me by Darey.
Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola Celebrates His 38th Birthday Today (Photos) by CplusJason: 11:23am On Dec 31, 2016
aflyingbird:
[s]Hbd to the actor who makes Nollywood great cuz without him Nollywood would be wack.[/s] Hbd kiss kiss kiss
Nollywood or Yourbawood?
Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola Celebrates His 38th Birthday Today (Photos) by CplusJason: 11:20am On Dec 31, 2016
Sanyeri own nah to shout and open mouth upadan like mumu..... I prefer Odunlade and one other guy like that.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Good Morning Naireland. Please I Want To No If Its Real Thanks by CplusJason: 10:43am On Dec 31, 2016
Just becareful bro, i smell GNLD.
Celebrities › Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Joins APC by CplusJason: 10:40am On Dec 31, 2016
Lol, this one with his wide mouth don match line. grin

Wrong move barr. Kenneth.
Romance › Re: An Apology Letter. by CplusJason: 10:26am On Dec 31, 2016
December 31 2017, you'll still open another thread to apologise.
Politics › Re: The Best Performing Governors In 2016? by CplusJason: 10:21am On Dec 31, 2016
MrTruth4real:
I know majority of politicians are thieves, but I dont like it wen people praise ibori as if he did one magnificent project or as if he turned delta to Dubai. He was a governor it was expected of him to do those project he did. Uduaghan also didprojects like ibori. so ibori didn't do anything special.
Are you from delta state? Just answer this question.
Politics › Re: "Buhari Pity Us In 2017" - Nigerians Beg Buhari On Twitter [PHOTOS] by CplusJason: 10:11am On Dec 31, 2016
Lol, after voting for him massively, they're now begging the cattle rearer to have pity on them. grin



GEJ was right. Nigerians are indeed missing you sir. cool
Politics › Re: The Best Performing Governors In 2016? by CplusJason: 9:53am On Dec 31, 2016
tunjijones:
That's true sha... But too unfortunate for him to be caught. Have not bin to delta resently sha so lemme not judge.

Thks for being matured with ur response. Too many juveniles on nairaland. Was thinking u were one of them but u proved me wrong.
"Na who dem catch be thief" grin


You welcome sir. cool

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