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KillerBeauty:
I went to the public library today and I picked up some basic maths books. Started with one with a lot of fractions, percentage and decimal questions and solutions. It was kind of fun. Maths is fun

Kudos for taking that step,
did u see the book BASIC ENGINEERING MATH by John Bird, if u can find it the pdf format is all the web if can search for it.
and yeah maths is fun if u don't lose interest remember
INTEREST IS THE WEAPON OF A MATHEMATICIAN!!!

@op start from scratch and u won't regret it, I was once a victim. You can use text book like BASIC ENGINEERING MATHS it's highly comprehensive

place add me too

Jamb is just a money sucking body giving people wrong score.
Imagine last year when i wrote utme i only did 3 subjects eng,mth& chem dat was because d stupid time they gave me logged out and i couldn't log in again, when d results came out physics that i didn't touch at all i score 24. nw tell me where dey got dat score

I hope he knows how much they sell fufu and gaari at my village
btw
ao much did he won at the millionaire show

Examination is one of the best things that has happened to humanity, exam make u study hard and when u pass them u advance to the next stage. Imagine a world with no examination CHAOS, even doctors do examine their patients

All africa magic stations except yoruba and hausa no be igbo movies we dey watch there?, except that they speak English. Rubbish

Yeah, it got me laughing really hard

Trick alert!!!
Microsoft tends to turn window 10 to an annual licensed thing i.e u pay anually and will also stop support for window 8, dat is the more reason they r giving pirators free upgrade

I know say naija no go dey dere

I saw this on a website and decided to share it here, i don't know whether it should be posted in the jokes section ,since it is more of computer stuffs so i posted it here.

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1

What can I do ?

Reply:-

Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.

So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam.

I wrote my papers yesterday afternoon at fed college edu oyo, i must commend the sch management they did well they first showed us how to go about the exam through a projector, although the time was 3hrs i still manage to finish my phy,chem, maths and eng. Those who carried orijo waz caught because they were ticking too fast, so my advice if u have any orijo slowly use it o. Less i forgot a guy fought with a civil defense guy to essence that he was tasing him

Na so e be everywhere o and for the record d allowance nah #4500 not 10k

Nah lie joor

I no fit laugh anyways sorry o

On my way to ibadan NE lga will feed u guys of the situation there

Nah to dramatize what to do at the polling unit remain o before writting the test meanwhile download the inec manual here http://www.inecnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Election-Manual-2015-.pdf

sheyiOlu:
NOTICE!!! NOTICE!!! NOTICE!!! This is to inform you that the earlier scheduled Training for today Saturday 7'th February has been Postpone till the 9'th (Monday) of February, we regret any inconvenience this changes might cause you.

is the message from abj or ur lga

If u guys have started in ur centre pls let us know o

This is totally uncalled for. Training is suppose to commence today at ibadan north east 2pm but on getting there i discovered that the training as been shifted till tomorrow 8am without prior notice

Can we score songs?

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omajali2003: Pls I'm looking for a nice camcoder on a low budget too. Much and where did you get yours? Thanks

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philipstweets: i need a nikon D90. With 35-105mm lense.....any oda better camera is accepted.

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@ladywriter ls how do i know if an employer has awarded me the project?
An employer ask me to write an article for her through the chat message but when i check the on going project i coudnt find any. is it safe if i continue writing the article?

ladywriter: It is risky working outside freelancer. I don't do it. You may end up in a tight corner where you will not be paid. Tell the employer to work with you on freelancer. It is safer for you.

i guess i will stick to your advice. thanks

hello everyone, i just got my first job on freelancer but the problem is the employer want me to work outside freelancer is this advicable?

YoursGEJ: You too take style dey book space

no mind dem jare

henrimoto: do you have a voter's registration card ? It's accepted.

no i don't have i wasn't able to complete it

ladywriter: Great, am glad you are taking actions. I am not sure if Payoneer will accept your print out copy, why not try and get the national ID card itself. It will work.

the problem is that i've been waiting for the national id for weeks now, i was told that i will be alerted when it is ready so i can't say for sure if it going to meet payoneer deadline. maybe i should contact them

@everybody, payoneer sent me a mail that they are reviewing my application but they later sent me another mail that i should send them a government issue id which i have none, but i have a print out giving to me when i went to do my national id card registration can i use that too.
Thanks in advance