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FamilyRe: My Mother Keeps Comparing Me With My Dead Brother by Cpumping(m): 1:56am On Dec 01, 2015
end time lie lie story
CareerRe: Lara Odoffin, Nigerian, Loses Job Offer In UK Because Of Her Braids by Cpumping(m): 10:07am On Nov 25, 2015
I like ur stance.

aswear if it were in Nigeria, d girl wee even barb gorimakpa

grin
EducationRe: A Child's Survivor Instincts (photo) by Cpumping(m): 12:29pm On Nov 24, 2015
eeyaa
PoliticsLamorde Drags Senate, IGP To Court by Cpumping(op): 9:51pm On Nov 19, 2015
In an originating summon filed by Mr Keyamo, Mr Lamorde is asking the court to determine whether the Senate can invite the former chairman to appear before them as a person whose conduct of affairs is being investigated by them in relation to issues concerning the office he vacated.
Mr Lamorde also wants the court to determine whether the defendants can issue a warrant of arrest against him without first issuing a summons.
Mr Lamorde is therefore praying the court to declare that in view of sections 88 and 89 of the 1999 Constitution, the Senate lacks the power to invite him to appear before them in relation to issues concerning an office he has already vacated.
He is also seeking an order of injunction against the Inspector General of Police and the Department of State Service restraining them from executing any warrant of arrest issued by the Senate.
No date has been fixed for the hearing of the suit.


www.channelstv.com/2015/11/19/lamorde-drags-senate-igp-to-court/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
PoliticsRe: David Mark New Position In The Senate House (photo) by Cpumping(m): 9:43pm On Nov 19, 2015
ify2016:
lol
I barely send pm's but seeing ur dp eh, I just gats no choice
PhonesRe: MTN Hit By Another Fine In Uganda by Cpumping(m): 11:52pm On Nov 18, 2015
pls wen is Ntel coming out, shey dey will sell 5gb for 200 naira
EducationRe: Could This Be Why ASIANS Are Ahead Of Others Technologically? (PICTURE) by Cpumping(m): 11:47pm On Nov 18, 2015
damn asians
CrimeRe: ISIS Says This Brought Down Russian Plane (pix) by Cpumping(m): 11:45pm On Nov 18, 2015
boko haram shd not learn o
Nairaland GeneralRe: BREAKING: Buhari Orders Arrest Of Dasuki, Others Over Arms Procurement Fraud by Cpumping(op): 10:22pm On Nov 17, 2015
honestly, I ddnt read tru grin
just saw plenty plenty figures & my head full.

just jail the guy already.
Nairaland GeneralBREAKING: Buhari Orders Arrest Of Dasuki, Others Over Arms Procurement Fraud by Cpumping(op): 10:19pm On Nov 17, 2015
Following the findings of the 13 man committee set up by the Office of the National Security Adviser to audit the procurement of arms and equipment in the Armed Forces and Defence sector from 2007 to date as directed by President Muhammadu Buhari, the Presidency has ordered the immediate arrest of former NSA, Sambo Dasuki, and others.
In a statement signed by Femi Adesina, Special Adviser to the President on Media & Publicity, the presidency said, though the committee which was inaugurated on 31 August 2015 is yet to complete its work, its interim report has unearthed several illicit and fraudulent financial transactions.
The statement said that ”as part of the findings, the committee has analyzed interventions from some organizations that provided funds to the Office of the National Security Adviser, Defence Headquarters, Army Headquarters Naval Headquarters and Nigerian Air Force Headquarters, both in local and foreign currencies.
”So far the total extra budgetary interventions articulated by the committee is Six Hundred and Forty Three Billion, Eight Hundred and Seventeen Million, Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand, Eight Hundred and Eighty Five Hundred Naira and Eighteen Kobo (N643,817,955,885.18).

”The committee also observed that of 513 contracts awarded at $8,356,525,184.32; N2,189,265,724,404.55 and €54,000.00; Fifty Three (53) were failed contracts amounting to $2,378,939,066.27 and N13,729,342,329.87 respectively.
”Interestingly, it was noted that the amount of foreign currency spent on failed contracts was more than double the $1bn loan that the National Assembly approved for borrowing to fight the insurgency in the North East.
It further divulged that”The committee also discovered that payments to the tune of Three Billion, Eight Hundred and Fifty Million Naira (N3,850,000,000.00) were made to a single company by the former NSA without documented evidence of contractual agreements or fulfilment of tax obligations to the FGN.
Further findings, according to the presidency, has revealed ”that between March 2012 and March 2015, the erstwhile NSA, Lt Col MS Dasuki (rtd) awarded fictitious and phantom contracts to the tune of N2,219,188,609.50, $1,671,742,613.58 and €9,905,477.00. The contracts which were said to be for the purchase of 4 Alpha Jets, 12 helicopters, bombs and ammunition were not executed and the equipment were never supplied to the Nigerian Air Force, neither are they in its inventory.

The statement said that,”Even more disturbing was the discovery that out of these figures, 2 companies, were awarded contracts to the tune of N350,000,000.00, $1,661,670,469.71 and €9,905,477.00 alone. This was without prejudice to the consistent non-performance of the companies in the previous contracts awarded.
”Additionally, it was discovered that the former NSA directed the Central Bank of Nigeria to transfer the sum of $132,050,486.97 and €9,905,473.55 to the accounts of Societe D’equipmente Internationaux in West Africa, United Kingdom and United States of America for un-ascertained purposes, without any contract documents to explain the transactions.
”The findings made so far are extremely worrying considering that the interventions were granted within the same period that our troops fighting the insurgency in the North East were in desperate need of platforms, military equipment and ammunition. Had the funds siphoned to these non performing companies been properly used for the purpose they were meant for, thousands of needless Nigerian deaths would have been avoided.
”Furthermore, the ridicule Nigeria has faced in the international community would have been avoided. It is worrisome and disappointing that those entrusted with the security of this great nation were busy using proxies to siphon the national treasury, while innocent lives were wasted daily.
”In light of these findings, President Muhammadu Buhari has directed that the relevant organizations arrest and bring to book, all individuals who have been found complicit in these illegal and fraudulent acts,” statement said.



www.dailypost.ng/2015/11/17/breaking-buhari-orders-arrest-of-dasuki-others-over-arms-procurement-fraud/


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Jokes EtcReasons To Check Behind You Before Snapping That Selfie(pix) by Cpumping(op): 9:37pm On Nov 17, 2015
just check first lol

cc dan1luv ben13

Nairaland GeneralKachikwu Orders DPR To Auction Petrol Hoarded In Stations by Cpumping(op): 9:27pm On Nov 17, 2015
Dr Kachikwu, who took a monitoring tour of petrol stations in the federal capital, said that the NNPC was deploying all its available resources to bring down the heightening panic buying and appealed to Nigerians to be patient as they bring the situation under control.
In a joint press conference with the PPMC in Abuja on Friday, November 13, the NNPC had said that there was enough premium motor spirit to last the country over two weeks and expected import to last until mid-December and projected that the ensuing fuel crisis would ease out over the weekend.
Contrary to their expectations however, the crisis worsened, with fewer stations selling the product and from fewer pumps and with the heightening frustration from vehicles owners on fuel queues across states.
This led the Minister of State for Petroleum to take a trip round petrol stations in the Federal Capital Territory on Tuesday.
He maintained that adequate quantity of petroleum products are deployed across states daily to tackle the situation and processes were ongoing to ensure that marketers receive their subsidy payments as soon as the Senate approval is given, in a matter of days.
Reacting to speculations that marketers were hoarding petroleum products in anticipation of a reduction in pump price of petrol, Dr Kachikwu said that the country and the sector cannot handle such financial obligation anytime soon.
He added that a price modulation framework is expected by January to address the critical issues for marketers over the long term.

cc lalasticlala

www.channelstv.com/2015/11/17/kachikwu-orders-dpr-to-auction-petrol-hoarded-in-stations/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
Nairaland GeneralBuhari’s Accountant General Signed TSA Agreement With REMITA, Not Jonathan by Cpumping(op): 9:13pm On Nov 17, 2015
Indications have emerged debunking recent media reports that former President Goodluck Jonathan was responsible for signing the contract with SystemSpecs, the owners of Remita software, which is currently being used for the implementation of President Muhammadu Buhari’s proposed Treasury Single Account (TSA)
The media reports comes on the heels of revelations that at least N25 billion have been paid to SystemSpecs, amounting to 1% of all monies remitted to the TSA.
According to investigations by the Hope For Nigeria group, Mallam Umar Sani, the former Senior Special Adviser to former Vice President Namadi Sambo availed that the immediate past government never signed any agreement with SystemSpec.
He said: “The government as at that time began the implementation of TSA through the Government Integrated Financial Management Information System (GIFMIS), a World Bank assisted Project domiciled in the Office of the Accountant General of the Federation and it is through GIFMIS that all government Budget (Personnel, Overhead, Capital, Transfers etc) transactions are carried out, so why do they need Remitta?
“I can categorically tell you that it is the new Accountant General, Mallam Ahmed Idris, that put forward the Remitta proposal, but some other Directors led by the Director, Funds (Dikwa) vehemently opposed it on the grounds that government cannot have more than one payment platform and instead of using Remita to implement TSA, GIFMIS should be used”.
Also speaking on the issue, an official at the Federal Ministry of Finance who spoke on the condition of anonymity said that the “outrageous” agreement with SystemSpec on the use of REMITA software as a payment platform has nothing to do former President Goodluck Jonathan, as they did not sign any agreement.
Also speaking to the group on Friday, November 13, 2015, an official of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) availed that the apex bank has its own bespoke software for e-Payments and e-Collections, adding that there is no need for the use of REMITA.









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PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Yola This Night by Cpumping(m): 8:58pm On Nov 17, 2015
pray for yola.
SportsRe: Football Stars And Their Own Female Lookalikes by Cpumping(m): 7:42pm On Nov 17, 2015
I look like theo Walcott. aswear

grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Entry Level Inventory Analyst In An Oil And Gas Firm by Cpumping(m): 5:54pm On Nov 16, 2015
no more gate crashing embarassed

davide047 dd dey by chance tell u when dey call for other zones?
grin
CelebritiesRe: Breaking:Karrueche Tran Arrives Abuja To Host Play Club’s Pool Party(photos) by Cpumping(m): 8:13pm On Nov 15, 2015
cz she dated chris brown?
PoliticsRe: Three Unique Heroes Of South-south, Nigeria by Cpumping(m): 8:10pm On Nov 15, 2015
include my name
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity Looms As NNPC Depots Run Dry by Cpumping(op): 7:57pm On Nov 15, 2015
in summary,

we don't have fuel because
NNpc still owe importers over 470billions even after mr president approves money to pay them.

Our local refinery cannot meet up the demand of Nigeria

The storage depots are fast drying up.

A solution is not yet in sight.

We are in a deep shit.
PoliticsFuel Scarcity Looms As NNPC Depots Run Dry by Cpumping(op): 7:44pm On Nov 15, 2015
In what seems a baptism of fire for President Muhammadu Buhari in his first week as Minister of Petroleum Resources, pockets of queues in filling stations in some major cities across the country appear to have stretched as the fuel scarcity worsened on Friday.

In spite of assurances by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, industry operators remain sceptical that these were ominous signs the country may be heading for a big mess in the run up to the coming yuletide season.

The operators’ scepticism is fuelled by reports that stock of petroleum products at NNPC facilities across the country was grossly insufficient, with supply from local refineries incapable of supporting imports.

The Executive Secretary, Depot and Petroleum Products Marketers Association, DAPPMA, Olufemi Adewole, said on Saturday that all its members who own most of the products storage facilities across the country were fast running out of stock of products.

Mr. Adewole offered no hope that the situation might ease in the near future as most marketers do not seem to possess the financial muscle to undertake further fuel importations.

“We are loading what we have,” Mr. Adewole explained.

“But, it is one thing to load, and another thing for it to be adequate. We are loading what NNPC is giving us. As it stands now, almost all marketers have run out of stock.

“Sadly, nobody has the means to import. No marketer has received payment for products imported since August last year.”

Although the president gave approval a fortnight ago for the payment of about N413 billion as part of the subsidy arrears to marketers, Mr. Adewole said they were yet to receive the money.

“We learnt money has been approved, but the payment is yet to be made. Not one marketer has received a kobo. We are still waiting for the payment. If we got that, it would help us do better than we are doing at the moment,” he said.

The Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency, PPPRA, which is responsible for approving such payments, said in the wake of the reports that it was yet to get details of the approval by the president.
Neither the Executive Secretary, Farouk Ahmed, nor the spokesperson of the agency, Lanre Oladele, answered calls to their telephones by our reporter. They equally did not respond to the text messages on Saturday.

One of the marketers, who asked not to be named, as he was not authorised to speak on the issue, said feelers from the Pipelines and Products Marketing Company, PPMC, were that the stock of products at the depots was terribly low.

He said the NNPC depots at Mosimi and Ejigbo in Lagos as well as in Ibadan were currently facing acute shortage of products, as the pipeline servicing them are constantly attacked by vandals, particularly at the Arepo axis in Ogun State.

Details from the NNPC Operations Report for September showed that out a total of 287 pipeline break incidents recorded in June, about 151 cases affected the Mosimi line.

PREMIUM TIMES gathered that about 78 from 218 incidents were on the same line in July; 79 from 225 attacks in August and 22 from 236 breaks in September.

Other locations affected include the Kaduna line, which recorded 47 incidents in June; 36 in July; five in August, and 12 in September, while Port Harcourt had 71 incidents in June; 72 in July; 117 in August, and 170 in September. Warri had 10 incidents in June; 27 in July; 20 in August and 26 in September.
Besides, the marketer also pointed at the low supply of refined products from the three refineries in Port Harcourt, Warri and Kaduna to support a declining stock of imports by the NNPC and major marketers in recent times.

Although Executive Director (Commercial) PPMC, Justine Ezeala, said in Abuja on Friday that a stock of 1.4 billion litres of Premium Motor Spirit, PMS, popularly called petrol for distribution nationwide is projected for November, production figures from the refineries remain abysmally poor.

The combined capacity utilisation of the three refineries is at the lowest level at the moment, moving from 13.62 percent in July, to 24.08 percent in August, and 1.96 per cent in September.

Apart from the 210,000 barrels per day-capacity Port Harcourt refinery, which accounted for the entire 261,371.14 barrels, or 35,648 metric tons (MT) of crude oil processed during the month, NNPC report showed that those in Warri and Kaduna are currently not functional.

During the month, finished product yield from the crude oil allocation for local refining was only 23,465 MT, or 72.01 million litres of PMS, at about 4.15 per cent capacity utilisation.

Out of a total of 639.6 million litres of petrol supplied through Offshore Processing Arrangement, OPA, and local refineries in September, PPMC accounted for 456.8 million litres distributed. This was about 21.3 million litres per day.

With the country’s national consumption capacity put at an average of 40 million litres, the difference is expected from imports, an exercise the marketers say has been hampered with the refusal by OPA and crude swap dealers to pay their debts to NNPC.
The NNPC accounts for more than 55 per cent of total products imports, with the balance shared between members of the Major Oil Marketers Association of Nigeria, MOMAN, and the Independent Petroleum Marketers Association of Nigeria, IPMAN.

But the marketers blame their inability to meet their quota on a number reasons, including none payment of outstanding subsidy claims of about N470 billion from August 2014.

The marketers claimed the Debt Management Office (DMO), which works with the Finance Ministry and PPPRA to guarantee the payment of subsidy claims, had already informed them that there was no money in the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, account to redeem such payments.

Besides, under the new administration, marketers said such payments required the approval of the Senate, resulting in delay after the approval by the President a fortnight ago.

The marketers also accuse the CBN of denying them foreign exchange for fuel importation, apart from the commercial banks, which they said routinely default in letters of credit confirmations.
An average of $20 million is required to import a cargo of 30,000 MT of PMS.

But CBN’s Director of Communications, Ibrahim Mu’azu, denied the marketers’ accusation, saying the bank had always been conscious of the need to give priority attention to fuel importation in its allocation of foreign exchange.

“We give fuel marketers top priority in our FX allocation policy, because of the impact on the economy.

“We are conscious of the fact that anything capable of worsening fuel crisis would put undue pressure on the economy,” he explained.

On the issue of LCs by commercial banks, Mr. Mu’azu said the problem may be as a result of uncertainty from unpaid outstanding loans by marketers, which the banks may want settled before fresh facilities are granted.

Regardless, the situation appears to have eased a bit on Saturday in Abuja, as most filling stations, including the NNPC mega station, were selling fuel. However it worsened in other states like Kano where the few filling stations selling the product sold for about N130 a litre.

How long consumers would wait before the scarcity is fully resolved may depend on how soon government resolves its problems with the importers.
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/193193-nationwide-fuel-scarcity-looms-as-key-nnpc-depots-run-dry.html
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 4:50pm On Nov 15, 2015
r u pple seeing wt is happening in Europea u19 qualifiers?
Ukraine 3-Turkey 0 - 1st half 2nd half 3-4

choi I dn die
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 11:13am On Nov 12, 2015
randomly choosen.



1 FC Heidenheim - FC Ingolstadt (First Team win to nill)
Customer type: No @ 1.16
Result:

2. 12.11.15 15:00
Oman - New Zealand (Under/Over 2.5 goals)
Customer type: Under 2.5 goals @ 1.40
Result:

3. 12.11.15 14:00
Greece - Liechtenstein (Both teams to score)
Customer type: No @ 1.30
Result:

4. 12.11.15 17:00
Russia - Faroe Islands (Both teams to score)
Customer type: No @ 1.55
Result:

5. 12.11.15 13:30
Cyprus - Turkey (Under/Over 3.5 goals)
Customer type: Under 3.5 goals @ 1.30
Result:

6. 12.11.15 13:00
Poland - Serbia (Under/Over 3.5 goals)
Customer type: Under 3.5 goals @ 1.30
Result:

7. 12.11.15 14:00
Romania - Faroe Islands (Both teams to score)
Customer type: No @ 1.50
Result:

8. 12.11.15 14:45
Malta - Denmark (Both teams to score)
Customer type: No @ 1.65
Result:

9. 12.11.15 14:00
Greece - Moldova (Both teams to score)
Customer type: No @ 1.40
Result:

10. 12.11.15 16:00
Lithuania - Portugal (Both teams to score)
Customer type: No @ 1.25
Result:

11. 12.11.15 12:30
Afghanistan - Cambodia (Under/Over 2.5 goals in 1st half)
Customer type: Under 2.5 goals @ 1.09
Result:

12. 12.11.15 11:50
Maldives - Hong Kong (Goals in second half 2.5)
Customer type: Under 2.5 goals @ 1.12
Result:

13. 12.11.15 22:00
Ecuador - Uruguay (Under/Over 2.5 goals in 1st half)
Customer type: Under 2.5 goals @ 1.04
Result:

14. 12.11.15 16:00
Benin - Burkina Faso (Under/Over 2.5 goals)
Customer type: Under 2.5 goals @ 1.40
Jobs/VacanciesRe: See What A Job Seeker Saw While Looking For Work In Lagos Very Very Touching by Cpumping(m): 4:40pm On Nov 11, 2015
eeya
davide047,
lalasticlala
uboma
seun
farano
ishilove



help the boy
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 9:28pm On Nov 10, 2015
chei




I v landed in the villa, no hope of coming out soon o.
pls anybody wey fit help me o.

nairabet id: 456770

embarassed
embarassed

mke nobody com here tlk rubbish abt those 1.10 panellists oh.
dem noe put gun for your head tell u mke u play thier games.
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 9:13pm On Nov 10, 2015
village don dey smell oooo. chei lulea ....
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 6:53pm On Nov 10, 2015
that Hamilton match eh, its on the steady increase o, 1.27 just now, I kuku did handicap 2:0 @1.09
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 5:07pm On Nov 10, 2015
five have knack o.

cc
calebsky
lordthree
freshcv
2piontsonly

n co.


#chrismasmoney. #1.10
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PHOTO: Unsolicited Job Interview SMS To A Customer Care Line by Cpumping(m): 1:36pm On Nov 08, 2015
kestolove95:
All dix ibo boys for lagos no gri o
grin

just because u r a fine girl n today is sunday, awee let this one slide.
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 1:10pm On Nov 08, 2015
Calebsky:
Very Noble Idea. I tell you the truth- It will Work cool
And a note of caution if someone drops a tip and any tipster deems it questionable,,,,just give the reasons why you think otherwise,,,, and the other tipsters give their verdict.
This is coup u pple r planning for this bookies o.
hehehe


lemme gaan fund all my account, chrismas money must come out
FamilyRe: Dearest Nigerians, People Are Suffering.. Read This! by Cpumping(m): 10:08am On Nov 07, 2015
eeya
NYSCRe: NYSC DIARY: Engagement And Wedding Rings Mysteriously Missing In Lagos Camp by Cpumping(m): 9:59am On Nov 07, 2015
I dnt like long post, I also bliv in wat IMO believe
EducationRe: Ambode Appoints Prof. Njokanma As LASU Acting VC by Cpumping(m): 9:56am On Nov 07, 2015
kk

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