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Science/Technology / Re: Lion Fights Back While Rivals Eat Him Alive by Cpumping(m): 2:28pm On Apr 11
OK ma
MadamExcellency:


Are you Igbo or you learned it?

Lion is not Tiger.
Agụ is Tiger
Lion is Ọdụm
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Fights Back While Rivals Eat Him Alive by Cpumping(m): 12:47pm On Apr 11
Politics / Re: We Did Not Make The Payments As Requested By Minister, Edu - Accountant-General by Cpumping(m): 7:35pm On Jan 06
chokekachy:


Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7959969/betta-edu-why-approved-payment#127802007

Women!

You can't just trust them with power.

Arunmah oteh
Betta Edu
Patricia Etteh
Obansanjo bello
Allison deziani
Ndidi okereke
Sadiya farouq
Cecelia ibru

Etc
Fashion / Re: Braided Hairstyle: Fashion Or Madness? by Cpumping(m): 8:55pm On Nov 27, 2023
I pity this one if she try go fight another girl. The way they will drag they hair eh.

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Politics / Re: Budget: Tinubu To Spend ₦6.9bn On Vehicles, First Lady Office To Get ₦1.5bn Cars by Cpumping(m): 7:04pm On Oct 31, 2023
Agulu pig bought it with his own money. The drug baron, certificate forger, identity thief he goat, wants to us our common wealth to fund his thievery life style? When the common man is experiencing untold hardship? Both you and the unidentifiable human in Aso rock are not well in the head
Cruise777:
cool



Naira Devaluation


Should Nigerian First Lady ride in Uber or a non Bullet proof Tokunbo toyota Camry muscle?

With angry Xombidiot criminal, the office of the first lady need an executive car, four SUV for DSS a bus for press crew all fully bullet proof and preferable 2022 models
Agulu pig of Anambra can ride latest SUV , but first lady cant

Previous First lady car pool was auctioned off after a certain milage traveling accross Nigeria

*Mercedes-Maybach S600 Pullman Guard limo.... over #300,000,000

*Toyota Hilux SUV

*Toyota Van

*2 BMW dispatch rider bikes

*Mobile Command commiunication center SUV



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Fashion / Re: Is This Fashion Or Madness (see Photo) by Cpumping(m): 6:20pm On Oct 24, 2023
My own question be say.
Cold nor dey catch am?
adesegun121:
The world has gone crazy.

See fashion

Politics / Re: FG Reads Riot Act To Contractors Handling Abuja, Port Harcourt Roads by Cpumping(m): 7:45pm On Sep 21, 2023
Ofunaofu:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/09/fg-reads-riot-act-to-contractors-handling-abuja-port-harcourt-roads/amp/

Abeg make una tell Dave umahi to visit Edo state. Edo no get any single road, Auchi - ekpoma, by-pass, ologbo axis,. Trucks spend as much as 1 week in a spot on those roads. They even have to contribute money to mend the road somehow so it can be motor able.

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Romance / Re: In A Dilemma Right Now, Please Advise by Cpumping(m): 4:02pm On Sep 08, 2023
Nonywendy:
I have been dating this my girl friend since 2017. She made me fall and believe in love, she ticked all the qualities I desire in a woman. When I we started dating she was in her 200L, and everything was going on smoothly. Now this is where the issue lies,
When she went for service in another state, I started noticing some changes, wen she comes back home during holidays I used to go through her phone.(note: she has access to my phone and I too).
So one of those period I realised she is seeing another guy in the state where she is serving. I confronted her and she opened up to me and confessed. I forgave her.

Then after like 4months again, I later noticed she is also seeing another guy different from the initial one I noticed, she denied that but I had to do my deep investigation and got an evidence, she opened up again, at this point I broke up with her and moved on. After like one month she came back begging for forgiveness, It took me time to heal and I forgave her.

Then this last one that broke the camel's back, I noticed she traveled to the state where she did her youth service for something and all this while I thought she was staying with her sister, not knowing she was staying with the first guy she dated while serving whch she apologised. She stayed with her for three good weeks. How I realized was, I called her line one early morning arnd 3am

I can tell you for free, she will cheat on you, if you get married to her.

She sees you as a simp, 'make I go Bleep even if he catch me, Las Las I go beg him go still take me back'

If you like no learn.

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Romance / Re: Should I Go On And Marry Her? by Cpumping(m): 1:49pm On Jun 22, 2023
vibrant40:



Some days ago we had a serious argument about this matter and she was like maybe we should even end the relationship if I don't trust her (and this has always been her anthem whenever we have serious arguments, she would say maybe we are not compatible). She later apologized and promised not to let that happen again that she would cut loose of the guy, only for us to be talking via whatsapp last night around 11:40 for to receive this guys call and they spoke for like 10mins. I ended my call, she called back later and was like it was just an innocent talk they had....


Seriously, I am tired and confused, what should I do? Please help me with your candid advice. So sorry for the long epistle and some bad grammar.



Firstly the disrespect of cutting you off to pick a non essential call that late in the night is something you shouldn't tolerate.
If you can't she wouldn't stop it now, she would not stop it when you marry.

To be forewarned is to be forearmed

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Is Threatening To Release My Tape – Yusuf Kareem by Cpumping(m): 6:33am On Apr 13, 2023
Homo oshi
Family / Re: Frustrated With My Wife by Cpumping(m): 8:00am On Apr 11, 2023
My advice, speak to someone she listens to, maybe her pastor.
Politics / Re: INEC: IREV Won’t Fail During Guber Polls, We’ve Activated Second Option by Cpumping(m): 12:25pm On Mar 13, 2023
with a budget of over N300bn? you didnt anticipate the problems? you are a mumu man

Racoon:


https://www.thecable.ng/inec-irev-wont-fail-during-guber-polls-weve-activated-second-option/amp
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Cpumping(m): 8:58am On Mar 10, 2023
Awesome

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Politics / Re: BVAS: Saturday’s Gov Polls Might Be Postponed Over LP, PDP Court Order by Cpumping(m): 6:43am On Mar 06, 2023
Politics / Re: Let Us Deliver Sanwo-Olu, Let's Do Door To Door Campaign- Dayo Israel by Cpumping(m): 11:56am On Feb 27, 2023
Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour is the name.
If LP could win lagos, GRV can win Lagos.

Sanwo olu we are coming for your seat.

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Politics / Re: Google Creates New Logo To Remind Nigerians To Vote by Cpumping(m): 6:52am On Feb 25, 2023
Clean your mouth bros, dirty dey come out from there.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Asiwaju 2023!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Skilled & Experienced Female Chef Urgently Needed by Cpumping(m): 8:42am On Feb 02, 2023
all these skills and na 70k?

the house na gym?

why is part of the requirement "Ability to regularly lift 35 lbs"
Family / Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by Cpumping(m): 3:10pm On Jan 13, 2023
Run o. I say run o. She dey try fleece you. Belle noe dey dere.


Alesa3341:
Hello Guys, please I need a sincere and matured advise on what to do. This will be long, please bare with me.

I'm 27, am a businessman, I have this girl I really love so much and intend to marry her this year December, but one thing about her is her bad character. She challenge me, talk back at me, shout at me, get angry with me for days, refuse to cook when she is angry, disrespect my family, most especially my mum, always trying to paint herself good and paint me bad in presence of people, these are just little of the things she has done to me.

When she lost her job, and had nowhere to go, I had to bring her to my house, and provide everything for her, food, I change her hair twice a month, subscribe unlimited for her, I just provided everything a woman need to be happy for her. Last year November, she told me she haven't seen her mum for 5years and wanted to travel to see her, I spent close to 200k to take her to and fro, including other things she needed. She insisted on collecting the bride price list for me when coming back, I spoke to her mum and they gave her to give me. I was planning to finalize all on the weeding this year.

Last year DECEMBER, I took her to my family to introduce her, but this was the biggest mistake of my life. She was completely disrespectful to my mum, talks to me anyhow in presence of anyone, even to the extent of refusing to cook for me anytime she is angry, I go to kitchen and prepare food myself.

I love this girl so much but I still thought of continuing, with all this attitudes, I advise her everyday, I also took her to my pastor who advise her too most of the times, but she never changes.

Fast forward to 2days ago, we had issues because she told me to join her in washing and I refused because I was working on a client project, she got angry, washed the clothes and when it was evening she brought the clothes inside, folded her own in the wardrobe and just threw mine into the wardrobe without folding or arranging them. I was angry about this, but I kept mute. The next day, she sent me "sorry" on WhatsApp, I told her to come to me physically and apologize but she told me she can never do that, and why was she even apologizing, that she did nothing wrong, we exchanged words and she left my house.

Today, she called me and told me she is pregnant, and that I should send her money to remove it. I was like "just like that"? We didn't discuss about it, how will you just tell me you want to terminate my pregnancy, I told her to go to hospital and confirm it and also get the test report, she did this and sent to me, it was true she is pregnant, but she insisted on removing it, I persuaded her and she still refused, claiming she can't be a single mother. I told her I will take responsibility, but she insisted on removing it, I told her to go home and think about it, and she told me she can't leave there without removing it. After so much persuading I decided to give her the money, and told her if she removed it, that it's on her, that I didn't consent to this.

I asked her why we can't keep it, and she said because my family is bad, we support evil, if the sky is blue, we say it's red, that my mother is a bad woman, and she doesn't want to come there. She said so many bad things about my family, I was shocked! I asked her, how are they bad, she said "how can my mother be telling her to wash my clothes" I was just confused, After all I have done for you, is it bad if you wash your husband to be clothes, I left her!

Later she told me the doctor referred her to another hospital, I still tried to persuade her and she said her decision is final. She asked me to give her money to go to the hospital she was referred to, I refused! I insisted that we keep the baby, she told me "I'm a nobody, that she will call now and she will get money to go" I angrily blocked her. Later, she called my other line and told me, she went to the other hospital and the doctor told her, the cost to remove the pregnancy is 125k, she told me and I insisted on keeping the baby.

Please guys help.me, I don't want to terminate my first child, the girl is too disrespectful and rude, I don't want to continue with such woman, but she is carrying my baby, what do I do? And if she later agree to keep it, how do I go about it?

You all are just saying "don't marry her" what about the baby? Should I agree to abort it and give her the money?

MODIFIED
Politics / Re: LP Chairman, Spokesman Differ Over Okupe's ‘Sacking’ by Cpumping(m): 6:04am On Dec 02, 2022
This is not a curse o,
But as you want Tinubu to be president, however your principal is, that is how you would be.

CoronaVirusRelo:
grin grin grin




From PDP to LP, all are getting destroyed!

The house can not hold if its not for the sake of His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu!

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Travel / Re: Rivers State Completes Ikoku Flyover by Cpumping(m): 8:54am On Nov 02, 2022
The most useless flyover in Portharcourt
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Marry Her? by Cpumping(m): 1:00pm On Oct 28, 2022
He can only marry her if he is a Targaryen. grin grin



udofia234:
Good morning guys!!! A friend asks me his question yesterday and within myself I think its a taboo, or maybe the Christian doctrine might not allow this!

His father's elder brother wife, had a daughter for another man before marrying the dads elder brother. My guy said he"s in love with the girl. He then asked me that question confidentially but I said I'll answer him after I have consulted my friends about it. pls my fellow nairalanders is this right or should one call it madness?

He really wants to marry the Lady!!! But looking at it I think they are not related in any ways now.

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Crime / Re: Man's Penis Bitten Off For Stealing In Bakassi Peninsula (Graphic) by Cpumping(m): 7:27pm On Sep 29, 2022
but how man go bend down, open mouth bite another man preek commot? Make him tell u wetin dey hungry am.

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Health / Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Cpumping(m): 1:42pm On Jun 06, 2022
see eh, if the mosquito can just leave my ear , it can suck all the blood it wants. but just leave my ear.


with this condition, give me the mosquito please
Family / Re: Does Sex As A Couple During 'fasting And Prayer' Invalidate The Prayer? by Cpumping(m): 4:23pm On Feb 19, 2022
This is true, read 1cor 7:5 -6
Mariangeles:


That is not true.
Smh! cheesy
Family / Re: Does Sex As A Couple During 'fasting And Prayer' Invalidate The Prayer? by Cpumping(m): 4:19pm On Feb 19, 2022
Lmao
Not during the period of the fasting na, after you close the fast for the day. That was what I meant
Richy4:

I think the whole thing is based on agreement between the couple... Sex is equally a holy union between husband and wife...

People should not see sexual activity as a sinful thing... But the Puritans will find a way to link sex as an unholy thing...

But OP, Just a quick question, where will someone doing dry fasting for example find the libido for sex?
Family / Re: Does Sex As A Couple During 'fasting And Prayer' Invalidate The Prayer? by Cpumping(m): 10:16pm On Feb 18, 2022
In other words, it exactly doesn't matter?
Richy4:


Just read 1 Corinthians 7 Vs 5... It's self explanatory.. ie if u were a Christian
Family / Does Sex As A Couple During 'fasting And Prayer' Invalidate The Prayer? by Cpumping(m): 10:50am On Feb 18, 2022
Good Morning people,


Please I want to know, does having sex with your spouse during fasting in anyway affect/spoil the prayer?

I would need scriptural backing.
Sports / Re: Newcastle Utd Set To Become World's Richest Club After Saudi Takeover by Cpumping(m): 3:11pm On Oct 07, 2021
Saudi Money shocked
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Scam: Woman Arrested For Selling Fake ECOWAS Employment Worth Over N47m by Cpumping(m): 3:07pm On Oct 07, 2021
But does ECOWAS really that much?
Romance / Re: Men, Share 3 Words You Like To Hear More Than "I Love You" by Cpumping(m): 11:35am On Sep 22, 2021
ogbiwa:
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