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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No Plan To Sack Any Staff by Cpumping(m): 12:37pm On Dec 19, 2015
it better be true o
Romance / Re: Make Ur Booty Big With No Surgery - See Photo by Cpumping(m): 5:18am On Dec 19, 2015
na wa o.
im tired in short.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Jailed 330 Years In The US For Raping Daughter by Cpumping(m): 5:15am On Dec 19, 2015
The heart of a woman,
Modern day jezebel,
karma must catch up wit u,
peeing, anal on ur daughter?
I find dat hard to believe

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Politics / Re: » All You Need To Know About The Nigerian Obama Appointed As Security Adviser by Cpumping(m): 4:59am On Dec 19, 2015
he is just 34.
Nigeria killing talents since time immemorial
Politics / Re: Efcc Exposed Wike Of Riversstate Plans To Bribe Judges by Cpumping(m): 4:56am On Dec 19, 2015
u don go smoke dat borokiri weed abi,
dakuku will so loose, he wd wish dey neva named him dakuku. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Princess Diana's Wedding Cake Set To Sell For 2,600 Pounds After 34yrs (photos) by Cpumping(m): 4:53am On Dec 19, 2015
oyinbo n their mumurism
bt cm to think of it, its actually good business
Politics / Re: Kachikwu: Subsidy Removal Will Not Affect Pump Price by Cpumping(m): 4:45am On Dec 19, 2015
we shall still protest sha, just for the fun of it

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’ll Be World’s 3rd Most Populous By 2050 by Cpumping(m): 4:43am On Dec 19, 2015
wen pple wee just b drop babies like say na goat shit.
Fashion / Re: Queen Esther Nwauka Emerges Miss Big Tourism 2015 by Cpumping(m): 4:40am On Dec 19, 2015
wonderful

FTC
Career / Re: Please How Do I Cope With An Unstable Boss? by Cpumping(m): 5:13pm On Dec 18, 2015
d guy above me sha, grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Lagos State Website Hacked, Shi’ites Leave Message For FG by Cpumping(m): 5:07pm On Dec 18, 2015
osedvgirl:
ok oooo
u r in all threads .
are u introvert s sistergrin
by the way, whr is ladyf
Food / Re: Man Dies After Drinking 4 Crates Of Beer In Lagos by Cpumping(m): 2:56pm On Dec 18, 2015
osedvgirl:
shocked 12x4= shocked


how can one just use his own hands to invite death, ehnn, let him go and tell Baba God his mission on earth

but its not the drink dat kill him o, its because he fall inside gutter dts why he die. grin grin grin grin

the man suppose b legend.
drink one crate, come drink another, drink another, drink another.
chai

Guinness Book of records una don get dis kind record before?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC 2015 Invitation For Interview by Cpumping(m): 2:20pm On Dec 18, 2015
wen nnpc is planning to sack 1100 pple, I advise u just forget the job. look for other prospect.
the person asking wen they applied, since 2012.

3yrs ago.
we live in a funny country

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Politics / Re: People Who Failed To Use Pedestrian Bridges In Lagos Punished (pics) by Cpumping(m): 3:14pm On Dec 17, 2015
osedvgirl:

see you, can you spend one night in jail? Gorimakpa cheesy


loool, bt its not right dey treated like dat even if they r trying to save them from possible accidents. there r other civil ways to enforce the use of the bridges.

bet why u call me gorimakpa na fine girl with flat belly n fine leg grin grin grin
Politics / Re: People Who Failed To Use Pedestrian Bridges In Lagos Punished (pics) by Cpumping(m): 11:44am On Dec 17, 2015
osedvgirl:
It is acceptable cos its better than risking their lives

Taa dey had beta arrest me n charge me to court n let me go to jail. dan for me to do frog jump. lie lie. just better kill me dere.


wch kind nonsense be dis.
Politics / Re: CAN Protests Moves To List Nigeria Among Arab Nations To Fight ISIS by Cpumping(m): 8:26am On Dec 17, 2015
neoapocalypse:


But Nigeria is regarded a Muslim/Islamic state by its membership to OIC

Nw I noe better, dis grounds for biaf.... to leave this muslim nation.
Politics / Re: CAN Protests Moves To List Nigeria Among Arab Nations To Fight ISIS by Cpumping(m): 8:05am On Dec 17, 2015
BALLOSKI:
The boko Haram we fight here has pledged allegiance with ISIS , so what's wrong in being listed among nations that would fight them?

its not abt listing to fight isis, its tagging Nigeria an arab/muslim nation
Romance / Re: Going Through Your Partner's Phone..right Or Wrong? by Cpumping(m): 12:49am On Dec 17, 2015
me I v trust issues, I wd always check. I dnt v a problem u checking mine. infact I wd tell u lets exchange phones n check together.

its not my fault I was born this way. grin
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 2:56pm On Dec 14, 2015
Gibraltar league
manchester united vs lynx
Ft- X @ 4.50
italy lega pro grione B
carrarese calcio Vs Us pontedera
u 1.5 @ 3.10
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Borno School Needs 5000 Teachers by Cpumping(m): 2:04am On Dec 14, 2015
except them go carry 5 battalion of soldiers guard the school na the only way I go gree apply.

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Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 2:17pm On Dec 11, 2015
Bahrain league
Al-Muharraq SC - Manama Club (Both teams to score) Customer type: No @ 1.95
grin
Celebrities / Re: #AllStarFootballTournament: Flavor, AY, Alibaba, Frank Edoho Spotted (Pics) by Cpumping(m): 7:07pm On Dec 10, 2015
Mimienudles:
Flavour is smoking hot!
dts how u wee meet him one day n he will giv u belle
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ncdmb Hcd Training Is It A Scam? by Cpumping(m): 9:46am On Dec 09, 2015
bizzyjay:
I also received same..to best my knowledge it is legit


pls wt dd u study
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ncdmb Hcd Training Is It A Scam? by Cpumping(m): 4:13pm On Dec 08, 2015
Ncdmb - Nigeria content development management board.

I guess u filled out your info on their site, they partner with companies to train nigerians under the local content act.
To the best of my knowledge it isn't a scam

pls respond to ur pm
Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Phyno Over 'Help-A-Dog Post' On Instagram (Photos) by Cpumping(m): 10:27am On Dec 07, 2015
PECO4KING:
Name of local dogs breeds is mongrel
see as e come get fine name. grin grin
I was expecting smthng more 'pakoish'

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Phyno Over 'Help-A-Dog Post' On Instagram (Photos) by Cpumping(m): 4:01am On Dec 07, 2015
loool, wts all these oyinbo shit na,


lemme tell u for fact all those street dogs aka akuke aka nkita aka bingo dey feed well pass sm pple.


but seriously wt is d correct english name/breed for those street dogs

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NYSC / Re: Sokoto NYSC CAMP: Soldiers Humiliated A Corper. Pictures Inside by Cpumping(m): 3:56am On Dec 07, 2015
police is actually ur frnd grin grin

but wait o na power drill he use slap am?


the story nor complete, them nor go just power drill slap am like dat come sieze him id, come set panel for am, for doing smthng right?


haba even if him be mandela
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Amazingly Weird And Funny Optical Illusions by Cpumping(m): 3:50am On Dec 07, 2015
cooooooooool

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