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Hahaha - This is the funniest thing ever. ![]() "As far as he is concerned, “even if one million Nigerians – my brothers and sisters from Nigeria – they step in Accra here, we are finished”." ![]() “They’ll swallow you up [and] you’ll see where pepper lies…so we are in a very critical time and moment in the history of our nation. Anything could happen if we relax. We cannot relax. We cannot hold our peace. We can’t give God and Heaven rest,” he warned. “…’Let there be peace in Nigeria. Let there be peace in La Cote D’Ivoire. Let our borders be safe’ Duncan-Williams prayed. He feared an influx of Nigerian into Ghana to seek refuge could spell doom for the country. “We don’t even have enough to eat and drink, much more more people coming here…if you want to succeed in Ghana, pray for Nigeria”. http://vibeghana.com/2013/08/20/doom-to-befall-nigeria-duncan-williams-prophesies/ Mr Seleka - you've gotta admit: this is funny! ![]() |
chris365: what an 1diotAnyone who understands caviar will laugh in your face when you say you bought it at $10 a plate. And sincr when is caviar sold by the plate? So in Naai-geria, you eat a whole plate of caviar? I can bet my last cent - you know nothing about caviar, other than what you've heard and read today. ![]() You see what we are dealing with here? An unrefined monkey who has discovered this thing called caviar but does even know what exactly it is. ![]() You keep putting your foot in it, the more you talk. Accept it and be happy. You don't know what caviar is. And the very statement "caviar is never annoying to the common man" proves it. ![]() You are quite the amusing monkey tonight and the phrase works perfectly on you. I'm even tempted to withdraw it in reference to Naai-jaPigoon who knew not to speak (thanks to his time on Joburg ). You, however, are a true egg-bow pauper (no pun intended re:eggs). ![]() |
chris365: no my dull friend.. i have thought you a new thing today and am sure that now that you know you can have a taste for less than $10, you'll thank me in your heartHahaha - caviar costs $10 in Naai-geria? This is getting amusing. Perfect. You see?Next time someone insults you and says: "I won't bother explaining. It will be like caviar to you", you now will get the insult. But if you keep insisting that caviar costs $10, the person will say: "See? What did I say? I'm explaining caviar to a pauper" ![]() It's like explaining the colour red to a blind person. ![]() ----- You have amused me today. ![]() |
chris365: oh common.. don't change the subject. your phrase is as flawed as your thinking.Caviar is not affordable to the poor idïot. ![]() Can you see now why the phrase: "it is like caviar to you" exists? It deals with situations like this: where something advanced will never make sense to a lesser person. The lesser person will never get the advanced argument because they aren't capable. Caviar does not make sense to a pauper. It tastes salty and is too expensive. They have not acquired the taste. So they think it's ridiculous to spend so much on something that tastes so bad. An advanced argument works in the same way for intellectual paupers. Therefore, explaining it is a waste of time. ![]() It's even worse here because you don't even knew what caviar is. So how could you even get the phrase. I'm starting to feel sorry for you. |
agaugust: 200,000 guns are missing from south african government armoury. whether sold by your amred forces or stolen while your police and army were sleeping drunk with koeldrank, we dont care, all we know is that 200,000 guns were illegally removed from the hands of your stupid soweto police or army and landed in the hands of criminals. fact.I do see your lips moving, yes. But I see nothing else. ![]() --// The group cited local sources who warned it was impossible to tell where weapons provided by the UK to help protect Shell eventually ended up. ‘It is common knowledge that soldiers and policemen sell arms to people who need them at give-away price,’ said one. _____\_ Common knowledge, the man says. Not some wishy-washy story from the 90s. You need to kick harder taken that. ![]() |
chris365: hmm! so you quickly ran to google for help as usual to rescue yourself after an unguarded utterance ehn.No idïot. It is a bloory saying. You keep exposing yourself. Nothing has been admitted. Caviar costs about £5000 a kilo. Naai-gerian monkeys claim they can afford caviar now. Please don't embarrass yourself. ![]() You've learnt a new phrase and discovered news food. Accept it and go impress other people in Onitsha. Case closed indeed. Close long before you even opened your mouth. --// Once again: all this is caviar to you, as you keep proving the point. ![]() |
agaugust: .As you have so desperately wished and dreamed you could show by producing an article confirming our soldiers selling these, as they do in Naai-geria. Lovely. ----- Nigeria - The group cited local sources who warned it was impossible to tell where weapons provided by the UK to help protect Shell eventually ended up. ‘It is common knowledge that soldiers and policemen sell arms to people who need them at give-away price,’ said one. |
chris365: still i continue to prove how ignorant and stup1d you areProving my stupïdity by always responding after I log off? Intellectual pauper.Proving my stüpidity by saying: "I have proved your stüpidity? ![]() Sure, Mr Caviar. Lots of substance in all your comments. ![]() They ooze substance and aren't empty at all. You're almost 2 degrees above monkeydom. Only that's just my wish. You don't even realise that the fit-for-paupers caviar that you mentioned after googling is vegetarian . Caviar is in fact meant for the rich, idïot. .Never mind the actual phrase, which you still prove to not be fit enough to understand. Now you prove that you don't even know what caviar is. Not that I blame you. You're Naai-gerian. ![]() Even Möet & Chandon has been made accessible to you by South Africa. I repeat, all this is like caviar to you. All my comments are. You're too unrefined to get them. Clearly. And I'm not going to venture into the futile task of explaining caviar to a pauper at this time. A mental and real pauper who will never acquire the taste, literally and figuratively. ![]() |
agaugust: go to BBC news official website and delete the true report posted there saying the south african army/UN soldiers side shelled Goma city of innocent civilains and killed them in Congo. your own medicine is now a bitter taste in your own mouth.Ag shame ![]() A 1999 article. How sweet. http://www.issafrica.org/uploads/SOCIETYCHAP2.PDF And I thought it would say our soldiers sold these arms to the public? I am disappointed (almost shattered) that it does not and it is so old Back to the drawing board for the chief monkey. _______ The group cited local sources who warned it was impossible to tell where weapons provided by the UK to help protect Shell eventually ended up. ‘It is common knowledge that soldiers and policemen sell arms to people who need them at give-away price,’ said one. |
chris365: it's only an airhead like you that will continue to show his ignorance with prideHow wonderful for the soldiers. We are happy for them. Too bad it changes nothing. http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/africa/2013-08/24/c_132658324.htm Boko Haram suspects kill 44 in Nigeria village raid English.news.cn 2013-08-24 01:10:31 MAIDUGURI, Nigeria, Aug. 23 (Xinhua) -- Suspected Boko Haram suspects have killed 44 people in Dumba Village of northeast Nigeria's Borno State, a top official of the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) reported on Friday. _______ Mr I-just-discovered-caviar-today. The same monkey that celebrated a useless ceasefire not too long ago. As I was, indeed. ![]() |
Naai-gerians bliksem their own soldiers. http://one9jaboi..com/2012/06/more-than-24-dead-124-wounded-in-church.html http://www.jointarena.com/2013/05/3-soldiers-several-gunmen-killed-in.html Monkey business. SMH. |
chris365: and the f00l has no one else to quote but shehu sani that has always been sympathetic to boko haram.I suppose you will amaze us by proving him wrong. Ok. Very smart. Er lest, we forget, BH are Naai-gerian. Your own fellow monkeys. You are doing this monkey business to each other. Leave us commentators out of it. ![]() |
agaugust: your side shelled Goma city and killed innocent people.As you have proved it ever so wonderfully by repeating the same statement, with nothing else but the above emotional plea of an "argument" to back it up. Very analytical. ![]() ____ The group cited local sources who warned it was impossible to tell where weapons provided by the UK to help protect Shell eventually ended up. ‘It is common knowledge that soldiers and policemen sell arms to people who need them at give-away price,’ said one. _____ How amazing. ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5BR_kTmoEk |
agaugust: fool, read your own source where it says "Minutes of a meeting between Shell’s Malcolm Brinded and the Foreign Office in 2006 state that Shell was ‘keen to see HMG [Her Majesty’s Government] looking for further opportunities to assist Nigeria with Niger Delta security and governance'. "Idîot, read the source you are commenting to, before monkeying up and down: PUBLISHED: 16:00 EST, 16 August 2013 | UPDATED: 03:05 EST, 18 August 2013 ____ Be a good monkey now. Sit. Alternatively, give us proof about Goma. Alternatively still, have a cup of tea. ![]() If you don't have a substantive comment about the article, go buy some moët at Shoprite and paint Lagoooz red - or something to that effect. You could always ignore the post if it's a useless lie. No one's forcing you to comment, but your own conscience. ![]() ____ The group cited local sources who warned it was impossible to tell where weapons provided by the UK to help protect Shell eventually ended up. ‘It is common knowledge that soldiers and policemen sell arms to people who need them at give-away price,’ said one. |
agaugust: you are the one who failed comprehension in school, read the BBC news report below..._____ As previously stated, you will give us proof, no doubt. Failing which, my tea is brewing in the kitchen. ![]() And while you're at it, you will show us civilians being lined up, made to lie down and killed - which is the style of your loseritary. |
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/news/article-2395897/Shell-Nigerian-arms-controversy.html Shell in Nigerian arms controversy as campaigners accuse it of doing little to prevent weapons falling into the wrong hands By ROB DAVIES PUBLISHED: 16:00 EST, 16 August 2013 | UPDATED: 03:05 EST, 18 August 2013 Shell lobbied the Government to send millions of pounds of weapons to Nigeria that may have fallen into the hands of militants guilty of human rights abuses, a report has warned. Oil theft in Nigeria contributed to a £160million bill in Shell's last set of quarterly results and the Anglo-Dutch firm has sought Government help to deal with the fragile security situation in the West African county. That total also includes deferred oil and gas production as a result of pipeline shutdowns caused by criminal activity, and the blockade of the Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas plant. But sending weapons to Nigerian security forces risks further destabilising a dangerous situation, said campaign group Platform. Shell: The oil giant has been accused of doing little to prevent arms falling into the wrong hands The UK has spent close to £12million in military aid to Nigeria since 2001, according to a Freedom of Information request, including on machine guns and other weaponry. SPDC, Shell’s joint venture with the Nigerian government, also provides funding to the Joint Task Force, a military-police squad that helps protect its pipelines and rigs. And according to Platform, Shell lobbied the UK and US governments to increase military aid to Nigeria. Minutes of a meeting between Shell’s Malcolm Brinded and the Foreign Office in 2006 state that Shell was ‘keen to see HMG [Her Majesty’s Government] looking for further opportunities to assist Nigeria with Niger Delta security and governance’. The amount of military aid from the Government to Nigeria subsequently increased, helping offset Shell’s own costs in Nigeria. But Platform warned that no measures were put in place to prevent arms falling into the hands of militant warlords and human rights abusers. The group cited local sources who warned it was impossible to tell where weapons provided by the UK to help protect Shell eventually ended up. [size=15pt]‘It is common knowledge that soldiers and policemen sell arms to people who need them at give-away price,’ said one. [/size] |
It gets worse: SATURDAY, 24 AUGUST 2013 http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/national-news/130861--boko-haram-gunmen-kill-44-borno-villagers- ABOUT 50 gunmen suspected to be members of the Boko Haram sect, have again attacked Dumba village on the outskirts of Baga town in Kukawa Council of Borno State, killing about 44 people by slitting their throats without firing a single gunshot. Baga is on the shores of Lake Chad and 230 kilometres north of Maiduguri, the state capital. _____ "Since the dislodgement of Boko Haram insurgents from Maiduguri, attacks on local government headquarters, towns and villages have been on the increase." "According to an NRC source: “When our rescue team reached the village on Thursday, some of the eyes of victims had been removed by the gunmen and we don’t know the motives behind removing such organs after the victims had been killed. " __________________ No wonder the talk of Juju. ![]() |
agaugust: sorry you cannot drink tea with me, i already plugged a log of wood in your leaking mouthQuoting your very article: Abubakar Shekau of Nigeria's Boko Haram 'may be dead' ____ Sorry "sir". Join me for a cup of tea. ![]() You aren't 'plugging wood". You are grasping at straws. |
agaugust: same way i thought you will give us proof that boko haram leader is still alive....show us his genuine video since the june attack on his base by nigerian army , show us, until then...His being alive is irrelevant to me. BH lives. Who leads it, is inconsequential. His death is important to you. Prove it. So, we can both sit and drink tea. ![]() |
agaugust: go tell that to the late boko haram leader in the pit of h.ellfire where his wicked soul has zero minutes rest per hourNo need to waste energy. _____ A Kaduna-based human rights activist, Shehu Sani, on Wednesday dismissed claims by the Joint Military Task Force in Maduguri that it has killed the leader of Boko Haram sect, Abubakar Shekau. Sani further challenged the Nigerian military to produce the body of the presumed late leader of the sect to the public as proof. ![]() ___ Or better yet: 'Boko Haram Islamists' kill 35 in Nigeria raid |
agaugust: south african army is now part of a UN force that kills innocent civilians.____ Ok. I suppose you will give us proof. Until then... ...lips are moving. No sound ![]() A military aspirant analyst who can't analyse anything. |
http://www.channelstv.com/home/2013/08/21/boko-haram-activist-challenges-jtf-to-produce-shekaus-corpse/ A Kaduna-based human rights activist, Shehu Sani, on Wednesday dismissed claims by the Joint Military Task Force in Maduguri that it has killed the leader of Boko Haram sect, Abubakar Shekau. Sani further challenged the Nigerian military to produce the body of the presumed late leader of the sect to the public as proof. "He however maintained that until the body is found or the sect members make a proper announcement confirming his death, Nigerians should not take the claims of the JTF serious." ___________________ Still - irrelevant.
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agaugust: [size=16pt]Abubakar Shekau of Nigeria's Boko Haram 'may be dead'"There is no independent confirmation of Shekau's death." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-2382162 In any case - irrelevant. |
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23816186 UN troops in the Democratic Republic of Congo have launched an offensive, shelling positions held by rebels near the eastern city of Goma. The UN was responding to shelling from M23 rebels on Goma on Thursday, a UN spokesman said. Congolese officials say five civilians in the city died. A M23 spokesman told the BBC it had not attacked the city, blaming the army for provoking the fighting. |
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23821622 23 August 2013 Last updated at 16:50 ET 'Boko Haram Islamists' kill 35 in Nigeria raid Suspected Islamist militants from the Boko Haram group have killed at least 35 people in north-eastern Nigeria, local officials have said. They say the gunmen raided the village of Demba in Borno state after locals refused to co-operate with them. The attack happened on Monday, but details emerged only now because of the remoteness of the area. Boko Haram, which has waged a deadly insurgency in Nigeria since 2009, has so far not commented on the incident. |
chris365:As you always remain an uneducated humanoid. I doubt you've ever stepped into an English classroom - barking without understanding. Once again. It's caviar and a pauper. And you call me hasty. ![]() Egg-bow ways! 98%! ![]() _______ NaijaPikinGidi: Therefore remain as you were! CraigB: That's always been the plan. Next time, put your brain on before you ask a question. NaijaPikinGidi: Make some sense the next time! You are as usual brainlessly blabbing! CraigB: Caviar will never make sense to a pauper.This is caviar to you. Clearly . And you think others are hasty? ![]() Keep fulfilling it, mental pauper. You don't even know what you want to argue. Even Naai-jaPigoon (who speaks slightly better English) has deserted you. ![]() |
agaugust: every other Frican country's weapon is not a threat to south africa only according to you.As Naai-geria is ranked above South Africa only according to you. It took you many pages on this thread to realise that the rankings are not about to change. Hard though you may try. So, to quote you... "sharaaaap" |
chris365:Once again: a self-proofing comment if I ever saw one. It's caviar and a pauper. As I was, indeed. And he calls me hasty ![]() |
chris365: see a f00l running diverting from his f00lish commentWhen someone says: "it's like caviar to you", it means you are too unrefined to get it or acquire the taste. It's a saying, idîot. Now, keep talking and fulfil that exact phrase. I repeat: Caviar will not make sense to a pauper. Mentally right now, you are a pauper and my comments are caviar. Read back if you can and tone down the jungle noises. Initially, the phrase applied to Naija-Pigoon, but it also applies to you now. Monkeying up and down without understanding basic English phrases. |
chris365: about the dumbest post i ever readCase closed. A self-proofing comment if I ever saw one. ![]() |
NaijaPikinGidi: You are a worthless soul! Your worthlessness is inborn ... Worse than a used tissue paper! I mean toilet roll!Is this the part where I myself, the complaint being that a humanoid thinks* I'm worthless? * (Not meant to suggest the presence of a brain) |
Quote: "Statistically, almost all Nigerians are dirt poor. A very few are stinking rich. Again, a manageable problem in itself, but the rich haven’t finished yet. Indeed, they’re only just getting started. I spoke to a couple of Angolans in a seminar once, and they said that although their ruling classes had enriched themselves immeasurably, they were at least spending some money on the country, and improvements were noticeable" We've been saying! |
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like what i've been trying to tell you since. DUHH
. Caviar is in fact meant for the rich, idïot. .


