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Education › Re: Strike: We’re Still Consulting, Says ASUU by Crankshaft: 7:36am On Sep 02, 2021

Arsenal should just sign ASUU, to strike for them.

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Career › Re: Is Data Analytics A Promising Career Path? by Crankshaft: 10:23am On Aug 16, 2021

yes

Crime › Re: Boko Haram: Govt Hires 200 Special Hunters To Fight Terrorists In Borno by Crankshaft: 3:53pm On Sep 22, 2019

We are not surprised. Very soon, the hunter's dogs will be hired. undecided

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Education › Re: Nigerian Couple Bag Phds In Mathematics by Crankshaft: 5:24am On Apr 23, 2019

IvarTheTerrible:

This couple would just be discussing

"angle of penetration relative to the horizontal axis" and "Statistical probability of getting pregnant using wheel-barrow style"

Politics › Re: Travel Ban List Didn't Come From Up - Presidency by Crankshaft: 7:28am On Oct 15, 2018

sorom4:
You say President Buhari is not doing well and you want him out, but instead of voting for Buhari to leave you say you will vote for someone who won't win thereby making Buhari coast faster to easy victory.

What kind of sense is that one?
Kuku say you want Buhari to stay and stop the drama.
Don't even say you are voting for your conscience because your PVC is not a ticket to heaven nor to the Moralists Intellectuals Olympics.

Your PVC is only for electing people!
Nobody counts Protests votes in any election! Be honest and real and stop hawking your naivety.

I have OBIdiently ATIKUlated

So ATIKULation is your OBILigation

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Sports › Re: Jose Mourinho Praises Ronaldo After His Historical Hat-Trick Against Spain by Crankshaft: 10:45am On Jun 16, 2018

bid4rich:
When he scored the first goal he was called Penaldo but he prove them wrong by adding another TWO goals. What will you now call him!

Truth be told and sentiment apart, they guy good gaan

Goalnaldo

Politics › Re: Dangote Deep-sea Pipeline To Boost Nigeria’s Power Generation By 12,000mw by Crankshaft: 9:46am On Jun 14, 2018

fiizznation:
Generating electricity is not always the problem, when this generated power is ~~transmitted~~ on high-voltage power lines, the major problem has always been how to distribute the generated power on local power distributing lines to our homes and businesses

By distribution, I'm talking about the transformers, metering the electricity we use, etc. Distribution is the retail end of any electricity business. And if distribution doesn't work well. Whatever input you will put in power generation will always be a waste of time.

Though I commend dangote for even trying. I believe with time, distributing the power will be better.

Sports › Re: Canada, Mexico And The U.S. Will Host The 2026 World Cup. by Crankshaft: 5:00pm On Jun 13, 2018

johnime:
There are 2 teams in a football match

Each team has 11 players

Each male player has 2 "balls"

There are 22 players on both teams

22 players each with 2 balls

That makes it 44 balls on both teams

Plus the ball on the field = 45 balls

How the 45mins for half time was created

They referee doesn't have balls grin

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Sports › Re: Canada, Mexico And The U.S. Will Host The 2026 World Cup. by Crankshaft: 4:56pm On Jun 13, 2018

CSTR1003:
Russia hosted this one, America is hosting the next one.

A fucck you to Putin.

US convinently did not qualify for this one, it would be interesting if Russia qualifies for that one.

Russia 2018, Qatar 2022 and US 2026, in that order.

Crime › Re: Doctor's Driver Brutalized By Edo Police After Being Arrested Near Marijuana by Crankshaft: 7:19am On Jun 06, 2018

LastSurvivor11:
Our police force is fukked..
Our system is fukked..

What is the job of NDLEA?
How can police be jack of all trade when they see innocent citizens but master of none when they see criminals..

I was in India for 6 months but I never saw a police man with gun while our own goes with AK47 intimidating people..
Mtcheèew

That's why the number of rape cases in India has outnumbered the number of police they have.
This does not mean that India is better than Nigeria..never!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Recruitment 2018: JAMB Reacts To Claim That Candidates Wrote Exam In Arab by Crankshaft: 9:58am On May 27, 2018

CLASSMAN:
Dr. Fabian explained: “Alphabetically, Arts comes first, followed by Arabic, then Agric, and then English.
Is this not what candidates are complaining of

Pls ask the Dr. why would Arts come before Arabic if Alphabetical?

Christianity Etc › Re: How Do I Restart My Battle Over The Use Of Prostitutes After Series Of Relapse? by Crankshaft: 9:42am On May 27, 2018

This can help you https://lifehacker.com/top-10-ways-to-break-bad-habits-1694247761

No 10. has worked numerous time for me

Education › Re: Motilewa Bolanle Becomes Covenant University's Youngest Phd Holder Ever Produced by Crankshaft: 7:56am On Apr 15, 2018

CodeTemplar:
Have you gone through her work(s)?
Stop hating indiscriminately.

No mind those with PhD in hatred at 45 angry

Business › Re: Heritage Bank Attains ISO 27001 Certification by Crankshaft: 9:50am On Mar 28, 2018

Getting certified to ISO 27001is important. Implementing it successfully to satisfy the objectives for which it was certified is even more important.

Business › Re: Obasanjo Slams Buhari For Not Signing Africa Free Trade Deal by Crankshaft: 4:26am On Mar 28, 2018

Now can we hear from PMB?

Investment › Re: “you Can’t Eat Our Money & Not Die” – Nigerians React To MMM Founder's Death by Crankshaft: 8:33am On Mar 27, 2018

Politics › Re: President Buhari At APC Caucus Meeting In Abuja (Photos) by Crankshaft: 8:31am On Mar 27, 2018

Old f00ls.....

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Politics › Re: Bill Gates' Visit To Nigeria Features On CNN; His Comments On Nigeria Goes Viral by Crankshaft: 8:26am On Mar 27, 2018

Our mumu govt be like, Chai!!, Bill Gate, all these heat your giving us, diaris god ooooooooo........... grin

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Politics › Re: Bill Gates: "Why I Spoke To Nigerian Leaders" by Crankshaft: 8:20am On Mar 27, 2018

Bill Gate is hitting them back to back. That's the definition of a man. He said it, he still affirmed what he said before the entire world. The Nigerian government should be ashamed that Someone outside the shell understands the economy inside the shell better than the occupants.

The room is now open to EL Rufai and co to defend their ignorance.

Or they will start blaming opposition for bribing Bill gate to say that.

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Career › Re: Degree Vs Certifications: Which Should You Go For? – A Detailed Guide. by Crankshaft: 7:56am On Mar 27, 2018

For me 4 things are very important, degree, certification, experience and skill. Though sometimes depend on the nature of the job and what is required for the job. It is very important to have all 4, you don't have to neglect any of them your experience shows you can do a job, certification shows that you are qualified to do it, your skills will keep you on the job and your degree will move you to the top.

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Crime › Re: Man Docked For Inserting Finger Into 5-year Girl’s Private by Crankshaft: 4:50am On Mar 25, 2018

Is this the new trend in Nigeria? How's that being enjoyed?

The same way Mr. Buhari and Lai Mohammed are inserting fingers into into Nigeria's private part. Come 2019, he will be charged back to Daura for indecent assault.

Family › Re: Man Who Married Sister In Anambra Undergoes Spiritual Cleansing With 7 Virgins by Crankshaft: 4:38am On Mar 25, 2018

Mad people everywhere..........

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Politics › Re: We Don’t Have Capacity To Defend Schools From Terrorists’ Invasion – Army by Crankshaft: 2:53pm On Mar 23, 2018

If our security forces can come out openly to tell us that they cannot defend us, then we are in deep sh!t. No wonder they call us sh!t-h0le country.

Politics › Re: Apapa Bridge; A Disaster Awaiting To Happen - Photos by Crankshaft: 2:45pm On Mar 23, 2018

Here we are only interested being reactive. It is only when it happens, we'd say at least we have reacted better than the past administration. We can never be proactive, we can never have Asset evaluation and inspection team. We would never see dilapidated structures except when they fail in service.

It is unfortunate that our so called government doesn't have eyes, ears or nose to perceive an encroaching disaster. If it fails in future, do nothing, just blame a political party.

grin

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Literature › Re: How Much Can Writing A Secondary School Textbook Fetch Me? by Crankshaft: 8:09am On Mar 21, 2018

YOLO1:
I have been teaching secondary school students and undergraduates physics and mathematics up to a decade now. Sincerely, I am so gifted in teaching and I have helped several average students have distinctions in both physics and maths. Alot of my students have come back to appreciate me and my tutorials have been recommended to their friends and family.
Presently thinking of writing a self-explanatory textbook on both physics and maths basically for secondary school students. Want to know how authors make their money and how much am likely to make from the sales of these books.
Thanks

There are two things involved here; either you are looking for a quick way of making it or a lifetime prospect. I've been in the classroom teaching Mathematics, Physics, and Further Mathematics for about 3 years in different schools both morning, evening and weekends whilst I was still in the nip of getting my desired job which I got after 3 years of classroom teaching. I tell you if you want to write, write out of passion. You have to be unique, you have to be relevant, and you have to stand out.

A lot of people write just to make some money to sustain themselves some also write to fill the void of understanding a particular topic as discovered through classroom experience. I want to tell you that, through those few years of teaching I was involved in reviewing and recommending some texts (from 30 different authors in Mathematics, 12 for Physics and 5 for Further Mathematics) to be adopted for use in my state secondary schools. Reviewing them you can read the mind of the author and also conclude that, this author is hungry.

In our country to be specific, authors make a lot of money if their texts get approved and recommended after reviewing for use in the schools due to the number of copies sold. I know some authors/ publishers buy their way to get them approved. This is a quick way but temporary because if the content is not good you cannot be in the market for more than 3 years. Writing a good book is painstaking; it is not something you rush to do because you want to make it. If you identify the need of the students and the readers and you can make the most difficult subject/ topic looks like a child's play then consider yourself staying in the market forever, and even when you are dead someone can still be making revisions and additions on your behalf.

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Politics › Re: Okorocha Distributes Cars For Campaign For Buhari, APC (Photos) by Crankshaft: 8:42am On Mar 20, 2018

Chai this people with BIV (Buharian immuno-infected virus) will not kill me.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Jonathan Shared N150bn Two Weeks To 2015 Polls by Crankshaft: 8:41am On Mar 20, 2018

OSIBANJO is infected by BIV- Buharian Immuno-infected virus

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Career › Re: I Want To Study Abroad by Crankshaft: 5:07am On Mar 20, 2018

livinus009:
I want to study abroad but I'm an SSCE holder who doesn't even have a stable job. How do I go about it. Any advice??

Everything is possible, depending on how you go about it. Get a scholarship if available.

Crime › Re: Robbers Rape, Bath UNIMAID Nursing Student With Chemicals (pic) by Crankshaft: 5:00am On Mar 20, 2018

People never get caught in the act in Nigeria, every day we only read what happened the previous day. There is no follow up to get them caught. This is the security situation in the country, the so called giant of Africa. This can only get worst, except we're ready to do the needful.

Security is no.1 every other thing follows.

Family › Re: Man Trapped After He Sneaked To Have Sex With Lover by Crankshaft: 4:57am On Mar 20, 2018

Good for Jimoh! He can now have more ~~trump~~ romp.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Please Is It A Cream To Send My Salary To My Girlfriend Who Is Already Working by Crankshaft: 8:08am On Mar 19, 2018

its not a cream, and will never be a crime as far as you are concerned. shocked

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