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Jokes EtcRe: Question Of The Day:- Will You Go Back To JSS 1 For 50 Billion Naira? by Crankshaft: 10:00am On Mar 07, 2018
Why not! When you get paid for wearing pampers and carrying lunch box to school every day. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Heavy Oil Explosion In Okpare-Olomu Delta State, Community River On Fire. Photos by Crankshaft: 7:02pm On Mar 05, 2018
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grayht:
Lalasticlacla leave bet9ja and cum fast!!!


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SportsRe: George Weah Backs Super Eagles To Win 2018 Russia World Cup by Crankshaft: 6:54pm On Mar 05, 2018
SportsRe: George Weah Backs Super Eagles To Win 2018 Russia World Cup by Crankshaft: 6:52pm On Mar 05, 2018
The way this man get interest for Nigeria, i de suspect say e get agenda. E com be like man wen de drive im wife but e de spy for side mirror. grin grin
HealthRe: See 8 Reasons Why You Feel Pain, Tenderness And Burning Sensation In Your Breast by Crankshaft: 6:47pm On Mar 05, 2018
no.9. Too much squeezing and $ucking. The lecturers can confirm this
BusinessRe: Femi Otedola Dumps His Nokia Phones For IPhone by Crankshaft: 6:46pm On Mar 05, 2018
You can buy the whole apples co. wetin konzian me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 5th March 2018 by Crankshaft: 6:44pm On Mar 05, 2018
[quote author=ZombieBuster post=65587548][/quote]tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 5th March 2018 by Crankshaft: 6:39pm On Mar 05, 2018
Khalilsneh29:
Tonight's #YourOdds tip for Crystal Palace v Man Utd tonight�

� Man Utd To Win To Nil
⚽️ Alexis Sanchez To Score
� Over 2 Cards
� Over 8 6.5 Corners
My take
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 5th March 2018 by Crankshaft: 6:37pm On Mar 05, 2018
I need Arsenal more than Crystal palace, Them be like donor. Make I follow collect my 3 pts grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 5th March 2018 by Crankshaft: 6:35pm On Mar 05, 2018
ZombieBuster:
Manure ZombieBuster is going down grin grin


Thank me after the match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 5th March 2018 by Crankshaft: 6:33pm On Mar 05, 2018
paroh137:
Man Utd has been blowing hot and cold this season. At least we're miles above Chelsea and Arsenal. Tonight Piano FC will play the tune we all love, Crystal Palace, are you ready to dance? GGMU!
Python dance abi?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Protestant Churches See Catholic Churches As Weakness! by Crankshaft: 2:33pm On Mar 04, 2018
EMEKUSBOY9:
good day to all.

firstly, i am not here to create war between Protestant churches & Catholic churches, am here to have some knowledge to add to mine which i already have then find out the Truth. without any argument on this, Catholic churches are the oldest among all other churches we have, and that speak a lot interms of integrity, faith, truth..... not just today i have come across such judgement against Catholic churches and just today i went to church a minister of God was giving a testimony about a woman who was sick but after she left her Catholic church she started started seeing the light of God and she started knowing the truth about God. but my questions now is , DOES IT MEAN THERE IS NO GOD IN CATHOLIC CHURCHES? AND DOES IT ALSO MEAN THEY ARE NOT TEACHING THE RIGHT THINGS?.

to my surprise since have been going to Catholic churches and Protestant churches have not had a revered father or bishop insight Protestant churches as weakening.
Don't let these things bother you, you should be interested in greater things than this.
(Matt. 6:9–10). The believer’s mind should be consumed with heavenly things.


This is purely human's nature. For example, I can say the school I attended is miles better than yours, not because it is true but to make it seem right. There will always be argument, there is no limit to this.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Greatest Sin In The Bible by Crankshaft: 2:24pm On Mar 04, 2018
FamilyRe: I Am Planning For A Divorce by Crankshaft: 2:17pm On Mar 04, 2018
Galantpro:
I greet you my people. I am fed up with my wife and I have tried all possible way to make it work but is as if the situation vis getting worse.
All other parties have been involved to counsel the party but not worked.
pls I need a process to file for a divorce and I need a lawyer advice.
Matthew 5:31-32
31 “It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.’ 32 But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Malachi 2:16
16 “The man who hates and divorces his wife,” says the LORD, the God of Israel, “does violence to the one he should protect,” says the LORD Almighty. So be on your guard, and do not be unfaithful.

Matthew 19:8-9
8 Jesus replied, “Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. 9 I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.”

1 corinthians7:10-11
10 To the married I give this command (not I, but the Lord): A wife must not separate from her husband. 11 But if she does, she must remain unmarried or else be reconciled to her husband. And a husband must not divorce his wife.



My brother, you must not divorce your wife, except for sexual immorality. If for anything else you divorce your wife, you must not marry nor have affair with another woman. Don't be in a haste. Think before you act.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Greatest Sin In The Bible by Crankshaft: 1:59pm On Mar 04, 2018
Are you in a debate with someone and need some references?
Educational ServicesRe: Kindly Save Me Frm Carry Over by Crankshaft: 1:52pm On Mar 04, 2018
PoliticsRe: Hilarious ,as Nigerians Come For A Man Trolling Trump On Twitter. by Crankshaft: 7:44am On Mar 04, 2018
Make una leave am, person when snake never bite no know say I'm suppose avoid tapeworm.
CelebritiesRe: Nathaniel Bassey: 'Women Are The Ones Doing Favor To Men When They Marry' by Crankshaft: 7:33am On Mar 04, 2018
Proverbs 18:22

New International Version
He who finds a wife finds what is good and receives favor from the LORD.

The favour the Bible talks about is from God and not the from the wife. The wife is a good thing that can happen to a man but not compulsory.

These people should understand the scriptures before misleading others.
Car TalkRe: FRSC To Embark On “operation Show Your Driving Licence’’ In Lagos by Crankshaft: 7:20am On Mar 04, 2018
Driving Drivers license
Jobs/VacanciesRe: In Need Of Driver? by Crankshaft: 6:43pm On Mar 02, 2018
oginnite:
You find a graduate bragging that they can't do some jobs coz they have a degree...I mean just ‪1 degree. Let me remind you, a thermometer has 100 degrees and yet works under armpits..
‪ ‬
‪Be humble...‬

My name is Oluwaseun. Am a degree holder.

Am searching for driving Job in Ibadan or any other state. I have my valid driver licence. Call me
0703 914 6123
May be this is for you. https://www.nairaland.com/4377266/uber-drivers-needed-ibadan
HealthRe: What Can I Call This And What's The Treatment. by Crankshaft: 6:40pm On Mar 02, 2018
Osinachi00:
Hello! Nairalanders, please this little spots on my body has been there for some years now I'm trying to get rid of them they will either reduce but can't go totally, please I know it can be treated what's the treatment please, how can I get rid of it, it's really disturbing me, help me and sometimes it itches me. is this Rash or pimples or purse? tell me please I have it on my back too and shoulder sometimes it itches me., there is one aunty her's was worse than my but she treated it but then I cared less about it so I didn't ask the aunty how she cured her's but now she is nowhere to be found she moved to another area I can't find her to ask her.
The best bet is to meet a dermatologist for advice.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls Help Confirm Dis Interview Msg by Crankshaft: 6:36pm On Mar 02, 2018
Pwettyella:
pls i need someone to confirm this interview msg, wanna know if its real
Based on CV Review,You've been urgently considered for an interview by 10am on Based on CV Review at 2 Sunday Street off Ikorodu Road,Palmgrove Bus Stop, LagosM
Based on CV Review- When you see this intro, Just be at alert that you're about to be scammed.
Date of interview on a Saturday is unlikely.
No company name, very unprofessional invitation.

My advice: The more desperate you are, the more vulnerable you become.
AutosRe: Buy Rymax Syrinx 5w/30 High Grade Synthetic Engine Oil. Call: 07089914630 by Crankshaft: 10:25am On Mar 01, 2018
muyiski:
This oil will help the engine parts,bearings,crankshaft,connecting rod et all last longer. Thereby giving the vehicle long lasting operation.
PoliticsRe: Hate Speech Offenders To Die By Hanging In Senate’s New Bill by Crankshaft: 7:06am On Mar 01, 2018
Definition of Hate speech according to wikipedia; speech which attacks a person or group on the basis of attributes such as race, religion, ethnic origin, sexual orientation, disability, or gender.



Definition of Hate speech according to Nigerian bill; speech which attacks a person or group on the basis of attributes such as race, religion, ethnic origin, sexual orientation, disability, gender or bad governance.
AutosRe: Where Are The Lowest Prices For Cars? by Crankshaft: 6:43am On Mar 01, 2018
Export1:
The best engines of 2018 according to the Wards Auto

The North American publication Wards Auto, focused on the information of the automotive industry and mechanical technology, published its list of the ten best engines of 2018. These are the first part of the list of the best engines of 2018 for Wards Auto:

Chevrolet Electric motor 150 kW, 200 HP

This electric motor, with an official range of 383 km, is fast and, best of all, it has managed to make electric cars accessible to the masses. It is the propeller of the Chevrolet Bolt (the car that is sold as Opel Ampera-e in some European countries. After testing it (in 2017 it was finally available in all 50 states) its abundant torque and great acceleration capacity stand out. An engine is capable of selling the vehicle on its own, especially if you care about the environment.

Chrysler. V6 3.6L Pentastar PHEV, 248 HP

We still hope that FCA will balance the accounts and get the Chrysler Pacifica (a large minivan) to Europe. Especially this plug-in hybrid version, capable of moving with electricity up to 53 km, more than enough for the usual daily routes with children. During the tests of long duration, this minivan just spent 6.7 l / 100 km on average, an unprecedented figure for a car of its size with V6 engine of 223 HP. The Jeep Wrangler 2018 promises a hybrid variant. Will it also use this Pentastar engine?

Ford V6 2.7L bi-turbo, 325 HP

Bold. There is no other qualifier for the engineers of Ford when they decided to ride the F-150, a full-size pick-up (and best-selling car in the United States) a motor of less than three liters. It was the Eco Boost V-6 2.7L double turbo with direct fuel injection, today is the best-selling pick-up engine. Also, five years ago a truck engine did not have one of these awards. The testers of Wards Auto highlight their few vibrations and their silence, at the level of luxury cars. The system stops and starts the engine in almost imperceptible stops and when you accelerate it responds at almost any speed.

Ford V8 5.0L, 460 HP

Ford’s second prize is for the redesigned 5.0L V-8 that we can also enjoy in Europe when the Ford Mustang 2018 is launched. It shares its “magic” with the 5.2L V-8 of the Shelby GT350, such as cylinder liners. Light spray and also direct addition of fuel, reinforced crankshaft and a compression ratio increased to 12.0: 1. It will be nice to reach its maximum level of revolutions per minute (7,500 rpm, more than before, and squeeze its 460 HP and 569 Nm of torque.) With the completely new 10-speed automatic transmission, it spent 9.8 l / 100 km.

Honda. Electric motor with fuel cell, 176 PS

The Honda Clarity Fuel Cell is the fuel cell version of the Clarity, which is already available through a leasing model in some regions of the US. It is an engine that runs on hydrogen, capable of traveling with a tank (located in the back) up to 589 km without refueling. Do not search: currently there is no car free of polluting emissions with a higher autonomy. From Auto Wards indicate that, although it does not exceed 166 km / h offers a very good driving dynamics, at the level of the Acura, very quiet, in addition.

http://www.auctionexportblog.com/the-best-engines-of-2018-according-to-the-wards-auto/
AgricultureRe: How To Reduce Feeds Cost In Poultry Business by Crankshaft: 9:52pm On Feb 24, 2018
organicfoods:
Here we are again doing the best we can in the agric sector. Over the months, my project had generated a lot of interests, some positive and many negative. My greatest joy is having many following in my foot steps with astonishing success.

Now it's time to crown it with financial smartness. I will show with real time project on how to beat cost on feeds by as much as 50%. You Will reading this for the first time ever.
let the music play!
FamilyRe: Wife Caught Having Sex With Another Man On Their Matrimonial Bed By Her Husband by Crankshaft: 1:30pm On Feb 24, 2018
kbrix:
Nigerian guy comes home from work to meet his wife in bed with another man..
He couldn't couldn't control his emotions.
Chaii!! Poor guy.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZEQkVyzHQ
Is this a drama?
AgricultureRe: Urgent! Help, What Brand Of Fertilizer Is The Best To Use For Maize And Cowpea by Crankshaft: 1:20pm On Feb 24, 2018
muhdzed:
Hello farmers,
Goodday all
Please can someone recommend the best brand of fertilizer i can use for maize/cowpea production on a 4 hectare land

Farm location: North East
Thanks
For maize:
An all-purpose fertilizer containing more nitrogen and phosphorus than potassium -- such as a 16-16-8 ratio fertilizer.
If you know you have soil with less potassium, you can apply a more balanced fertilizer, such as a 12-12-12 ratio.
http://homeguides.sfgate.com/kind-fertilizer-planting-sweet-corn-71656.html


For cowpea:
As a legume, it does not require a high rate of nitrogen fertilization because its roots have nodules in which soil bacteria called Rhizobia help to fix nitrogen from the air.

http://www.farmerstrend.co.ke/how-to-plant-the-best-cowpeas-kunde-for-maximum-return/
FamilyRe: CLOSED...CLOSED......CLOSED......... by Crankshaft: 1:07pm On Feb 24, 2018
Oyindidi:
what you quote mehuh
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PoliticsRe: SHOCKER! 'mysterious Fish' Swallows N52m SEEDC Fund In Abia State (audio + Pics) by Crankshaft: 10:44am On Feb 24, 2018
No be today we start to hear this kind thing. Fish swallow Jonah before.

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