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Business / Re: Otedola Buys 3 Ferrari Portofino For His 3 Daughters - DJ Cuppy, Temi, Tolani by cray91(m): 3:59pm On Sep 16, 2020
ok
Rowlandjude:

You won't understand.
Crime / Re: You Don't Have Right To Protest High Electricity Tarriff - Police Tell Youths by cray91(m): 2:00pm On Sep 16, 2020
police that have no sense or nothing of the book besides collecting bribe
QuickStandard:
cool
Whenever I look at this country, I just weep.
Imagine the police telling Nigerians, they don't have the right to protest.
Are they not Nigerians? Are they foreigners?

The leadership of this country is a joke, I must say.

However, I won't be part of these protests, "cos these police can be trigger happy, and ones you're shot, you're gone, no one cares, your family will be the one to suffer.
I love my young family, I will rather hustle to put food on the table for my wife and kids, than die for this Banana Republic.

Let those that voted for change braze up, because they have seen nothing yet.

I heard, there are more police men in Edo Election, than there are in Southern Kaduna.
What a useless Nation
Business / Re: Otedola Buys 3 Ferrari Portofino For His 3 Daughters - DJ Cuppy, Temi, Tolani by cray91(m): 1:35pm On Sep 16, 2020
You lie
Rowlandjude:
Sometimes too much Enjoyment no they sweet again.
Romance / Re: Help!! I Have Been Masturbating For 9 Years Now by cray91(m): 1:24pm On Sep 16, 2020
Best comment ever

i wonder why people keep saying its very bad or some sin shitt, tell me what is not a sin in this current world we live in now
Feeling guilty is a bitch

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Masturbating is good....it is not a bad thing....

First of all....you need to stop thinking it is a bad thing....so you won't be feeling guilty after masturbating.....

You know the funny thing son.....
When you stop feeling guilty about masturbations and stop seeing it as a bad thing that is the time you start to limit it without you knowing....
Romance / Re: Help!! I Have Been Masturbating For 9 Years Now by cray91(m): 1:23pm On Sep 16, 2020
you read my mind. he's just very good in his composition, i love it. i guess he apologized at first cuz of our social media wole soyinka dem lol
Ghost8889:
First of all, your English isn't bad, and you are a good writer smiley

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Business / Re: “I Discovered Banana Island” Terry Waya Claims by cray91(m): 1:18pm On Sep 16, 2020
working his son to be present in the show is for his own publicity purpose as well

Wendy80:
This man is everywhere. He should have Kuku gone for bbnaija. Terry waya we remember you during ovation days rest abeg.

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Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Unveils Nigeria At 60 Logo by cray91(m): 1:14pm On Sep 16, 2020
What's the difference? after all said by you, and all done by them, the keyword "failure" still there
BigSarah:
I don’t think buhari and osinbanjo are failures because of all round incompetence, previous governments were just as incompetent... Rather they’re failures because they can’t keep Nigeria TOGETHER (Well the illusion that we’re one).
Health / Re: Ooni Promises To Build Multi-Million Naira Chemotherapy Centre by cray91(m): 1:11pm On Sep 16, 2020
haha you bad
Hndrrxxx:
First of all, what does he knows called Chemotherapy shocked shocked shocked


Ooni you need cane undecided
Career / Re: Ghost Workers In 19 Borno LGAs Received N1.8 Billion Annually - Committee by cray91(m): 10:44am On Sep 16, 2020
There are more than alot of Ghost workers presently in all Nigeria Government Body, Project, Programme, organization, Ministries and Department

I Learnt This from N-power and NYSC
dre11:


SOURCE
Crime / Re: Protest In Osogbo As SARS Officers Chase 3 Suspected Fraudsters To Death (pix) by cray91(m): 10:37am On Sep 16, 2020
even if you are innocent, naija police or SARS are not people to deal with or to spend small time with

they always have their way of infringing young boys they see driving a car

I'm not supporting or defending their running away though but it is what it is

May the soul of those young hustlers Rest In Perfect Peace!
Jafar1:
These SARS guys are more like licensed criminals with weapons...
Going about harassing and leading innocent citizens to death..
Scrape this useless force unit, they have done more harm than good..

As for the boys, why running if they are truly innocent??

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Files For Divorce From Offset, Her Husband Of 3 Years by cray91(m): 9:52am On Sep 16, 2020
no be only oyinbo. na worldwide most celebrity don't last, only a few do

If na only oyinbo you don forget your country celeb own abi
GudluckIBB:
oyinbo/celebrity marriage no dey last
Crime / Re: Gang Kept 14-Year-Old Girl As Sex Slave In Bauchi, Arrested By Police by cray91(m): 9:44pm On Sep 15, 2020
Sadly There're more of these bullshits happening all around this hell hole corntree only few are being exposed

Ogaoo

This world is no more worthy of existence

Abeg If Jesus won come make e quickly come me myself personally don tire

no where is just safe for anyone and any body again

You poor na problem, hustling to make am na problem, you eventually make am na still problem

You travel out na problem, you come back home na problem
EBMedia:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/tribuneonlineng.com/bauchi-police-arrest-20-suspects-for-sexual-gender-based-violence-in-two-months/amp/

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Crime / Re: 3 Yahoo Boys Chased To Death In Osogbo, Another Injured by cray91(m): 9:05pm On Sep 15, 2020
Oya bet with the last 2k in your account. na me go chop am cuz i go dig pictures of wey dem taskforce stay with the accidented car lol
Josnac:
angry

I can bet the last 2k in my account that the taskforce officials, abi officers ran away the moment this catastrophe happened.


The ground in this country is so soaked in blood. Avoidable deaths everywhere... especially coming from those whose number one duty is to protect us.

Anyway, Na only construction I know..check out what we're doing here:
https://www.nairaland.com/6100551/picture-thread-ongoing-remodeling-project
Crime / Re: 3 Yahoo Boys Chased To Death In Osogbo, Another Injured by cray91(m): 9:01pm On Sep 15, 2020
did i hear you say Lawyer?
careytommy37:
Even if they are yahoo boys, why not get arrested and call your lawyers instead of putting your life at greater risk by driving carelessly undecided

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Crime / Re: 3 Yahoo Boys Chased To Death In Osogbo, Another Injured by cray91(m): 8:55pm On Sep 15, 2020
weldone! Gee ambassador!
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
This is not alright at all
Why running na ehnnnn
What ever device dey with una.... Una for put am for guest mode

If the worse happen say the police or officers go school small and they were able to remove it from guest mode...

Then una align with them.....una nor supposed dey do fast and furious with those officers....una nor supposed dey follow those officers dey mad for road...
If you know the number of times way officers dey stop and disturb niggarzz for Benin city ehnnn....we dey park our ride well( car) then come down begin dey align.....


Career / Re: What Would Your Occupation Be If You Followed Your Childhood Dream? by cray91(m): 5:24pm On Sep 15, 2020
life aint balance sha haha
Explorers:
Pilot.

Mathematics/calculation and fund took that away.

Career / Re: What Would Your Occupation Be If You Followed Your Childhood Dream? by cray91(m): 5:23pm On Sep 15, 2020
Explorers:
Pilot.

Mathematics/calculation and fund took that away.

Career / Re: What Would Your Occupation Be If You Followed Your Childhood Dream? by cray91(m): 5:22pm On Sep 15, 2020
Guess this meme is meant for you. i specially made it for you as a pilot haha
haiti007:
A pilot
I'd always look at the sky like Udeme (the guy in Guinness advert)

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Politics / Re: Mali: Osinbajo In Accra For ECOWAS Summit (Photos) by cray91(m): 5:17pm On Sep 15, 2020
you can't explain anything, it is what is is

I don't care or mind to be the errand boy as well as it doesn't change the fact that he is still the "vice president" of this hell hole of a corntree
Kriss216:
Buhari delegated Osibanjo cos it's Accra.

If it's UK or any better country, Ajala for go by himself.

How a Nepa bill holder is turning a Professor to errand boy is beyond my comprehension.

How do I explain all these to my children cry
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Dad About My Cheating Stepmom? by cray91(m): 5:15pm On Sep 15, 2020
Unless you have a video evidence of them in bed and the man doing the do by thrusting and moving his bombom up and down, don't ever, i repeat don't ever tell your dad about it

thank Me Later!
kramacc:
Hey guys, I have always had my suspicion about her and this said man, he helps my dad during his constructions where she was mostly present.
It all started when i noticed her closeness with this man, I couldn't overlook it but i kept it aside till a relative who stays at home throughout confessed to me that this man is always coming to our home most times as i was not staying at home at that period cos i was in school.

When i came back from school i noticed he was always showing up even at a point i saw him in the house, immediately he saw me i could see he was disoriented and don't know which way he was to go.

Since then I don't greet him and he didn't complain or asked me the reason which i guess he has figured the relative has told me, he then stopped showing at my house

The thing is the relative couldn't tell my dad cos he believes my dad wouldn't believe him, this is the same situation i'm in too.

I like this woman tho even as i know she doesn't really have my best interest at heart, she has kids for my father already.

I really love my father but i hate to be the one to tell him this cos i don't even know how he would react to this.
Family / Re: Delta: Man Catches His Wife Having Sex With Another Man by cray91(m): 5:11pm On Sep 15, 2020
You said it all, it can't be said any better
MejiLoyon:
Y'all need to watch that video... The Preeq grabber meant business. As for the The Preeq grabbee ..... He no fit talk. The pain Don mute am. Truly Preeq na remote. Press am pain and mute activate.

Dear Men,
If them cheat you no vex. Nothing you would have done that would have stopped it. Okpo must always be okpo. If you like make your Preeq thick like oganigwe own, or make you get money pass otedollar. If them go cheat they will cheat.
If you're fortunate to catch them if them dey sweat on gen for them. If water no dey fetch give them make them take bath comot. You no know wetin God do for you. For only 5% of them get caught. The rest go Scot free.

Last last until una realise say na sperm drainage system dem be, una will continue to remain a mugu.

Shout-out to the faithful ones out there. May una toto never run out of Preeq. More grease to your towtow

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Politics / Re: NBS: Nigeria’s Total Public Debt Increased By ₦2.4 Trillion In Q2 2020 by cray91(m): 10:09am On Sep 15, 2020
There is something and everything wrong with borrowing in Nigeria incase you don't see it

tell me where all palliatives donated by all billionaire entrepreneurs of Nigeria
BigBelleControl:
There's nothing bad in borrowing, developed countries too have debts they owe. What is most important is what we have done or doing with what we have borrowed.
Government at all levels have not really shown the justification for what they borrow.
Agriculture / Re: Huge Crocodile Caught Alive Behind A Nairalander's Poultry Farm In Ogun State by cray91(m): 10:07am On Sep 15, 2020
you too go and carry the baby croc first

Not everything or every effort una go dey criticize on line

Only if you knew the effort put into catching such creature
BLUELemon:
This baby Croc is what u call huge loo

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Culture / Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by cray91(m): 7:48pm On Sep 14, 2020
haha
michkosi:
Enter bet9ja shop ASAP..... grin grin
Culture / Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by cray91(m): 7:48pm On Sep 14, 2020
haha
englois:
I don't think it has any meaning. If you schooled in OAU, Ile-Ife, you will experience it wella. The school has a high bat population and they can poop on your head, clothes. Kinda yellowish poop
Sports / Re: Forbes: Messi Becomes Football's Second Billionaire, Tops List Of Earners by cray91(m): 7:05pm On Sep 14, 2020
It is what it is! life is truly not balance!

It's also an eye opener is not hardwork but smartwork
4teenblaq:
my child must play ball oo

someone is sitting on the bench is earning hundred of thousands and millions.

me that is working like a bull have nothing in my account close to tens of thousands.

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Drone Shots Of Maitama, Abuja By Nora Awolowo, A Female Drone Pilot by cray91(m): 5:03pm On Sep 14, 2020
paradise indeed!

Why imagine such nonsense!

What the hell is imagining one from any part of Europe, Canada, US or UK

If person won imagine make e imagine with sense
Coldie:

When people bad mouth Nigeria I just tell them imagine say u from Niger republic or Benin republic or even Cameroon.

U go know say Nigeria na paradise

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Drone Shots Of Maitama, Abuja By Nora Awolowo, A Female Drone Pilot by cray91(m): 5:01pm On Sep 14, 2020
abioo! who nigeria as a whole sef help
longetivity:
who Abuja epp
Travel / Re: Trader Crushed To Death In Lagos By 16-year-old Trying To Move His Mum's Car by cray91(m): 4:03pm On Sep 14, 2020
me even did it really not just thought but insead of taking a life its our house fence i finished off.
obasi101:
D boys legs should be severed off in return.





While growing up years ago, an evil and reckless thought like dis has occurred to me severally, but I often fought it off remembering d consequences if gone wrong. Why couldn't he had done same?? At 16 he already had a strong mind of his own?
Romance / Re: What Are Advantages & Disadvantages Of Marrying Nigerian Girl Born In America? by cray91(m): 3:57pm On Sep 14, 2020
Gbamsolute!
gaius01:


Sir with all due respect, marrying such lady is not a problem if only She can come to Nigeria to marry and stay, but you going up there that implies you will be short to some right as a man. This lady is OK financial and educationally and marrying her you can't control anything about her. Beside she woñt have the moral an average Nigeria girls .

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Travel / Re: Train Rams Into A Bus In Oshodi (Pics, Video) by cray91(m): 3:54pm On Sep 14, 2020
Location?
Sollykay41:
What's really going in that area? God protect your people.

Meanwhile, come and get your 1 acre(six plots) of land with just 500,000 in our ongoing promo. You also stand a chance of getting a bag of rice and gallon of vegetable oil. Kindly reach us on our signature.
TV/Movies / Re: Wathoni Messes Up At Plus TV Question & Answer (Video) by cray91(m): 3:52pm On Sep 14, 2020
Guess you don learn English from Governor akeredolu of ondo "nincompoop" haha

Just kidding lol
CocaineLord:
Empty headed bloody nincompoop

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