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Nairaland / General / Re: If Forum Members Were To Come As Animals? by crazyjay1(m): 12:09pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
AND THE LIST CONTINUES CLEMEKUL A TURKEY MINGLES A FROG |
Nairaland / General / If Forum Members Were To Come As Animals? by crazyjay1(m): 11:57am On Jan 14, 2008 |
a[color=#000099][/color] SUGGESTIONS PLS IF FORUM MEMEBERS WERE TO COME AS ANIMALS, I WOULD HAVE BEEN A LION ITUEN A MONKEY SAUCEKID A GORILLA ARISTOLE A PIG NIGHTNURSE A VULTURE PLS MEMEBERS FILL THE REST |
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid by crazyjay1(m): 10:00am On Jan 11, 2008 |
mingles wetin be , abi u don dey colo? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Can Dere Be Peace On Nlnd? by crazyjay1(m): 9:27am On Jan 11, 2008 |
E bi like say this gal wan make we close nairaland for her |
Jokes Etc / Re: Alcohol Is Good by crazyjay1(m): 5:51pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
no mind d drunk |
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Johnny Quits Cussing by crazyjay1(m): 12:05pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
To solve the cussing problem pls Send little johnny to , KENYA |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dis Creature Called Woman by crazyjay1(m): 10:05am On Jan 10, 2008 |
AH AH Bro Y spoil everthing with Copy and Paste |
Jokes Etc / Re: U Will End Up Speak Germann If U Read This by crazyjay1(m): 9:56am On Jan 10, 2008 |
whoelse wants to speak german? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Alcohol Is Good by crazyjay1(m): 9:54am On Jan 10, 2008 |
lmao |
Jokes Etc / Re: If Men Got Pregnant by crazyjay1(m): 2:49pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
U don pass na black cap chief u reach to be |
Jokes Etc / Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by crazyjay1(m): 2:37pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
whose Fault ? |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Much Is Barbie? by crazyjay1(m): 2:33pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Nice One But is C n P (Copy n paste ) |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good News by crazyjay1(m): 2:28pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Abeg Who called U? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Final Countdown by crazyjay1(m): 2:23pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
seven!!!!! |
Jokes Etc / U Will End Up Speak Germann If U Read This by crazyjay1(m): 2:01pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. Chy |
Jokes Etc / Re: Do You Wear Pant?(men) by crazyjay1(m): 1:53pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
HEY Nairalanders My boss don sack me, because of PANTS N BRA |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dis Creature Called Woman by crazyjay1(m): 1:41pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
ravenzord: That was nice man |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Chat by crazyjay1(m): 1:37pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
I used one of those lines yesterday and the lady, Slapped me |
Jokes Etc / Re: Do You Wear Pant?(men) by crazyjay1(m): 1:30pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
@nightnurse MY dear today is my Boss's birthday and I want to buy pant n bra for her. Hold on let me ask her husband for her size I ,ll get back to U pls |
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Johnny: Overdose by crazyjay1(m): 1:25pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
PLS what killed the Woman Just asking |
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Johnny: The Math Whiz by crazyjay1(m): 1:24pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
But Little Johnny was rite, Migines ur Good |
Jokes Etc / Re: Many Ways To Annoy/Embarrass Your Parents by crazyjay1(m): 1:18pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
If u do that in WARRI, nobody Go SEND u sef A warri father will just look at and say, " this boy you dey try me oooo If I start my own na U go shame" |
Jokes Etc / Re: Alcohol Is Good by crazyjay1(m): 1:11pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Pls where are we meeting for the drinks?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: If Men Got Pregnant by crazyjay1(m): 12:05pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
SORI MAN I left ma glasses @ home saucekid: |
Jokes Etc / Re: No Cure For Stupid by crazyjay1(m): 12:00pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Noted I will do just that DUMB A55 slitty: |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dilemma by crazyjay1(m): 11:52am On Jan 09, 2008 |
10x MR LECTURE slitty: |
Jokes Etc / Re: If Men Got Pregnant by crazyjay1(m): 11:36am On Jan 09, 2008 |
saucekid CORRECTION!!!!!! SAY am I your worst nightmares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Johnny In Tears by crazyjay1(m): 11:32am On Jan 09, 2008 |
NOT funny |
Jokes Etc / Re: Do You Wear Pant?(men) by crazyjay1(m): 11:29am On Jan 09, 2008 |
Migines: PLs how much do dey sell pants ? |
Jokes Etc / Alcohol Is Good by crazyjay1(m): 11:28am On Jan 09, 2008 |
One drunkard took his friends home to show them his new house, HE started "This is my house , that is my dog , And here is my bed room, that is my bed , the woman on the bed is my wife , and that young man on top of her is ME , , come let me show u guys the Kitchen, |
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Thingy by crazyjay1(m): 11:18am On Jan 09, 2008 |
Saucekid u are a usual Jailbird , EFcc dey find u |
Jokes Etc / Re: If Men Got Pregnant by crazyjay1(m): 11:16am On Jan 09, 2008 |
saucekid: it is i,your worse nightmare English go kill sum pple saucekid!!!!! ur tenses pls |
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