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MINGLES A FROG

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SUGGESTIONS PLS
IF FORUM MEMEBERS WERE TO COME AS ANIMALS,

I WOULD HAVE BEEN A LION

ITUEN A MONKEY
SAUCEKID A GORILLA
ARISTOLE A PIG
NIGHTNURSE A VULTURE


 PLS MEMEBERS FILL THE REST

mingles wetin be ,
abi u don dey colo?

E bi like say this gal wan make we close nairaland for her

no mind d drunk

To solve the cussing problem pls Send little johnny to ,


KENYA

AH AH
Bro Y spoil everthing with Copy and Paste

whoelse wants to speak german?

lmao

U don pass na black cap chief u reach to be

whose Fault ?

Nice One

But is C n P ^{(Copy n paste )}

Abeg Who called U?

seven!!!!!

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.


In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Chy

HEY Nairalanders My boss don sack me,
because of PANTS N BRA

ravenzord:
"

The genie said, " Would you like two lanes or four?"

That was nice man

I used one of those lines yesterday and the lady, Slapped me

@nightnurse

MY dear today is my Boss's birthday and I want to buy pant n bra for her.


Hold on let me ask her husband for her size I ,ll get back to U pls

PLS what killed the Woman




Just asking

But Little Johnny was rite,


Migines ur Good

If u do that in WARRI, nobody Go SEND u sef

A warri father will just look at and say, " this boy you dey try me oooo If I start my own na U go shame"

Pls where are we meeting for the drinks??

SORI MAN
I left ma glasses @ home

saucekid:
crazyjay. . . .
why are you this stupid?
i wasnt asking him a question,i was introducing myself

why don't you newbies read through the lines before replying?

Noted I will do just that

DUMB A55

slitty:
your name says crazy, i am beginning to think you should change that ID to daft.
it fits you better

daft-jay

10x
MR LECTURE

slitty:
for the english, dump

saucekid

CORRECTION!!!!!!

SAY am I your worst nightmares

NOT funny

Migines:
Gud for you. . . And your pants.

PLs how much do dey sell pants ?

One drunkard took his friends home to show them his new house, HE started

"This is my house , that is my dog , And here is my bed room, that is my bed , the woman on the bed is my wife , and that young man on top of her is ME , , come let me show u guys the Kitchen,

Saucekid u are a usual Jailbird ,


EFcc dey find u

saucekid:
gunpoint. . . , gunpoint. . . . .
it is i,your worse nightmare


u dey stylishly ask for trouble

it is i,your worse nightmare

English go kill sum pple
saucekid!!!!! ur tenses pls