ibkonekt:
I dont suck guys its dirty. Little did i know that she was a vacuum cleaner

holysaint1:


Now i vividly comprehend the chemistry in ur moniker

Like I care about your opinion.

chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

LMAO!!! This is frigging hilarious!!!

fighalo:
Went to an Eatery wit ma ex in her area. Her phone was ringing every minit. so I askd who was dat.. she showd me d phone, jst numb no name.. she said its one guy o, dat d guy is jst disturbin her.
dat d guy said he saw her numb nd pix on a billboard.
she even asked me if I wil lyk to talk to d guy.. base on quiet boi wey I b, I refused. d call kept comin, na I vex collect d phone.. oh mhen u need to see hw dis girl dive my hand, she begin dae drag phone wit me oo.
Afraid catch me

Guy you fcuck up. So your babe sabi dive like ds nd super eagles dey find keeper :-/

chemicstein:
My ex once told me that she is a secondary virgin.....that her hymen broke partially during their PHE class..
Some days later I found out hers was "Suez Canal" her shokosho can comfortably hide oshiomole for 10 days

LWKM

OboloMAN:

Love that Line...
Any day he returns den we can say good byes...

My guy ur just in da friend zone

I never knew the guy was a hustler in Aba bro.

Stelvin101:


Well that's not what I meant. What I mean by two side to every story is all of them claiming ma ex did dis or dat, if only we cld hear d oda side of d story frm their EXs. I bet u 90% of ppl commenting deserve whateva dia EXs did to them and why call me dearie. Guy, am a dude

lol tought u were a fem..

Truckpusher:
Like I care about your opinion.

u dont nid to... #i understand.

Truckpusher:
No man has ever fuccked me the way you do. ......smh







Girls can lie.

Haha.. Same thing she told me ystday that I was nasty and harsh on her.. I laughed cos that spot almost swallowed me

Why won't girls lie...........if dey say dey v had sex wit 50 guyz in d past una go run.....dey only. Lie to make u feel special......n as ur fkn some ones gf some s doing ur own too......what goes around comes around so stop pointing fingers

EroticAngelina:
I told him to change tv station, i was behind him... I then asked him if he has changed it, he said yes, knowing im behind him

i caught him cheating with a bitch on bed, he said that she was forcing herself on him! seriously??!!?! Thats like the dumbest lie ive ever heard!

Ehnnnn naaa. Its possible she wanted to rape him na. Nd he wasn't strong enough to resist. Some women can posses intense strength especially when they're horngry. It could be true. He loves you. . For Real. #JustTryingToDefendABrother

OboloMAN:
this relationship is affecting my spiritual Life... we need a break...
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Two weeks later She was Digging a broda in Church ... #WTF

Spiritual digging

dmz:
Travelled to Enugu and switched off her phone, came back two days later and told me that she had to give her cousin her battery and was disappointed when she switched it back on (on her way back), not to see text messages and voice mails from me.

I was speechless, eyes and mouth wide open like of all the shyte she could have come up with.
Acted like I was pissed because a brother wasn't alone when she was gone.

Lol..... Baddest guy ever liveth

Superstar007:


LWKM

Buhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

holysaint1:


u dont nid to... #i understand.

Why don't you gerrout from my sight ,you vowel nigglet.

"my landlord dat i should not bring boys to my house again"

daey118:

Guy you fcuck up. So your babe sabi dive like ds nd super eagles dey find keeper :-/

Hahahahahahaha... DAMN!!! ROTFL

daey118:

Guy you fcuck up. So your babe sabi dive like ds nd super eagles dey find keeper :-/

she's on free transfer now.. una fit come sign her

engrsamie:
You are my one and only......until I saw. Her carrying Kunle's baby

She didn't lie, she played your dumb as$ you dumb nigguh... you no get shame

Superbrain:
Day 1 She goes MIA for 24 hrs. What happened? Battery was down and out. PC. Meanwhile I had called consistently for 3 hr without a response before battery went down and out.

Day 2 Same thing happens. And same old story. This is someone that I know can't stay off LindaIkeji for more than 1 hr.

Dumbed her sorry ass...

change your moniker... you r a DUMP as$

Ately:
Dat her mama dream say.. I dea disturb dem for dream... Say I cum from a masqurade family










#can u imagine dat......

I Know fit laugh

danbrowndmf:
so are u still single?











wow! jus chkd ur profile. no offence plz i had lyk to meet u.are u frm kogi state?

I'm from kogi but i grew up there.

FLAWLES:
u wicked, hahahahahahaha ,for me? I Tell d lies not Dem

flawless?c?

Stelvin101:


Well that's not what I meant. What I mean by two side to every story is all of them claiming ma ex did dis or dat, if only we cld hear d oda side of d story frm their EXs. I bet u 90% of ppl commenting deserve whateva dia EXs did to them and why call me dearie. Guy, am a dude

still laughing @ d last line...maybe he's gay

She was like " if u eva c my legs in ur aus again, use cutlass 2cut it off"

As I dey chat now, she still dey my aus...lol..

iceberylin:
"MY EX boyfriend plays in Arsenal, his name is Chinedu"


Which chinedu dh Arsenal

so you also bleeped that hoe

I have been laughing as if there is no tomorrow since I opened this tread.
OK guys, I think I have some lying friends both guys and girls so just want to know. when you someone is telling you a lie what should you do? make them understand that they are lying to you or just smile and pretend you believe them. I normally do the later.

p2t2r:
now you'll believe me when I say, Love is the cheapest thing money can buy.

Seconded!!!!!!

Hadizy:




Hey. I b pro naaa



Shiiiii.
You don't know girls. You only read books about girls and how they behave. Its two different tin. Little bro this thread is. 21+

EPIC! nigguh got owned...

Heineken:
She bin tell me say she wan come collect that same book. Always coming to collect the book everynight whereas na f*ck she dey find come. Thank God me dey quick code thangs too.

u don dey quickcode since 1962 na

jjk24:
flawless?c?

wah?