been there.... done dat.....I seriously donno what's wrong with these companies dat will employ you as a trainee and want you to work lykka real staff and pay u peanuts at d end of d day.....that should serve as a lesson to your boss....dats how dey'll be demoralizing youth with the skills they need and expect one to work like jakky! ......#dem no knw say dem dey use money get money??!!!....mtchewww

I bless you Lord for creating me beautiful..... shallout to you dad and mum for making God's craftsmanship a reality... mmmmuah

I did.....infact way better than them ;DI did.....infact way better than them

naijaboiy:
[/quote] all true....bt som times its d other way round..where u see an older guy trynna exploit d young girl cos of his so called experience...finance..etc.....to me...older guy na from 10yrs gap(at least datz fair enof)...anytin after dat...u'll be dating ur uncle from d past [quote author=naijaboiy post=32256791]

all true....bt som times its d other way round..where u see an older guy trynna exploit d young girl cos of his so called experience...finance..etc.....to me...older guy na from 10yrs gap(at least datz fair enof)...anytin after dat...u'll be dating ur uncle from d past

dat one dat looks lykka pipsqueak.....or in an Igbo-word...#nkapi

Joshkid:
Wat of kiss Daniel!

my tecno f7 camera just suddenly stopped snapping and sometimes says # cannot connect to camera

op....what rubbish....even after all d makeup nd photoshop...na im she look like this....mtcheeeeew!!....

emusmith:


I guess some of us are living in Heaven on Earth

I'VE GOT ONE....AND HEZ HERE ON EARTH

emusmith:


I guess some of us are living in Heaven on Earth

I'VE GOT ONE....AND HEZ HERE ON EARTH

RedBenson:
1) Would you marry me?

2) Have you eaten?

3) How much do you want?

4) No sex today!

5) Dont cook today!

6) What should i buy for you on coming back from work?

7) How are you doing my princess?

I love you!

9) When am i meeting your family?

10) You are the sweetest thing that has happened in my life.

11) Let's go eat out.

Oya ladies, let's go there.

number #3.....#6...10!

HIPPOPOTACOCK!!!

yea, nice one op.....mentioned all d nice cars but where you keep Ford Edge

yemicoal:
This days we have so many runs girls on d loose, some claiming to be from rich families to disguise while some are proud of it. Well here are easy ways to spot them....

1)Appearance- Most runs girls love putting on revealing clothes obviously to attract customers, some even fix eye lashes long enough to sweep third mainland bridge

2) Bleaching- Choi, this is so common among runs girls, they all believe you have to be light-skinned, they all bleach and when they get older you see stretch marks like USB cords and green veins all over their body. *pukes*

3) Tattoos- hmm.... looks like the new trend, most of them love drawing tattoos most especially rose flowers on their boobs or hand.

4) Accessories- They use the latest phones and gadgets. Obviously ' maga dey pay'

5) Most of them use waist beads and anklets. choi that bead can turn a man on ehn.

6) They are always chilling. You find them lounging in expensive hotels and joints, Dubai chilling n all,

7) You see different cars parked in front of their houses everyday and different men coming out of the cars, when you turn car dealer??

Sad but true, they can easily tell how big a guys 'kpekus' is by only seeing him walk. They r automatic manhood size detector.

9) They seize every opportunity to snap pictures in expensive places to oppress their fellow runs girl rivals and to show they have arrived.

10) They date older men, obviously for money.

I drop my golden pen at this point.

while som pple re loving dis post.....others re buzy hating
.....hmmmm....anyway.....nice one OP..#love it!......bt u really touched som pple here sha lyk an open wound...lol!....#bleachers!...hope dis one touches u!

yemicoal:
This days we have so many runs girls on d loose, some claiming to be from rich families to disguise while some are proud of it. Well here are easy ways to spot them....

1)Appearance- Most runs girls love putting on revealing clothes obviously to attract customers, some even fix eye lashes long enough to sweep third mainland bridge

2) Bleaching- Choi, this is so common among runs girls, they all believe you have to be light-skinned, they all bleach and when they get older you see stretch marks like USB cords and green veins all over their body. *pukes*

3) Tattoos- hmm.... looks like the new trend, most of them love drawing tattoos most especially rose flowers on their boobs or hand.

4) Accessories- They use the latest phones and gadgets. Obviously ' maga dey pay'

5) Most of them use waist beads and anklets. choi that bead can turn a man on ehn.

6) They are always chilling. You find them lounging in expensive hotels and joints, Dubai chilling n all,

7) You see different cars parked in front of their houses everyday and different men coming out of the cars, when you turn car dealer??

Sad but true, they can easily tell how big a guys 'kpekus' is by only seeing him walk. They r automatic manhood size detector.

9) They seize every opportunity to snap pictures in expensive places to oppress their fellow runs girl rivals and to show they have arrived.

10) They date older men, obviously for money.

I drop my golden pen at this point.

while som pple re loving dis post.....others re buzy hating
.....hmmmm....anyway.....nice one OP..#love it!......bt u really touched som pple here sha lyk an open wound...lol!....#bleachers!...hope dis one touches u!

wunmi590:


Hmmm, ar u sure? Dt means sand is mre precious dn ur wife den?

of cos sand is more precious dan ur wife cos i dont see any reason why u cnt wash her undies wen at d end u still dip ur stick into her pot or lick d sweet soup dat comes outta her put...#dats a silly statement to make!#clears throat...datz all