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Christianity EtcRe: Proof: God Doesnt Answer Prayers. All Pastors Are Charlattans by crissmac: 4:12pm On Oct 04, 2013
please permit me to answer your questions;

God answers Prayers but not in a way everyone expects.
1. His answer could be yes (where he expressly grants your request).
2. No (if He feels that granting that request will be inimical to your good cuz he knows us more than we know ourselves, or cuz he has something better planned)
3. Not now (not cuz what you asked for was bad but that the timing is not right).

concerning your scenerios given in your posts;
1. God is still answering the prayers of his people in Nigeria concerning the BH attacks. if you can cast your mind back, you will agree with me that if not for his intervention, Nigeria would have been overrun by terrorists. The recent conviction of some soldiers as well as the shake up in the security department (removal of some top dogs gives credence to that fact). He is patiently waiting for his body (the Church regardless of denomination or indoctrination) to speak with one voice concerning the terrorism issue in the country. then will he bring the final end to terrorism in this country.

Nigeria has never ever in its history experienced with terrorism, and i for one think we are doing quite well.

2. God will never do for man what man can do for himself. (as in the case of Oyedepo). when the ten lepers came to Jesus for healing, he could have healed them and pronounced them whole on the spot. but his instruction was simple " Go, show yourselves to the Priest" Luke 17:14.

please don't get mad at the O.P. I understand his pain and bitterness after some of my experiences.
FamilyRe: Messed Up Situation With A Wrong Woman by crissmac: 6:21am On Oct 04, 2013
seriously dude,
Don't marry this girl, she is bad news. its better you break up the engagement with her and take care of the child (if its proven to be yours after all the physical must collerate with the spiritual) than to be persuaded into trading your future and peace of mind.
i get sick and tired of people allowing spiritualists and pastors decide the important issues in their lives especially marriage. If God can speak to a pastor or any spiritualist for that matter, then he can speak to you.
RomanceRe: 6 Golden Rules For Single Ladies!!! by crissmac: 6:20am On Oct 04, 2013
O.P
just one question oh.

What happens if she refuses to open her legs after you have married her cuz she thinks you wont make a good father?

then what?

wink
PoliticsRe: US:BOKO HARAM IS BEING USED BY BOTH NORTH AND SOUTH, CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS by crissmac: 3:52pm On Oct 02, 2013
my friend,
quit your ranting and yapping, drink garri ijebu (with grandnut, if you can afford it) and go and sleep!
this is what happens when kids are left unattended to in front of a system with internet connections.
tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: People Say I Look Like Genevieve-(ceelinarsings) by crissmac: 3:37pm On Oct 02, 2013
no swyhrt,
you don't look lyk Genny. You look like......well YOU!
and you look beautiful.
so pls, keep doing you, (not Genny) and who knows......in future, Genny might not be able to hold a candle to u.

my 4 kobo!
PoliticsRe: APC Asks Boko-Haram To Embrace Dialogue by crissmac: 9:23pm On Oct 01, 2013
bh is madness and you never negotiate with madness.......u DESTROY IT!
PoliticsRe: A Night At A Lagos Police Station by crissmac: 3:12pm On Sep 26, 2013
this type of thing happens everywhere. it leaves a very bitter taste in the mouth of those unlucky to experience it. but it should be noted that, if you are a victim, a radical and tact display of boldness or courage can help a lot.
it rily hurts cuz the Police only display their might on innocent people but never seem to be around in crisis situations (armed robbery/terror attacks).
LiteratureRe: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by crissmac: 8:19pm On Feb 21, 2013
na all this things dey make muskito insecticide resistant. btw d thread still dey smell oh! if i catch person we do dis thing eh..... na God go 4giv am.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys That Bash Nigerian Girls? dum-bass Naija men by crissmac: 12:29pm On Jan 24, 2012
Onila,
seriously; all jokes aside, u rily, rily, absolutely rily need to get laid!
cuz dis madnes/rant against Nigerian men is entering lunatic proportions.

before i forget,
goldieluks and sexkilz; pls start acting like you 2 have some Goddamn sense.
1 of you has to play the mature party, goddamnit!
RomanceRe: 8 Reasons Girls Like Bad Boys by crissmac: 12:15pm On Jan 24, 2012
there are good guys
bad guys
sharp guys
then there are good bad guys
bad good guys
sharp good guys
bad sharp guys
very good guys
very bad guys
very good bad guy
vey sharp guys
very bad good sharp guys
very bad good sharp guys.

so ladies have your pick and choose your choice.
there are things (guys) worse thanbad guys ascan be seen above.
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean If A Woman Slaps You (male) On Your Ass by crissmac: 8:09am On Jan 18, 2012
@ the ladies,
so its o'k to tap us on our sexy backsides but its blue murda if we retaliate!
talk about double standards!
its a tap for a tap. chikena!
RomanceRe: Why Are Women So Difficult To Understand?(please Help!)? by crissmac: 6:38am On Jan 18, 2012
its only logical that women are difficult to understand cuz they dont even understand theirselves.
however, guys are not meant to understand them (chances are the more you try, the closer to the Yaba left you get), but to love them .
PoliticsRe: Afenifere Deplores Presence Of Soldiers In Lagos by crissmac: 7:54pm On Jan 16, 2012
^^^^ if Patience said "my fellow widows, so what?
yes, we have a first lady whose strong point isn't english ( and for which some people will gladly crucify her and her husband), but she has the presence of mind to reach out to and communicate with even the market woman and with mama ibeji, who sells tomatoes by the corner. i'd rather take a Patience who cant speak english but is able to communicate with people at the bottom of the ladder, than 1st ladies who have their noses and faces in the air and are out ot tune with reality.
F.Y.I, Jonathan will continue to lead long after he lives the state house because policies that he is putting in place will become mordern day legacies.
RomanceRe: When Your Boyfriend Is Hot And You Are Not by crissmac: 4:33pm On Jan 16, 2012
there is more to a relationship than just looks. sometimes, when you see a pair where the guy is hotter than the girl, its usually something more than looks keeping them together. what some no - too - hot girls lack in looks, they make up for in character (and some other areas). besides, its not every good looking guy that ends up with hot girl.

yo mynd! ot are you waiting for?
Jokes EtcRe: The Ugly Truth! by crissmac: 8:41pm On Jan 11, 2012
cork,
i warned u but u wudnt listen!
u dont need to go this far just because the chick said she wasnt intrested.
stop chasing chicks that are hotter and richer than you.
one bad grain of corn does not spoil the whole cob.
Jokes EtcRe: Window Shopping. Ladies, Its On! by crissmac: 8:21pm On Jan 11, 2012
i ti nk d ladies will be happier if u cud reduce the size of ur joystick by 2 inches.
RomanceRe: Imagine Say D Woman Wey U Dey Date Come Confess To U Say Na Man Im Be by crissmac: 8:09pm On Jan 11, 2012
*goes to pluck cane that will be used to drive lefulefu back to yaba left for the safety of the sanity of the remaining nlers*
tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Appreciation Thread! by crissmac: 12:38pm On Jan 11, 2012
i got three ords for Nigerian men
*WE THE BEST*
and if you tink we are not,
*go boil stone* grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Breaking News: Nigeria Girlfriends Association Has Removed Subsidy by crissmac: 12:23pm On Jan 11, 2012
*goes on to the next one*
Jokes EtcRe: E Don Kolo Cinemas Presents: ** PART 3 IS OUt** by crissmac: 5:22pm On Jan 10, 2012
*buys 2 buckets of popcon waiting for part 3*
bia nwoke, start part 3 na, abi na fight?
make dis popcorn no finish before part 3 go start abi u want make i grow bia bia?
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Leader Uwazuruike To Succeed Ojukwu As The New Igbo Leader by crissmac: 12:21pm On Dec 27, 2011
@ cyber G
real smart move, using a foreigner's version to tell the Asaba story.
i'm going to recommend a book for u that tells the story of what really went down in Asaba. the only condition is that you read it ith an unbiased and open mind. its called "Tears on the Niger"
Music/RadioRe: 5 Disappointing Albums Of 2011 by crissmac: 2:51am On Dec 27, 2011
what exactly was the criteria u used in judging an album bad/disappointing? and how come ice prince is not on that list?
PoliticsRe: Gej's End Of Year Appraisal by crissmac: 2:47am On Dec 27, 2011
anyone condemning GEJ should try a few things:
1. try being a class captain
2. try being a course rep
3. try heading a unit
4. try heading a department or rather
5. try staying married or
6. take a shot at being the chairman of a neighbourhood association.
in fact, try handing a responsibility that puts u incharge of just 2 people. u'l discover that it is very hard to satisfy them even with ur best efforts.
i'l only listen to people who have taken a shot at handling responsibility and suceeded, not some few angry teenagers who are fortunate to find themselves on the web.
PoliticsRe: My Reply To Gej's Christmas Message On Facebook by crissmac: 2:30am On Dec 27, 2011
its very sad to see that the same set of people condemning GEJ donot even have d balls to put their own families in check. d problem with us is that we are always looking for the easy way out. i believe that although the subsidy removal is a hard decision, it will benefit us in the long run. so people, its time that we buck up and face the reality on ground namely that there will be no more freebies.
hard times never last but hard people do!
God bless us all!
RomanceRe: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by crissmac: 8:22am On Dec 26, 2011
your jokexellency
, did you buy the ram?

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