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Na so e dey start...once hausas in the north hear this, chaos don start be dat Hausa man no get time to reason...you kill one, they kill 10...that's dia ideology |
Who doesn't love a well concurted conspiracy theory eh?...thou they almost always carry some element of truth. Never trust those who have sold their soul to the devil...if Buhari want to dine with them, he'll be wise to go with a very long and considerably big spoon |
realborn:Exactly |
sonofananimal1:Bros why u dey vex na?...every book always go through criticism and scrutiny...we all owe it to humanity to establish the authenticity of any Book. So you mean everybody should just sail on in blind faith when clearly the Bible, The Word of God, has been doctored? ![]() |
This argument only buttress the muslims' believe that the bible isn't actually the original bible, that it is saddled with omissions and additions of words and sentences as well as not containing 100% "verbatim" word of God cos when you've read the bible you'll see: Words of God, Words of Prophets and then Words of Historians. |
realborn:Miss september is someone's grandmother now ![]() |
Make them confess wetin dem put inside that food...abi dem plan to high people turn the wedding to orgy? ![]() |
ECOTERRORS:Like 20yrs ago self ![]() |
ProfessorPeter:Or what? ![]() |
Star!
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Health Section It's strange, the actual name of the Doctor giving advice or answering people's question wasn't given, only a nick "Doctor Drum "Now brace yourself for some of the most hilarious questions ever ![]() Q1 I'm a 19 years old girl. I find that my breasts are very small. My friends said I will not have children. I want to get married soon but my breast problem is keeping me back . Do you think I have disease in my breast? (Na here I fall commot chair )Q2 I'm a girl of nine and have trouble with my growth. Although I eat beans 3times a week . I don't get tall. I eat a lot of starches such as bread, pounded yam, and a lot of rice. Please doctor, what is eating by growth? ![]() Q3 Is intercourse safe during pregnancy and if so, up to what duration (All ye one minute men, you hear person dey ask how long make he dey do him wife unto say she get bele na...and if she no get bele, you can imagine how long )Q4 Every time I see my girlfriend, she wants me to make love to her. As a result of her demands, I have lost 3pounds in weight and have develop backache (German machine ladies, it yaff tay!)There are some not so funny ones, like lady asking if her 5times abortion going to affect her child bearing, a man saying he's had Gonorrhea for 4yrs and still got married to woman who had to idea he's had it, then a guy shiitting worms, a lady's bo.obs producing milk during her period and so on ![]() Also an advert for Skinny people to get on some flesh with Wate-On (good news for skinny people right?...assuming it's 1975 )
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Banking and Finance
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Miss September 1975 ![]() She's hot! ![]()
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The then new Head of State with members of his Federal Executive Council. Guess who was standing right next to the Head of State, it's OBJ!
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His Excellency Brigadier Murtala Muhammed, Head of the Federal Military Government and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Nigeria
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Fifth page An article titled "The Men in a hurry to taste political power" The author warned about young men who would use the military to earn political power, who through balloting would never be. He however, said that the old in power should nurture the young promising ones. He quoted an Igbo proverb that " when the infant tries to lead the old, both are likely to fall into pit unless the old uses the child just as a walking stick" He also warned that delay is dangerous! ![]() I suspect the author was referring to OBJ and co.
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Fourth page It's the death of Kaku, a beastly hippopo standing about 4ft tall and weighing 3tons (3000kg). The beast's been on rampage killing atleast 3 people and 7 cattle, feeding on and destroying farms, as it constitute a horrible menace to lives and property. It was gunned down by Nigerian police sharp shooters(lol ) after engaging the police in a duel for about 30mins. It's said that it took 47 rounds of ammunition, five police sharp shooter to end It.Kaku lived in Kwara State near Niger River
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Pages 1, 2 & 3 These pages is graced by none other than the Grand pioneer of lyrical madness, The Rebellious Songman, The Legendary King of Afro-beat "Fela" as he held a "people's jamboree", some sort of concert. These pages are littered with some gorgeously looking gorgeous ladies . He was carried to the stage by Lateef Darasin, a renown wrestler with just one hand!
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On the Flip side of the cover page Well, it another advertisement and it somehow look awkward. I mean at first you'd think it's something edible but guess what?..it's a detergent for washing cloths ![]() Now I know what my granny always refer to, as she always call all detergents "surf"
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The cover page The entire cover page advertised a CD175 Honda motorcycle with glowing attributes. It read "That's Honda. Built to do the job. Machines which glide effortlessly along congested city streets(bring am come Lagos now na ), carry personnel and equipment to outlying worksites (they must be referring to hoes and cutlasses )""If you want safe, easy to handle personal transportation or rugged and reliable working motorcycles, there is an economical Honda built for you!" (Ya'll hear that shey? )
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Today, I'm in possession of a 1975 magazine "Drum" and I must say the content of it is quite extra ordinary . Need I say that the Magazine look(in appearance) as new as the very day it was published . I don't want to be selfish so I decided to share with you guys, afterall how many people here were alive then?Now Ladies and Gentlemen, sit tight and journey with me back in time! Cc: Lalasticlala |
400mila and nothing spectacular about the car? ![]() |
Atleast someone's giving out from GEJ's merry go round. Hat off to that brother! |
Wey my catapult make I fire that yansh ![]() |
Blood money! |
The question is "where is this dare devil lady?" Nigerian police are just one funny set of people, even dia oga dey happy say him catch 4 mumu out of the 18 notorious thieves and that's assuming those 4 are actually members of the gang. Call that success? ![]() |
He really didn't say much jare ![]() You probably don't know this but he was assassinated by the West. Gen. Sanni Abacha thread a dangerous part of forming alliance with some staunch enemies of the West such as Yasir Arafat, Momo Ghadaffi as well as Russia. He thought he could relief the sanctions placed on his government by so doing, only got him six feet down. |
Loveren:No time |
Olori buruku ma ni omo okunrin onikun bentu yi ke! ![]() |
segello:Refined Horse Shiit! |




