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PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS!!! Tension In Owerri As Local Attack Hausa(photos) by Crocz(m): 6:42pm On Jul 17, 2015
Na so e dey start...once hausas in the north hear this, chaos don start be dat



Hausa man no get time to reason...you kill one, they kill 10...that's dia ideology
PoliticsRe: Dogs Of The CIA - Boko Haram, The Invisible Hand Revealed by Crocz(m): 8:52pm On Jul 16, 2015
Who doesn't love a well concurted conspiracy theory eh?...thou they almost always carry some element of truth.


Never trust those who have sold their soul to the devil...if Buhari want to dine with them, he'll be wise to go with a very long and considerably big spoon
PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op): 10:06am On Jul 12, 2015
realborn:
Na true ooo...
Exactly
Christianity EtcRe: Is The NIV Version Of The Holy Bible Anti-Christ? by Crocz(m): 9:58am On Jul 12, 2015
sonofananimal1:
SO WHAT DID YOU WANT US TO DOangry
BY THE LOOK OF THINGS, YOU ARE NOT A STRONG CHRISTIAN BUT RATHER BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE INFRONT OF YOU OR THE OPINION OF A MAN.

WHY CANT YOU JUST DO A SOLID RESEARCH ABOUT IT. YOU CANT JUST BE A BABY CHRISTIAN FOREVER.


NOW WHAT YOU JUST DID, YOU CONFUSED ALOT OF PEOPLE, EVEN ALL THE BIBLE YOU SEE, THERE HAVE REMOVE ALOT SCRITPURE AND SO ON. HAVE YOU EVER ASK YOURSELF HOW THE BIBLE CAME ABOUT? WHAT SERIES OF SCROLL WAS COMBINE? I GUESS NOT.

NEXT TIME THINK BEFORE YOU DO SOME CERTAIN THINGS, AND START WORKING BY FAITH AND NOT BY MAN OPINION.
Bros why u dey vex na?...every book always go through criticism and scrutiny...we all owe it to humanity to establish the authenticity of any Book. So you mean everybody should just sail on in blind faith when clearly the Bible, The Word of God, has been doctored? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Is The NIV Version Of The Holy Bible Anti-Christ? by Crocz(m): 9:52am On Jul 12, 2015
This argument only buttress the muslims' believe that the bible isn't actually the original bible, that it is saddled with omissions and additions of words and sentences as well as not containing 100% "verbatim" word of God cos when you've read the bible you'll see: Words of God, Words of Prophets and then Words of Historians.
PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op): 9:12pm On Jul 11, 2015
realborn:
Wow. Journalism is no better than it was 40 years ago. Seemed more interesting then though.

Miss September must have been a rebel at the time. Today, she would cringe to see her once unique and peculiar outlook is the order of the day.

Nice one OP!
Miss september is someone's grandmother now cheesy
EventsRe: See The Food A Couple Served Their Guests At Their White Wedding In Benue(pic) by Crocz(m): 9:06pm On Jul 11, 2015
Make them confess wetin dem put inside that food...abi dem plan to high people turn the wedding to orgy? undecided
PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op): 6:04pm On Jul 11, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
miss september *tin* don do Olympus has fallen
Like 20yrs ago self grin
PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op): 5:50pm On Jul 11, 2015
ProfessorPeter:
R S T U V W X Y Z. Next time no bring outdated paper come ya
Or what? undecided
PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
Star!

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
Health Section
It's strange, the actual name of the Doctor giving advice or answering people's question wasn't given, only a nick "Doctor Drum cheesy"

Now brace yourself for some of the most hilarious questions ever grin

Q1 I'm a 19 years old girl. I find that my breasts are very small. My friends said I will not have children. I want to get married soon but my breast problem is keeping me back grin . Do you think I have disease in my breast? (Na here I fall commot chair grin)
Q2 I'm a girl of nine and have trouble with my growth. Although I eat beans grin 3times a week grin . I don't get tall. I eat a lot of starches such as bread, pounded yam, and a lot of rice. Please doctor, what is eating by growth? grin
Q3 Is intercourse safe during pregnancy and if so, up to what duration grin (All ye one minute men, you hear person dey ask how long make he dey do him wife unto say she get bele na...and if she no get bele, you can imagine how long grin )
Q4 Every time I see my girlfriend, she wants me to make love to her. As a result of her demands, I have lost 3pounds in weight and have develop backache angry grin (German machine ladies, it yaff tay!)

There are some not so funny ones, like lady asking if her 5times abortion going to affect her child bearing, a man saying he's had Gonorrhea for 4yrs and still got married to woman who had to idea he's had it, then a guy shiitting worms, a lady's bo.obs producing milk during her period and so on grin

Also an advert for Skinny people to get on some flesh with Wate-On grin (good news for skinny people right?...assuming it's 1975 grin )

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
Banking and Finance

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
Miss September 1975 cheesy

She's hot! grin

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
The then new Head of State with members of his Federal Executive Council.

Guess who was standing right next to the Head of State, it's OBJ!

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
His Excellency Brigadier Murtala Muhammed, Head of the Federal Military Government and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Nigeria

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
G

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
Fifth page
An article titled "The Men in a hurry to taste political power"

The author warned about young men who would use the military to earn political power, who through balloting would never be. He however, said that the old in power should nurture the young promising ones. He quoted an Igbo proverb that " when the infant tries to lead the old, both are likely to fall into pit unless the old uses the child just as a walking stick"
He also warned that delay is dangerous! grin

I suspect the author was referring to OBJ and co.

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
Fourth page
It's the death of Kaku, a beastly hippopo standing about 4ft tall and weighing 3tons (3000kg). The beast's been on rampage killing atleast 3 people and 7 cattle, feeding on and destroying farms, as it constitute a horrible menace to lives and property. It was gunned down by Nigerian police sharp shooters(lol cheesy ) after engaging the police in a duel for about 30mins. It's said that it took 47 rounds of ammunition, five police sharp shooter cheesy to end It.
Kaku lived in Kwara State near Niger River

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
Pages 1, 2 & 3
These pages is graced by none other than the Grand pioneer of lyrical madness, The Rebellious Songman, The Legendary King of Afro-beat "Fela" as he held a "people's jamboree", some sort of concert. These pages are littered with some gorgeously looking gorgeous ladies grin. He was carried to the stage by Lateef Darasin, a renown wrestler with just one hand! shocked

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
On the Flip side of the cover page
Well, it another advertisement and it somehow look awkward. I mean at first you'd think it's something edible but guess what?..it's a detergent for washing cloths angry

Now I know what my granny always refer to, as she always call all detergents "surf"

PoliticsRe: Content Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
The cover page
The entire cover page advertised a CD175 Honda motorcycle with glowing attributes. It read "That's Honda. Built to do the job. Machines which glide effortlessly along congested city streets(bring am come Lagos now na angry ), carry personnel and equipment to outlying worksites (they must be referring to hoes and cutlasses grin )"
"If you want safe, easy to handle personal transportation or rugged and reliable working motorcycles, there is an economical Honda built for you!" (Ya'll hear that shey? undecided )

PoliticsContent Of A 1975 Magazine, Drum (with Pictures) by Crocz(op):
Today, I'm in possession of a 1975 magazine "Drum" and I must say the content of it is quite extra ordinary grin. Need I say that the Magazine look(in appearance) as new as the very day it was published grin. I don't want to be selfish so I decided to share with you guys, afterall how many people here were alive then?


Now Ladies and Gentlemen, sit tight and journey with me back in time!

Cc: Lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS Of The N400million Mezedes Benz Buhari Turn Down by Crocz(m): 1:44pm On Jul 10, 2015
400mila and nothing spectacular about the car? undecided
CelebritiesRe: July 17th As Been Declared As 'basketmouth' Day In Houston Texas by Crocz(m): 8:11pm On Jul 09, 2015
Atleast someone's giving out from GEJ's merry go round.



Hat off to that brother!
CelebritiesRe: Look At The Crazy Chick My Cousin Took Home To His Mama. (photo). by Crocz(m): 8:06pm On Jul 09, 2015
Wey my catapult make I fire that yansh sad
CrimeRe: NDLEA Intercepts Man Moving $2.1million To Abuja (exclusive Photos) by Crocz(m): 5:09pm On Jul 08, 2015
Blood money!
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Bank Robbery:all Of Them Were Not Caught, They Were Led By A Lady-witnes by Crocz(m): 5:02pm On Jul 08, 2015
The question is "where is this dare devil lady?"


Nigerian police are just one funny set of people, even dia oga dey happy say him catch 4 mumu out of the 18 notorious thieves and that's assuming those 4 are actually members of the gang. Call that success? undecided
PoliticsRe: SEE How Abacha’s Personal Doctor Shed Light On How General Really Died by Crocz(m): 4:00pm On Jul 08, 2015
He really didn't say much jare sad

You probably don't know this but he was assassinated by the West. Gen. Sanni Abacha thread a dangerous part of forming alliance with some staunch enemies of the West such as Yasir Arafat, Momo Ghadaffi as well as Russia. He thought he could relief the sanctions placed on his government by so doing, only got him six feet down.
PoliticsRe: Why Do NIGERIANS Ignore Pedestrian Bridges? by Crocz(m): 8:02pm On Jul 07, 2015
Loveren:
Like seriously irrespective of the percentage of road accidents that happen in lagos and other part of the country, people are still hellbent in not using the pedestrian bridges that have been provided by the gorvernment, "everyday on our newspaper and television we always come across various fatal accidents of people getting hit by cars on the highway where by there are presence of a pedestrian bridge nearby, as at last year lagos recorded the highest percentage of people that were killed as a result of getting hit by cars and trunks but the question is that we do NIGERIANS ignore pedestrian bridges? "anytime a Nigerian is told that he might get hit by a moving car if he or she refused to use the pedestrian bridge what you will hear is GOD forbid. "what can the government really do so as to actually make a large portion of stubborn Nigerians to start making use of pedestrian bridges across Nigeria, i still dont know why Nigerians ignore pedestrian bridges. "CC: lalasticlala, ishilove
No time
PoliticsRe: Chief Of Army Staff, Lt Gen Kenneth Minimah Reassures Nigerians Of Security by Crocz(m): 8:01pm On Jul 07, 2015
Olori buruku ma ni omo okunrin onikun bentu yi ke! angry
PoliticsRe: This Latest CBN Circular Shows How They Will Use BVN To Track Your Every Move by Crocz(m): 1:16pm On Jul 07, 2015
segello:
https://i2.wp.com/nairametrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Big-Brother-is-watching.png?resize=665%2C385

The CBN has released a new circular (Tuesday) updating banks on their earlier instruction to restrict daily usage of FX usage by individuals abroad. Earlier in the year, the CBN had asked that Banks restrict individuals to a daily withdrawal limit of $300 and annual of $50,000 whenever they use their ATM card to transact abroad.

Last week the CBN postponed the BVN registration exercise following a large turnout on the day of the earlier expiry date of June 30th, 2015. The CBN obviously sees the large turnout as an acceptance of its grand plan to perhaps track everything that you do. How? An example is what was contained in the circular it just issued..... more on......http://nairametrics.com/this-latest-cbn-circular-shows-how-they-will-use-bvn-to-track-your-every-move/
Refined Horse Shiit!

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