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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Crocz(m): 3:21pm On May 20, 2015
Aipete2:
cn u be one of my campaign manager?
Would have loved to...but I can't, don't have the time...but rest assured I'll be there to vote you always so long you are still in the contest.


Buena suerte (Goodluck) Miss NL grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Crocz(m): 3:09pm On May 20, 2015
Aipete2:
tanx sha, bt pls cn u do me a favour?
Yeah?...let's see if I can
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Crocz(m): 3:04pm On May 20, 2015
Aipete2:
very well, what did u even call me then gan
Hahaha...that was then, you look better and ready this time
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Crocz(m): 2:52pm On May 20, 2015
Aipete2:
thanks love
You're welcome...I've been on the look out for someone who really deserves my vote...then I saw ur moniker

Do you remember me?
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Crocz(m): 2:50pm On May 20, 2015
TohpahzDofC:
Yes please... Na the rule be that
Alrighty...will do right away
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Crocz(m): 2:47pm On May 20, 2015
TohpahzDofC:
Add
Cc: NLjega valid
to make it valid
Really?...do I have to do that?
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Crocz(m): 2:29pm On May 20, 2015
Shyit!...donno why I always post twice cry
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Crocz(m):
I vote ....


Aipete cheesy


And that nurse lady ehm.....yeah

Tohpahz

Cc: NLjega valid (whoever brought the idea of this NLjega is one dumbas's nigga in a kind of subtle way cheesy..makes me look stupid)
PoliticsRe: Woman Recounts How B’haram Prepares Girls For Bombing Missions by Crocz(m):
Fu'cking vermin plans to father a dynasty...an army of doom!...they'd be far worse and more brutal than these present ones.



But they'd all end up in the pit...somewhere far away in d desert, and the remains of their bodies, after the desert flies have had their fill, be buried in the hell hot sand...and their bones consecrated to earth and they'd be forgotten like their non-existence miserable life....and I hope they'd burn in the deepest part of hell
CrimeRe: Photos: Lagos Female Politician In Alleged Human Ritual Scandal by Crocz(m): 5:12pm On May 19, 2015
This one is strong!...chai!!

But why she no take from her own children na instead another man pikin undecided
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Jonathan's Aide, Orubebe Defects To APC by Crocz(m): 1:12pm On May 19, 2015
The man is a joke, he probably had too much to drink before he drop that...I once did something much worse d first time I smoked weed (out of curiosity)...I was feeling myself like I was in a sort of cool submarine, but I actually was in a bath tub and I had typed lotta shi't on ma facebook wall grin
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Arrives Accra, Ghana For The 47th ECOWAS Summit(photos) by Crocz(m): 1:06pm On May 19, 2015
See how him dey smile sheepishly, chai!..this man too mumu...how dem no go dey steal money from inside him pocket self...


I'll miss him thou...but I'll miss PEG vocab more grin
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu Never Imagined He’d Go To War – Gowon by Crocz(m):
And where is his "Land of the rising sun" now?...Ojukwu fu'cking lunatic that one was. Anybody still thinking Ojukwu did what he did for their good is as sick as Bleep...just one disgruntled man who see himself a better candidate to Gowon to lead the Nation but the hierarchy didn't oblige, so he decided to secede and seeing that he got support from his people who are less informed and less educated, he matched on for terror. In his words while cheering on his child soldiers while he hid his own feeding fat on the available food:
"Fight on, fight on"
"Pursue the invaders, chase out the enemy"
"Show them no mercy"
"Fight on brave soldiers, victory is at hand"

And when victory becomes elusive and his hours of shame gets closer, he sued for peace....guess what he did in the accord, first on his list was to secure immunity from prosecution for war crimes for him and his commanders...and if he wasn't a bloody coward he would have stand and fight to the end as he always cheer his army of lunatics to.

Note: this is not an insult on any tribe, it's just my perspective of things
PoliticsRe: Ex-anambra Governor Evicted From Home by Crocz(m): 5:41pm On May 14, 2015
This Nwobodo self...e get as e be for him undecided
PoliticsRe: Throwback: IBB host Prince Charles & Princess Diana in Lagos on 15 March 1990 by Crocz(m): 5:37pm On May 14, 2015
ritababe:
Princess of whathuhhuh
Of England...some cold little place where there are white people speaking weird language called English...remember?
PoliticsRe: Throwback: IBB host Prince Charles & Princess Diana in Lagos on 15 March 1990 by Crocz(m): 5:28pm On May 14, 2015
Hophiohophio *whistling*

PoliticsRe: Dangote Partners Honeywell To Operate U.S.$9 Billion Lekki Refinery by Crocz(m): 5:25pm On May 14, 2015
Make una no vex o...abeg I go fit go dia with my gallon go collect free fuel unto say e no too far from my hood? cry
PoliticsRe: UPDATE: Fire At Federal Secretariat Abuja Extinguished (pictures Inside) by Crocz(m): 5:11pm On May 14, 2015
bakila:
How come you didnt get a thousand likes for the frank but harsh comment?
Thanks, I'll take that as a complement kiss
PoliticsRe: Indonesian Embassy In Nigeria Receives Terror Threat by Crocz(m): 5:08pm On May 14, 2015
MOG ko Slug ni...they can't do no shi't

Rules are rules, you don't like the rules then don't go to their country...break them, you pay the iron price...simple as shi't
PoliticsRe: UPDATE: Fire At Federal Secretariat Abuja Extinguished (pictures Inside) by Crocz(m): 4:48pm On May 14, 2015
The best way, but crude and old way, of destroying evidence or lack of it is by arson. Now anybody can say their evidence got burnt in the fire.


Hell I'd set the whole gaddamn building on fire if I had collected a mammoth amount for a project I barely execute before GMB takes over.
PoliticsRe: Fed Ministry Of Education On Fire by Crocz(m): 4:44pm On May 14, 2015
IbnSultaan:
grt
It's on fire again....





But one giant pissed right from the sky and it quenched the fire...timely!

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Soldiers Write Letter To GEJ READ MORE: Http://www.naij.com/438408-b by Crocz(m): 11:19am On May 14, 2015
Pls where can I get a copy of this letter...I'm sure gonna enjoy wiping ma as's with it
PoliticsRe: Fashola Commissions N1bn Recycling Plant In Igando by Crocz(m): 12:08pm On May 13, 2015
Nice!
PoliticsRe: If I Knew Shekau’s Whereabouts, I Won’t Tell Nigeria – Chadian President by Crocz(m):
Come May 29th Jonah says he'll give us a Boko Haram free Nigeria, even thou he couldn't do it in 6yrs...how he's gonna do it, I don't fvcking care...I hope he does
PoliticsRe: If I Knew Shekau’s Whereabouts, I Won’t Tell Nigeria – Chadian President by Crocz(m): 7:02pm On May 11, 2015
ibkgab001:
[s]PDP IS BOKOHARAM


BOKOHARAM IS APC[/s]
Top shi't
PoliticsRe: “jonathan Bombed Abuja Oct 1st; Begged Me To Blame North,” Henry Okah Claims. by Crocz(m):
I always say this and I'll keep saying it.Do not be deceived by Jonathan's foolish look and his clueless tantrums....he's more demon than human. Henry Okah was betrayed by his comrades (Asari Dokubo and co) when he declined some top government officials to front MEND for personal vendetta. He believed in the Niger Delta cause but was betrayed and usurped by his brothers whom Jonah promised even on earth to. I belief there are people who wouldn't want to see him released, he'll probably die in jail.

Ask this question, why is there a strong relationship between GEJ government and the militant today and yet Henry Okah is made to pay for a collective job done?
PoliticsRe: Massacre In Nigeria Spurs Outcry Over Military Tactics - New York Times by Crocz(m):
The current crop of Nigerian soldiers are the worst we've ever hard...bunch of cowards. The fact is, 80% of those who join the military does so to intimidate and harass people with the power the khaki bestow. Just let a little tiny-ly scuffle happen between a soldier and a civilian, you'd see them trooping to the place in trucks and armour tanks like it's World War 3. Or when one of them died by accident, by a civilian, now that's when all hell will break loose. But BH kill hundreds of them, yet they can't direct their anger towards that end. It's just insane to hear soldiers carrying out reprisal attacks on civilians but not BH.

SMH as I return back to ghost mode undecided
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Wants To Be A Pharaoh,then He Will Find A Moses In Me - Asari Dokubo by Crocz(m): 6:05pm On Apr 27, 2015
Even a creek rat dare challenge a President, commander in chief of armed forces!...GEJ brought this impunity upon us all. Why are they so afraid of jail self, what's his biz with who'll be going to jail if he isn't "kworopt"?


In an ideal world, Asari will be bunking in Guatanamo Bay....I despise anybody or group who had to take up arm to prove a point.

Fuc'king rebel!...smtcheeeew
CelebritiesRe: Check Out This Cute Picture Of Olamide And His Son by Crocz(m): 5:52pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lovely kiss

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