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Politics › Re: President Elect Inspect Bullet Train Model by Crocz(m): 11:08pm On Apr 23, 2015*

That's what we talking about!

They said he's old and feeble yet he looks strong and thinks to the future.

They said he's an illiterate yet he understand the meaning of "technology" than a PHD holder

They said he's one chance and yet the most notorious-relentless-nefarious looters Nigeria has ever seen fear his might.

In life, I've made a million and one decisions but the decision to put my all behind this man is the best I've ever made!...say what ya like, he's the real deal!

Abeg make dem pack GEJ "pangolo" (empty tin) commot for our rail joor! angry

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Retreat From Boko Haram Stronghold, Sambisa Forest by Crocz(m): 3:11pm On Apr 23, 2015

The mine just gave them more time to prepare..but all these commanding officers too mumu, even me wey dey play Far Cry know say I go set mines if the enemy advancing on me is too great a force for me to handle at that moment...that's what the bokos did.

I donno if it's only me but I think they should have anticipated this and find a way before they even attack...pretty obvious to me

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Politics › Re: Silva, Anyim Head Buhari's Inauguration Committee (photo) by Crocz(m): 2:59pm On Apr 23, 2015

Hmm...Timipre be looking like "kiriku"

Jona be like "ah!, so soon?"

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Politics › Re: Court Jails Woman 266 Years For Stealing Employer’s N8million by Crocz(m): 8:47pm On Apr 22, 2015

266yrs and she's to return the money in restitution?...her lawyer should just hang up his suit and start carpentery. #Quack!

She probably didn't have one

Politics › Re: Lets Analyze This Trekking Guy's Journey From Lagos To Abuja...!!! by Crocz(m): 8:26am On Apr 21, 2015

daveP:
it is possible. 18days at constant pace/day. All that is making this journey seem not real is the fatigue rate that affected him.

The more healthy trekking comfortable time/day would be 7hours/day.

Someone pointed out that a man can't walk at a constant pace all through cos of factors like fatigue..not even a car can do that, which I reasoned...that too would affect his trekking hours/days

Politics › Re: Lets Analyze This Trekking Guy's Journey From Lagos To Abuja...!!! by Crocz(m): 8:02am On Apr 21, 2015

agabaI23:
To help, you only need to know how many hours he is free to walk in a day.
His maintaining the same speed is not an issue because not even cars do that. You will have to measure the average velocity of the guy.

Check the number of days, number of walk hours per day and the number of days, then you can measure his average speed. You can assume he walks between 6 am to 6 pm daily.

You may want to find out if he took some days off.

Thoughtful!

Politics › Re: 2015 Elections And Igbo Hatred Questions by Crocz(m): 8:48pm On Apr 20, 2015

This your story about world war 1 right?...I love it, especially the part when those soldiers were running inside water like a submarine.

And the part where, the US president had to steal a chicken cos he was dead hungry

Politics › Re: Chukwumerije, A Man Of Noble Values – Buhari by Crocz(m): 8:33pm On Apr 20, 2015

If the General says he was a good man, I'll take it that he was a good man...may he rest among the steadfast in good acts.

In other affair, make Boda Kashamu and Pa OBJ go settle each other make dem allow us hear word abeg

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Politics › Re: Lets Analyze This Trekking Guy's Journey From Lagos To Abuja...!!! by Crocz(m): 8:29pm On Apr 20, 2015

CharlesPhc:
Good thinking...!!! That was just what i wanted to achieve, to have young Nigerians with Engineering/Mathematical Mind-set to analyze issues rather than just swallow everything that is dished out to them

Cool...good to know you not "bad-belle-ing" cheesy

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Politics › Re: Lets Analyze This Trekking Guy's Journey From Lagos To Abuja...!!! by Crocz(m): 7:54pm On Apr 20, 2015*

Except you develop a complex mathematical model for it, I don't see how you can know for certain if it's possible to walk or if he did walk from Lagos to Abj in that time....cos there are some many factors to consider:
* did he follow conventional car route?
* how many mins/hours did he take to rest, eat and/ sleep, chat?
* at what pace was he walking
* did he maintain the same pace all through the journey?...he could jug a while

Now assuming he lag in one or more of the above which still doesn't account for all the factors or parameters in this context, then we can take the lag as "U"...and give a linear model as:

¥ = a + bC + b2R + b3P + .... + U

Where ¥ = number of hours it took him
a = constant
b = coefficients
U = error term/lag
In theory, it means the number of hours it took him to walk the journey depends on the distance C, rest hours R, walking pace P and other factors.

The statisticians and mathematicians can take it from here *sigh*

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Crime › Re: Abducted Orekoya Kids Interviewed... by Crocz(m): 10:04am On Apr 20, 2015

Smart kids, parents not so smart!

Politics › Re: Ondo Strange Disease Not Contagious, Initial Results Show Ethanol Poisoning by Crocz(m): 8:35am On Apr 20, 2015

Nothing is conclusive yet...I for say make dem never debunk the myth cos me dey enjoy the "gods fracas" but people are sick and dying....barbie doll dey kill people overnight lwkmd...dem even dey pour am water say make e cool, e too vex be dat...the gods on biological terror..lolz

"If na dat barbie doll dey kill people true true, then him na bad scientist...e no sabi better disease to unleash terror"

Celebrities › Re: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Crocz(m): 6:56pm On Apr 15, 2015

TheSonOfMark:
But he was one of YOUR FATHER'S favourite politician. So what does that make your father and , by extension , you?

Why don't you ask your father!...smtcheeew

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Celebrities › Re: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Crocz(m): 6:55pm On Apr 15, 2015

TheSonOfMark:
But he was one of YOUR FATHER'S favourite politician. So what does that make your father and , by extension , you?

You can ask your father!

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Celebrities › Re: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Crocz(m): 6:31pm On Apr 15, 2015

Legendary mad man

The grand pioneer of lyrical madness

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Celebrities › Re: Bimbo Akintola Shows Off Massive Breast by Crocz(m): 1:16pm On Apr 15, 2015

I have a theory, her bank balance is in red...she needs to make some doe fast and the only way to do that is to change marketing strategy.

Aje a wogba o cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Photos: Joselyn Dumas Dethrones Omotola As Africa's Sexiest Actress? by Crocz(m): 1:09pm On Apr 15, 2015

Make she pack go one side abeg...cos you've got hips/butt doesn't mean you sexy

Politics › Re: South Africans Killing Blacks #xenophobia(photos)discretion Pls by Crocz(m): 11:06pm On Apr 14, 2015

overdrive:
if they dare touch any Nigerian. sorry will be their name cos buhari will not take it easy with them. it is not business as usual. an action man is now in charge.

Scores of Nigerians are reportedly dead already

Politics › Re: South Africans Killing Blacks #xenophobia(photos)discretion Pls by Crocz(m): 10:55pm On Apr 14, 2015

illiad:
~~What's the big deal?~~
Igbos are killed in the north. A yoruba monarch threatened the life of igbos in lagos few days ago.

[s] So what is all the brouhaha?
Dogs been eaten dog here in our contraption called nigeria and you're talking about people who even crossed border. [/s]

If buhari had lost this election. I swear you would not even be safe enough to share pics. As what you're seeing in south Africa would be child play compared to what his moronic supporters would be doing right now.

To hell with the black world. They hate themselves more than others hate them.

Politics › Re: Amaechi Replies Obanikoro: I Will Not Congratulate Wike, It’s Daylight Robbery by Crocz(m): 10:50pm On Apr 14, 2015

He simply outsmart you, just deal

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Politics › Re: Us Denies Asking For The Cancelation Of Rivers And Akwa Ibom Guber Elections. by Crocz(m): 10:39pm On Apr 14, 2015

I don't care what games the politicians play...life is too short not to take a selfie

PDP to your left, APC to your right and Nature is white.

While I be like...

Politics › Re: South Africans Killing Blacks #xenophobia(photos)discretion Pls by Crocz(m): 10:36pm On Apr 14, 2015*

Good Lord! shocked

"Why is man this wicked?"

It's a shame Mandela strove hard to liberate them from modern slavery. He'd be a very sad man in heaven seeing this.

I can't quite understand their reasoning, they are killing Nigerians, Ethiopians, Zimbabweans and all africans but Australians and Brittons are roaming their street like boss. Like someone said, this isn't xenophobia...it's urban terrorism!

Bunch of lunatics!!

Politics › Re: Senate Presidency: Tinubu’s Camp Backs Akume, Amaechi, Others Push For Saraki by Crocz(m): 9:12am On Apr 14, 2015

Saraki is no doubt a very intelligent man, he's bold and smart.

But he's extremely dangerous, you should fear a man of ambition and who'd do anything necessary to achieve it. He'd be thinking he didn't do that much for the party to "chill".

Again, you can't keep him away from holding such powerful position lest he cease it by whatever means necessary, he won't care how many heads will roll or even damage the unity in the party. What he want is what he wants, with whatever means necessary. That's his moto grin

Politics › Re: BREAKING; THEY STOLE HIS JOB, AND GAVE HIM BULLETS (photo) by Crocz(m): 8:59am On Apr 14, 2015

And how does this relate to the bullet ridden body of "who cares?" undecided

If the judicial system were to go by your logic of "pointing fingers when it is convenient or based on opinions and perceptions"...you, the op, would be in prison too. You could be the assassin for all we know, all they'll have to do is establish a motive against you like you did to another.

Not anybody with a perceived motive to kill is a murderer.

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TV/Movies › Re: Winter Is Here: Game Of Thrones Season 5 Premiers by Crocz(op): 11:51pm On Apr 13, 2015

stonemind:
I beg where can I download?

http://mobiletvshows.co/video/list/4141575

Enjoy!

Politics › Re: Massive Election Protest Near Inec Office In Umuahia Abia State. (pics) by Crocz(m): 3:27pm On Apr 13, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
see you.

Maybe if you stayed in the east during your formative years, it would've been easier.
Y'know that's when we learn things faster: language(s) inclusive.
That's when I learnt mine though, attended a boarding school in the West.

My room-mates were always gossiping in yoruba ...lols.
I hate to be left out, had to struggle and learn the language.

Lolz @ gossip

I guess I'll have to relocate for a few years to the East grin

...someone used to teach me before thou, and I learnt close to nothing grin

...she'll tell me a word and I'll forget the meaning and she'll get angry. I lost interest for a moment.

It's better to be where everyone speaks the language...you'll learn better kiss

Politics › Re: Massive Election Protest Near Inec Office In Umuahia Abia State. (pics) by Crocz(m): 1:46pm On Apr 13, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
lols
I do

Sorry ehn @ bursted stomach, not deliberate.

That's cool kiss

I'd love to speak Igbo too, someday.

Celebrities › Re: If Sex Doesnt Prove Love,why Is Cheating A Problem?’ – Ruth Kadri by Crocz(m): 1:06pm On Apr 13, 2015

Nice line of reasoning...I wonder too

Fashion › Re: Photo Of The Day: Haircut Or Madness ??? by Crocz(m): 1:03pm On Apr 13, 2015

Pineapple head...issokay!

Politics › Re: Massive Election Protest Near Inec Office In Umuahia Abia State. (pics) by Crocz(m): 12:39pm On Apr 13, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
Ori iwona buru...

Hahahahahahahaha...da hell? grin

Holy sh'it...you just burst ma stomach with laughter..rotfl

You speak yoruba?

TV/Movies › Winter Is Here: Game Of Thrones Season 5 Premiers by Crocz(op): 6:23pm On Apr 12, 2015*

There is a Game, only the smartest know how. In this game, the winner takes all...and the loser loses his head. There are no rules, only that you choose your opponents wisely, allies meticulously and perfect your plans for there are no margins for errors. You have no luxury for friends, only enemies.
This is the Game of the Elite, the Game of Kings, and Queens and Lords. It's a Game to Stardom. This, gentle men, is "Game of Thrones".

Winter is here, Game of Thrones returns!!!!!!

Politics › Re: Ambode Wins Lagos Governorship Election, Succeeds Fashola by Crocz(m): 5:27pm On Apr 12, 2015

Now that's one hell of a knockout...stay down!

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