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 Christianity Etc › Re: See What This Girl Wore To Church And See The Pastor's Reaction On Facebook by Crocz(m): 12:22pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Me I no go lie...cos lie no good Gaskia I like that ass |
| Politics › Re: Forget The Rumors: See The REAL Pics Of PMB Appointments - Cramjones by Crocz(m): 12:12pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
gists:High five bro  |
| Politics › Re: Tax Evasion: FIRS To Go After 325,000 Companies, Persons by Crocz(m): 12:08pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
omojoshy:I'm inclined to agree with the port issue...but on companies not paying tax cos of negative return isn't good enough an excuse, the government shouldn't be sharing in the failures of management of a company and I strongly believe that the cost of power in most companies is grossly exaggerated. If we continue to see companies in Nigeria as doing government favour by providing employment then we'll be missing a vital fact that most of this companies get bumper returns as profit for their troubles, so it's a two ways thing. No company can operate at a break even for years let alone on a negative return. |
| Agriculture › Re: Xmas Broiler Broading In Pictures by Crocz(m): 11:53am On Aug 30, 2015 |
Bros!...na wa o! Na fire I dey see so?...abi u wan smoke them to death ni?...instead, light the charcoal outside and when the coal is red...you can bring it in to provide the warmth 31 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Forget The Rumors: See The REAL Pics Of PMB Appointments - Cramjones by Crocz(m): 11:14am On Aug 30, 2015 |
AlPeter:Thank you...I'll edit it right away. We all have our moments of madness 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Tax Evasion: FIRS To Go After 325,000 Companies, Persons by Crocz(m): 10:49am On Aug 30, 2015*. Modified: 12:16pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
So you don't pay tax, no corporate benefit to your host communities, pollute the air and estort customers....and yet nobody seemed to be concerned all these years? Chai!...Jonathaaaaaaan!!  29 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Forget The Rumors: See The REAL Pics Of PMB Appointments - Cramjones by Crocz(m): 10:34am On Aug 30, 2015*. Modified: 11:16am On Aug 30, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: PDP Might Have No Legs To Stand On Once Corruption Trial Begins – Presidency by Crocz(m): 10:26am On Aug 30, 2015 |
Hmmm...throw back pinshure Lemme see you if you are part of that movement...parley!  2 Likes
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| Politics › Re: N2.4b Pay Off Bonanza For Ex-senators, Reps by Crocz(m): 10:18am On Aug 30, 2015 |
Hehehe...Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese...they are all the same! |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria's 50 Achievements Since May 29 by Crocz(m): 10:05am On Aug 30, 2015 |
onlinebizinfo:No they are not...but I trust the government is putting in great effort to find them. But if you are not content, you can always organise a vigilante search partee |
| Politics › Re: Presidency Attacks PDP, Says Jonathan’s Economic Achievements Fake by Crocz(m): 9:54am On Aug 30, 2015 |
Why won't then forge and manipulate statistics to when they know that the Zoologist wouldn't even know the difference between a cat and a baby lion....so much for a PHD holder! |
| Politics › Re: Northern Elders Replies Ndigbo: Buhari Is Appointing Only Those He Can Trust by Crocz(m): 9:49am On Aug 30, 2015*. Modified: 10:17am On Aug 30, 2015 |
SUGARBEE:Some people are just quite very funny...cos you see the head of the pidgin to be white doesn't mean the entire body will be white. My point is, the man just made about 20% of the appointments...more are yet to come and you are already comatosing? The beginning of Jona's failure was the appointment of untrustworthy people into his close quarters, he said it himself that there were a lot of things going on he was never aware of cos they kept it from him. And to find such people, you need to have known them personally or someone you trust vouch for them. So chillace and reserve your wailing strength! |
| Politics › Re: Appointments: Buhari, APC Move To Pacify S’east by Crocz(m): 9:48am On Aug 30, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: NERC Expresses Gratitude To Jonathan Government For Steady Power by Crocz(m): 9:27am On Aug 30, 2015*. Modified: 9:43am On Aug 30, 2015 |
Nobody is saying there was no good at all in Jona's government..just like in a football game, you got smacked 5goals and then you managed to score a consolation goal, it doesn't erase the fact that you've failed...I do understand the pain of wailers from south south who haven't yet got over the loss of their "son" in the election, and I also understand the endless pain of "biafrans" who by design and circumstance always seem to self impose pain on themselves. But one thing I'm 1000% sure of, and I can bet my two balls (which about now is the most precious stones I've got) that Buhari will succeed and eclipse the painful memories of Jona's failure 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Jubilation As Nigeria Achieves 5,000 Mega Watts For The First Time Ever by Crocz(m): 9:20am On Aug 30, 2015 |
In Asa's voice: Where 'em wailers...come see this "bad" news wailers!...I'm talking to you wailers, o ya come have your heart palpitated 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Commissioning Of The Country Of Western Nigeria Tax Office Pay Your Taxes Here by Crocz(m): 4:50pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Oloshi jati jati 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Ladies: Guys Are No More Smiling, (pics) by Crocz(m): 10:19am On Aug 26, 2015 |
The chat gat me....
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| Romance › Re: Graphic Photo Of Injury Guy Got After Eady Lady's Butt For The First Time by Crocz(m): 9:58am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Fear ladies with rhino a.ss....they can be deadly, literally! Cos the kind of bacteria they harbour ehn...they are so deadly that no particular strain dominate the supremacy of the a.ss for long. |
| Celebrities › Re: PHOTO! The Top 10 Hottest Yoruba Actresses At The Moment by Crocz(m): 8:34pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie:You just work it out for the op...Mercy Aigbe tops the list really...I would have chosen Doris Simeon over her if it were like 3yrs ago |
| Politics › Re: PDP Forced Me To Sign Fake Results – Abia North Returning Officer by Crocz(m): 7:52pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Awon olodo...them no even fit do simple maths |
| Celebrities › Re: How A Nairalander Is About To Make "History" (Pic) by Crocz(m): 7:22pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
fnep2smooth:God bless your hustle! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: PHOTO! The Top 10 Hottest Yoruba Actresses At The Moment by Crocz(m): 7:17pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Oh really?
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| Celebrities › Re: Sheila, Alleged Victim Of Timaya Posts Racy Pictures by Crocz(m): 7:08pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
When people explain to me why bo.obs obey the law of gravity, I trynna understand and move on....now when I see this babe's a'ss obeying law of gravity, that gat me confused...that's some fu'ckshit even Einstein gotta baffle on |
| Celebrities › Re: How A Nairalander Is About To Make "History" (Pic) by Crocz(m): 6:53pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Where in the holy lord's name did u get that lappy from...I tot they extinct before the dinosaurs? 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Beware! Your Bvn Can Expose U. Keep It Safe. by Crocz(m): 6:25pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
That's how one pretty voice lady called me allegedly from Sterling Bank asking for my BVN number so she can link to my account...and I foolishly gave her the number. But I wasn't bordered cos the account is dormant anyway. Some few minutes later, she called to remind me of my account dormancy(like I don't fu'cking know b4)...then she pleaded I should make "real" transactions in the account Probably the left over amount in the account wouldn't do for her, she wants better...she's prolly waiting for the day I'll make a deposit into it, who uses Sterling Bank these days again anyway?...na dia she go old, I don't use the bank any often than I use tissue to wipe ma a'ss |
| Politics › Re: Photo: Two Governors Compared: One Reviewing Master Plan, The Other Buying Ponmo by Crocz(m): 9:10am On Aug 22, 2015 |
Hahahaha...foolish guy No, not the governor...I mean the op |
| Celebrities › Re: Maheeda Flashes Her Butthole In A Most Controversial Picture (photos) by Crocz(m): 9:11pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
That's just one seriously ugly looking pumpkin |
| Politics › Re: Stable Supply Of Electricity: See This Guy's Concern by Crocz(m): 10:44pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
I don't understand...I mean do you put your beer in a fridge or a freezer? I always thought only "Jonah the clueless" has exclusive right to this kind of lameness 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Barrister Francis First Class Certificate Claim. The Truth. (screenshot) by Crocz(m): 10:22pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
Oh I know "Barrister" Francis...we named him barrister cos he talks too much in his sleep after eating a pot-full eba. He was so dull he can't even right "o" with the bottom of a bottom...he was more like this dude below
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| Agriculture › Re: We Must Go Back To Agriculture As Oil Revenue Shrinks - Buhari by Crocz(m): 8:02pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Bad stuffs been happening since the time of "Jonah the Clueless" but Baba will fix it! 34 Likes
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| Politics › Re: Buhari Pays Ex-Militants Allowances And Owed Arrears by Crocz(m): 7:33pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Oh shiit...Buhari plans to "militantised" Nigeria |
| Politics › Re: 2nd Lady Recently Raped, Duped In Modella Couture Modelling Scam Tells Her Story by Crocz(m): 9:05am On Aug 07, 2015 |
mapet:It seems there are two forms of rape...the one you force yourself on the lady and the one you con her into it....like "power, enter!" |
