₦airaland Forum

BecaciaBarbie:
Na so!!!

you can come check it out yourself, I will give you an access code.
Oral estate

franklingud:
You be fool

You masturbated in front of a girl you paid for her services oo


Highest level of mumu!
Grade 15

that's to show her I have an alternative, na you be the mumu.. Try rape make dem end your career for jail

Lollittaa:
why won't we respect ourselves? I don't know about the others but I'd rather my bones are bleached under the Sahara sun than allow any nairaland male insult me because of money

dey calm down madam, the same way some nairaland female respect themselves is the same way some men to do same..
Some of us just wanna live life with no drama.. If it were to be a nairaland female, aswear, it would have been fun cos we will talk about so many nairalanders and their moniker and I will as well reason with her...
You don't know the joy someone like me will derive dating a nairalander who fit into my specifications

Olumighty123:
How did y'all come to conclusion that the OP is the owner of that apartment? he can even be an house boy to one big man like that

do you know you are actually correct?, I can come wash your clothes for a token

BecaciaBarbie:
Clearly he is advertising the estate...are you guys that gullible?

there is no vacancy there, every apartment has been taken Mrs ungullible

Ishilove:
So she is a Nairalander? What is her username?

no, she is not a nairalander, na all these ajah girl

Ishilove:
Their eye will only clear after someone has attempted to pull a 'Chidinma' on them. Shior

ishi, shey na me you go come blame like this? Body no be firewood naw and I expected to get down with a nairalander. You know why?
Based on the stereotyping of nairaland girls, she will want to prove me wrong..

Am typing with highness sha

My respect for this man knows no bound..

Watch out, one apron wearing preacher will avoid this thread like plague..
They already have the list of people that will make heaven..

Bouz:
Chai i could imagine the number of ladies that would have sent this dude a pm, on seeing where he lives, with those flashy cars. , chai hunger na bastard. I blame bad govt sha.

funny enough, I didn't receive a single pm or dm from nairaland ladies,guys Don too yab dem for here so seems they respect themselves now...

Ps:: a nairalander saw me when I took those pics this morning, I came out now and was about to go get some things, I just hear, chairman, so you be nairalander?
I just hail am back.. I already know we have nairalanders in this estate

Temmylee01:
bros no kill me with laff, AGROnifield really . I quoted you earlier on the parental thread but you didn't reply, so sorry if am bothering you though.

will check it out

Temmylee01:
Sometimes those girl get carried away and think they can shoot their shot at any given opportunity but even if you want to shoot ur shot there are places that warrant it and there are places where you shouldn't try such.

If I'm this op I will collect my money back asap and collect the food I ordered then lead her outta my house then shut the door on her face.
From one felas to another felas to another one brought you to somewhere and u Kim dey find boyfriend ahh. Oga ooooooh

before nko? I threw the heartless girl out..
They don't know what it means to be AGROnified

She said she knows this is a chicken change to me that I can let it go since she will be coming back tomorrow as a girlfriend
We were supposed to make up in the sitting room and my front door wasn't locked, it was just jammed cos no one will even come to knock your door not to talk of opening it..
So I got angry and told her to make the transfer, she was like, you are already raising your voice handsome. Abi eleyi ti ment ni?
Madam, do transfer joor and she said she will shout rape if am not careful,i just laughed..
There is a camera in my sitting room and as if I know something like this was gonna happen, I did the transfer backing my camera so the transaction can be seen..
She didn't notice the camera until I showed her, I even showed her on my phone as the camera still records..
Madam use shame do my transfer back to me, I took the takeaway she was supposed to leave with and the perfume I recently bought that I kept in my sitting room that she said she liked and I told her to take it with my hand chain.. Omo mhen, agro na bastard.. I was just saying, take it, take it.. But the babe set die, slim, chocolate, tall..
Wey I Don already plan standing missionary with that height..
She asked for Uber money to go back.. Uber kor, urban area ni... I just told her to go before I loose my temper..
I collected everything I gave her..
So when she exited the gate, I believed she had a rethink and said OK, she will agree to the sex that she is sorry...
Alaye, carry your wahala and body dey go, man's no longer hot..
And the thing is, once you exit the gate and you try coming back in, you will need a security code again, she keep begin me to help her generate another for her to come in, O.Y.O..
so na so she just waste my yesterday o and I really like that girl, he pain me self say I no yansh am but well, we moveeeeee..
Pics 1-the camera
Pics 2,3,4, the environment

Ps: if you dey oral estate and your car dey the pics, abeg no vex. But a quick, I still no understand why everybody dey mind their business for here..

So I was fucking honey yesterday that I even created a thread for hookup.
The agro hold me no be small, all my body just dey vibrate..
So someone connected me to someone that connected me to a slim and sexy babe, she was beautiful though.
We agreed on 40k excluding Uber, drinks and food..
I already ordered for food at mega chicken so she picked it up on her way here.. Got to the gate, gave her the security code and fiam, she was here..
After eating, we played around a bit just to get her in the mood. He reach time to do the do, madam became moody and sober and she was like, it's not as if I do this for a living in fact, this is my first time of doing this.. I told the guy that linked us I was broke and needed money to sort out some bills that's how we got to meet..
Egbami ke, who get epistle of judas iscariot?
the deal was payment before we do anything , that's after she might have arrived..
And I Don already transfer the money and seeing her gorgeous body is driving me mad already like I should swallow her whole..
*that seeing me, she believe we can take this beyond hookup that she can even transfer back the money to me.
Saying she won't allow me have sex on the ground of hook up that I should pls agree to date her then she will now come back maybe tomorrow then we can have mind blowing sex as boyfriend and girlfriend..
I was already loosing my patience and almost going mad.. My third leg is already standing at attention..
Thank Goodness I didn't use enhancement drug..
I believed she got carried away with what she saw and I live alone..
Believe me, someone who is not disciplined will rape that girl yesterday.. Her clothe was revealing, erect breast with chunky nipple, moderate ass, figure 8 shape goosh, I Wan die..
I come dey beg that after the sex, we can talk properly, she no gree. Professing one kin yeye love and promising she will be the best I ever had..
I just jejely did soapy in her presence there and she was so embarrassed but she composed herself.. When baba Don calm down, I gave her my account to transfer back the money, and another wahala start again.

greatiyk4u:
Same story proving low self esteem

You see staying in Lagos estate as something special,
Better go back to the village where you belong joor

sometimes, we give too much credit to low lives forgetting they won't have the understanding to comprehend whatever you say..
Sorry for trying to explain.

greatiyk4u:
Sign of low self esteem

I don't know where you stay but if you stay where I stay, you won't spill this rubbish.
In an organized estate, everyone minds their business.. Have tried severally to mingle with people or associate myself, no one gives a damn..
Believe me, have not seen up to 10% of people who lives here that I sometimes wonder, na ghost full everywhere?
Even I am an indoor person so shove your low self esteem up your house..
No be mushin or agege wey everybody Sabi everybody.
And before you talk about pako or butty, I was breed and brought up in mushin..
From oloruntosin, to olorunsogo to ilasamaja to papa ajao to idi oro

greatiyk4u:
Sign of low self esteem

I don't know where you stay but if you stay where I stay, you won't spill this rubbish.
In an organized estate, everyone minds their business.. Have tried severally to mingle with people or associate myself, no one gives a damn..
Believe me, have not seen up to 10% of people who lives here that I sometimes wonder, na ghost full everywhere?
Even I am an indoor person so shove your low self esteem up your house..
No be mushin or agege wey everybody Sabi everybody.
And before you talk about pako or butty, I was breed and brought up in mushin..
From oloruntosin, to olorunsogo to ilasamaja to papa ajao to idi oro

My brother in South Africa has this type of mentality and I thought he was crazy..
What's really happening with you guys?

Allow this guy rest now!

Rip hungerbad

Megatron77:
Please sir can you just avoid that lunatic that made you mention me because he might put you into trouble sir.

noted

Money, the root of all evil

Living a comfortable life is enough reason to work hard

Corolla, it can't be over emphasized..
Maintenance and fuel efficiency

KingDash:
useless thing.

your father right?
I said what I wanted, if you are not pleased, you could have ignored..

There is this adrenaline rush that comes with panicking.
I was 14yrs old when I fly through a very high fence without using my hands.
I later learnt it was a pitbull that pursued me, I almost died..
My dad later bought me a big bicycle when he saw where I fly through.
I was told to try and fly through it again, I couldn't even climb it...

I doff my hat for that woman

ModeEbo:
Lol bring ur sister come Ekubo go make am blow whistle

be sensible

penocrat1:
Him don nyash you before?

I no dey do guys, I love slim girls

OK Mr GAYbriel

Am tired of reading news like this everyday jaree, new day, new wahala

Impunity has always thrived in Nigeria

Ayietim:
.

Change it, sing it and I promote.

ok

Pumpumking:
Bro...take Megatron77 I beg...
No man want am coz she cuss too much!(( Tank me LATER thou))

Megatron77 na woman abi man disguising as a woman?
Pls clarify

DoggoneDogg:
What are the rent rates in your estate? Self con, shared flats, mini flats, 2bedroom etc...

3.5m for 4bedroon duplex all ensuit with penthouse..
That's the one I know about cos that's the one I live in