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Knowing me knowing you
There is nothing we can't do

The originator of the song
"I have a dream"

Na bow and arrow dem suppose dey give Nigerian policemen

Na wa o
The only person that can start this challenge and I will oblige is j111333

Buy from a credible outlet next time..
All these I just enter game outlet, I no dey patronize them..
Nigerians will always blame people for not patronizing start ups, meanwhile most of these start ups lack integrity

debbydams:
op come and finish your story oo

he Don finish naw

Evercurious:
Because he is one of those pathetic lots

he is actually the squad leader, he is no other person than the BBQgriller...
Any where or moniker you see manna, na him be that

Told her I couldn't get a woman pregnant as my doctor once told me I have watery sperm..
It was a lot of wahala going back and forth.
There was a day she vowed never to leave my door mouth and while I was trying to push her away so I could close my door, she held onto my john Thomas and that idiot is so sensitive to touch of a woman. So we end up dragging each other inside as she won't let go and we end up knacking from evening till morning.. She has this irresistible body...
So we talked about the pregnancy and I told her it wasn't for me..
She said I should give her money to abort it and I told her can't give her money to kill a foetus as I wasn't even the owner in the first place..
She left angrily and told me I will regret it..
True to her threat, me wey dey good standing before, my gp come dey shake..
I was relieved off my class rep title and I started having series of problem and night mare.. When it was becoming unbearable, I went to church, being a white garment person..
Na from church dem tell me say I Don knack agbako..
I went to where she was staying and learnt she left for Akwa ibom already..
She called me during one night like that and I was hearing alot of voices, like occultic voices and she keep repeating the "you go suffer words"...
Have actually been to Akwa ibom twice..
The first time was to go see her and seek for forgiveness cos I really suffer back then in school, I was even almost rusticated..
If some people could remember vividly the time Oloyede expelled some final year engineering students he tagged cultists for reading at the back of ELT back then, it was immediately I left them after a brief explanation one of them did for me that the incident happened..
Omo mhen, my eyes see pepper no be small..
She wasn't actually pregnant but she wanted us to be an issue back then which I know will distract my education..

When I went for service, I no Sabi as I take jam am one time for market.. She saw me and dodge and she end up trailing me to my apartment..
It was 3yrs + after and she now made alot od sense.. Full option everything but knowing what I went through, I bind and cast her ni..
She even told me not to worry that she won't get pregnant that I have nothing to be afraid of...
I no gree o.
Each time I remember this story, I come dey fear women like mad but no way no way, all die na still die as we no get option than to yansh them but this time with serious caution

NLPoliceWoman:
I feel sad about this always

shame Don dey catch you to use your true moniker...
Pele BBQgriller, you can't defend failure for a long time without people seeing you as a failure yourself

Can you imagine?
So 21 storeys on a foundation meant for 6 storeys?
Just like putting a crane on an 04 Toyota corolla.
Just take a look at the Irons used for both beams and pillars...

Shey this country never enter wahala like this?
Even saying this country is on auto pilot is an understatement

NO BE EVERY BANNY YOU GO KNACK..
True life story.....
Came across this topic on Frontpage and it triggered a memory...

https://www.nairaland.com/6854265/tech-guy-gets-called-out

Was in 200level then and I was a photographer.. I have access to alot of big photographers in Lagos back then and have done alot of model shots..
As in nude model shots.. I remember an alhaja that has this American rich man.. The man wants shots he can masturbate with, complete nude shots oo..
Mhen, this is someone that is so clean, sexy and hot.. It took professionalism to control myself though I had a visible erection that almost torn my trouser..
The option was simple, get paid or Bleep and give the soft copies for free..
Na my uncle studio and she was already booked so na just painful bony I get..
Though weeks later, I knacked the hell out of her when she called me for home service.. Na amadioha Sabi where she got her skills from..
If i knack release, it takes about 20-30Mins for my Mr to become active but she made it become active in less than 2mins,it was like she was on fire from an aphrodisiac..

OK to the aim of this post, I have Alot of naked model shots on my laptop so it is easy to convince girls I am a professional model photographer..
I went to buka 5 or so back then in unilorin, my favorite is buka 10 or 7 and I met this akwa ibom lady there working as a waiter.. I couldn't get my eyes off her..
So I got her number after telling her am a photographer and her stature is perfect for a shot we need in Lagos..
It was on a Friday afternoon and this banny was in my house already on Saturday..
After the whole deceiving shots and naked shots we did, one way or the other, I told her her body is too inviting and if she wants to be ahead of other models, we have to do the do..
We knacked from sat till Monday morning.
She almost took my life with knacking..
She just dey give diff styles, she gave me a style that it will take about 5 secs for me to thrust in and another 5 secs to thrust out, she tighten her kpekus..
Like play like play, she was visiting frequently and sometimes, I go dey make some fake calls to Lagos about a damsel of a model I have..
It appears she was squarting with someone and I live alone and I don't keep friends.. So she was practically living with me, food no be problem and I was having steady knacking.
She likes to dominate during sex and she doesn't get tired easily.. She introduced Amazon style to me and mhen, na very crazy sex style..
Akwaibomite, I throway for una...
So soon Sha, I got tired as I was getting lean and it got to a time, I used scope drive am commot.. She understood all my gimmicks as to drive her away and it took alot of wahala and persistence to pursue her.
After one month and some days, banny told me she was pregnant, na there wahala start..

NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 2.
Rule 5.

I didn't mention your name so why u wan come get hypertension?

NLPoliceWoman:
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Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 5.

5. Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.

that pics was an illustration.. Pele vulture griller, this one pain you wella

ILoveDemMANNA:
I am here to read and learn.

Instead of some internet urchins that have never traveled out of their villages to chill out and allow Nigerians in foreign countries to contribute and make comments and let we at home learn,
Never, these online miscreants will take over all the box comments talking on behalf of the people that are in the position to answer.
The difference between Quora and Nairaland.

Over there, sensible people chill out at this kind of topic, people don't just post for posting sake.
I tire for dis kind people here sha

u talk too much for an adult

LaIabobo:
Lol,they should just dismiss him. I'm sure he'll be relieved.
But they might just decide to punish him by redeploying him to the lake Chad region .

Dude has made more wealth from skits than he could ever make legally in 10years of military service

the guy is made, he should dismiss himself

Fahdiga:
This is scripted to make him more popular

it is not scripted..

I talk am..
I said this same thing yesterday..

When you are addicted to something, you don't get ashamed doing it, even for free

Effect of having a dullard as the president
Na benin republic dey reap the benefit of his nepotism..
I know of about 5 guys that traveled to UAE through Benin..
How long can we cope with this wicked, heartless and nonchalant government?

Impeach buhari now..
Impeach buhari now..
Impeach buhari now..
Impeach buhari now..
Impeach buhari now..
Impeach buhari now..

Sapa

Emytea:
please can someone make it make sense please

what they intend saying is, while he preside over a school in Nigeria as a vice chancellor, his son is schooling in one of the best universities in the world..
I.e, he doesn't belive in the education system he is part of.

Inside life
Same reason most Nigerians prefer foreign designers to our aba made
The same way most prefer foreign rice to local rice even though foreign is more expensive.

NO ONE BELIEVE IN THIS SHIT HOLE CONTRAPTION ANYMORE..

Even the money stolen in Nigeria is used to develop DEVELOPED countries...

Golf 2 700k

fkj950ax:
How can a metal electrocute a person?
Is there no intelligent or educated person to read or write these things before you publish?

metal iron
Metal is a conductor of electricity

Funny enough, money dey where money dey..
Even I won't deny the fact that have been hit with this financial crisis as of late

There was a country

Alf137:
We will get there

get where?

ugabamuzu:
They should start first by making sure no over aged is allowed to camp.

Na so that year one man was in my hostel as a coper in jigawa camp.

That man should be way above 50yrs. Na uncle all of us dey call am.

Every evening him and the wife dey quarrel for phone. The woman never wanted him to come but he left her with two kids to come and start doing left right left right with us

You know if na hunger drive am come camp?
Free food, free allawee