₦airaland Forum

gretblue:
[s]Electoral lost is worse than Electrical shock.Grow up [/s]Dude.

ZKOSOSO:
God bless u sir for this epic lecture!

baralatie:
Noooo!
Gbawe epistle will be easily attacked and he is not a fighter but berem can lai

baralatie:
I nominate berem for the replacement

mile12crises:
I doubt if Nigerians will be patient enough to wait till 2019 before kicking this scammer out of aso rock

SUPERPACK:
11 years to be a doctor, I blame GEJ for this. this is kwarraption.

Clerverly:
You said the same in Bayelsa election, yet your PDP only struggled to win by less than 25000 Votes...

APC Minimum Target in Rivers State:

One Senatorial Seat.

6 House Of Rep Seats.

15 House Of Assembly Seats...

That will be enough to keep Wike awake till 2019, when it will unleash Federal Might in the whole of South South and South East...

Clerverly:
Mtcheeeewww!

ammyluv2002:
I get better homely beautiful hardworking lady for you....datz if you have some cash to consult me

ari3l:
Hmmmm I'm moved o

OZAOEKPE:
WE IN PDP SET THE PACE, FOR OTHERS TO FOLLOW

truthspeaks:
E be like say development issues don de sorted out in kaduna cos a gov facing religious issues like dis means d kaduna state ppl don chop belleful n r only lookin 4 sumtin 2 worry abt

RevDesm0ndJuju:
There are reports that a young Christian girl (16yrs) from Bauchi has been kidnapped.

She was last seen yesterday afternoon after returning from church in a suburb of Bauchi city.

All efforts to locate her by her parents have been abortive.


Details emerging

AbuMaryam1:
Typing err plz

You want to preach.? Show your license or we kill you

xender:
A man died and went to for judgement. As he stood in front of the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, ''Why all the clocks?''
St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has
ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the
hands on your clock move.''
''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?''
''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.''
''Incredible!'', said the man. ''And whose clock is that one?''
St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only
two lies in his entire life.''


''Where are the clocks of the Nigerian public office holders AND the Nigerian PRESIDENT?'' asked the man.

St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans." :D