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BeastOfNoNation:and what made you think that the rib is inbetween the leg and head......why didn't they come from the waist? |
Sweetguy25:ogbeni you are just too ignorant,if you want to know if you are a prostitute then try and have a beef with one of them at their joint.........you will regret your life that day ![]() ogbeni you are just too ignorant,if you want to know if you are a prostitute then try and have a beef with one of them at their joint.........you will regret your life that day |
BeastOfNoNation:...... But you girls do believe that you are a man's missing rib right? |
As i read "didn't you enjoy it to the extent that you emptied your tank abi tanker" .........which kin joke be that?:|...BTW oo,the man na uncle and the uncle name na "abuja" in his mid 60's,(scratches my head)if you no believe say na joke ,don't worry,soon you will hear this your story on BASKETMOUTH UNCENSORED......that's when you will know the worth of the joke,unizik graduate,oya come temp site make i find keke na pep give you make you dey run okpuno and amawbia,abi i Neva try? |
BeastOfNoNation:then you are not a woman either,make research before saying anything,feminist this feminist that,go to the senate house and tell me how many women that are there..........till tomorrow women can never equal men in anything,its just nature,do you think God is a fool,he made women just with one rib of a man,i guess you know how many ribs a skeleton gat.........xo how do you think you can equal a man when you are just a single rib out of the many ribs in his body......you gat to think wella,men tend to make you inferior if you take it on yourself to equal with men,i bet you if you can respect and be humble to a man(there is a big difference between being humble and being foolish)then that man will be the one to equal you to himself,its his job not your job,that's why i will always condemn feminism,cus it tries hard to beat nature which in turn isolate them from others and they still think that they are fighting for their right(still being inferior)no offense tho |
Wow,can't believe that the post came from a girl..........,nice one,this is the best post av seen since yesterday |
Wow,can't believe that the post came from a girl..........,nice one |
Hmm,atimes i wish that men be subjected to the mistreatment being unleashed to women to all those saying that he should tell his brother...... All of you are fools for forgetting that the op was a prostitute also are you guys urging him to tell his brother on the grounds the it will be his brother to decide?,shit,you guys ought to think beyond the context before saying anything,you guys think that its right or he will save his brother from doom,which doom if i may ask?,i bet you a repented hoe makes a good wife than all these semi prostitutes that think they are different fro a hoe(from your secondary school,you have dated more than 15 guys(minimum)and they all had sex with you in the name of dating,probably not once or twice,and you still knack all through your stay in the university, and roof it all with the sex camp of the NYSC,ok now tell me,what makes you different from a hoe?and guys sef wicked,they noticed this trick and av been using it to have their way with a girl since the pope was an alter boy meanwhile girls fail to notice(fish brain) back to the topic,in this case their are two things involved.......if you tell your brother and he finds out that its true,he will definitely hate her,and when he does,all your family members will know wattsup and you have already blackmail yourself cus you will be definitely seen as a dog,a big disappointment at that,you blackmail yourself,the girl will go her way and your brother will marry another person but your picture will forever remain a regret to the family secondly,if you didn't tell anybody,you have to be happy that she didn't recognise you anymore cus that will reduce the force of attraction between you and her,since you are the only one that has the info,all you have to do is "NEVER YOU LIVE CLOSE TO THEM"cus whenever you see her,that guilt will encroach you and if your brother dares know after the marriage or when they might have given birth to 2 or 3 children,i bet you will forever remain a devil to him and lastly for those that are saying,std this hiv that abortion womb loss bla bla bla,we are off the 19th century where you can just bring a girl and do the introduction,your parents will check the family background and all that,but now, before any marriage commences,the couple must have gone for general test,but checkout this funny stuff"before they decided to settle down with each other,they have had rounds of sex and all that and then went for check up to know if any of them have stds or hiv,what do you think will be the outcome of the stuff?,its just like checking the expiry date of gala after eating it"............i guess i have to drop my pen here,ayaf tried,yes ayaf lily tried hmm,this thing too long oo,even me no fit read am finish |
luchy34:if you say so,then how did i come about? And what brought about instincts and how it works............was it designed or did it come about by revolution? (Jehovah's witness don teach me oo) |
luchy34:sorry bro,pls who/what is nature?,did it just started existing and created its own rules or someone(spirit/human)created it and put rules on how it should go? |
RIP bro BTW oo must he be termed an "OKADA RIDER" just because he can ride a bike?(perhaps he may have borrowed it from a friend to to escort the others(friends maybe) to buy something) he was carrying two ppl when the bike fell over the water but only him died,how come the others survived and only him died abi the other two wear rainboot?:/ and for those calling David mark,what do you think is the work of a senator?....that he is a native of that community,how does that make the community the state capital,is there no governor in that state to forward your blames?in your state can you tell me how many community that gave birth to a high dignitaries that is well organised?, and you even forgot that high tension wires can cut due to high voltage?(this is where the op got it all wrong cus i believe that its not a matter of poor insulation but its because of the wire that fell over the water)......haba!!nigerians and low mentality,my people perish because the lack knowledge(i cry for my country)please someone should go and buy a handkerchief for me and pls don't use a bike nor go near any pole or else,na cry i go still cry shaa ![]() |
Sorry, i couldn't answer any,but that doesn't determine the quality of your IQ.........if you wanna prove me wrong then answer this.... 1. 1 MS in a M 2. 24 H in a C 3. 4 W in a M, 4. 2 T in a MC 5. No T in a H 6. 3 R in a FB(very easy for guys) 7. 2 P in a PS(easy too) 8. 1 CB for 130 9. 1 CC in M killed O 22 P 10. 30 D in F(easy) (sweating heavily) |
Till Nigerians stop being bias, politicians won't stop being corrupt............quote me and i will tell you what i mean,cus i know some idiots will think that am as bias as they are |
It all start from the first meeting of the both,whatever happens that day will determine the future relationship between the both(my opinion though) |
The bullet shaa.......why e be say na the man "BOBO" the bullet go "SHAKITI"?,NPF is just like a secret cult,you take the blame for what another man did........sorry shaa |
I nearly scrolled down but mistakenly saw "SHATTERED MANHOOD".........yeeeeee,i fitn't pass .......BTW,when the op said MANHOOD what did they really mean cus i am confused,HOOD na street/kaban abi?.........xo na only one bullet scatter the man street abi na wetin?....someone should explain to me please |
galantjoe:equal love?what of equal heart?............for your mind naa |
Nellybii: |
Nellybii:he didn't say from when apc was formed,he was just talking about what they did during Jonathan's regime,like seriously they did their worst then |
Wow,APC VS PDP.........this is one of the main reasons why i joined nairaland,more like a football match,APC WAS HOME LAST YEAR and they won pdp but this year,na returning leg things,PDP dey home and as usual,home normally wins(HOME ADVANTAGE) |
VICTORIA91:waris this one talking about?:/.......blind love ke?na you blind the eye?:|,even as the guy revealed himself to you,you still need an advice?,just like someone who wants to step on nails asking if she should go on with it,and you are still 25,you claim to be working and bla bla bla,anyway am waiting to hear "I GOT PREGNANT FOR A MARRIED MAN PLEASE WHAT SHOULD I DO?" THE GUY NO TRY SHAA,AFTER BONDING THE GIRL'S SOUL WITH HIS(SEXUALLY)THAT'S WHEN HE REVEALED HIMSELF,GUYS SHAA,GIRLS AND THEIR STUPIDITY,LATER ONE IDIOT WILL COME HERE AND SAY SHE CAN TIE HER MAN DOWN WITH SEX.....................YEEEEEE I STILL DEY REASON IF THIS KIND STUPIDITY STILL DEY EXIST,THE FOOLISHNESS JUST DEY BANG MY MIND LIKE IS THIS GIRL FOR REAL?................HE CARRY YOU GO ABROAD,WORKING CLASS LADY?AND YOU DEY JUMP AROUND,YOU EVEN WAITED TO SEE IF HE WILL SUCCEED IN DIVORCING THE FIRST WIFE?AH AH AH SISTERLI,DIARIS GOD OO,GUESS YOU ARE HERE TO GET A PLAN B......GIRL SEE EH,NA YOUR TYPE OF WICKEDNESS WEY DEY SHOCK DEVIL, anyway the story is not real shaa,one can easily tell from the boldness of the girl and her replies GOOD MORNING FELLAS AND LADIES ![]() |
I never enter plane shaa |
Icecomrade:na the line wey air dey use waka |
As i saw this topic, the first thing that came into my mind was "RITUAL" |
;DAm really speechless......all i can do is laugh |
meezynetwork:how? ![]() |
Now i understand why the OP said 8 of 10,as for me its 9kwarapt blocks............ |
MarieSucre:iv gat no beards yet.........but pls when you said temple,where are you really talking about? ![]() MarieSucre:iv gat no beards yet.........but pls when you said temple,where are you really talking about? |
Ego2:sorry to say,i enjoy chatting and calling online friends(unknown),the only difference from mine is that i hardly say "I LOVE YOU".....and if dares say then reverse will be the case,we will meet right away |
And the pastor kukuma wear cloth abi?,some people sef,the pix funny die ......the guys no send sef,the girls gan dey cover their insignificant figure:*.........and the pastor sef dey view in HD |
twixx:the girl is using Nokia c3 while the guy is using asha 205 ![]() twixx:the girl is using Nokia c3 while the guy is using asha 205 |

.........which kin joke be that?:|...BTW oo,the man na uncle and the uncle name na "abuja"
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