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You are a ritualist
All these things for just dinner?

You wey cook dinner, breakfast and ipanu all together

DenreleDave:
You were on an express way and you are faced with this..

What would you do?

Me: I don't know how to drive but i think as a professional driver, one should take on the one at the best because it gives you more space to speed and overcome it...

What about you? As a man and not. A coward, which of the truck will you take on?

Na kpai dey hungry you.

IconicR:
Catfish pepersoup , I've been on it since childhood. I love it.

Oh my fellow comrade
I hail thee sir


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Onucs:
African leaders deserve to be carried in Keke abroad. Rubbish!

Which kain talk be this?

Pipu wey suppose dey trek sef

This guy no just get case.

If the 33k no do you, find a side hustle to sustain you na.

Abi na everything una go dey carry come social media?
Who even tell una sey social media na court wey dem dey judge matter?

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Ahn ahn

With all the resources that are scattered all over the Internet (free and paid) person still dey ask this kind question.

You need see how many certifications I don bag in the last 12 months.

Anyways, make I advise you small.
Try looking into content creation (text or video)

Another thing you should look into is anything related to AI

Hmmm
Let's see how it ends
Good shall always prevail against bad
No matter how long it takes.

E go hard before I believe anything from this Harrison guy BUT I always have eyes for news about him because I find it hard not to gbádùn the guy's zeal for power.

This is what you get when you make a comedian a president.

Person wey suppose dey find how him go take settle with Putin get time dey congratulate one opolo looking he-diort

I will try as much as possible to explain this well.

Get bara aka melon aka egusi
Note: it has to still be in the ball form (image attached)
It doesn't necessarily have to be too big but make sure it's melon.

Slice it and soak in water for at least 24hrs
Drink 2ce daily for 2 or 3 days.

E sure me die sey e go stop.

No blame your gf because she fit nor know sey such nonsense dey her body because e no dey show for woman body like that.

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qtguru:
Exactly, they will always be bringing work as long as you can do them

The ones I can't do, I outsource them and I take my cut when payment is disbursed

tollyboy5:
My search term "web3" brought out your comment. This is very interesting, please I need to call you.

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Agbero no fit vote for intellectual person na.

MC Oluomo would have been his best candidate

When is the right time to enjoy yourself?

Wizzyonyxphoenix:
I didn't realise some females could be this wicked until my cousin called me up yesterday, and told me that one of his female friends, whom he invited for a hook up, had recorded a video of him naked and was threatening to post it online if he didn't pay her 50k.

She gave him a deadline, which is next week Monday actually. According to him, they had just finished doing the do, and the girl had started flashing her phone light, while he moved around naked (the room is pretty dark) so he felt she was helping him see clearly, not knowing that she had recorded not one but TWO videos of him stark naked.

Now he's crying profusely and running around like a headless chicken. What is he supposed to do guys? He tried calling her bluff but the girl in question seems pretty intent on ruining his life if he doesn't pay that money. He also has the option of giving her his phone, peradventure he doesn't get the money.

Honestly, I feel sorry for the guy, but that's what he gets for not being able to keep it in his pants. What would you advice him to do in this situation guys? His reputation is at stake here oooo....

As a Nigerian, you should know by now that nudes posted online doesn't last long in our memories.

If he doesn't have money, he should just wait it out and the so call olosho will get tired of posting and move on to the next Victim.

Another option is to get her phone.
How you do that is up to you Sha *peace*

I am not doubting you but I don't believe you got this for ₦1,800

If na wetin Dem dey sell for ₦1,800 to other customers be this, Dem for don stop the fish business since.

Tell that to judge Judy

Hmmm

Foul play no dey finish for we land.

I honestly wish, pray and hope our police carryout the necessary investigation on this case.

Chai Discovery ID don coarse my brain Sha

Why I go waste food?
Abi the state of the economy no touch your side.

Abeg make I preserve the remaining ones for freezer Biko

My cousin has been in Canada for a little over 3yrs and he is doing well.

How did I know? He has renovated his family house, he lives "alone" (i mean no room mate or whatsoever) he's sponsoring his siblings in school (both are in their finals) and this guy still sends money to me and my brothers.

Oga if your coworkers are still waiving your attempts to talk to them, it means you are not productive.

We all know how all these foreigners want to mingle with us if they see our productivity firsthand.

Oga open the next chapter

Abfinest007:
I don't know why nairaland keep circulating old news


Seun try to make d forum active again our beloved nairaland is going down gradually

Shey na crime make we wey never see am before see am?

It's like you are just getting in touch with reality.

Even in saner climes, girls and guys do hookup.

Hmmm KD
Make I no talk Sha.

Make Dem check him stock book and I bet there are missing/stolen goods.

His account should be checked as well.

RIP to the dead.

No be everybody wey shake your hand get joy for you.

If na lie, ask SBF wetin CZ do am

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